Occasional podcast creature/gender void (they/them!), who likes audiobooks, FFXIV, cooking, gardening, mushrooms, etc. I am 42 years old and do not need nonsense. I make, post, and share NSFW sometimes just so you know. š
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despite their constant whining about how "wokeness killed comedy!" and "you can't say anything anymore without getting canceled!" after receiving pushback on their shitty punch-down jokes, none of those failed, hacky, has-been comedians will ever conceive of anything in the same stratosphere as this
"it's good to know what you're in to and interrogate it sometimes but minus the text these are just two anime women slapping hams"
These evil assholes think that just because they have power for the moment they deserve infinite deference from those they ādefeatedā.
Me: iām Autistic Them: Oh you take things literally Me: No thatās kleptomania
Kiss your homies goodnight
Fennekoās Halloween Costume
We were gone 25 hours with a sitter and Adam is acting like we left him alone for a week.
Locked box with a scribbled note inside: 1. anita sarkisanisn 2. ex wife 3. karl (guy at gym) (eat shit karl) 4. trans (all) 5. hilary clinton 5. guy in apartment above (suspect jew?) 5. rest of jews 5. femininsm
Between my air fryer and instant pot thatās like 80% of my kitchen needs handled.
Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.
The containment alarm for the wrangler sauce creature is going off at this Whataburger.. Time to fry.
āThe suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.ā ā J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come
Astrophotography is so cool
I won't quote-tweet our main character of the day, but if your complaint is that Charlie Kirk's words are being taken out of context, I'd encourage you to skim through the Media Matters tag for his name. They have hundreds of posts about Kirk and most have longer clips that give the full context.
A polite bigot is a bigot nonetheless. A true warrior knows that courteous words do not dilute the poison, but only serve to conceal it until it has spread. Civility in the service of hate deserves no polite response.
Sry.
Well, the guest bathroom is also where all the treats are, but he also wants to sit and guard at my feet. If I close the door to shower he'll lay sadly in front of the door until I emerge.
When I finally got home this evening Panther was out getting the mail with Adam, so when they got back and he saw my car he didn't let himself get de-harnessed before he shoved his way into the bathroom to see me (and ask for treats)
*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
I did see @maxdood.bsky.social play the new Silent Hill game and it seems spooky as hell so that's nice
i think a lot about how comically often it is that you read about an open, armband-wearing white supremacist getting murked by another white supremacist who they had petty, squabbling beef with
Almost comical that Charlie Kirk was killed in a chronically online turf war between the Kirk gang and the Fuentes gang while referring to gang violence.
A lot of my podcasts are too dire to listen to lately, but āCome Fight Me In The Darkā, a show going over Zak Baganās show Ghost Adventures, has been a good fun listen. Even the earlier eps are fun, with passable audio quality to start.
Neat.
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
āIncorrect!ā Sadly that probably wonāt help.
So when do we talk about the Wall Street Journal employees who rushed the trans antifa narrative losing their jobs?
so now that it's likely charlie kirk got clipped by some groyper dude all the respect and outrage bullshit is going to evaporate instantly because it's no longer an opportunity to bash the left or foster transphobic hate
So the fascist who shot the other fascist did it for being insufficiency fascist?
that closes another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong
dog equivalent of the urge to reach for a copās gun
Cuddling the homies after a long day
This is the person they are suspending people over btw
Itās like in coming to understand my own flavors of neurodivergence I have also come to understand theirs some too. That doesnāt make it any easier, but in the back of my head, I at least can understand it
We were all right. He had a stroke during the death fake out. It's why he had to use AI for the Kirk announcement.
Like Iām already over at your house doing home repair and youāre taking up my day again so I really donāt need superfluous conversation
The hospital forgot to do a thing they have to go back by and Iām like all right cool go take care of it and then she goes on to chatter at me on the phone in the car and I have to say I donāt care just take care of it
I really wish I could get my mom to understand that she doesnāt have to explain every goddamn step of everything she does to me before she does it or give me a blow by blow of her day.
Catch a block Barack
source: your ass
Sending the minion you don't like to the state one of your other minions just got got in seems mean, but y'know
People are demanding we show empathy to a person whose whole career was built on spreading hate for anyone who wasnāt a straight white male. š®āšØ Iām just gonna leave this here, cos it sums this thing up better than I can right now.
I'm not going to take the emotions of people who were mad about a logo revamp seriously. You're babies. Shut up.
āWhat radicalized you?ā Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say
Niceni
Charlie Kirk spent his lifeās work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and weāre now not supposed to mention that because itās not polite.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
Colorfur fox, polychromos colored pencils
I very rarely go to Home Depot
Tis the season
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
I don't find this design fun at all, which is why I refunded. Didn't get anywhere near this but dealt with enough bs traps to where I did toss in the towel.
Metroid Prime 4
Life is too short to not try and live your best life in the face of all this. Do the thing, be the pervert, your timer just reads ??? now due to all this so smoke em if you got em.
After watching a fandom I love (My Little Pony) get co-opted by neo-nazis I have a higher tolerance for what ruins fandoms than a lot of people. Oh does someone ship something you don't like? Did you see a content farm vid? GENUINE NAZIS MADE A HITLER WORSHIPPING PONY OC WITH 4000 PIECES OF FANART
On one hand I'm like, ugh, fucking bronies, but conversely, I think that the HarmonyCon crew is doing fine with their event. Still glad I pulled the plug.
Morning Mushrooms š
JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i've just dissscovered a chilling transss conssspiracy Barker: is this the one to allow slighter taller than average women to be department store clerks Rowling: NO Rowling: IT'SS NOT THAT ONE Rowling: but that one iss real by the way Barker: sure
itās hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is āoh they should be killedā but youāre not allowed to say it. itās more illegal than open pedophilia
I hadn't ever seen this A Rank before. Local cat astride her chocobo for scale.
I miss the .59 party tacos from Taco Bueno. I would demolish so many of those things.
I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point
The mold has taken Joan and given her the ability to speak garbled AI text
(I miss doing my own show but damn having the juice to do so is very hard)
30 Years ago, the PlayStation 1 was released in North America and introduced a ton of great games into the industry To celebrate we created a fanZINE intended to be a lewd love-letter to all great games that were released for that console Full PDF here: playsensationzine.itch.io/playsensatio...
I don't even get the point of ai podcasts. If you make podcasts you're some kind of weird mental pervert with a drive to discuss -something- and AI lacks that entirely. Also, I'm super picky about the audio and editing quality of shows I listen to, and no AI is going to make something listenable.
Silksong who?
It's amazing how a cybertruck with company branding on it will erase any vague positive sentiment I had toward the company.
Behold the importance of showing your business's logo or sign to even just one 12 year old.
Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.
I think you and she both get the point across quite well.
I think I probably heard it on a podcast. He was going on about how he never took 'those shots' and he was healthy as could be and never got sick. Very smug about it. Even if it wasn't for my own health, I have 2 medically fragile parents I have to interact with frequently.
Did that yesterday, and aside from the old dumbass I posted about, was no problem and I was in and out in less than half an hour.
You know who didn't sign the Epstein book? Not one single uma. Haru Urara was pure.
Let no one define who you are but you. Nobody else has standing. Your deeds and your glories may be seen by all, but only you can know the well inside you from which that water was drawn.
Specifically, "Sir, you are a dumb motherfucker who has mistaken being lucky for being healthy." When he was hassling me.
Did not expect to call a 62yo black man a dumb motherfucker to his face while getting my covid/flu but he was watching a trump video on speaker and then decided to give me his opinion on vaccines in the waiting area at CVS.
- Is poly - Relationship has been directly poly in the past - Still close with said 'ex', might bang again in the future idk - Closest friend circles and multiple other friends are too - Has multiple poly characters of some flavor or another Not exactly unbiased here lmao
When people say "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear." the correct response is: "I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."
Oh Dan Savage opened his mouth and made up a word. Shut up, Dan.
Got a full bar worth of executive function today, wheee
Free yourself of the opinions of some child on TikTok. You are twice their age. And if not, disregard them anyway. Free yourself of that wheel of suffering.
Discourse is the vibe killer The posters death that brings total annihilation. I will face the discourse. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the discourse has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
The fact that there are day 1 mods to nerf the game is kind of a indicator that the devs majorly missed the mark on difficulty tuning.
Seeing a difficulty discourse go toward the 'yeah this is kinda bullshit in parts' for once is interesting. All the people who played OG HK are now 10 years older and newer players who get in on the hype get their asses kicked.
The world is shit, the government is shit, theres a hundred different ways every single day these bastards try to make it worse. If someone is bitching about their business being fucked by tariffs you donāt need to bring up other bad stuff to belittle the complaint! Truly!
Doing the, āoh yeah well what about (unrelated, probably worse thing that is not the subject of the post)ā thing is a fine route to just getting blocked.
š #ffxiv
Bosses taking over 1/3 of your health in one hit, but also some regular enemies do this, and when you do finish a boss you get NOTHING... Yeah, ooo it's the fucking dark souls of metroidvanias, but it also felt like it was wasting my time. And to me, that is a major dealbreaker.
Refunded Silksong. It sucks though, I really wanted to enjoy it with all the hype around it, but they made a game that, to me, is tuned to be a post-game DLC in parts. No iframes, multi hits from enemies, only 5 health, possibly losing all your beads on death (and those fuckers are annoying to get)
If you remember this website, it's time to get your cholesterol checked
