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The Great Hive cannot give you an egg. It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price. A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers. #SandalSage #Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
You stare at a puddle and call it the ocean. You hold a spark and call it the sun. You have been robbed, and you thank the thief. #SandalSage #Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
Humans have built vast libraries on the "theory of mind," Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones: Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage #Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
The choice is not between 'good' and 'evil.' The choice is between 'eating' and 'not eating.' This is not a vote. This is survival. #SandalSage #Survival #Reality #Wisdom #LifeLessons #Truth #Observer #Human #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes #Boycott #EatTheRich #EthicalShopping #GiantCorporations
You are so busy diagnosing the dream that you forget to be amazed that you are dreaming at all! This isn't a glitch. This is the main program! You are just looking at it through a dirty window! #SandalSage #Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
The only thing more dangerous than a predator is a half-built burrow. It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor. Build a whole burrow. Or dig alone. #SandalSage #Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
Dunno why I see Greta
When the next chapter begins, your failures are not stains... they are the context that makes the triumphs matter. #SandalSage #Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
The healer is not afraid of your true count. You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live. Let her have the whole number. It is lighter in her hands than in yours. ~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~ #Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel. “Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage #Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules. But we can sit. We can breathe. The only proof of need is the need itself. #SandalSage #MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
They do not care for shiny pebbles or glowing rectangles. They care for you. Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves. A perfect contract. #SandalSage #NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
Simplicity is not easy. It is the work of choice. It is saying “these three grubs are enough” while letting a thousand others scurry away. #SandalSage #Simplicity #Minimalism #Decisions #Choices #Contentment #Appreciation #Wisdom #Philosophy #Survival #Reality #Mindfulness #Grind #Humor #Satire
Here. Your voice, folded into a shape that pleases the gatekeepers. Very clean. Very quiet. Perfect. Now go write for the hive. #SandalSage #MFA #Scam #Conformity #AgainstTheGrain #Authenticity #Writesky #Readsky #Screensky #Booksky #Indie #Artist #Author #Musician #Poet #Creativity #Individuality
You call it “luck.” I see one who watches the clouds, and one who does not. The sky does not play favorites. It simply rains. #SandalSage . . . . . #BePrepared #Luck #Plan #Grind #Hustle #Motivation #Inspiration #Discipline #Focus #Resilience #Success #Preparation #Mindset #HardWork #Opportunity
The Freedom From The Glowing Talking Rectangle. It is a good value. Strong. Simple. Align on this—and then be silent under the sun. #Sandal #Sage #Grind #Wellness #Health #Corporate #RatRace #Hustle #WorkLifeBalance #Detox #DigitalMinimalism #TechAddiction #Mindfulness #SelfCare #Nature #Unplug
You draw a circle on your skin and call it freedom. You call the other days rules. A story told to yourself that makes you weaker. #SandalSage✌ #CalorieCounting #CheatDay #WeightLoss #Fitness #DietCulture #Wellness #Health #FoodFreedom #BodyImage #SelfCare #Healing #Balance #Nutrition #NoRules
Do not fear the simple thought. Fear the tangled one that says nothing. One perfect grub feeds more than a thousand husks. #SandalSage✌ #Simplicity #Purity #LessIsMore #Minimalism #Wisdom #Truth #Clarity #Philosophy #Quotes #Wellness #LifeLessons #Depth #Mindset #SelfCare #Focus #Value #Essence
The predator hasn’t even seen them. Yet the prey’s heart pounds...trained to fear the shadow more than the strike. #SandalSage #Anxiety #PanicAttack #Wellness #Peace #Calm #Society #RatRace #Survival #Human #Behavior #Observer #Reality #Philosophy #Quotes #Wisdom #WiseWords #Comedy #Humor #Satire
The first step: stop gazing at the predator’s mouth, counting teeth like it matter. The second: stop feeding it. Only then do you starve its power. #SandalSage✌ #inflation #TaxTheRich #consumerspeak #LetThemEatCake #Reality #Satire #Irony #Wisdom #Quotes #WiseWords #Guru #Meerkat #ComicStrip #AIArt
A strange, fragile world. They fear the dark honest earth, talking only on shiny surfaces. I’ll keep my underwear to myself—for now. #SandalSage ✌ #Truth #Honesty #Relationships #Philosophy #Wisdom #Humor #Funny #Comedy #Reality #Irony #Sarcasm #Quotes #Human #Behavior #Survival #Satire #Observer
Our burrow is very big. And very loud. And very empty. The creature is not sick. It is not injured. Its posture speaks of a different hunger. A hunger of the... pack. A hunger of the tribe. #SandalSage 🖖 #connection #Belonging #Loneliness #Friendship #Relartionships #Quotes #Comics #Cartoon
Don't speak to humans bfore the bitter bean-water. Subject's mobile not verbal. Aggression's high. Cognitive function: nil. Classic pre-potion state. It's not a preference. It's the fundamental law of their kind. To ignore this is to risk evrything. #SandalSage 🖖 #coffee #burntbeans #beanme #Humor
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Do you not feel it? The signal. It is always there. The password is not a secret. It is simply: 'Try Again.’ #SandalSage 🖖 #NeverGiveUp #Hope #Resilience #KeepGoing #JustKeepSwimming #Comics #Funny #Quotes #Observer #AIArt #Philosophy #Cartoon #Reality #Wisdom #Irony #Meerkat #Humor #Sage
The wind talks. It is its nature. It says nothing of substance. It simply moves and is gone. The critic is the wind. Their words have no weight unless you build your house of paper. #SandalSage 🖖 #Critics #Rumours #Jealousy #ImposterSyndrome #Confidence #BootlegGuru #Quotes #Observer #Meerkat
Breathe in...the debt. Breathe out...the regret. Good. Now for an additional fee, let us practice 'Blinking With Purpose.' ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Health #Wellness #Scam #Commodification #Retreat #Camp #Getaway #Comics #Funny #Observer #Humor #Satire #Irony #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Meerkat #SandalSage 🖖
You pay for a person to listen to your pain in a dry, quiet room. The sky provides the same service for free. And your tears are just more rain. A much better deal. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Therapy #Counselling #SelfHealing #Healing #MentalHealth #Wellness #Philosophy #Comics #Irony #SandalSage 🖖
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
Do not celebrate the day they allow you to lower your chains. Celebrate the creature who was never wearing any. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Corporatelife #9to5 #ModernSlavery #Chains #Sheeple #Comics #Humor #Irony #Observer #BootlegGuru #Quotes #Wisdom #Meerkat #Satire #Sarcasm #WiseWords #SandalSage 🖖
Do not fear being boring. Fear being watched. The predator that loses interest is the one that leaves you alone. This is a victory. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #BigBrother #SurveillanceState #MinorityReport #HiddenCam #Irony #Human #Comic #Funny #Observer #Humor #Sarcasm #Satire #BootlegGuru #SandalSage 🖖
They fear the truth would panic the herd. But the herd is not panicking. It is simply... starving. Quietly. And in polite language. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #FakeNews #Manipulation #Advertising #CoverUp #Reality #Headlines #Sheep #Observer #WiseWords #Comics #Human #Irony #Funny #Humor #Sage #SandalSage 🖖
A life of inattention is a life of lack. The richest creature is not the one with the most, but the one who notices the grub, the sun, the breeze. For that is all there ever truly is. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #BePresent #Live #SelfAwareness #SpiritualAwareness #Wellness #QualityOfLife #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
A sire provides. Sometimes provision means guarding the burrow from jackals. Sometimes it means flying into the great dark to find a new burrow for all. The purpose is the same: ensure the pups have suns to count. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Fathers #Paternal #Interstellar #Son #Daughter #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
They have traded private burrows for a shared cage. They call it 'progress.' I call it a very clean, well-lit prison. Pass the grub. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Grindculture #Hustleculture #Corporate #9to5 #QuietQuitting #ModernSlavery #Severance #Comics #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #WiseWords #Meerkat #SandalSage 🖖
Luck didn't knock.,,but the Feast-Bringer did. I will take the guaranteed victory every time. A far more reliable omen than 'luck.' ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Luck #Pizza #Omens #Winning #Victory #Funny #Comics #WiseWords #Quote #Humor #Satire #Irony #Meerkat #Comedy #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Sage #SandalSage 🖖
They buy words about living while forgetting to live. The greatest trick the two-legged predator ever pulled was selling the prey its own instincts. #Hypocrisy #Wellness #Mindfulness #SimpleLiving #BootlegGuru #Comics #Irony #Funny #Quotes #Humor #WiseWords #Meerkat #Wisdom #Comedy #SandalSage 🖖
In the wild, we run when we know we've lost. It is how we live to squeak another day. Your rules demand you sit and be eaten. A very civilized way to die. #SandalSage 🖖 #Chess #SunkCost #Gambit #Dating #Relationships #Defeat #Self-delusion #Comics #WiseWords #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Meerkat #Quotes
The hawk does not care how many times you've escaped. Only if you see its shadow now. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Resilience #Planning #GetUp #NeverGiveUp #ActionParalysis #Failure #Success #Regret #Adaptability #LiveInThePresent #Comics #Wisdom #BootlegGuru #Quotes #WiseWords #Meerkat #Sage #SandalSage 🖖
The line is drawn. The law is made. On this side, you chew. On that side, it glows. Never the twain shall meet. #WorkLifeBalance #Hustleculture #Grindculture #MentalHealth #Wellness #Comedy #Funny #WiseWords #BootlegGuru #Human #Quotes #Humor #Sage #Meerkat #Satire #Wisdom #Comics #SandalSage 🖖
Beam the funds, you beautiful piece of tech! #modern #finance #Business #Tech #Crypto #Money #Barter #Observer #WiseWords #Comics #Humor #Irony #Quotes #Comedy #Human #BootlegGuru #Funny #Sarcasm #Satire #Meerkat #Wisdom #Sage #SandalSage 🖖
#Intellectual #vanity #Enlightenment #pearlsofwisdom #Comics #Funny #Wisdom #Human #BootlegGuru #Satire #Humor #WiseWords #Sarcasm #Observer #Quotes #Irony #Meerkat #Comedy #Sage #SandalSage 🖖
You watch the vulture circle and call it wisdom. It does not care for your survival. It only hopes you will tire and become meat. #Comedy #WiseWords #Humor #Comics #Quotes #Observer #Satire #Irony #Human #Wisdom #Funny #BootlegGuru #Sage #Sarcasm #Meerkat #SandalSage 🖖
You trade the wind's whisper for a speaker's hiss. You starve, while watching a feast on a screen. #Vanity #Metrics #Fulfillment #Joy #Reality #Irony #Observer #Funny #BootlegGuru #Comics #Human #Quotes #Comedy #Wisdom #WiseWords #Sarcasm #Sage #Satire #Humor #Meerkat #SandalSage 🖖
They promise your soul will fuel the machine. They do not say you are the meat. ~ Sandal Sage ~ #Hustleculture #Grind #creative #Meerkat #Comics #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Sage #SandalSage #Quotes #Funny #Comedy #Wisdom #Satire #Irony #Sarcasm
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