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Neilsnotreal

@satinfinish.bsky.social

"Life is too short to waste precious time finding inspirational quotes to add to your social media profile..." - Mahatma Ghandi. Antifascist Antidickhead Aunty Barbara's favourite nephew

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Here we go, Big Eric's mask has slipped...

22/9/2025, 10:54:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Glasgobetweens

22/9/2025, 8:27:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've weighed up all the pros and cons of watching under 21's, swerving the Checkatrade with you... #hmhb

22/9/2025, 8:25:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Plucky Underdog' vibes

22/9/2025, 8:12:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Said it for couple of seasons now, the manager is too wound up and it has the players on edge.

21/9/2025, 5:42:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alright Phil Spencer

20/9/2025, 10:04:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hadrian arriving in Ephesus...

20/9/2025, 8:15:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

20/9/2025, 7:55:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Welsh?

20/9/2025, 7:10:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever your sport, I win...

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20/9/2025, 7:10:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👍🏻 Where's the accent at these days then?

20/9/2025, 6:09:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought you lived in Wigan!?

20/9/2025, 6:02:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Offside? What the fuck?

20/9/2025, 4:48:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha, it's a Tesco now, she'd probably be a bit happier!

20/9/2025, 4:43:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Prove it

20/9/2025, 4:41:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking YES!

20/9/2025, 4:40:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social)

Bold Street earlier, awash with disgruntled parents weighing up where to take their pride and joy for a last feed before they leave them at Uni. The kids clearly desperate for them to fuck off and leave them to it.

20/9/2025, 4:36:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture goldmartin (@gillmartin.bsky.social) reposted

Antifa✊️

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20/9/2025, 1:54:36 PM | 32 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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'In the pub..'

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20/9/2025, 4:18:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nuno back in, got to be the shout

20/9/2025, 4:15:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

What's the obsession with Everton?

20/9/2025, 4:08:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pac a Mac? Have you got mittens joined by a string dangling from your sleeves?

20/9/2025, 3:41:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social)

Couple of firsts. Beans to grind and jaggery for the Dishoom recipe purists. Girl in BSC referred to me as 'this lovely gentleman' 😍

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20/9/2025, 3:24:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't

20/9/2025, 3:05:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They did better than the self professed best team in Europe, Arsenal

20/9/2025, 1:47:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Sharp (@adamcsharp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Batman’s aff his nut Have you seen the way he cuts aboot Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat Batterin guys I was lit at: “Mate, I’m worried aboot ye I know your ma and da died But everybody’s ma and da dies And we’re no aw runnin aboot Hookin muggers and Kickin psychopaths in the baws.” And that was when Batman went “Aye, but do ye ever feel like it? Do you ever look at the world and feel like it? Like having a big mad base under your hoose? Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor that turns intae a tank? And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night? Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?” And that’s when I was lit at: “Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.” And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin And everyone else.
3/10/2024, 2:11:28 PM | 1680 711 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are they expecting trouble?

20/9/2025, 1:45:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

No he looks terrified of making a mistake

20/9/2025, 1:44:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

He's already got two identities, why would a third matter?

20/9/2025, 10:43:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Oooohhh, interesting!

20/9/2025, 10:10:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're all #dishoom aren't we...?

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20/9/2025, 10:09:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You, I'm afraid 😂 He's in a league of own!

20/9/2025, 10:08:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't get carried away

19/9/2025, 10:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha, very good PT

19/9/2025, 10:03:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Before my time

19/9/2025, 9:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok I am But that's a scary fucking image, right?

19/9/2025, 9:53:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are not aligned on this matter* *are you fucking mad?

19/9/2025, 9:20:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

What about the fucking GHOST anyway? I'm not the story here.

19/9/2025, 9:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

I take that as a compliment ✌🏻

19/9/2025, 9:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. But I'm not the only person in this country who googles the address of buyers on ebay to see if they are likely to say the item hasn't arrived. Am I?

19/9/2025, 9:09:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't put him there

19/9/2025, 8:59:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I dont believe in ghosts, but I believe I've seen a ghost on Google street view...

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19/9/2025, 8:57:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Straight out of Viz

19/9/2025, 8:30:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Just cos it's your birfday, you don't get to make up place names. All the best nevertheless ✊🏻 How many?

19/9/2025, 8:29:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My missus had a work related barney with McCluskey last week. Thought I might have to go over and fill him in but he mellowed and earned a late reprieve.

19/9/2025, 8:26:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

What!?

19/9/2025, 8:23:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not even googling it

19/9/2025, 8:19:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Steady on

19/9/2025, 8:09:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

The boy who cried Wool

19/9/2025, 8:05:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're right, of course ✌🏻

19/9/2025, 8:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Wonderful, I've just finished my tea for fucks sake!

19/9/2025, 7:58:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

The clip where the camera pans behind the speaker stacks and you see the flight cases stencilled with 'PINK FLOYD LONDON' is one of the coolest things ever to be put on film.

19/9/2025, 7:57:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Smart, mild Aigburth vibes, decent independent food and drink places. If he's looking for digs next year, avoid going through Swan Lettings at all costs. Proper cowboy outfit.

19/9/2025, 7:45:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Red Vermin? I've been polite and respectful in our exchanges yet you repeatedly resort to insults, why is that?

19/9/2025, 6:29:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok, take the 78 one off then, where does that leave us?

19/9/2025, 6:25:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at the guns lad, we'll batter you pair if you so much as attempt a pile on

18/9/2025, 11:26:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's resilient. Stupid, but resilient.

18/9/2025, 11:22:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Level? You're not discounting the big one are you?

18/9/2025, 11:00:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only silverware mate. Tap in.

18/9/2025, 10:46:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who's counting 😂

18/9/2025, 10:44:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll eat you lad

18/9/2025, 10:41:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The rage has long since passed Perce

18/9/2025, 10:41:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm Antifa

18/9/2025, 10:25:49 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked on Trafford Wharf Rd for 14 years mate. I was on earlies the day after your lot did the treble. I've earned the right to gloat at your current shit show and will continue to do so. I tried to debate your position maturely the other night and you called me an idiot. Twice.

18/9/2025, 10:19:58 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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A grim, but all too familiar tale

18/9/2025, 10:11:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You share the common bond of celebrating recent 2-2 draws against England's most successful club side.

18/9/2025, 10:07:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our eldest goes back to Swansea for his final year next Saturday, he's loved it so far. Living in Uplands with the same five lads he met on his first night in the student union bar two years ago.

18/9/2025, 9:30:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm being interviewed by the MEN next week about how a band I was in 35 years ago have got an album coming out in December. Tracks retrieved from lost demo tapes discovered in a loft in Leigh 6 months back.

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18/9/2025, 8:58:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slurp, slurp, slurp...

18/9/2025, 8:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McCoist does a Word Search puzzle at half time.

18/9/2025, 7:48:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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...and all the band love watching 'Barça'... youtu.be/8B4k6Sj4Re0?...

18/9/2025, 7:45:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Telly pundits quoting a stat that their researcher has provided them, then saying, "I think it was, anyway" should result in a drone strike in the commentary box.

18/9/2025, 7:34:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clint Boon reveals himself

18/9/2025, 6:09:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture goldmartin (@gillmartin.bsky.social) reposted

Antifa is a short form of the word 'antifascist'. This fascist wants to pretend that it is a terrorist org. My dad was in the RAF in WW2 & seconded to the army to enter Bergen-Belsen at the wars end. He was 23. Never slept a full night after that. He was Antifa. So am I. #antifa #antifascist

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18/9/2025, 7:39:17 AM | 183 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'll have to research it then, it was only to kill a couple of hours and keep me out of the pub

18/9/2025, 6:23:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can I refer the responders to my original question?

17/9/2025, 10:03:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bristol Rovers at home when I'm there with my lad. Worth going or what? Playing Gillingham. I'm imagining a festival of snide Stone Island.

17/9/2025, 9:43:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noseybonk, that fkn tune of his, i can hear it now!

16/9/2025, 11:17:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm in Bristol on 8th November, do's and don'ts for watering holes appreciated. Going the Watershed so anywhere around there would be boss.

16/9/2025, 11:04:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can be, he hasn't done it in your colours yet though, be honest.

16/9/2025, 10:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Different lenses, Perce. I'm looking at who scares me in that team and I'm struggling mate. Even Mbuemo looks toothless.

16/9/2025, 10:50:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do it

16/9/2025, 10:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They've bought very poorly. Yoro, Mazraoui, Ugarte..., they're never united players in a million years. It'll take something incredible for Amorim to get it turned around in 12 months.

16/9/2025, 10:37:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Duglas BMX Bandits (@bmxbanditsduglas.bsky.social) reposted

Good night Robert Redford. I love this photo of baby Robert Redford balancing on his dad’s hand. He seemed like one of the good guys.

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16/9/2025, 9:58:13 PM | 58 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Neilsnotreal (@satinfinish.bsky.social) reply parent

How long are you giving him? Or rather, what are you prepared to tolerate for a particular outcome? Amorim I mean!

16/9/2025, 10:22:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah right 😂

16/9/2025, 9:39:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you can bribe him, see if you can do the Culloden guided tour while you're up there. Excellent.

16/9/2025, 9:28:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd love that. On my own like.

16/9/2025, 9:25:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's been kidnapped

16/9/2025, 8:04:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.... Breath.... Haaaahahahahaharghhhhhh....

16/9/2025, 8:00:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tony Bellew will get you for that

16/9/2025, 6:25:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Martini Stephenson & The Daintees

15/9/2025, 9:46:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bella, Bella I once had the part to play the photographer in a school play of GG. A musical our drama teachers wrote the songs for. Then they all went on strike and it never happened. I had a solo called One Elephant. True Story.

15/9/2025, 8:38:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha,we have a winner! Schluurp, schluurp, schluurp... I do not appreciate your ruse, ma'am... What a movie

15/9/2025, 8:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yer Ma

15/9/2025, 8:19:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Squad Goals

15/9/2025, 8:14:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's getting his sperm frozen in the knowledge that Dominic Szoboszlai will render him impotent.

15/9/2025, 8:09:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd put Ian Hislop up against any of them

14/9/2025, 10:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Murphy grabbing the double time again, he can't need the money.

14/9/2025, 10:04:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was a penalty, nothing to get upset about.

14/9/2025, 3:18:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view