i miss my sweetheart
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forgot my alt text sorry, my sister gave me a gift of a necklace w two paws on it, they have an S and an F on them for Sunny and Franklin ❤️💔
i didn’t weep, but i did cry
i need it
“looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart”
we eatin good chat 😃
when you have a teeny tiny wedding you can have all the best food lol
thank you i am! 💋
boy do i 🥲
Ghost i am dying 😭😭😭😭
you sound fun lol
you are too kind 💕
the only other person in this whole (admittedly small) shindig without a plus one is my new gay brother-in-law (who has made appearances here before), he is great and an extremely bad influence lol
drinking at altitude is fun!
the most beautiful places i’ve ever been in my entire life
high balls you say?
rehearsal dinner
I want every person who believes vaccines cause dog autism sentenced to life in federal prison
it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
If you refuse to vaccinate your dog for rabies, you should lose the right to have a pet.
i don’t know how i missed this one in everyone else’s crop art posts
Yeah I think the people saying he’s had some kind of stroke/sudden worsening of dementia are onto something It’s clearly not him posting, the dead schedule, that glimpse of him looks dead eyed and slack and rough as hell, the fact that nobody was allowed near him…what other explanation is there?
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
although we DID just have this conversation when he wanted me to take him swimming: me: i gotta take a shower bud him: okay what are you doing after that? me: taking a nap him: why are you taking a nap? me: because i’m tired him: why are you tired? me: because im old buddy
i love this cheeseball i tell you hwat
most beautiful morning of my life? one of em.
If we’re doing another round of “this website will die without me” remember that scientists, i.e. people that actually know things are all coming here. If the choice is between them and column guys, people who know nothing but are good at being annoying, it’s a pretty easy pick
happy fake Labor Day we do in September to alienate Americans from the global proletariat
good 😇
😘😘
lucky me 💋
complimentary!
i’m watching canadian football i am sky high this is not a serious sport lol
😂💋
💕
that’s right
i think i will like this picture of me forever
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
lol
lost in banff ?
that was alot f stairs for a bathroom upstairs okay
we have had so much wine stop serving us omg
love to get drunk with my mom lol
absolutely
yeah big same 🥲
NO great find!
sure, dinner at 9 is fine
i’d watch hours of this
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
Stole this but it’s mine now
No more Braedynns. If you're Jewish, you get named for a dead relative, if you're Catholic you get named based on the nearest saints day and if you're Protestant you open a Bible to a random page and choose the first name on that page. Return to tradition
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
she was so real for this
hi
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
I usually got two good suggestions in me before I unleash "Sounds like y'all need to break up"
see that would be an incredibly clutch move of you
i will say it’s nice to travel with your entire skincare regimen lol
that’s on you buddy
why would you hand them this fuck no
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
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nobody’s is cartoon yellow, which is why it means everyone.
and it would be a lil weird if you did
it’s inclusive
i get why Black people do it but yeah. i stick w yellow
this is why I pay for photoshop
Carlos Estévez really took the sheen off the Detroit Tigers tonight
Feel like it's worth periodically reiterating that "conservative" is not a protected class. Being a minority puts you in a protected class. Hating minorities just makes you a dick. There is no moral or legal requirement for any organization to have some minimum number of dicks.
i made my 12:34 wish for something of that nature, can’t be specific or it won’t come true
may be 🥰🤞
ummmmm
definitely
yes be sure to be weird about it
calgary!
i only do them in pen lol
You're telling me this Atlantic accent is trans?
💕
It’s honestly kinda sad how we’re gonna go from Lee Corso to McAfee/Portnoy on CFB pregame shows
salt lake!
dad tried to bring a pocket knife through tsa, wish me luck ✌️
my body is rejecting being awake
here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone
let us have fun we don’t have anything else
let us have fun we don’t have anything else
Dude if he dies before Biden lmao
there are so many good canadian animals!
go on then, git
hopefully your 11-year old grows up to not live in a shithole apartment with no room to collect anything.
i love when everyone is having a good time online for whatever reason and inevitably people have to show up and sniff ‘hmmph i don’t get it’ and flounce away
but i’m getting one on this trip i don’t even care.
we’re going for a week what’s wrong with a suitcase, carryon, and personal item 🥲
