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UP AND AT THEM
He has it all wrong; perhaps, the ultimate "Joke"
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They might patch something in some day but like... There's already A Lot
Fallout is interesting in that you don't need to know the games at all BUT it actually progresses the storyline instead of retelling an existing game or being its own thing
Deathclaws probably. Mutants
"whatcha gonna do about it"
For sale, "Baby please," never used
this world makes fools of us
I would like the 174 house democrats who voted for this to drop an update on their security concerns
skinned his head huh
Someone canceled a ONE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND dollar wedding
“mmay the force be iwth you” the engineer nervously says, more a question tjan anyhting “fourth. its. its fourth. listen i dont have time to explain this to you,” elon replies, scratching his forehead with the barrel
yes
Detective: "Sir, we tracked the killer to this location. Victims B. Simpson, B. Elby and B. Knocker frequently drank here." Bartender: "I don't know what to say, I'm just the bartender." *officer B. Olomew enters* Detective: Oh, hey Bart. BartEnder: *immediately shoots officer Olomew* "...Dammit."
I've tried Undertale a couple times but it never quite clicked. My kids love it though
Today, due to the recent spread of (false) narratives about trans perpetrators of mass shootings, I decided to look up search stats for the term “trans shooter.” The term was hardly used at all before May 2022, when the shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde happened.
You 🤝 Me "I'll play Undertale someday."
idk if disney/sinclair/nexstar understand how bad they fucked up by angering the disney influencers. i don’t fear god or kpop stans but i do fear disney adults.
"when people advocate the murder of your countrymen it is in fact very cool of you to kill them" says Ghost of Tsushima
I assume 6'6" cis boys are therefore banned from basketball? No?
this seems like sensible advice if you live in the US and want to do effective protest about Kimmel:
I think we’re at a point where a lot of people here in the US are so so so fed up and will jump at an action that visibly moves a needle. No one really cares about Kimmel but we care about why his show was pulled and if there’s one thing these dips will notice it’s losing money.
"Right now, Beijing is offering cheap, clean power, employment, trade and a route to prosperity. Washington is offering tariffs, policy chaos, White nationalist memes and South Korean workers in shackles after a raid on an EV battery factory." www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
By the time I reach current retirement age only 90yos will be allowed to retire
CHUNKY BUTTON GLOBS
Arguably, in some ways, but not in the ways the users of the phrase mean
Star Wars has been around for a dozen Confederacies
It does seem like the kind of thing that would be rare
"Our industry faces the most sophisticated, venomous, creeping evil in America’s history. There’s no standing above this conflict. No impartial observers. If you’re on the sidelines you’ve made a choice and must live with it." -—Dan Gilroy
Every time I go explore I find some new manner of health boost or aid (temporary masks, binding shield, more health from binding); it's like, this stuff is out there
oh no! anyway,
It can really differ. My wife didn't feel it till the next day. But some years she never has! I always do.
Astel, Naturalborn of the Void #EldenRing
Took about 5 hours to feel crummy this time for me
Barry and The Nameless One
Fresh goes better Mentos freshness Fresh goes better With Mentos, fresh and full of life!🎵
It really is, Sara
Bluegrass
Panicked already huh
It is!
O Brother! Where Art Thou? is a fun semi-musical take on The Odyssey.
you are a Ming of constancy
ah, but in so doing, the song ITSELF becomes an ironic work
lmao
yep
And readers (myself included) should probably be aware of this more and click through, but that's not really how people are encouraged to read things on social media, like at all. Individual mindfulness will only go so far.
SEO/clickbait focus does not care much about representing things accurately, just about getting a click, driving engagement
I've noticed this strongly coinciding with the trend toward disbanding copydesks (the people who used to be in charge of writing and checking headlines and summary grafs and those sorts of things for accuracy in representing the contents of a piece)
show them some 1990s SNES games and blow their whole mind
America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest
You *know* Mr. LaForge is playing a dwarf
Also covers nearly a full 50% of the globe
to raise awareness
Elden Ring: art vs in the game (dlс)
oh god it's like a perfect jewel
hey HEY expansionné
could really go for some Del Sloppos right now
this is completely false. the "unanimous" vote consisted of one person, Rick Scott, voting. The chamber was entirely empty except for him and Tommy Tuberville, & both of them had to be prompted as to how to execute the vote:
Silksong (2025)
ok but what’s the game about
It’s similar to the mind trick of paying Tom Nook back a “loan” when really you’re paying for the next house in line and got the first one for free.
Chaos: Hey Slaanesh, did you corrupt Primarch Fulgrim yet? Slaanesh: Yeah, boss. Made him a giant snake monster, just like you asked. Chaos: I asked you to make him real fuckin sexy. Slaanesh: Just like you asked.
Shai-Hulud #Dune
Auction off for a nonprofit cause he'd hate
The things that I find the most useful and hopeful to talk about are never ever the ones that gain any traction and I am just begging someone with more clout than me to introduce this historical event to Americans:
Who said that
Definitely, between Ferguson and a certain dipshit movement
Tough, yeah, but not tougher than the act 1 boss
Happy birthday!
Took me 30 seconds on the website and there was space to tell them why
I just called Disney+ to cancel my account and had the most joyful interaction with an operator who was laughing the entire time about how many people had canceled today. I can only imagine how it feels to spend an entire day witnessing how many people want to stop fascism.
Yeah but those movies were all filmed before he even announced. Two came out in May within a week of each other.
...and even Age of Ultron (Internet-poisoned AI threatens to annihilate the environment for lulz) 2015 really was THE pop-culture predictor year for 2025.
Between Fury Road (decrepit old men elevated by resource hoarding, hollow rhetoric, and an army of child-men in the pursuit of control over women), The Force Awakens (idolizers of fascism revive it within the lifetime of those who defeated it because they’re left to their own devices unpunished) ...
They have such great little boxes
Doof Wars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyy7... What a rollout for a game.
Aaron Bushnell self-immolated in protest because as *active service military personnel* he saw the genocide being carried out with the tacit approval and material support of the US. And we all had to hear that he was crazy, if we heard about it at all. Where’s his fucking day of remembrance?
welcome
The idea that the combined MMR is dangerous but separately the vaccines are fine was created out of whole cloth by Andrew Wakefield, a disgraced former doctor who had a patent on a non-combined version of the MMR. We've known his research was bunk for almost 30 years.
Father, who art in pie tin Baja be thy Blast
also an argument that had every historian of genocide deeply frustrated, given that it hasn’t been true of any modern genocide to date
presumably checking where their thumbs are shoved
Dark Souls-ass clouds
ah the rare double-Anakin
i mean, it does track that they'd consider antifa a threat
This Week's Onion Magazine:
Modern Halo AI throws a pastiche of other games' enemies at you that yell that they can do your job
I like how you can swap his head so that he can express outrage and fear once you announce you're going to split him back into your two crewmembers and effectively murder him
THUNDERBOLT
we're having chili con karnov tonight
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.
NY Times still trying to get their wallet back from the inspector
Bad game design is when I stub my toe Game development is when you fall down an open manhole and die
These are precedented times and the precedent is a loud ass warning www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
like if you lose international tourism to the degree we're suppressing it now AND lose a big domestic chunk? doom