He’s probably running low on his pervitin stash
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He’s probably running low on his pervitin stash
Just reminded of the Oglaf strip with the crow lawyer. (One of the few safe for work strips, but the rest of the comics are very smutty.)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!
Also, “enlightened” opinion being that we need less procedure and more vibes when the opposite is true. The problem isn’t that rules exist, it’s that an internal affairs guy who follows the rules is treated like Judas way too often.
Still hoping it involves public defecation for posterity
Me trying to get other things done right now
How do they even get their heads that far up their own asses? The world may never know
I’m so glad to not have 95 be a part of my daily commute anymore
If you are on a highway in the left lane and your intention is not to pass a vehicle in the right lane, then you are in the wrong lane
I honestly cannot believe we are still arguing about school closures during COVID, it’s as over as it’s ever going to be and we gain literally nothing by still talking about it
Coherent trade policy is woke
Don't forget about the DRM-free Humble Bundle from Tor (with Murderbot, Witch King, and more), benefiting World Center Kitchen. The donation is now at over 58,000. It would be awesome to get it up to $100,000. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
I am not surprised, but still disappointed
Definitely not going to create a “sparkling gossip” internal header for the shit that qualifies as OSIRs today, no sir
Ok I know why it’s wrong, but this image actually does give me nostalgia lol
Masculine contradiction of the day: Having a knife is masculine, using a knife instead of tearing the thing apart is feminine
I am this guy for everything but the gardening, and have learned that when someone is sick and you say “if you need anything let me know” it means a lot more when you can offer examples like below
yo this guy is cooking
Day after day, russia kiIIs
I’m getting it ready m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr0...
openly dogwalking john roberts in a diaper, which is one of the many terrible fates the motherfucker deserves
At this point the Supreme Court can either stand up for the rule of law, or make people more amenable to reforming the Supreme Court
“You’ve never met a boy you like the way you like girls? Me neither! Let’s get ice cream!”
I don’t know if you’re familiar with the term mental flashbang but you’ve clearly grasped the concept
“You’ve never met a boy you like the way you like girls? Me neither! Let’s get ice cream!”
I had to explain the neurological factors of addiction to my preschooler so she’d stop crying about not getting iPad time, what I wouldn’t give to talk about gay people instead
Breakfast of champions
Ukraine’s National Military Memorial Cemetery opened in Kyiv region, with the first burial ceremony for unknown soldiers held today in Markhalivka. President Zelensky and other officials attended the event honoring fallen heroes whose names remain unidentified.
Yes
Remember kids: if the government decides on grandma’s healthcare that’s wrong. But if the government pays a cash bounty to the private sector to kill grandma, that’s just sound fiscal policy.
Wavefunction Collapse xkcd.com/3134/
![4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic2mhmdvsftki6qe275hycolgt22msekbwzdyqoujt56qzpcbm3hm@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Excuse me miss, let me explai- *murdered immediately by an angry possum*
Subtle, I like it!
Lock up trans people for one month, then cis white men the next, and see which has a larger impact on violent crime. (Note for the moderator: this thought experiment should not be construed as advocating for mass incarceration based on race or sex - a thing we have never done in this country 😐)
Kyiv this night💔
Kyiv this morning
The moment of a Russian missile strike on a residential building in Kyiv.
Due to Russia’s attack on Kyiv, the building of the EU mission in Ukraine was damaged. Foreign Minister Andriy Sybiha showed the aftermath, stressing that this is a direct violation of the Vienna Convention.
🕯️ Already 12 dead in Kyiv, including three children — 2, 17 and 14 years old, — Kyiv Mayor Klitschko 💔🇺🇦 Dog and hedgehog rescued from rubble. ❗️ 9 people may be under the rubble of a high-rise building.
I really wish the state Democratic Party would get its shit together. Like apart from Frost do any of them even have name recognition outside of their districts? I remember some articles making a big deal about Fried getting statewide office then she dropped off the map
Man do I hope that we can get enough people to believe that the boat is actually sinking
The russians don't want peace, and in fact they never wanted it, because they started the invasion in the first place. #Ukraine #UkrainianView
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Managing partner:
Very Jamescore tbh
Ok you had me until the list. IHOP used to be better, but I’d put it on par with BurgerKing now
We’re looking at the same news, the same facts as they are, and coming to completely different conclusions about the nature of reality - is this what going insane feels like?
The fact that the President of the United States is saying this is not ok. It will never be ok. This is not normal - and everyone in DC who is still harboring delusions that they can keep doing politics (and legislating) either in denial or pretending this is all normal - are enabling this.
There’s no conversation I’m willing to have with people spouting lies around the COVID vaccine Not only am I an epidemiologist who SPECIALIZES in infectious diseases, but my 31 y/o brother thought COVID was bullshit too until it put him in a coma for a week before killing him.
If I never hear “seed oil” again it will be too soon. We need to mock this movement back to whatever hole it crawled out of
Does he have a really old and sentimental watch, tool, or other device that could be professionally restored?
Oh that’s an easy buy
Ain’t no spite like lawyer dad spite
This feels like a spot of good news www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...
Drizz Edgar Hoover Building
I think the DoD is making the same calculation that every other societal institution is; if Republicans get mad at you, they will try and crush you, if Democrats get mad at you, they will try and appease you. Nobody actually believes that there will be consequences for this from a future Dem admin.
Chat so im in the production team for Ukraine’s official Burning Man installation this year, essentially it’s a black cloud in the middle of the festival, with very clear messages about ru warcrimes coming soon Grateful to anyone who helps promote it, been working and crashing out for very long
4 legs good, 2 legs bad
if you're angry at bluesky for this you should know that the Mississippi law at the heart of this requires that websites implementing age verification track which users are children do you think it's a good idea to have databases of trans children that are compellable by court order?
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
Dennys is Waffle House where they shout “Hey, not in front of the kids”
I like talking to people that are both smarter than me and not too uptight to talk about fun things
The margins on those 3D printed plastic dragons and dinosaurs are a wonderful way to justify buying a 3D printer to my wife
LMAOOOOOOO REST IN PISS
3. Ukraine returns the principle of neutrality to the Ukrainian constitution and abandons its intention of joining NATO. how about no. How about Ukraine determines its future. How about we arm Ukraine to the teeth in the face of almost inevitable Russian aggression. how about NATO and the US
So many online “classes” that turned out to be vendor pitches
No penalty for punching dems, republicans will sue you and investigate you for trumped up charges
BREAKING: Microsoft failed to disclose key details about its use of China-based engineers in Defense Department IT work, according to security document obtained by @propublica.org: www.propublica.org/article/micr...
Slava Ukraini, May the invaders learn to fear the trees and flee to open ground
Good morning from Ukraine! 🇺🇦⚔️ I wish you Peace and Freedom. And to never find yourself in nameless treeline fighting for it!
That sucks man I’m sorry to hear that
This is what tap water currently looks like in the Russian-occupied part of Donetsk region.
⚡️ At least 12 people injured (including a 13-year-old girl) in Russia’s missile attack against Kharkiv, State Emergency Service reported. Allegedly, Russia attacked the city with an Iskander ballistic missile. 📷 DSNS/Telegram
I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.
The best part is you accidentally implying it and intentionally implying it for the bit are equally plausible
There’s juicing a stone for stats to back up your theory, then there’s grinding up a rock and calling it juice
Putin again calls Ukrainians “brothers” as Russia intensifies deadly strikes.
What is DNS
Wealth redistribution, I dig it
I’ve decided on my next cheat meal
What gif pops up when you type your name
Nah fuck that
Last month, we reported that the IRS was preparing a system that would share millions of taxpayers' data with ICE. Now we can confirm data was officially transferred ⤵️
Got any Saran Wrap?
After 9yrs of russian captivity, Bohdan Kovalchuk, civilian hostage, was released, Hromadske reports citing his grandma. He called her saying "Granny, I'm coming home" The occupiers detained 17yo Bohdan in 2016 when he tried to cross the checkpoint, making up sham charges & throwing him to prison.
Denver, Amsterdam, Sydney, Mykonos, Vancouver
HUGE. The first major court victory involving conditions of confinement at ICE field offices. The judge bars detention in any cell which isn't: - Restricted by capacity - Has mats for people to sleep on overnight - Is cleaned 3 times a day - Provides hygiene supplies - Offers free legal calls
Israel Accuses Al Jazeera Of Being Mouthpiece For Journalism theonion.com/israel-...
I hate scammers, and want them all to suffer for their crimes to the extent those crimes no longer seem worthwhile. I also want them represented competently by passionate advocates, and treated fairly and with dignity by our justice system.
Go for it Sky. I don’t know them or you but life is short and happiness is the point
Being trusted to *touch* those scissors is up there!
Good for her, I’ve also enjoyed dating women
It’s most cities. Talking to “moderate” coworkers and hear: Chicago? “Oh my god it’s terrible there you’ll get robbed!” Seattle? “I heard the liberals made it illegal for police to arrest anyone!” LA? “Dude you’re gonna die.”
This is a completely insane argument from Sotomayor, and is directly hostile to a constitutional form of government. Either we are all bound and protected by that document or it’s meaningless.
