He’s really good at this 😹
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He’s really good at this 😹
I’m bracing myself. The Canadian snowbirds are NOT going to come back to Florida this year.
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
Guess that’s gonna be a permanent shut down. In more important matters: What are YOU having for dinner tonight? I’m thinking leftover pasta for me
Senate Democrats: DO NOT FUND the government when the current continuing resolution expires at the end of the month. SHUT IT DOWN unless DC is funded, the troops are withdrawn from our cities, elections are protected, the Epstein files are released in full... SHUT IT DOWN.
NEW: Massie tells CNN that there is significant pressure from the White House to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files.
Rude
Not a great movie but the ending works for me
Paul is NOT a doctor!!! He’s just an optometrist
I’m ready for the meteor ☄️
Between that and the other guy’s hamberders, I don’t believe in inevitability anymore
We won’t have to worry about the military turning their weapons on us. They are being humiliated by their leaders. When Cheatolini orders them to attack us, they will turn on him.
This is the same guy who gives relationship advice on Twitter
Netflix is putting its money where its mouth is: 💰 $2M to back Newsom in the redistricting fight 📺 A deal for Sesame Street — new episodes and the full archive free to watch. That’s how you pick a side.
Hopefully posthumously
South Dakota just sent 12 National Guard members to DC. Twelve military personnel. That should be enough to keep DC safe 🙄🤦🏽♀️
Russia tried to assassinate the President of European Commission Ursula von der Leyen by jamming her plane while landing. So far Europe has ignored the issue as to not give Russia the attention it wants and to quietly prevent themselves from reacting to this significant escalation by the Kremlin.
India & China to back Russia in its invasion of Europe, will increase trade and manufacturing to make up for current losses. Together they’ll make sanctions obsolete and provide equipment / resources needed by Russian forces. Unknown the level of intelligence & manpower either country will provide.
The school is run by Benedictines, they are among the most liberal catholic sects.
When is your visa up?
He’s going to either invade Venezuela or Chicago on Wednesday.
Get whatever vaccines you can, now. They’re putting folks out to die.
I just hope that he can soon thank Ashli Babbitt in person for her service.
Silly man.
Count on it.
We have magically been transported back to the sixties. Birth control is only for “loose women” and causes hysteria 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Especially because that’s an adult. By the time you are opening the collimators this wide, there’s a whole lot of ionizing radiation going on in that room!
And we’re out of bourbon 😭
Cats are the same way.
Why do people pretend to be so normal and "strait-laced" in public... ...but behind doors, or online, they're actually perverted freaks?
two of the absolute WORST Democrats to come down the pike. EVER
Before all the Right to Life BS, the small catholic college I went to offered pelvic exams and birth control at the campus clinic. I would have 7-8 kids if it wasn’t for that.
Baboons are a problem.
Do we need to call the exterminator?!?
I see vaccine tourism in my future
My last tweet told Space Karen to eat shit and die. I guess great minds think alike
We liberal Floridians understand that many of y’all will go somewhere else this winter. We will miss you, and are worried about the knock on effects of your absence.
The company that makes Jack Daniels whiskey is moaning about the Canadian boycott resulting in a 62% sales drop. It should be 100%. Keep it up, Canada.
Release the Epstein files.
No, we WANT them to eat the shellfish. Especially the raw oysters. Especially right now. Under normal circumstances I wouldn’t wish for someone to contract flesh eating bacteria, but desperate times call for desperate measures
Great. He’s going to invade Venezuela. 🫠
C’mon, hamberders, do your stuff 🍔💀🍔
My years growing up in Venezuela will come in handy. Always buy your veggies in the street.
Sounds like a road trip! I will make the shirts.
Does everyone understand how dangerous and crazy this creep is?!?
😅😂🤣 JD Vance embarrasses himself again: "If Trump came out tomorrow and said he really likes puppies, AOC would come out and say puppies are terrible." Please...JD you're such a kiss ass - if Trump said puppies were edible, you'd ask for the recipe.
"RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy...it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism." Were he not a Kennedy...and wealthy...he'd likely be living his life out in a mental institution. Diagnosis: Dumb-Fuckery.
Over 300 MILLION American citizen's files stolen by DOGE. Why can't 1 person with access steal the EPSTEIN Files? #LEAKtheEPSTEIN_Files
We visited a longtime friend who has been living there for over 30 years. We liked it. I also am fluent in Spanish.
Nice work, baby.
That’s great, I hope it makes a certain Mango Mussolini have the Big One
My visa is scheduled for completion next week. We’re strongly considering moving there.
Sidewalk?!? As if FDOT can say anything about traffic safety on the sidewalk?!? I hate this homophobia.
😂😂😂
It’s just another feature of the fake ICE uniforms.
That’s going to be Josh Turek.
While somebody would have to pay me BIG to hang with Kash, no amount of money would prevent me from barfing all over his shoes 🤮
Beautiful!!! I want one!
A court ruled in our favor and declared that the President cannot impose tariffs whenever, wherever, or however he wants. This is a victory for hardworking families and businesses in New York and our nation. We will never stop fighting to protect people and their wallets.
I was born an underdog. 21 surgeries by the age of 12 for spina bifida. A kid wearing goodwill hand-me-downs. I knew nothing would come easy, but I never doubted my right to the American dream. Now, I'm running for the U.S. Senate to make sure all Iowans have a shot at theirs.
Pay attention, friends. This guy will make a great Senator!
Look forward to Stephen Miller's criminal trial and then life in prison for crimes against humanity
America will win when tRump is GONE
TRUMP IS AMERICA’S BIGGEST LOSER.
We have a strong candidate in Josh Tuvek. Let’s FLIP this seat
Republican Sen. Joni Ernst announced she will not run for reelection. When asked why, she said, “Well, we’re all going to die anyway.”
In other FANTASTIC news today, Senator Joni “Hearse” doesn’t want to face her constituents, who would rather die later than sooner. Iowa has a seat we can flip.
I love this song!
Eww
Bobby Brainworm doesn’t even qualify as a rhinestone, much less a jewel.
So not only do churches NOT have to pay taxes, they're going to get YOUR tax dollars to boot. This seems like oh, I don't know, government establishing a religion in violation of the First Amendment?
Does the Pope wear a pointy hat?
Pretty much.
Ashley Babbit dishonored her service by committing insurrection against her country. While her death is absolutely tragic and I wish it hadn’t happened, the Air Force giving her honors is in itself a dishonor.
You’re right. I quit.
I gotcha, sis just try not to think about it too much
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My job has definitely been less busy and I anticipate that this fall will be even worse. Fine with me, y’all just keep those #ElbowsUp. Money is the only thing that matters to the GOP.
Consider the source and keep on being your own beautiful self.
An ICE cosplay uniform
The good folks in Floriduh are about to find out what happens when you bite the hand that feeds you. Even if only 20% of our Canadian snowbirds don’t show up this fall, the Floriduh economy will tank.
I meant Cackalacky. I already have you 😘
Earned yourself a re-post and a follow
Congratulations to Taylor & Travis! I hope they invite Gavin Newsom to the wedding. Just to make Trump’s head explode
It wouldn’t be pretty.
Everyone is so grumpy lately. It’s probably wrong to wish for someone to go ahead and see if he “can get into heaven” ASAP but it would surely calm everything down!
Luna is actually one of the hardest working and most generous people I have ever met on social media.
How is he doing that?
Philippa would be a better president
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Just saying
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A lot of people are dreaming of an artery exploding.