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@scassian.bsky.social

Drawing out the thread of my verbosity finer than the staple of my argument

created January 3, 2024

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Freedom to root in your trousers in front of girls you believe are underage in hotel rooms. Makes you proud to be an American.

1/9/2025, 8:36:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, he does wear a tie mostly, but yes.

1/9/2025, 8:21:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You don’t need a vacation when your work consists of watching tv, tweeting, and sitting down talking utter nonsense for as long as pleases you.

1/9/2025, 7:54:11 PM | 20 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 7:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The autopen, obviously.

1/9/2025, 6:32:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was he giving her (him?) free chocolates on expenses?

1/9/2025, 6:00:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s no Gouda.

1/9/2025, 5:49:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Glasner’s probably using this to set up a reason for him doing one to Leverkusen (or elsewhere). And if Guehi stays he’ll feel properly shafted if/when Glasner does a runner anyway.

1/9/2025, 5:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you in the habit of burying cheeses in the garden too? 👀

1/9/2025, 5:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is more public evidence of Trump’s psychiatric issues than a therapist would glean from repeated meetings with a patient. By a factor of hundreds.

1/9/2025, 5:43:51 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Western support has been predicated on Israel, as the region’s only functioning democracy, deserves backing both morally and as a force for stability. Both of those assumptions are now in very much in doubt.

1/9/2025, 5:39:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But it’s Vance. Who will be even worse.

1/9/2025, 4:54:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Situation normal then? 🥳

1/9/2025, 4:40:20 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:35:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:26:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jones is the guy who looked into the camera on Question Time and said the majority of the Channel boat people are women and children. That’s Trump levels of lying and reality denial. He’ll fit right in.

1/9/2025, 9:03:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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$5000? One of Trump’s former ‘girlfriends’ said the first time they had sex he tried to give her $10000 because he thought she only let him paw her for cash. So Trump thinks destroying Palestinians’ lives and ethnically cleansing them is only worth half one of his squalid bunk ups. Figures.

1/9/2025, 8:01:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who is paying for Giuliani’s ‘security’? Why isn’t the money going to those two election workers he so viciously defamed?

31/8/2025, 8:36:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Skin cancer approves this message.

31/8/2025, 7:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any CEO of a lending institution sanctioning long term lower rate loans needs to be offered therapy. Trump is hell bent on blowing up the bond market by destroying the Fed.

31/8/2025, 6:34:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trent used to grab the ball. He’s not there anymore.

31/8/2025, 6:15:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s scored a few of those for Hungary already. As he pointed out after the match Trent stopped him getting free kicks. He’ll do it again a several times in his career.

31/8/2025, 6:12:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That would be hilarious if the visual image it conjures wasn’t so revolting. 🤮

31/8/2025, 6:05:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Killing a press secretary will definitely speed up the war’s conclusion.

31/8/2025, 4:26:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Calling your kid Crumpets is really croissant the line.

31/8/2025, 2:41:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbf, it’s not a fine as if he used his real name. Earl Leroy Carter. 😂

31/8/2025, 1:51:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbf, Buddy has a PhD in rancid buffoonery, so you’ve got to respect that.

31/8/2025, 1:48:07 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Isak’s agent could be the source, and in fact is the most likely source.

31/8/2025, 1:11:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Costermongers are not impressed.

31/8/2025, 12:48:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He needs to mix with a new crowd the next time he goes then. notesfrompoland.com/2025/06/18/c...

31/8/2025, 4:56:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a dementia addled narcissistic ignoramus. Every world leader despises him.

30/8/2025, 8:40:19 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mississippi? That’s the state where the Governor wanders round brandishing a Bible? No further questions, your honor.

30/8/2025, 8:33:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Russia expert no doubt produced analysis that said Putin is a murderous liar who can never be trusted. And you just can’t have someone supplying that kind of advice to the dear Leader, can you?

30/8/2025, 6:48:38 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Marx forecast revolutions as proletarian patience snapped as capitalism concentrated money/power in an oligarch class. He couldn’t foresee that technological advances would create so much wealth that living conditions would improve and stave off the explosion. Maybe we’re reaching the limit…

30/8/2025, 6:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I *think* the highlight is to display the areas of the body involved in the decision. But I’m not in charge of the software so could be utterly wrong. I know when it’s the legs they’ve just highlighted the offside limb, but maybe they do this when it’s the upper arms?

30/8/2025, 5:49:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eyeliner and Ozempic can really change a man, apparently.

30/8/2025, 5:17:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you look closely at the Burnley player’s arm there is a section of arm/sleeve highlighted too. And it’s half an inch wider than the Man U player’s. 😱 So, sadly, probably correct. But it’s mad to pretend they can be that accurate when the players are in motion.

30/8/2025, 5:16:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Relying on Trump not doing something because you can read about history is a bold strategy.

30/8/2025, 2:52:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Say something about JD couched in adoring terms, you mean?

30/8/2025, 1:39:03 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Something like that. In other words he’s got no idea, but feels the need to put something out to give the impression he’s got inside info.

30/8/2025, 1:16:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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King says ‘significant chance’ no more incomings. That is not unequivocal. It is entirely equivocal.

30/8/2025, 1:13:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 10:41:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God’s cheeseburger has finally completed its noble mission. Or not. The limbo existence filled with happy speculation is more enjoyable than limbo is supposed to be.

30/8/2025, 10:10:39 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin or gangsterism?

30/8/2025, 9:56:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re down to the last few candidates. Just waiting on the White House barber.

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30/8/2025, 9:54:35 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent

It is now traditional to adopt the Marshall law spelling in honor of the MAGA rubes.

30/8/2025, 9:52:20 AM | 53 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent

If you ignore all the attacks on airport systems going back years.

30/8/2025, 9:46:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. It will be the Jan 6 choir singing a dirge paced YMCA over a montage of the Dear Leader’s club championship trophies.

30/8/2025, 7:40:53 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She’s hardly inner circle any more.

30/8/2025, 7:37:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With friends like these…

30/8/2025, 7:34:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump (if he survives) by next year’s revolution anniversary.

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30/8/2025, 7:13:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:38:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 6:35:32 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s not dead. If he were Melania would have already posted this 👇

30/8/2025, 6:20:21 AM | 61 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sure he didn’t say ‘Clown duel’?

29/8/2025, 7:50:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morgue joke set in Minneapolis, this week. Any sub editor with a brain is on leave then?

29/8/2025, 7:25:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No-one’s that tired. It’s the subset of women who’ve forgotten to buy spare batteries for the remote.

29/8/2025, 7:15:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profiles in courage, every last one of them.

29/8/2025, 6:22:45 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it true Vance has replaced the eagle on his VP Seal with a vulture?

29/8/2025, 6:18:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘Swords will be made into ploughshares…’

29/8/2025, 5:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The plan is obvious. Destroy mail in voting and crater urban turnout by swamping polling stations with ICE goons and gun toting military. And no-one is going to stop him.

29/8/2025, 4:50:39 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They can’t. But the pint is rather the fact that no-one’s going to do a damn thing about it in Congress Those opposed (including GOP too spineless to say so) will do nothing and cross their fingers the courts stop him.

29/8/2025, 4:47:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Getting the hell out of Dodge in the hope of avoiding responsibility. It’s too late, Joni. You’re marked for life by what you’ve supported and enabled.

29/8/2025, 4:22:58 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing he’s been consistent about is blustering about being tough with Putin, but actually helping him.

28/8/2025, 8:33:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No. I mean he’s going to block US weapons going to Ukraine. He’ll tell the Europeans he won’t protect them is they supply arms to Zelensky.

28/8/2025, 8:30:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is going to cut off arms again.

28/8/2025, 8:21:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Witkoff is a moron. Trump is a dementia addled moron. It’s hardly surprising there’s confusion.

28/8/2025, 7:17:33 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whatever passes for Starmer’s conscience left his body when he told all those lies to get elected party leader.

28/8/2025, 5:42:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He thought that he can do what he wants, because Trump is too terrified of upsetting him to take any meaningful reaction. And so far he’s right. The only hopefuls that Trump’s narcissistic injury from being made to look an idiot to the whole world suddenly kicks in. If not this continues.

28/8/2025, 3:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a rancid dementia addled ignoramus who has surrounded himself with other rancid idiots. This is what you get.

28/8/2025, 3:21:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump is a racist moron. So he appoints racist morons to carry his messages.

28/8/2025, 11:13:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t no what they are is the general run of things. www.consultancy.uk/news/39347/h....

28/8/2025, 7:53:51 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a dementia addled ignoramus who was always the dumbest guy in the room even before his brain rotted. And the grovelling goons that surround him are all too dumb or too supine to correct him. It’s a catastrophe for America and the world.

28/8/2025, 7:52:15 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only way these goons are leaving power is if they’re forced out.

27/8/2025, 7:42:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s literally the court document from the name change, saying it was because he thought he was a woman.

27/8/2025, 5:58:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:56:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There are people who have alternative facts, and people who have authoritarian facts. You’re in the right group.

27/8/2025, 5:06:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Justin Wolfers (@justinwolfers.bsky.social) reposted

Undermining the Fed to get lower rates now is like ripping the batteries out of your smoke alarm because it’s beeping. It’s quiet for a bit. Then your house burns down. Credibility anchors expectations; expectations anchor inflation.

27/8/2025, 11:52:53 AM | 7517 2576 | View on Bluesky | view

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Billionaires taking investment advice from psychics is nature’s way of healing itself, tbf. Gaia will restore balance.

27/8/2025, 4:47:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:39:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Should have been something by Bread, tbh.

27/8/2025, 3:36:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:27:42 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people in power who refuse to change gun laws are there because people who know they will refuse to change the guns laws vote them in.

27/8/2025, 3:23:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perhaps he got a discount for learning Arabic at the same time?

27/8/2025, 3:15:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t be that bad. She hasn’t smashed your phone. Yet.

27/8/2025, 3:13:07 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 3:12:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The USA doing better than Germany then. Yay!

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27/8/2025, 3:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The important thing about Trump’s comprehensive crime bill is that he’s all over the Epstein files.

27/8/2025, 12:29:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know All Too Well.

27/8/2025, 12:22:15 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So ‘In two quarters time’ is Bessant’s equivalent of Trump’s ‘In two weeks’? Good to know.

27/8/2025, 12:11:02 PM | 37 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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As safe as a dog in a gravel pit.

26/8/2025, 8:54:10 PM | 74 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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And saying he might put sanctions on Churchill’s Britain…

26/8/2025, 7:37:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because Trump takes money from fossil fuel giants. Happy to help.

26/8/2025, 7:24:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like a Halloween pumpkin. At Christmas. When are the American media going to demand answers to the obvious urgent questions about his rapidly deteriorating mental and physical health?

26/8/2025, 7:22:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You explained to your kids what the crackling is yet?

26/8/2025, 7:18:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s a moron. An utter moron.

26/8/2025, 7:15:16 PM | 74 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fighting over who gets the scarf?

26/8/2025, 7:08:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tbf, it does run in his family…

26/8/2025, 7:06:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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‘There’. Is it possible he doesn’t know where he is?

26/8/2025, 6:56:10 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view