Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank youuuuuuu ๐
Snarky ๐ณ๐ด, living it up in Sรผdhessen ๐ฉ๐ช with her ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฌ๐ง partner & ๐บ๐ธ. Have also lived in ๐ฌ๐ง& ๐ฟ๐ฆ. Hobbies are beading, music, and ๐ธ. Fluent in English, Denglisch & sarcasm. Other languages are available, but fluency is not guaranteed (yes, even the ๐ณ๐ด is wobbly!).
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Thank youuuuuuu ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Danke, liebe Jane ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Natรผrlich! ๐๐ That was the only cake, too... I had one slice, and for birthday dessert tonight, I had lemon sorbet and coconut ice cream. ๐๐ฅฅ๐ง๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha, no, only once a year! ๐ I've had a lovely birthday, yes, thank you. ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! These bloody men, who wouldn't cope if they'd had to carry a baby! ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Bev ๐ the sun shone for a wee bit, so I'll take that! ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
'Twas sehr lecker! ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, Seb ๐
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Thank youuuuuuu ๐
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Thank you ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
It's been a long old while since I've worked on my birthday, but my lovely colleagues have ensured it wouldn't be too arduous! ๐๐ They know me well, too... cats, hearts, chocolates, mugs - me, to a T!
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
The line Trump said that annoyed me the most was pregnant people should should "tough it out"... @mrjamesob.bsky.social Not taking any painkillers during pregnancy could potentially be MORE dangerous!
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Thank you ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, lovely ๐
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Thank you, and looking forward to it already! ๐๐ค๐ฅ
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Thank you ๐
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๐๐ I LOVE IT!! โค๏ธ
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I am but a modest woman... but hear, hear, I loudly say!! ๐ค๐
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Thank you ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank youuuuuuu ๐
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Thank you ๐
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Thank you ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Merci buckets... I'm here, fully knowing my fate! ๐๐๐ฅณ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Excuse me? ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
So, this is me, 58 turns done and dusted. May the 59th turn be a little less "Oh fuck, what now?!" and a bit more fun and frolics, with those I love and those who love me, accompanied by laughter and an amazing soundtrack of chatter and music! ๐ฅณ๐ฅ๐๐ถ๐๐ต
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Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
When you jazz up the nougat ice cream with Nutella.... ๐๐คฉ๐๐๐ Happy autumn equinox, everybody! ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I agree. My reply was in response to a caller who had surmised this war was purely for profit, namely to companies supplying arms. ๐ซฃ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Almost two years later, I think this war is not about profit - this war is about keeping Netanyahu in power. Granted, it wasn't at the start, but as it endures, more so. He doesnโt care about Palestine as long as this keeps him out of the law courts, in my humble opinion. @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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๐๐ Wimps!
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Morsche!
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Cheer up, Buttercup! We'll keep you smiling!! ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Good morning! My blood is definitely mostly Nordic, so this time of year is my favourite, regardless of rain! I hope you find that cosy cardigan or jumper to keep you warm. ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Guten Morgen, Lieblings ๐ Quacking weather this morning (and all week, if the weather forecast is to be believed). Time to pack away your bikinis and your flip flops and break out the raincoats and wellies! I've hauled my trusty sleeveless long gilet out of storage - it was time! ๐๐ง๐คญโ๏ธ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
It appears to have stayed here all day, and night... it's still raining now, as it happens. A whole week of it, apparently.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy, enjoy, and see you in two weeks xx
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, Michael's probably striking right now! ๐๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
That's another war, silly... he's collecting them like Panini stickers for his "Wars I Ended" so he can claim his Nobel Peace Prize. At this rate, he's only going to end up with the "USA in Pieces" prize. ๐คช๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Where's @michaelspicer.bsky.social when you need him?! ๐คช๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
If the album this had come from were a cassette, I'd have worn the tape down playing this and the rest of the album over and over and over again. It's called "Keys to the World," and there are some other lovely tracks on there, too. Music got me through a lot back during that time (mid-2000s).
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I've not seen them live, but I am a Richard Ashcroft fan, too. His voice is quite distinctive (to me, anyway). ๐ One of my "soundtrack of my life" songs... youtu.be/vbfgKANU2J0?...
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Did anyone count the cutlery back in after the banquet at Windsor Castle? ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Ivana will be in one... there wasn't enough room in the casket after he shoved a whole lot of evidence in there! ๐ซฃ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done on reaching 42... I'm going out on limb and recommend Mr K does *not* forget!! He might as well start researching for #43 while he's at it! ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Today's Soundtrack Sunday is a Mellow Rock Mix curated for my listening pleasure. Looking at the playlist, I have to say, I approve. Which of these is your favourite? I've frequently played 'Carnival' by Natalie Merchant again, and, and again. And air-saxed along to 'Baker Street'... ๐ท๐ถ๐๐ต
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing US times? So dinner jacket? Cummerbund? I'll be wearing pyjamas...
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, sorry... hopefully, it will be slow, unlike you in your run! Good luck, and have a great race! ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Right?? What happened to Sunday being the Fun Day??
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
No amount of sunscreen is gonna help... ๐ฌ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I've obviously displeased someone by questioning the Rapture. My bad.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
And just like that, the weather went from mild to wild! ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Excellent idea! ๐คญ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Guten Morgen, Lieblings ๐ it's another Ruhetag in Das Dorf, and I'm enjoying my coffee whilst I contemplate my future. I've heard that according to the US TikTok missionaries, the Rapture is taking place on the 23rd... on my birthday. So rude. So dรฉjร vu. Haven't we been here before? ๐ค No? Anyone?
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, didn't you see them? They were projected onto a wall at Windsor... ๐คญ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
"... naturally tired..." Aren't we bloody all, you twonk?!
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Love it!! The Dutch are joining the Disney chat... ๐๐๐ youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE?...
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes, the loon who went on a delete, delete, delete Twatter mission when Kirk was killed. When will these botoxed fuckwits learn that the Internet is basically forever, and there are always receipts! ๐คช๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
I'm thoroughly enjoying the unleashed versions of #StephenColbert and #JonStewart - seems the channels haven't quite realised that when you piss off the late night hosts, you're unleashing merry hell where the gloves come OFF!! ๐๐๐ข๐ youtu.be/HMGD1KCYFOw?...
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Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
"In about an hour"? Is that after he's had a nap-nap, and they've drawn pictures to show him what's going on? ๐คช๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
The wonderful Maria Ressa being interviewed by Jon Stewart on his @thedailyshow.com yesterday. A worthy joint winner, with Dmitry Muratov, of the Nobel Peace Prize for efforts to safeguard freedom of expression, which is a precondition for democracy and lasting peace. youtu.be/Tsb1I7hqaJ4?...
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
You definitely need to brush up on the rightwing nut job podcasters from the US, @mrjamesob.bsky.social Ms Owens is the wife of former chairman of Turning Point UK George Farmer, who also has his fingers in the same rightwing pies as Fartage, etc. I hope the Macrons take Owens to the cleaners!
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
As someone mentioned in the comments, an expensive charade, @mrjamesob.bsky.social , all to pander to the vanity of The Dear Orange Leader. ๐คช๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Aahhh, okay. Bit like my arrangements with my sister-in-law. We feed the moggies when the other is away. More moggies to love! ๐ป๐ป
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Gorgeous puddy... how do the Boys feel about Casper? ๐ค
Decades from Home - A Podcast About Germany (@decadesfromhome.bsky.social) reposted
Yes! That's right! There's still time to email us a voice message for inclusion in episode 250, our last episode. Get your message to us by next Tuesday, 23rd September. Email link in bio.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
That moment when you only just notice that shrinkflation has also hit your toothpaste... 75ml - didn't it used to be 100ml, once upon a time? ๐ค๐
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Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
That's definitely a more likely reason. The narcissism is off the scale with him.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Heard chopper blades in my ear, and got excited for @mrjamesob.bsky.social ๐๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
I'm convinced Trump is going deaf, @mrjamesob.bsky.social as he seems to regularly mishear stuff and gives weird answers. That, or he's indulging in his raging narcissism, which is not unlike him. Or both. Because they're not mutually exclusive. ๐ฌ
James Ball (@jamesrball.com) reposted
Mini-scoop: After resisting pressure to strip Elon Musk of his fellowship for months, the Royal Society is meeting on 1 October to discuss his removal โ following his decision to address Tommy Robinson's far-right rally on Saturday. www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-r...
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Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, they know I'm not a Brit. One of them thought I was from the US, and I quickly set him straight! ๐ณ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Me, corpsing in an office full of Germans, who already think I'm weird, while listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social provide a very descriptive running commentary of the pomp & circumstance over at Windsor Castle... ๐คญ๐๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Posher than a golf cart, eh @mrjamesob.bsky.social
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Unrelaxed horse, you say? @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Cracking commentary @mrjamesob.bsky.social ๐๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha, loving the lonnnnng tie! ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
And, when I say crime, I include the government back then, which turned a blind eye to the killings & violent abuse the police were indulging in. People died the same ways people in Russia seem to. Falling out of windows, slipping in showers, etc. The SA equivalent of the KKK and they didn't care.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so sorry. I know how you feel (sort of). I grew up in apartheid South Africa, and the authoritarianism there was wild if you had the wrong skin colour. I remember the nuggets of dissent, and they gave me hope. I was living a privileged life, but I hated the racism and the resulting crime, too.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Erm, can he go and appropriate someone else's culture, please - us Nordics donโt want him anywhere near Valhalla - he's more likely to end up in Helheim for starters!! ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it's not just you. What's even more crazy is how this incident has now made dissent of any kind against the victim a doxxing opportunity, and that beloved 1st Amendment is now being gate-kept, and is only allowed if you voice positive thoughts about them and the regime. Anything else is verboten
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Listening to you @mrjamesob.bsky.social and seeing this... ๐ข๐ข
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky...
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks he's found it, but it's not there, chum... ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Overall, yes, but not in this result? I'd expect NRW to be more centrist/left-leaning, as the state does have a higher proportion of immigrants, etc. It's good to see that the Greens have done so well, too. Hopefully, this dilution of AfD will continue, along with the CDU losing ground, too. ๐ค๐ป๐ณ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Bom dia to you! Enjoy the Atlantic... here it's just super windy at the moment - that thunderstorm never turned up! ๐๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, hang on tight! It's windy here, too... we're currently working in temporary accommodation while they build our new offices, and the wind keeps slamming the doors shut, and we're all jumping out of our seats! ๐ซฃ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll add that to my list, thank you ๐
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social)
Guten Morgen, Lieblings ๐ It's back-to-work Monday for me, and I've been at my desk for an hour already, and the skies are now only just lightening, although there is heavy cloud and a promise of thunderstorms in a few hours. Excellent! Wherever you are, however this finds you, have a good day! ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup! Here we have the AfD, which Musk has been promoting on his vile hellsite, but we also have a coalition government, so we're not in the quagmire as much as you and the Brits. But it still ain't rosy! ๐ซฃ๐ฌ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear you. I've never really been interested in politics, until the Brexit vote (I lived in the UK at the time), and the UK has been reckoning with their own mini-Trump, and the Heritage Foundation have been stirring the pot a whole lot there, too. I moved away from the UK to Germany in late 2020.
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Then this is an American Gen-X problem, because I'm almost 58, don't live in the US, wasn't educated in the US, don't consume US MSM, and I know exactly who Nick "Your body, my choice" is. He's a really nasty piece of work, and I'm here, living in Germany, thinking the US has gone mad, UK too! ๐ฌ
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
I live in Sรผdhessen, not NRW, but I'm not surprised at that result. ๐๐ป
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, we did! Hope your hot chocolate was as delicious as mine. ๐ค
Norwegian Frankfurter (@scanditina.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, it's much nicer, I find. There was an Alsace market that we spotted on our walk from the Hauptwache, and in the Rรถmerberg itself, there was some sort of anti-Iran protest against the current regime. Nut nothing too stressful! ๐