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Freedom to root in your trousers in front of girls you believe are underage in hotel rooms. Makes you proud to be an American.
Drawing out the thread of my verbosity finer than the staple of my argument
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Freedom to root in your trousers in front of girls you believe are underage in hotel rooms. Makes you proud to be an American.
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Well, he does wear a tie mostly, but yes.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
You don’t need a vacation when your work consists of watching tv, tweeting, and sitting down talking utter nonsense for as long as pleases you.
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The autopen, obviously.
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Was he giving her (him?) free chocolates on expenses?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s no Gouda.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Glasner’s probably using this to set up a reason for him doing one to Leverkusen (or elsewhere). And if Guehi stays he’ll feel properly shafted if/when Glasner does a runner anyway.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you in the habit of burying cheeses in the garden too? 👀
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
There is more public evidence of Trump’s psychiatric issues than a therapist would glean from repeated meetings with a patient. By a factor of hundreds.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Western support has been predicated on Israel, as the region’s only functioning democracy, deserves backing both morally and as a force for stability. Both of those assumptions are now in very much in doubt.
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But it’s Vance. Who will be even worse.
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Situation normal then? 🥳
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Jones is the guy who looked into the camera on Question Time and said the majority of the Channel boat people are women and children. That’s Trump levels of lying and reality denial. He’ll fit right in.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
$5000? One of Trump’s former ‘girlfriends’ said the first time they had sex he tried to give her $10000 because he thought she only let him paw her for cash. So Trump thinks destroying Palestinians’ lives and ethnically cleansing them is only worth half one of his squalid bunk ups. Figures.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Who is paying for Giuliani’s ‘security’? Why isn’t the money going to those two election workers he so viciously defamed?
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Skin cancer approves this message.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Any CEO of a lending institution sanctioning long term lower rate loans needs to be offered therapy. Trump is hell bent on blowing up the bond market by destroying the Fed.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Trent used to grab the ball. He’s not there anymore.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s scored a few of those for Hungary already. As he pointed out after the match Trent stopped him getting free kicks. He’ll do it again a several times in his career.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
That would be hilarious if the visual image it conjures wasn’t so revolting. 🤮
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Killing a press secretary will definitely speed up the war’s conclusion.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling your kid Crumpets is really croissant the line.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Tbf, it’s not a fine as if he used his real name. Earl Leroy Carter. 😂
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Tbf, Buddy has a PhD in rancid buffoonery, so you’ve got to respect that.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Isak’s agent could be the source, and in fact is the most likely source.
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Costermongers are not impressed.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
He needs to mix with a new crowd the next time he goes then. notesfrompoland.com/2025/06/18/c...
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s a dementia addled narcissistic ignoramus. Every world leader despises him.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Mississippi? That’s the state where the Governor wanders round brandishing a Bible? No further questions, your honor.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
The Russia expert no doubt produced analysis that said Putin is a murderous liar who can never be trusted. And you just can’t have someone supplying that kind of advice to the dear Leader, can you?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Marx forecast revolutions as proletarian patience snapped as capitalism concentrated money/power in an oligarch class. He couldn’t foresee that technological advances would create so much wealth that living conditions would improve and stave off the explosion. Maybe we’re reaching the limit…
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
I *think* the highlight is to display the areas of the body involved in the decision. But I’m not in charge of the software so could be utterly wrong. I know when it’s the legs they’ve just highlighted the offside limb, but maybe they do this when it’s the upper arms?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Eyeliner and Ozempic can really change a man, apparently.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
If you look closely at the Burnley player’s arm there is a section of arm/sleeve highlighted too. And it’s half an inch wider than the Man U player’s. 😱 So, sadly, probably correct. But it’s mad to pretend they can be that accurate when the players are in motion.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Relying on Trump not doing something because you can read about history is a bold strategy.
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Say something about JD couched in adoring terms, you mean?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Something like that. In other words he’s got no idea, but feels the need to put something out to give the impression he’s got inside info.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
King says ‘significant chance’ no more incomings. That is not unequivocal. It is entirely equivocal.
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God’s cheeseburger has finally completed its noble mission. Or not. The limbo existence filled with happy speculation is more enjoyable than limbo is supposed to be.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin or gangsterism?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re down to the last few candidates. Just waiting on the White House barber.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
It is now traditional to adopt the Marshall law spelling in honor of the MAGA rubes.
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If you ignore all the attacks on airport systems going back years.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
No. It will be the Jan 6 choir singing a dirge paced YMCA over a montage of the Dear Leader’s club championship trophies.
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She’s hardly inner circle any more.
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With friends like these…
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Trump (if he survives) by next year’s revolution anniversary.
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He’s not dead. If he were Melania would have already posted this 👇
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure he didn’t say ‘Clown duel’?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Morgue joke set in Minneapolis, this week. Any sub editor with a brain is on leave then?
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
No-one’s that tired. It’s the subset of women who’ve forgotten to buy spare batteries for the remote.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Profiles in courage, every last one of them.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it true Vance has replaced the eagle on his VP Seal with a vulture?
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‘Swords will be made into ploughshares…’
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
The plan is obvious. Destroy mail in voting and crater urban turnout by swamping polling stations with ICE goons and gun toting military. And no-one is going to stop him.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
They can’t. But the pint is rather the fact that no-one’s going to do a damn thing about it in Congress Those opposed (including GOP too spineless to say so) will do nothing and cross their fingers the courts stop him.
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Getting the hell out of Dodge in the hope of avoiding responsibility. It’s too late, Joni. You’re marked for life by what you’ve supported and enabled.
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The only thing he’s been consistent about is blustering about being tough with Putin, but actually helping him.
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No. I mean he’s going to block US weapons going to Ukraine. He’ll tell the Europeans he won’t protect them is they supply arms to Zelensky.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is going to cut off arms again.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Witkoff is a moron. Trump is a dementia addled moron. It’s hardly surprising there’s confusion.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever passes for Starmer’s conscience left his body when he told all those lies to get elected party leader.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
He thought that he can do what he wants, because Trump is too terrified of upsetting him to take any meaningful reaction. And so far he’s right. The only hopefuls that Trump’s narcissistic injury from being made to look an idiot to the whole world suddenly kicks in. If not this continues.
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Trump is a rancid dementia addled ignoramus who has surrounded himself with other rancid idiots. This is what you get.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a racist moron. So he appoints racist morons to carry his messages.
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We don’t no what they are is the general run of things. www.consultancy.uk/news/39347/h....
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He’s a dementia addled ignoramus who was always the dumbest guy in the room even before his brain rotted. And the grovelling goons that surround him are all too dumb or too supine to correct him. It’s a catastrophe for America and the world.
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The only way these goons are leaving power is if they’re forced out.
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It’s literally the court document from the name change, saying it was because he thought he was a woman.
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There are people who have alternative facts, and people who have authoritarian facts. You’re in the right group.
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Undermining the Fed to get lower rates now is like ripping the batteries out of your smoke alarm because it’s beeping. It’s quiet for a bit. Then your house burns down. Credibility anchors expectations; expectations anchor inflation.
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Billionaires taking investment advice from psychics is nature’s way of healing itself, tbf. Gaia will restore balance.
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Should have been something by Bread, tbh.
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The people in power who refuse to change gun laws are there because people who know they will refuse to change the guns laws vote them in.
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Perhaps he got a discount for learning Arabic at the same time?
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Can’t be that bad. She hasn’t smashed your phone. Yet.
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The important thing about Trump’s comprehensive crime bill is that he’s all over the Epstein files.
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You know All Too Well.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
So ‘In two quarters time’ is Bessant’s equivalent of Trump’s ‘In two weeks’? Good to know.
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As safe as a dog in a gravel pit.
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And saying he might put sanctions on Churchill’s Britain…
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Because Trump takes money from fossil fuel giants. Happy to help.
Cassian (@scassian.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like a Halloween pumpkin. At Christmas. When are the American media going to demand answers to the obvious urgent questions about his rapidly deteriorating mental and physical health?
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You explained to your kids what the crackling is yet?
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He’s a moron. An utter moron.
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Fighting over who gets the scarf?
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Tbf, it does run in his family…
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‘There’. Is it possible he doesn’t know where he is?