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Doing great things in the name of Satan throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.
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We hear Patel spent all day Wednesday turning every drag story hour and gender-affirming clinic in the country upside down but just couldn't find the shooter. -Dw
She also plays cello, but that didn't come up as often.
Higgins also voted Klan Wizard David Duke for governor and got in trouble for posing for social media videos inside an Auschwitz gas chamber. Actually Higgins is exactly who should probably be off social media, before he posts an Instagram reel bowling with Son of Sam or something. -Dw
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April, 2023: Fascist commentator Charlie Kirk declares gun deaths "worth it" to preserve access to guns.
Well, it takes a village. @belzebubs.bsky.social belzebubs.com
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And now, your Sunday Sermon. Satan provides. Mostly fruit, but still.
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Better let this one proof a while longer.
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When adopting a new familiar, we of course chose the black cat...so black that sometimes he barely shows up in photos. So @tabithaslander.bsky.social invited some fellow heathens to, well, fill in the blanks. /1
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As Lord of the Flies, Baalzebul would be the first to explain to you how an attenuated or inert viral sample or profile can confer long-term immunity if properly applied, but in this day and age he also feels he shouldn't have to.
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On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal: Hone your horns and get ready for a fleecing, because we're talking scapegoats. blackmassappeal.com/2025/09/02/b...
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Almost all crimes in America are committed by Christian fellows, the majority so white and straight that they would appear invisible during an ICE raid. We're always being told that mainstream faiths enforce moral standards--so how are those standards such flimsy deterrents?
Satanizing MAGWest 2025.
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Up to (down to?) and including (precluding?) none at all if you prefer.
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Our troops have been turned into garbagemen, our ships are policing cruise lanes--the only thing keeping Putin from annexing Alaska back is Zelensky. -Dw
SCOTUS has ruled that burning the American flag is constitutionally protected free speech. But even if they hadn't, once you obtain a flag you probably shouldn't need nine unelected wizards to tell you you can dispose of your property however you wish, all-consuming flames included.
Hi, I don't think we know you but we love this so much, thank you. -Dw
We'd put nothing past them. -Dw
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Live deliciously.
On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal: Total destruction, from mountain to shore! blackmassappeal.com/2025/08/19/b...
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Thursday: Halloween is on the way, join us for an online collab call to start plotting... meet.jit.si/sataniccoffeehour
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SATURDAY: Make something of yourself. ...no, sorry, for, for yourself.
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Also, "believe on?"
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Speaking of numbness.
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We loved seeing you there! -Dw
Idle hands are the devil's playthings...but even he's got to get some things done. Join us for an afternoon of lightly heretical socializing and low-pressure creativity. RSVP to SatanicBayArea@gmail.com for details.
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FRIDAY: Check out our MAGWest panel all about the pulp-demonology history of D&D. Or don't, it's your call--but it'll be a hell of a talk. magwest2025.sched.com/event/27ZeX/...
"How long's it been since you checked your levels of self-worth. Expensive? Well, how much do you think it costs to run out?"
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On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal: In this house, we honor the lord... blackmassappeal.com/2025/08/05/b...
Please respect your familiar's work/life balance.
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You hate to see it.
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Hail and blessings to everyone who came out for Pazuzu's Blessing this year, as well as to everyone who was here in the infernal spirit of the occasion.
Hmm, I remember that joke but not who said it at the time, does anyone recognize the voice on the recording? -Dw
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TOMORROW: There's still time--for you. rsvp: SatanicBayArea@gmail.com
This will probably not go a long way toward convincing this regime to restore KALW's funding, but we appreciate the attention. www.kalw.org/2025-07-23/m...
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One of a kind. (Not the priest.)
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On our brand new 200TH episode of Black Mass Appeal: We're roasting Satan and finally giving the devil his due. blackmassappeal.com/2025/07/22/b...
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SATURDAY: Come show your true colors.
Saturday Conspiracy: Can we get that on a bumper sticker?
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SoCal Sinners! Check out Infernal Farmhouse at the LA Convention Center, Saturday, July 19: Sales of our stickers and Satanic "Chick" Tracts all benefit the #FarmWorkersStrike. Also check out their candles; it's nothing to do with the strike, they're just awesome. #BlockICE
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Let's ask the Furies, maybe they have an opinion. www.masslive.com/news/2025/07...
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And now, your Sunday Sermon.
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Relatable.
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All right, we'll bite: WHAT terms now? www.nytimes.com/2025/07/10/u...
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On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal: We're not in time for Fourth of July, but to Hell with it, we're firing up the coals anyway. blackmassappeal.com/2025/07/08/e...
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SATURDAY, JULY 26, BERKELEY: We're still here; they're still mad. RSVP: SatanicBayArea@gmail.com
Well there's some News. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
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American Gothic.
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