Eat shit Bill Belichick
Eat shit Bill Belichick
Correction: the Your Idol dance
Happy Labor Day š
Spending the day learning the Soda Pop danceā¦will report back if and only if itās successful
Todayās playlist is more for me than the kids
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, donāt you dare suggest such a thing
Good night š andā¦.
Illinois is currently exploring the possibility of purchasing Covid-19 vaccines in bulk straight from manufacturers to make sure everyone will still have access.
Iām indifferent to college football until I love it
Sick of the phrase āfuck around and find outā except in this very specific circumstance
Gonna tell the future generations this is Labubu.
HADJAR!! šā¤ļø
We are all Charles right now
I love Antonelli but today I want to throttle him. Why would you dive bomb the corner like that??
Double DNF in the first race after summer breakā¦Ferrari is so back š„“š
Really glad that long summer break gave us a reinvigorated and competitive te-
You know what? Go ahead and bury me in a pet semetary. Let's roll the dice.
Iāve been watching it nonstop since the kiddo asked to see it š
If the sequel doesnāt fully explore the rich backstory of a cat who enjoys picking things up instead of knocking them over, it will be a wasted opportunity
YESSSSS š„¹
This IS true and something Iām very much looking forward to
Probably not but Iāve always worried that heās a symptom, not the disease.
Do you really think anything will be different after he dies
PEACEMAKER
there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
Itās so good and Iām so glad my kiddo begged me to watch it š
Believe it or not this was the first time I was able to watch it all the way through without my kids crawling all over me or screaming in my ears
This seems fine right
The cat has enough anxiety about knocking things over, he doesnāt need the added pressure of keeping a tiny hat on his big ol head!
Update: itās been watched
My friend, I am fully obsessed with this movie š considering the six-eyed bird with the tiny hat as my next stupid tattoo
Going to watch K-POP DEMON HUNTERS on my phone at work today because itās Friday and Iām a sicko
Send this ghoulish motherfucker into the sun
āItās just the COVID vaccineā my brother in Christ they are just getting started
Today in the family group text someone responded āYes itās very sad, but unfortunately we knew this was comingā and I just gave up
A most heartfelt and sincere fuck you to everyone who told me six months ago that I was overreacting about what RFK Jr. would do to the availability of vaccines for my kids
Readying the worldās biggest FELL FOR IT AGAIN award
I love being one of the olds at the back of the punk show. I never understood why they did it until I became one.
Fuck RFK Jr forever
all of this makes total sense when you recognize that āfreedomā here means the freedom to dominate those you view as your subordinates and ātyrannyā is when someone threatens that āfreedomā or worse, when those subordinates try to claim power as political equals
Sorryā¦I didnāt mean to be pedantic about it. I just value the work they do, even if it feels despairingly futile.
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Theyāre just constantly, thoroughly drowned out by the money of the gun lobby and the āpry it from my cold dead handsā mentality of the conservatives.
The craven libs running to stay in safe seats avoid the topic but the grassroots movement never gives up. Moms Demand Action and Everytown for Gun Safety are always doing the work. I saw a TV spot from Sandy Hook Promise recently and Iāve never seen them run ads.
And after they had 20 cops arrest him š
I hate raising my children in a country where "someone opened fire on a bunch of kids" is just a normal thing that happens
First practice as head coach of the kiddoās 8U soccer team is done and I need approximately 12 beers
Emotional! š„¹
Do I think picking up trash is beneath anyone? Absolutely not! Do I think any branch of the fucking US MILITARY should be doing because theyāre conducting law enforcement in American cities? Also no!
You know National Guard troops leave full-time jobs and families and school when theyāre called up, right
Itās probably not who you think it is
āGrab āem by the pussyā¦You can do anything.ā
I continue not to have strong feelings about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce but he seems to be a big galoot and I feel like marrying a big galoot is usually a solid choice so good for her
Canāt overstate how important it is to keep capturing on video what the brownshirts are doing, not just for political pressure but for the potential to collapse a spurious felony charge š¤
Anyone remember what happens next? Anyone?
Kiddoās first day of kindergarten today š„¹
These people are carving out a new level of hell just for themselves.
If my sister wins her league with my suggestion she owes me a cut
Not great. Probably. I'm guessing
Scream it until weāre blue in the face
More like reporting for BOOTY š«”
āHow am I supposed to explain this to my children?ā is one of the laziest copouts that bigots have been allowed to weaponize against social progress. āI donāt know.ā is perfectly acceptable in any situation and āLetās find out together.ā is one of the most precious ways to engage with your child.
āBut what if DEMOCRATS are in the Epstein files?ā babe the Lord Almighty himself could be in there and Iād still want to know
We just went to a theater sing-a-long for K-Pop Demon Hunters. I am serious: itās 1 of the best movies this year. Beyond catchy songs, itās a movie that ultimately rejects xenophobia & supports friendship. 200+ Iowans singing about embracing differences & learning Korean myth was a glimmer of hope.
Mark Cuban is proof that there are no good billionaires.
Surreal that weāre here but good that these resources are being made available
HOW is it POSSIBLE that F1 summer break isnāt over yet
PEACEMAKER!!
I learned a while ago never to idolize a politician but damn this guy is good
Iām not saying everybody who opens the conversation with āas a left-leaning Democratā is on the right, Iām just saying Iād like some counterexamples
It was a mistake not to hang Jefferson Davis on the White House lawn
Youāre telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom
MEN IN TIGHTS, go ahead and judge me
Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where one party claims, with media and public support, the mantle of being the ātough on crimeā party while its leader openly calls for convicted criminals to be released from prison āor elseā?
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
I feel deeply for the children whose parents are embracing this because they will not be equipped to live in reality as adults
Me in any work meeting when someone mentions using AI āto improve productivityā:
Football is the gayest professional sport in America so why anyone is upset about male cheerleaders is beyond me
atlantablackstar.com/2025/08/18/b... One of the reasons I don't think the death penalty in the US is viable is because the number of stories like this...where you can get jailed for 67 days because your name is similar to someone else.
*important to note that he does not actually have the stones to do this*
If Newsom REALLY had some balls heād send his National Guard troops to Jackson, Mississippi where the murder rate is four times higher than DC
@criminalsimpsons.com is this anything
They donāt care! Some of them like or even love the absurdity! Why is this the strategy??
[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
The White House is mobilizing red state military forces to occupy a Democratic stronghold and let me tell you: No one has ever pretended something isn't happening harder than Democratic leaders are pretending this isn't happening right now.
Gavin Newsom can eat my entire asshole, sorry if you think he should be president because he hired a funny epic bacon social media manager last week
Three years ago today I brought my second kiddo into the world š„¹
Every single liberal that's spreading the "legitimate concerns" transphobic garbage is counting on being able to pull the "it was a different time" bullshit in the future. Dont let them.
If you care more about Newsom doing snarky tweets than about him collaborating with people who want to kill every single trans person in this country, you don't care about politics, you care about aesthetics
Donald Trump was best friends with a pedophile and sex trafficker and donāt you forget it
She did so good!! She even had a bad wipeout and got right back on š
Jerk chicken, yellow rice, sweet potatoes, fried catfish, mac & cheese š¤¤
Kiddo rode her bike without training wheels today š„¹
If patriarchy was the ānatural order of thingsā then why is the planet fucking burning under your guidance?
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
Put on K-POP DEMON HUNTERS for the kiddos and thought Iād pay attention here and there but I am locked the fuck in. This movie rocks.
Trump: welcome to America Putin: i consider this Russia Trump: whatever, can I get a picture? Putin: da Trump: such a big fan Putin: ok Trump: let's make a big beautiful ukraine summit deal Putin: no Trump: fine but will you sign the picture Putin: da Trump: I won in 2020 right Putin: *sighs* sure