Temu Oddjob - Is this anything?
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Temu Oddjob - Is this anything?
Jack-Wagon alert.
More than likely they are going to harass a bunch of landscapers going up and down Route 41 for easy quotas. Lake Forest republicans are gonna be pissed when their fall yard cleanup gets disrupted.
My guess is that they realized that it would be too hard to mobilize other state’s guards out of Great Lakes without Illinois’ cooperation. So now it’s going to be just a buncha of CBP/ICE SUVs filled with pudgy jump-out bois fighting traffic on the Edens every morning to get to Little Village.
Republicans: Hear me out, Prop. 187 but everywhere all at once.
From this dude's mouth to God's ear.
4 million Chicagoans by 2035 is non-negotiable. We need to make room for everyone escaping the DeadLands.
Come to the Free States - The Only Path to a Shared Future
SQUEE.
Free Cities Stay Free Be Loud for America
We really do need a Free States Alliance for health, education, and green tech.
Posting through it from a Richardson parking lot while I wine and dine your girl in places Trump and Abbott are scared to send the national guard.
Dipshits are going to be stuck in MRAPs behind a peloton of 57 year old guys in Lycra.
This would literally open up half the city for so many people.
Follow your bliss.
Wait, they're still using Terry's likeness to sell beer? Everyone, including most wrestlers, hate that dude. They must have pallets of that beer sitting in a hot warehouse in Tampa. That said, a zombiefied version of HH would be a good MIWHT post.
I do hope he's afraid though. Makes my tummy feel warm.
Here's the thing, Trump is immense wuss. He may be gravely sick OR he may just have a serious but treatable condition that causes a lot of discomfort - this is a state that most folks his age live in. But he's a scared and angry narcissist, so he's going to make it everyone's problem.
This banger is holding up...
Meanwhile, Laura Loomer, clad in a heavy velvet black cloak sharpens a ceremonial dagger and sends Steven Miller an urgent message via Signal requesting a Venezuelan toddler be brought to the basement of Walter Reed Hospital. Candles too, lots of candles.
I mean no one just blurted out “What’s a jacuzzi?”?
Current live feed from White House…
R.E.M. put out a ridiculously good album (county Chronic Town EP) every year between 1982 and 1988. I heard them play this live in Barcelona in 1995 and it's still my all time favorite.
It’s a good start.
What we’re doing, it’s called fifth wave feminism and it’s never been done before. We’re doing transgenderosm for everyone and we’re doing it very strongly. As for reparations, many people are saying 40 acres was never enough, you’ll see how we’re going to hand out mules in about two weeks….
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been flagging down in my limo to intervene in a domestic dispute and then been immediately rear ended at high speed…
Eve Ewing had this on her Instagram feed with the comment, “I come from the fire city.” Amen. Also, me, too.
@cmitown.bsky.social watch out! You can’t let her get a taste of that! I’m straight as a ruler and I know you don’t just come back from a taste of Oscar!
After “rooting around blindly in your sex toy drawer” there are worse things that could have ended up on your face than an old prescription.
Seriously. I don’t want to be a rise and grind hustle maxing Linked-In power user. I just want to have a social network that includes dudes who can help me with minor plumbing issues without having to run to Emily’s List.
Waiving to my family, friends, and co-workers as I descend.
I feel like there’d be about 74 million Latinos who deserved a space in line in front of me and there’d be no candy left in the piñata after that.
I… I guess you didn’t see the news about the Eyeball Octopus and Taylor Swift. It was all over the internet. Sorry.
Heartwarming.
Fuck off - I bought my extended cab F-250 to tow a single wave runner to Lake Grapevine twice a year and haul an old wardrobe my bitch wife found in a dusty antique store in Cleburne that she swears she'll refinish one day, but it's just going to take up space in the garage next to said wave runner.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Marvel Edition
A lot of the anger comes from people feeling powerless and hopeless. Most of your posts are forward looking & positive (without being Trump-coded). You're posting from a place of agency that feels very alien to many right now. People don't want to debate - they are in fight or flight mode.
Terrible idea in a long duration inflation environment
“Jacuzzi Full of Petrol” is my favorite Cornershop remix.
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title: Tom Clancy’s Joy Luck Club
Every creator should file a claim. I want Sand Hill Road to be salted like the fields of Carthage.
Many people think that I’m into goring other dinosaurs. That’s a common misconception. My job is just spikes.
I have sworn by Timbuk2 bags forever. My current one is the Authority Laptop Backpack Deluxe which I took to Europe. It's not the most roomy though.
Do you want a separate laptop sleeve pocket?
We all need to find a place with a big ass white board to workshop these things before the Guard gets here.
I’m gonna dip my entire body in hot giardinera and then run buck nekkid into the advancing troops Red Rover style, obliterating their front lines in an explosion of peppers and celery. 72 husky mustachioed dudes named Swerski await me in heaven in sauna towels with a fresh stogie.
Love to see it.
WHORE BATH! WHORE BATH! WHORE BATH!
Immigration is the central issue of our century and progressives must defend it or lose absolutely everything to fascism
Continues to be one of my favorite ongoing crime stories of the year.
They are going to start pulling vaccines from the market.
Modi is an absolute bastard but this is kind of funny.
They should have posted Fredrich’s to the left for a Two Towers motif.
The region’s transit future lies in Marty Moylan’a able hands? Oy vey.
I’m hoping some of his recent moves (signing the Chicago FD pension sweeter and the toxic tort bill favored by the plaintiffs’ bar) have been calculated to keep everyone in the tent for fights like this and transit.
Class Traitors for Pritzker!
No shame in your game. Especially if he corrals a transit solution.
Saddle up.
ONE WAY OUT.
People either want to be told either (1) to calm down and not worry OR (2) how exactly to mobilize. On (2) remains. Whichever D leaders take up the reins at this point harness that potential energy.
I will ride with JB whenever he calls.
Sure kids, but keep the door open and at least one foot each touching the floor.
No ball. Games!
If that happens I think Ken Paxton's droopy eye will fall completely shut, never to open again.
And there's a good chance that Texas shoots itself in the foot if it gets a Prop 187 style backlash from its Latino population.
THIS. I'd rather the GA fix transit than scramble on a Dummymander that loses Blue seats.
a very bleak development in terms of my view of the world in the last few years has been both ‘the Israeli govt is much worse than I thought and deserves an enormous amount of criticism’ and ‘yeah a lot of people geniunely are just low-grade antisemitic’ both apparently being true.
Longer lines at Small Cheval though.
With backing vocals from Kenny Loggins.
Trump 47 Presidential Portrait already complete.
Oh god, that urban hellhole that is Chicago. Oh, the humanity!
Can confirm.
No context necessary (OK it’s about Vance).
Koyaanisqatsi: Maverick
Now I need to make the “go to horny jail” meme for recurrent requesters.
The are selling dirt cheap on the used market. Gonna see DoorDash drivers in them soon.
I drove by there two nights ago and decided to pass for the sake of my health. What am I even doing with my life?
It's recurrent requestor time somewhere...
"You're gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS when you hear about Trump's deal for an equity share in Intel!"
And that outdoor show at the Salt Shed was so beautiful and cathartic.
Children of Children is still his most emotionally devastating song in my estimation.
Deploying fully loaded Gym Shoes.
The altitude difference between Santa Fe and ABQ is very noticeable. I'm betting you will feel better.
Wife and I were just pondering if Obama emerges from the Fortress of Solitude if Trump makes the move on Chicago.
Well at least we know who's catering your watch party.
Pritzker obviously has national ambitions. I guess it's go time for all of us.
A well-placed Gym Shoe will take out an MRAP.
Gym Shoe.
Buy a Town Car you dipshit, at least the seats won't kill your back.
I never understood dudes driving sports cars around LA when I lived there. You're packing 400 horsepower to spend an hour going 17mph through the Sepulveda Pass on the 405 sitting in an uncomfortably low-profile bucket seat?!?
Third Way is a drain catch for ineffective weenies. That said, using direct language in a positive manner can often inspire more compassion and action than clinical terms.
Here's the only acceptable use of the metaverse.
What if Bolton was hiding the Epstein files at his house? Someone should ask Patel if that was the case.
@whetmoser.com’s the one who told ya’ “Just Grab the in the Biscuits”!
He’s Our Big Very Good Boy! (Now let’s get a transit fix done dammit)
He’s our big guy!
“A former model turned health and wellness advocate, philanthropist, and motivational speaker, Alisa has made it her mission to inspire others to embrace self-love, pursue meaningful goals, and achieve true happiness.” SNORT.
Dammit, between this and Andor, I’m going to have to Re-up my subscription.