Depends on who they shoot next
But when the lights are turning 'round And wheels are rolling on the ground That day I'll burn this whole place down When the circus comes to town
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Depends on who they shoot next
this guy loves to get behind and podium and tell everyone he's a giant idiot
Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.
Is he resigning in disgrace?
Week 1 opening odds: Detroit Lions road underdogs in Green Bay --> www.prideofdetroit.com/detroit-lion...
So cool that today I was notified of a data breach involving my 12 year old and they’re offering 1 year of TransUnion credit monitoring
If you clean it and it comes back it’s mold. They make cleaning products to treat it, but to stop it from coming back or spreading you have to figure out where the moisture inside the wall is coming from.
What’s on the other side of the wall? Sink, bathtub, or outside? It looks like there’s moisture in the wall causing mold, but I can’t be certain.
In Trump America, Kennedy assassinates YOU.
I’ve offered several times to send ”🤷🏻♂️” whenever someone “needs” a cop to respond to a crime.
Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.
You'll always be a Planet to Me Pluto!
This is precisely the same pissbaby rant he went on a couple months ago. The “you said it was fascism too soon” bs
Yes, I want my kids to call me. I understand that I’m likely to be another casualty, but I’m sure as shit not going to sit in a parking lot until it’s safe like a cop.
If you actually watch Gavin Newsom's podcast I think you will lose any faith you have misplaced in him. I'm sorry! He capitulates repeatedly to the conservative provocateur B-team. I don't think he can do combative discourse well enough in person and I suspect he does not write his own tweets
Post a non-religious gif you think is holy
There’s literally no one alive who has seen a war on US soil. People really don’t understand what it’s like.
There’s literally no one alive who has seen a war on US soil. People really don’t understand what it’s like.
Now would be a good time for Matt Shaw to homer
How many of her fellow dem reps stayed?
Andrew Vaughn 😔
The license plates are probably fake, so remember that the VIN number is not. Always get a photo of that too.
4 division winners straight to the LCS
Just move SF into the CA division and call the other one …
That’s why they’re getting rapid delivery sandwiches
15 years ago this is how I passed linear algebra ocw.mit.edu/search/
I don’t know about calculus specifically, or honestly if this is still available, but I used MITopencourseware extensively to get through linear algebra.
Accurate
my bold prediction is that the cubs will sweep all 5 against the brewers and then promptly follow that up with an 0-9 west coast road trip
This is more important and exciting than the Taylor Swift announcement by a lot: variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Most trade jobs start around $40k. If you get through a union apprenticeship you’re likely going to get $60-$65k, and unless you start your own company or work a ton of OT/side jobs you won’t ever make 6 figures.
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
Taylor Swift is a jam band. She: Plays 3-hour shows Has a hit 10-plus minute song Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her Plays multi-night runs at the same venue Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters
Lions place 2 on IR, sign ALL-UFL OL, CB as replacements www.prideofdetroit.com/detroit-lion...
We are there. It’s fascism. I think people are afraid to admit it because it will require them to admit things about themselves that they aren’t comfortable with. People liked thinking they would risk more when it was theoretical.
Where does she work? Pretty sure that you can’t get work release without a job.
Don’t you usually have to have a job to get work release?
Under either interpretation of “removal”, the administration violated the order. They said multiple times that they lacked jurisdictional authority to retrieve Abrego-Garcia.
Start Your Day with a Myrtle Beach Pelicans Walk-Off Homer
My latest #Lions updated depth chart: Preseason game at Falcons --> www.prideofdetroit.com/detroit-lion...
Is he playing?
One thing that came up talking to a (nonbinary) friend, who was doing a pretty extensive survey about gender experience. Something that may not be obvious about bodies and your experience of them. Oversharing, but: as a cis dude, sex is for me a gender affirming experience.
Why do we need a new law that says the existing law is still valid?
Is JD familiar with OH?
Will Vest just screwed up the MLB trade deadline... (Eugenio Suarez just took one off the index finger of his right hand.)
3/5
I’m going to need updates at your convenience
You have to start with 20, so there’s 5-6 left when you hit them up for $100 or so extra every few weeks for 18 months
4th grade basketball, scored 9/13 points in a win. And held my best friend scoreless because I knew he would/could not dribble with his left hand.
Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma schools chief who wants bibles in the classroom and Christianity taught to kids, just got caught watching adult content. On his work computer. During a Board of Education meeting. Read that again. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/ryan-walte...
Her vibe is so pathetic and the stuff she's saying about Mamdani sounds so cool it took me a minute to realize this wasn't satire and is actually intended as a smear
Me growing up in the 90s in America Triumphant: "whew, good thing we got our Civil Rights AND killed all the Nazis- glad we won't have to worry about that stuff ever again and it is long ago in the black & white past. 😌"
All the signage
VBNMW
How Medicaid waivers work, and how disabled children and their families are likely to face additional challenges thanks to the Big Beautiful Bill: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/21/w...
BREAKING: #Lions head coach Dan Campbell just announced that Levi Onwuzurike is OUT for the season.
Matt Shaw Goes Deep! www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/07...
FUCK YES MATT SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay!! Bomb from Matt Shaw!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏
“Please don’t film me with my mistress”
Western Michigan University has entered the chat
If I’m not supposed to order 7-8 tacos, why do I want to try them all? Don’t make them sound so good if you don’t want me to eat all of them.
Same, honestly
A 21-year-old Florida man was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while visiting family in the West Bank.
How wrongly do you have to use a fence post driver to hit your own finger?!?
A guy died, right?
Isn’t it more likely that “his people” self selected out of college. They’ve been calling it bullshit for 40 years.
Not really the union’s problem though. I don’t know what they prefer, but the ask would be to get the bottom guys more of the pie.
Bumping the minimum salary for the non-star players?
BTW if this works and this happens or if Zohran is forced to drop out then I don't know what to tell you. No institutions left to help you. Between the ice budget bump and the inaction regarding kidnappings, we're kinda done here. Don't get caught flat footed, make a plan to go if you must.
hey you guys wanna see the most cop-brained statement ever?
Want
Can’t believe my brother never got to play PG for the mavs
MERKLEY: How do you feel about being responsible for hundreds of thousands of kids dying because of your sudden interruption in these key programs? VOUGHT: I reject the assertion MERKLEY: I find your response both ignorant & callous. Few Americans have had a more devastating & disastrous impact
Do they put the shittiest ones under the mountain?
I’m not even clear on how this is an emergency, outside of the court wants to do something shitty.
Maybe for a different team
Could be citizens. No right to object before you’re sent away. By the time anyone figures out where you are, it’s too late.
I’m not a huge fan of the American regime but I don’t want to get bombed b/c of it
Netherlands has the chance to do the funniest thing
If there isn’t a stockpile of French fries, we better start one. They’re going to get “freedomed” by the end of the month.
No, nobody will understand it.
I think it was hippos for me
Lansing, MI
I think you got 2
Iran doesn’t have ICBM’s. We know this.
So, all of them?
And once again: there is only one government in the Middle East with nuclear weapons. Undeclared. Zero inspections. Israel. Let me know when a single mainstream outlet highlights that fact in their daily news coverage. bsky.app/profile/ayou...
Should be filed already.
Can’t wait for everyone to have been against this in a decade
Just 3 months ago Trump’s own DNI said they don’t have a nuclear weapon and had not restarted their program. Get your shit together, Greg.
You don’t bomb your way to peace. This is blatantly unconstitutional and I suggest you rethink your position on this. I live in your district.
I believe this should be shared extensively... Have a great weekend! ☀️🙏🦋🌸 #Cali
Que Nick Castellonos
Got to make sure my son wears his Dodgers shirt to practice today
So who were the guys dressed up like ICE?
The consequences of JCPOA withdrawal in graph form www.ft.com/content/193f...
