“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.
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“I must stop watching full episodes of ‘That’s So Raven’ on TikTok!” cried Ethan as he watched another.
That’s So Raven is one of the best shows ever, not just one of the best children shows from the 2000s. It’s just objectively funny and balanced. Raven RAN Disney channel back in the day. #BlackSky
Once you start going to the gym and seeing actual progress, (much faster than you expected, too) you literally cannot imagine stopping. Completely impossible. Full body, 4 days a week is the way to go. Splits are for the birds 🫡
When it’s finally time to spell that word you’ve only ever heard, but have never seen written out Then you spell it so bad, spellcheck is useless
Friendly reminder that HIV does not discriminate based on sexual orientation. Women need to get tested too! Especially with what’s going on in Atlanta and Houston? DL men or not, there’s a much larger issue & conversation to be had about lack of access + lack of education around sexual health.
4x9x25 then 100x9 then 900
Still trying to tune my algorithm toward better vibes and away from “the world is awful” 🫡
Why yes, I do have the Sanford and Som theme song saved to my music library. And what about it? 😂 #BlackSky
Desperate Housewives is not reality TV lol, that’s Real Housewives. Desperate housewives is the scripted show, and it’s one of the best shows ever by the way. Definitely watch!
This show gets wilder each episode lmaoooo #thehuntingwives
I just saw that, I gasped 🤣
Everyone on this show need to go to jail #TheHuntingWives
I know she’s a fictional character, but Margo might be one of the worst people EVER 😂. Pure mess and disaster everywhere she goes #TheHuntingWives #tv #netflix
no 😂 and blame Margo
I hate to say it, but The Hunting Wives on Netflix has me in a chokehold right now (No, it’s not a reality show)
Desperate Housewives
The day it happens, it’s gonna be a glorious day. We’re gonna be dancing in the streets: work is canceled, cookouts everything, that “Oh Happy Day” song playing from all corners. 🇺🇸
The gym should not be this crowded at 11:30 PM! Fix it Jesus! Why is every teenager in town here 😂
The mood swings of letter combinations and the sounds they feel like making today: Through though cough tough fought… throw the whole language away 😂
I’m so glad English is my first language because I could not handle learning the rules of this Franken-language as a second one 😂
“I JUST cleaned this m*****f***ing kitchen! Why is it a mess???” …I scream aloud to myself, the person who messed it up 🫠
Just wanna make sure and remind #chemistry teachers about chemquiz.net/quizzes/ ! Such a great resource! #iteachchem #scisky #science @acs.org
I mean “Joan” 🥲
I swear companies look at Black Mirror episodes for inspiration
Ok so I’m starting to understand 🫨
So AI-generated music is not only all over Spotify, spammers have figured out how to get AI songs onto the profiles of real artists, many of whom are dead. Reason #23723487849 to quit spotify and also a reminder we live in hell www.404media.co/spotify-publ...
Yikes
F***, I guess we’re switching from Spotify to Apple Music 😭🫠. #news #music
Oh ok this might be the straw that breaks my camels back wtf
WHAAAAT. just checked it out. Not all but it seems random ones
Whoaaa @gratefulimpala.bsky.social. Darby and Jones: I just discovered they’re real! (now i must got into an Australian media rabbit hole because what about Ash May and Dr. Love Wisdom!?) #BabeRainbow
Shaking my ass to Tame Impala >>>>>>>>>>>
UPDATE: it just got interesting! I’m here for it! 👀
Finally catching up on the latest season of Black Mirror. Currently on the Bête Noir episode, halfway through. And wow, this one is sooo slow and uninteresting. I hope it turns around. Very weak follow up to Common People. #BlackMirror #Netflix #TV #BlackSky
Nobody: My brain to myself: “You’re the only person sweating in this gym and you should be embarrassed because EVERYONE IS STARING”
A song you HATE that also gets stuck in your head randomly for no reason? “Alejandro” by Lady Gaga
My college roommate was definitely stealing stuff from our rooms, if only I can go back in time and put a security camera…
I missed an exit once, and it added almost 30 minutes to my travel time. Do you know how sick I was? 😂😂 And no, I could not turn around
Do you know how many problems would be solved if people were more HONEST?
Let me sit here and eat my yogurt while I watch Succession… because people have much bigger problems than I do right now ☕️
1) The receptionist who lied about not getting her Uber Eats order & got confronted by the driver on VIDEO? 2) The Indian visitor lady arrested for stealing thousands from Target over 7 hrs on VIDEO? 3) The CEO caught having an affair with his coworker on VIDEO? The Internet been busy this week!
Do y’all actually use cruise control? Because I use it way too much. This 2 miles of road before my exit? Absolutely.
Some reports say the other woman wasn't an Astronomer employee but still, OOP
If you're having a bad day, at least you didn't get caught on video at a Coldplay concert having an affair with the director of HR at the AI company where you're the CEO. Oh, with the VP of HR (who definitely knew everything) as the third wheel. Oop.
Game of Thrones is much, much better the second time around. And far less confusing.
Listen, "automo' bills" absolutely ate in that Destiny's Child song. The first time I caught that as a kid, I was like 😳 #BlackSky #music
Is Nicki Minaj OK because what is going on 🤣
To be fair, I never thought about it much, though I’d heard the word. I just thought parboiling was some special technique of boiling. I didn’t know it literally just meant “boiling a little bit” 😂
Today, I learned that parboiling means “partial boiling” I need to sit down
This is actually so funny to me 😂 #travel
Boopty bloop it’s me kicking ass again on the stairmaster. It’s a mental game! #gym #fitness #blacksky
How do I get a song from being unstuck in my head? Because I fear it’s going to rip my brain open 😅
Sets*
If you really wanna work on your social anxiety, walk up to a buff stranger at the gym and ask “how many more steps do you have left?” I just dissociate and act like a confident person who knows what they’re doing. Fake it til you make it 😂
I wish I was from one of those “wake up at 5 AM on Thanksgiving and run a 10K Turkey Trot together” families. I think a lot of us secretly do 🙃
Them too. Having babies in sink drains, just triflin’
As a species, ants do entirely too much
⚡️Random Flashback: That time in elementary school when the guidance counselor came in and wrote her whole lesson on the whiteboard in permanent marker on accident
More: Why build a puzzle when you can just buy a picture of the image? Why play a video game when you can just watch the show/movie/stream? #edusky #scisky #sciencesky #AI
If people can drive 6 miles, why do people run 6 miles ? Why lift weights when a machine can? Answers: Experience. Journey. Growth. Rough analogy for students on why they should READ AND WRITE for research papers/essays, not generate them. Fast & easy isn’t always better. #edusky #teachersky
I knew I was locked 🏋🏽 in when I deleted the Chick-fil-A, Domino’s, and Papa John’s apps 💪🏽 😂 #fitness #gym
“I must stop listening to Tame Impala” he says as he plays another track
“Did I miss it!?” — Me, approaching the exact same, completely unchanged interstate exit I’ve used 1200 times
🔥 Hot take: I’m a human and I write better than ChatGPT. Proud of it, too.
How do you say “your husband has a secret blank profile on a dating site and he sent his face picture to my friend” without sounding too messy? 🤨
The fact that < 10% of people regularly go to the gym should be your sign that you, too, should be in that damn gym. Be in the top 10%. You will feel happier, look better, and your current/future mind & body will thank you. And it’s fun. Of course, a literal gym isn’t needed: Strength + cardio
Capitalism will give you 49 varieties of Oreos, and 32 types of Cheez-Its, but no… you’re not getting healthcare or a reliable government.
…I just think it’s funny how there are actually a lot of poor, white, gay, male Trmp supporters who are served by… absolutely no part of his policies 😂 Emphasis on the poor and gay.
THERE SHOULD BE A NEW SEASON OF HOUSE OF THE DRAGON THIS YEAR! Why are we accepting this “8 episodes every two years” bull*** I literally want to scream 🥲
I have discovered the torturous joy of the stairmaster at the gym. ✅ 150 floors ≈ 2400 steps ✅ 31 minutes ✅ Level 10 (level 13 for last 5-ish min.) And this was after a 90-minute lifting session. #gym #fitness
“Do it lady!” —Chit
Wayfair, formerly known as Quizizz… #edtech
Gym + Tame Impala = Therapy
Okay so Half Glass Full of Wine - Live is 3x better than the studio track, which is already spectacular 🫨😦
Live-posting right now as I listen to One More Hour from “The Slow Rush” in headphones and quietly losing my mind 🫨
I have not heard of them I don’t think, but I will definitely be checking them out. I really dig Aussie music
I’m very happy Kevin Parker exists. I biked 20 miles, cleaned my house, and had half an edible, all to Tame Impala this weekend and loved every single second of it.
Yes literally. Add in Babe Rainbow, GUM, and Pond and it’s a wrap for me 😂
This is one of my favorite music videos! I show literally everyone. The detail and seamless transitions as the camera sweeps around the room over and over has me in a chokehold
Like every third songs is a rush of endorphins that make you want to chase a better life, a fresh reality that serves you joy and prosperity. His vocals are instrumental, if that makes sense
Of course I know the big stuff, for over a decade. Those dozen songs didn’t have me in doubt of the talent. But this was confirmation, and regret: I’ve lost years of not hearing the other songs on the albums and they’re gold. #music #TameImpala
I’m just discovering… Kevin Parker literally actually is a genius! Been doing a deep dive into Tame Impala this weekend. BLOWN AWAY right now. ✅ Tomorrow’s Dust ✅ It Is Not Meant to Be ✅ Be Above It ✅ One More Hour ✅ Enders Toi …Basically everything.🤯 ✨Immeasurable✨talent. #TameImpala #music
I bike so much on my spin bike that I forget I have a real one. I’m about to go out for a nice long hot sweaty mental health ride. Hills, heat and all.
Actually downloaded this just for TikTok-less @ethorntonghs.bsky.social , I immediately thought of your comment the other day about his style
Whew the accuracy of a Tyler Perry movie pitch lmao I cackled #BlackSky
And this is not a personal attack on Tyler Perry, this is just a reminder what money and power can do. I don’t know anything more or less than you do. #BlackSky
Innocent until proven guilty, due process, etc. But people are so quick to dismiss Derek Dixon’s claims and defend Tyler Perry, as if we haven’t seen NUMEROUS cases of people (like TP 💰) using their money + power to lure or exploit young and/or attractive people who have far less money and power.
When I see roadkill, I say or think “Oop, you should’ve looked both ways.” Lmao, I’m awful. Somebody lock me up 🤣
Has your stomach ever been so messed up, it sounded like it was raining outside? 😬
Jasmine Crockett posted this She's a true American Shero 🫶🏻 💙 💪
riding a bicycle on the sidewalk is embarrassing but riding a bicycle on the street is scary so now what
I saw the one on fb that called Vic out lol people are funny
They also creeped me out tho 🤣
It’s time for us to admit that Lion King was a scary movie to watch as a little kid 🫨
Elongated Muskrat rigged the election to get Orange Demon to warm the seat, and now they don’t get along? Lmao
Wait aren’t you an east-coaster too? Why are we awake 😂
Hey @gratefulimpala.bsky.social so thoughts on this one specifically? I got baked and listened to it 9 times in a row and it was honestly one of the best experiences 🫨, this song is just — SO underrated even for Babe Rainbow
A reminder for #BlackSky that Leikeli47 is so so so damn good! Yes, this was your sign to discover some new #music if you don’t know about her yet. Get hip.
Me: “So, the Australian music scene is kinda great—“ Person: “Sounds interesting 👀” Me: *hyperventilates* “Heard of Tame Impala?” Person: “Oh yeah, of course” Me: *pulls out diagram* #kglw
Me: ”Have you heard of King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @kglw.net ?” Person: “Nope. Play a song by them 😄” Me: *panics*