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Andy Schauer

@schauer.bsky.social

film and TV lawyer / husband / dad / jew / Twins and Dodgers fan / hopeful person of conscience

created July 23, 2023

617 followers 653 following 1,209 posts

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Profile picture Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47.bsky.social) reposted

I am aware that many people in prison would prefer to go outside and work for a nickel an hour instead of rotting in a box all day but that doesn’t mean the working for a nickel should be applauded it means the rotting in a box should be eliminated.

1/9/2025, 11:12:10 PM | 127 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Israelites/Jews/Israelis have been trying to mass murder their way to peace and security in the holy land for like 3.5 millennia at this point; for a people so dedicated to learning about our history and values you’d think we’d figure out at some point how incredibly stupid that is

29/8/2025, 3:53:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture m (@keptsimple.bsky.social) reposted

truly embarrassing that he hasn't been disbarred for like 3 different reasons already. state bars have completely failed.

29/8/2025, 2:25:17 PM | 153 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Additional creative elements added to LLM output should probably be copyrightable. But also: nobody gets paid until the creators whose works were stolen do.

28/8/2025, 7:14:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

who knows how it will go but how it *should* go is: 1) LLM co's have rights to underlying code. 2) LLM output is not creative, not speech, & cannot be owned nor have any copyright interest; but, 3) a person/company can adopt the output & assume responsibility for the contents (like a pseudo-WFH)

28/8/2025, 7:11:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

“Nobody cares” says the schmuck with 200 followers to the account with a quarter million followers

28/8/2025, 3:11:58 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

You are brave and cool and your moral strength and clarity are a beacon I hope many many people learn to follow. Thank you. 🙏🏻

28/8/2025, 1:57:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 2:25:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

clicked thru and lost it *immediately* at “these two things are intertwined” 😂

28/8/2025, 2:14:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

Ultimately I don’t think it’ll matter but I think this is probably right and it really makes me wonder what’s in the Epstein file. Like it must be something he thinks is so bad that even he — the most morally bankrupt man ever — can’t bear to face it and I just can’t even imagine what that could be

28/8/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

many (most?) Jews reject the (predominantly xtian) idea of "God" as a bearded dude in the clouds. but all Jews innately understand/believe in a sort of interconnectedness (often attributed to or identified with "God") and many practice certain traditions/rituals to unpack and celebrate that.

27/8/2025, 9:39:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

b-b-but muh strong republican daddy I mean party

26/8/2025, 1:59:22 PM | 32 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Death Limo for Cutie #increaseaband

23/8/2025, 10:37:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jimmy Eat Galaxy #increaseaband

23/8/2025, 10:36:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Baruch hashem

23/8/2025, 10:29:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

I understand your underlying point and you’re not wrong! But this is absolutely socialism and you lose credibility by pretending otherwise.

23/8/2025, 10:13:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

imo this was always basically the only logical outcome of DHS

23/8/2025, 3:45:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

a lot of people seem to conceptualize what happened to Twitter as “they stopped censoring the Nazis” but what actually happened is they rebuilt it to create Nazis

23/8/2025, 3:01:40 PM | 1397 179 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

21/8/2025, 7:53:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably had chatgpt summarize it for him

19/8/2025, 2:37:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jennie Kermode (@jenniekermode.bsky.social) reposted

When you wonder if donating to people in Gaza makes a difference, think of these delicious spinach pies that Samaa was able to make thanks to support at gofund.me/f816f59f. They're just what she needs during the last few days of her pregnancy. @mommunism.bsky.social @lexialex.bsky.social 🍉

Thirteen swirl-shaped spinach pies sit on a round metal tray on the floor of a tent. A single bare foot has sneaked into the bottom of the image.
19/8/2025, 1:14:23 PM | 32 30 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

first: Bernie wasn’t the nom. but even if he was: the US federal govt is a fascist oligarchy masquerading as a republic and has been for living memory. so even pols like him who seem like they have “good” politics are still materially contributing to and giving cover for fascist oligarchism.

19/8/2025, 1:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

lol

18/8/2025, 4:40:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

the tie that’s keeping his head attached seems to be absorbing a lot of blood…

15/8/2025, 11:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sorry for reskeeting robert reich but this helped my heart

13/8/2025, 11:35:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

Ursula Le Guin: “The shift from denial of injustice to recognition of injustice can’t be unmade.... Once you see the injustice, you can never again in good faith deny the oppression and defend the oppressor. What was loyalty is now betrayal. From now on, if you don’t resist, you collude.”

12/8/2025, 2:34:23 PM | 2237 770 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

if the gen x lib crowd gets ahold of this skeet it will bring facebook to its knees

13/8/2025, 6:56:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

actually honest reporting would account for this. apnews.com/article/isra...

13/8/2025, 2:37:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

apnews.com/article/isra...

13/8/2025, 2:37:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

gotta be a bot right? theres no way a real human being thinks like this right??

12/8/2025, 3:37:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Yes, and what do *we* mean when *we* say “we’ve never been so polarized,” anyway? What if instead we said “It’s been a long time since the reality of injustice has been made so unavoidably present to otherwise comfortable people”? www.the-reframe.com/polarization...

11/8/2025, 3:41:03 PM | 223 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Golly gee wilikers

11/8/2025, 2:30:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d respectfully disagree w u on the nuances of some of that, but overall an eminently reasonable opinion that’s absolutely consistent with currently existing evidence

9/8/2025, 10:49:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

Add alliteration to this already awesome accumulation of accurate assessments

9/8/2025, 10:42:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Add alliteration to this already awesome accumulation of accurate assessments

9/8/2025, 10:41:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

your POV is extremely reasonable! and idk what “the left” or “crypto 2” mean exactly but AI’s reach absolutely exceeds its grasp, and I think rather than accepting that reality you seem to be justifying it for less than logical reasons

9/8/2025, 10:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

“the technology is unimpressive number crunching that has no value and never can” AI “proponents” out here delivering the most accurate and devastating anti-AI arguments possible

9/8/2025, 10:30:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

“the technology is unimpressive number crunching that has no value and never can”

9/8/2025, 10:29:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Slava Ukraini

9/8/2025, 10:08:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I muted “Laura loomer” and it’s the freest and best I’ve ever felt

9/8/2025, 10:07:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

Democratically elected head of States are mirrors of society.

9/8/2025, 7:58:58 AM | 72 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Human Torch is an uncle to mutants I guess…??

9/8/2025, 3:51:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

probably a margarita *and* a beer

9/8/2025, 3:26:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

(Also for the record I am *decidedly* not a leftist lol)

8/8/2025, 2:51:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Listen you’re not wrong. But actions speak louder than words and some snooty elites impotently saying “hey no that’s not right” doesn’t make your life or anyone else’s better. Look at what they’re *actually* *doing*. I’ll give you a hint: it is fuckall (at best) and has been for living memory.

8/8/2025, 2:51:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

“comparable levels of evil” is frankly a dumb concept. you can’t measure evil in miles or milliliters or scoville units. bottom line: the Democrats’ role/net effect is to be Republicans’ bumbling sidekick. u can say that makes them “less” evil if that makes u feel better. still evil though.

8/8/2025, 1:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

point to me the place where i said the two parties are the same

8/8/2025, 2:40:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

a firetruck visited my daughter's preschool and named her an honorary firefighter, where's *her* write-up, @nytimes.com HMMM???

8/8/2025, 2:40:12 AM | 32 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't know why it's so hard to understand: voting for the lesser of two evils is *still voting for evil*. it is *not reasonable* to blame or malign people for withholding support from evil.

8/8/2025, 12:56:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

nepo hires about to *explode* if orgs have to start handing out makework jobs to managers' whole polycules

7/8/2025, 10:58:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social)

certain laws still (kinda sorta) work, sure. but any "gains" made by acting categorically like the law still matters are illusory. it is of paramount importance to act in accordance with reality.

7/8/2025, 10:54:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

oh no they closed it u can’t poop anymore

5/8/2025, 1:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

Chicago Jews turning out (that’s the excellent Rabbi Allan Kensky speaking)

Lotta Jews, lotta signs Fellow rabbis, this is real and you are (scratched out- completely unprepared) morally ensnared Rabbi Allan Kensky at the mic
4/8/2025, 10:06:24 PM | 305 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

Please donate or share

4/8/2025, 9:43:09 PM | 13 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

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4/8/2025, 9:45:49 PM | 22 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

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4/8/2025, 9:46:15 PM | 14 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

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4/8/2025, 9:46:47 PM | 15 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture الكسندرا ميراي (@lexialex.bsky.social) reposted

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4/8/2025, 9:57:50 PM | 13 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 9:58:20 PM | 13 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Bizarre if agent/lawyer didn’t negotiate sequel/prequel/adaptation rights into her original contract. Also agencies should be constantly in touch w studios and tracking projects; either somehow they had no idea their client’s project was being adapted (bad) or they knew or didn’t tell her (horrible)

2/8/2025, 2:22:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

oh my goodness this good boy

2/8/2025, 4:27:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anthony Iannaccio (@mrtonynacho.bsky.social) reposted

Mister Rogers never misses

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
2/1/2025, 8:38:13 PM | 25131 8348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

obviously bad faith bullshit on the studio’s part but also sheer schmuckery by her agent(s)/attorney

2/8/2025, 4:22:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s like an experiment grown in a lab

29/7/2025, 4:51:59 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will McKinley (@willmckinley.bsky.social) reposted

David Zaslav will be CEO of the new, Discovery-free "Warner Bros." He traded reality TV to become the mogul of Hollywood's most storied studio. And all it took was a failed $43b merger, the loss of half the company's market valuation, and thousands of jobs. www.cnbc.com/2025/07/28/w... #FilmSky

29/7/2025, 2:35:01 AM | 413 141 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

it's not a question of where he grips it!

28/7/2025, 11:26:02 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!

28/7/2025, 11:23:41 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like my essay answers the first time I took the bar exam that made me realize I had to go get my ADHD diagnosed

28/7/2025, 3:01:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is why I follow you, otherwise I’d have no idea how to be Normal

27/7/2025, 4:34:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/scha...

26/7/2025, 1:08:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maureen Dowd rn

26/7/2025, 1:06:42 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully.

26/7/2025, 1:04:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shakman was born and raised in Ventura, California.[3] His Jewish father and Catholic mother maintained a
25/7/2025, 11:13:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

this is more than politics. bsky.app/profile/scha...

25/7/2025, 11:09:43 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you are a Jew, you believe in Tikkun Olam -- healing the world. It is *not* *reasonable* to look at the state of israel's actions in/toward Gaza and Palestinians and think: "this is healing the world." It *is* *not* *reasonable*.

25/7/2025, 11:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I strongly encourage you to interrogate your own biases.

25/7/2025, 10:52:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I was just maximizing shareholder value!” will be our culture’s “I was just following orders!”

25/7/2025, 1:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

wow Mike how dare u slightly exaggerate something for comedic effect and to make a point, did u not consider me, the most literal man on earth before skeeting this? maybe u should next time???

25/7/2025, 3:18:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

basically my whole schtick is agreeing with ppl in ways that make them want to k*ll me

24/7/2025, 10:44:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that’s probably right but imo the available evidence *does* leave open the possibility of him being a closet case

24/7/2025, 4:26:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be one of those situations where she’s into him and he’s like “nooo I couldn’t possibly bc ur, uh, immortal” and she’s like “k how bout now?” and he’s like “…no sorry I’m too ~tortured~”

24/7/2025, 4:22:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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24/7/2025, 3:25:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reason white people need to defend themselves this way is: there is no other way to defend themselves.

24/7/2025, 2:26:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

mazel tov on the baby leon 🥳

24/7/2025, 2:21:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

The legal system as a whole has — in many, *many* cases — made “acting unreasonably” tantamount to “acting reasonably.” And that, imho, is why we are where we are today.

24/7/2025, 2:19:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the hardest parts about lawyering is not being able to count on a Court to act reasonably.

24/7/2025, 2:17:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

hey thats not fair!!! (sometimes it is the gif of the deer eating popcorn)

24/7/2025, 12:12:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't think that's quite right; it's never been a secret that Trump's personal values are totally incongruent w/ what Trumpists purport to care about. imo the difference-maker now is Trumpists are getting this info [from sources/in ways] that they are actually able to understand and digest.

23/7/2025, 6:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Carrie Wong (@joolia.bsky.social) reposted

ok I decided to actually read up a bit on the Epstein case and my initial takeaway is that a great way to protect women and children from sexual predation would be to prosecute white collar crime

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Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

if we could get the files describing the military’s and intelligence agencies’ fuckery with the entertainment industry that would be *fantastic*

22/7/2025, 2:37:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

(white) Americans started to understand that “foreseeability” was a factor in the “reasonable person” standard and collectively decided they would never think more than 0.7 seconds into the future

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Profile picture Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) reposted

this is a good illustration of what “compromise” on trans rights looks like. there’s no “everyone gets rights but we take it easy on the pronouns.” if you head down that road you will end up denying that trans people are real.

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Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

cc @alexwinter.com

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Courtney FREAKING Williams yo

20/7/2025, 1:47:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy Schauer (@schauer.bsky.social) reply parent

fomo like a mofo

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📌

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Profile picture Paris Marx (@parismarx.com) reposted

Silicon Valley’s alliance with Donald Trump was a mask off moment and showed the world we can’t depend on US tech companies. For the past few months, I’ve been trying to get off US tech and I put together a guide so you find alternatives too. I hope you find it helpful!

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