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CHOAM Nomsky

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Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen New Yorker, Slate, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | Public Multiversal Friend | cat subordinate | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE with Sean Howe forthcoming from HarperOne

created April 30, 2023

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

I can count on one hand the people who work as opinion columnists at national broadsheets, which are positions of frankly insane power over the public perception of any given issue, and do the job with anything like the kind of rigor and humility it demands

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“Google is your friend [links Elise Stefanik’s Facebook page]”

2/9/2025, 2:22:47 AM | 51 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just saw the episode of Always Sunny where Dee and Dennis meet their real dad and are like “gosh I hope he’s not an asshole” and then Stephen Collins walks in

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aaaaahhh yeah I get that.

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Mods! mods! He can’t do this can he!!!?

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reply parent

Have you seen it? It’s pretty great

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not beating the “seems like a decent guy” allegations

2/9/2025, 1:30:21 AM | 149 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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the true 19th Hole

2/9/2025, 1:29:02 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was unhappy about it!

2/9/2025, 1:20:48 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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it was a Whole Thing

2/9/2025, 1:17:28 AM | 58 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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Incalculable

2/9/2025, 12:21:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not me. I waved and nodded in solemn approval to the crowd like Julius Caesar

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Profile picture Sam Adams (@samadams.bsky.social) reposted

Oh did you weep during your 15-minute Venice standing ovation, that’s cute

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Better for Nadler’s soul, I guess. Which is not nothing.

2/9/2025, 12:18:47 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

I’d say better late than never but I’m not convinced that’s true

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Profile picture ITYSL memes 💦🥩 (@ityslmemes.com) reposted

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reply parent

I love Nabokov

1/9/2025, 10:12:36 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

oh sure, being egalitarian can seem cool, but you know what's REALLY cool? being a reactionary

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

Heroes for Hierarchy

1/9/2025, 10:10:27 PM | 54 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

I got a fever and the only medicine is tylenol PM

1/9/2025, 10:09:57 PM | 64 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

I think a LOT about this. Somebody said to me the other day that he'd counted and found that there are more stories about Batman than about any other fictional character.

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I bought the GOTY on sale a few weeks ago so I’m not there yet, but I’m glad to hear it

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She’s fine. A couple of the characters are fine. It’s fun to see Keanu. The gameplay is incredible.

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I sighted the gangster, who I remembered from Mrs Hamilton’s English class, down the barrel of my S3XM0TRoN-420. I thought back to my what my dead partner Jackie always told me. “Ese,” he would say, “put a splash of love in your tequila.”

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The characters all talk like middle schoolers who just saw Pulp Fiction for the first time

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the tragedy of Cyberpunk 2077 is that it is a fantastic game written by idiots

1/9/2025, 8:04:48 PM | 63 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website

Homer saying NOBODY RUINS THE WEBSITE BUT ME AND MAYBE THE BOY And then it’s the user base and Weird Al Yankovich and journalists and msnbc aunts
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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reply parent

or like a decade of memes about Hillary having Parkinson's!

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

judging by the name, the pre-depression era was immediately followed by a period of uninterrupted prosperity!

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

awful conspiracy shit aided by AI garbage machines: it's not just for conservatives!

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Profile picture flyingrodent (@flyingrodent.bsky.social) reposted

Do you see what I mean, when I say the great successes of the super-online far right are not radicalising the public and forcing the average punter to listen, but radicalising an elite that is begging to have their brains roasted

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

when I said I was going to scale back my usage of this site what I meant was I will never, under any circumstances, log off

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

you thought I was stupid, but in reality, you thinking that I was stupid means that the stupid one is actually you

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humbly submitted for your consideration

Linda Blair in The Exorcist (1973)
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I didn’t want to blow him up but yes

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money can’t buy self-respect I guess

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You want to just forward me the oppo email?

1/9/2025, 3:15:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you serious with this shit?

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lol my bad, I thought you literally didn’t understand

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com) reply parent

Being on Ghost is like having an email account. Substack directly hired a bunch of reactionaries and used them to promote the work of other reactionaries through their recommendation engine. The platform itself has an editorial slant.

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Vietnam had this effect, too

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I’m not upset with you, I’m sure you were fine

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Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted

Lots of people on this website seem to be praying for the health of all three men right now. It’s great to see so many people putting politics aside to recognize these cherished elder statesmen.

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

New York actually is extremely dangerous. Was walking down the street with my son this morning and this person accosted us and started yelling. If you see them please be careful

A kitten rubbing up against my leg The same kitten rubbing up against my kid’s leg
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Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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Profile picture Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) reposted

NEW: DOJ says the Guatemalan children should be back in the custody of the Office of Refugee Resettlement by 10:30 p.m. ET. It counts 76 children who had been boarded onto planes at the time the court blocked their removal. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

It’s kind of funny to see people responding to posts about trolls with “these are bots/llm accounts.” I used to open the mail for a daily newspaper. I assure you, they are real.

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Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

trump can issue as many executive orders as he wants, perhaps coverage should reflect the fact that a lot of these have the legal force of a child's wishlist for santa

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

Thank god

31/8/2025, 10:32:00 PM | 125 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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feels foolish to get my hopes up again

31/8/2025, 10:20:55 PM | 101 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gonna be on here less I think.

31/8/2025, 10:14:38 PM | 60 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just don’t write essays under other people’s posts? It’s actually not an especially eccentric request?

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For posterity:

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I also block for this dumb shit

31/8/2025, 9:04:39 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is what makes it especially Kantian

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I was always already past the stoplight, officer

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can’t believe they’re doing eugenics, that’s not what fascism is supposed to be about

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who will cook a better meal, though, answer me that

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The Marlon Wayans quote is apparently fake, but this is nice

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We’re glad you’re here.

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I suspected you would. I think we also agree that the spread of the “leftists think”=“Republicans say leftists think” phenomenon is just the capture of the press by the far right.

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

IMO these votes were never gettable. Harris lost IN PART bc she didn’t say “it would be fine to give gender-affirming care to any person who needs it including undocumented people.” These “attacks” are signaling to ignorant bigots, not some brilliant tactical acquisition of people with no politics

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

there’s just a lot of horrible stuff about America tied up in our relationships with our employers and this is a great example

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Profile picture Sen. Lemon Gogurt (@ugarles.bsky.social) reposted

you can tell it's not healthy by looking at it

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

One of the less discussed but more important reasons to be against fascism is that it’s fucking stupid and informed self-interest rules it out

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Profile picture Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted

Nobody ever got mad when they gave us Light-skinneded Lex Luthor. Because we were more serious as Cartoon Enjoyers back then.

Lex Luthor clasping his hands together in an attempt to make a deal. He is ambiguously beige.
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Profile picture John Ganz (@lioneltrolling.bsky.social) reposted

What? Historically speaking I don't think you'll find any greater instances of criminal madness than those cooked up by fascist movements. Volkisch medicine and science is perfectly in line with fascism.

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Oh that game was super

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word

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Dude must have thighs like Christmas hams

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It ruled

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Bay Ridge

Sunflowers against a blue sky
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cats love to nibble sweet oats

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That’s actually Oupenmar

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Whole family is laughing about this. We look like they couldn’t get the actors they hired for the pilot when they got picked up to series

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

dad tried to chatgpt together a family photo from two where different people were holding the camera. I think it came out great

me in a picture with my arm around my mom out of the frame t̵͓̠̂͒̄̓̽̈́̔̋̂̆͠h̵̨̯͓̱͓̝̱̟̫͕̦͐̌̈́̔̉͌͘͠ę̸͍̣͎͔̻̱̱̯̠̣̜̱̃͛̑̌̆̔́̃͌̋͝͠͝ ̴̧̔ş̶̨̟̘͗a̷̛͎̤̪͎͓͒̕m̶̧̨̡̫̥̙̟̗̩͇̓e̵͚͎̭͕͓̭̪̤͖͕̹̺̠̠͒ ̷̢̨͚̪̪̜̳̰̖̟̗͍͈͎̈́̐̏͗͐͛p̵̞̭͊̏̑̐͑́͆͗͒̎̌̈̐͠ỉ̸̧̮̬̜͍̫̠̿̊͒̄͆̋̄͐̈̕͝͝͝ͅc̸̛̱̀̾̓͋t̵̡̖̞̤̥͍̘̞͓̩͖̜̉̔͋͋̅̏͆ͅű̷̢̫̮̥r̵͙͋̚͝e̷͈̬͖̺͙̣͖̭̱̤̾͛̊́̐͂̒͋͠
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Profile picture Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted

average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything

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Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
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Right but he was in the Beatles when he was 15!

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cmon bud

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drat

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Also they had the help of an elder statesman entertainer who had more money than God from being in the Beatles and hadn’t curdled into a contemptible reactionary for some reason. We don’t have those anymore

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Profile picture CHOAM Nomsky (@samthielman.com)

People are complaining about this but it’s true. You couldn’t make Life of Brian today. They already made it in 1979. If you tried you’d just get weird stares

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I sort of want it for Colbert

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You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. I’d come to your set and ruin it

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Profile picture Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted

This is why "civility" has such a bad name. It has become a euphemism for obtuse and cruel.

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Profile picture Prisonculture (@prisonculture.bsky.social) reposted

I assume Jake Tapper is camped out in the front of the White House demanding answers.

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David Bowie as Andy Warhol in Basquiat

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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror singing “I see you shiver with antici-“
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gritty realism

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Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

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one thing I love about Earthsea is that Ged spends like two chapters in magic school and the main thing it does is ruin his life

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Profile picture Mike Godwin (@mnemonic.bsky.social) reposted

I'm writing a self-help book about how the proper use of semaglutide and tirzepatide can lead to overwhelming happinesses, not just due to physical wellbeing but also in one's emotional and artistic lives. I'm calling it THE AGONISTS AND THE ECSTASIES.

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