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"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends
Josh Allen looking at Gabe Davis coming back to Buffalo
Perfect day for a walk along the water
Kent Hughes potentially making a major hockey trade today is objectively anti-labor and I have no choice but to cancel him
Fuck it, send the rest of them too Pathetic squad
Send Matty Cash to fucking Pluto jesus wept
Absolutely fuck off Villa
Miss an obvious card on Hughes, ignore Mings getting tackled in the box What is the fucking point of VAR
Could also use Morgan Rogers completing even the simplest of passes too
God I am so goddamn sick of playing Crystal Palace
Nuno looks like he's going to be sent to the firing squad, I can't wait to see how this plays out
Give me Mourinho at Forest with Marinakis butting heads with him
Just tuned in, and they're talking Ryan Day's pierced nipples God I have missed college football
That is a CRIMINAL targeting call
This is my favorite running bit my friend
I am a single issue hater during CFB season and that single issue is telling Ohio State to eat shit
GO BLUE
They believed no big news would happen, because Nick Castellanos hadn't hit a home run in a while. But they were all of them deceived, for another Castellanos was made
That not being any sort of penalty feels gross man idk
Also come to the cider house if you want a second ass kicking
Schrödinger checking in with his assistant
Sup dorks, come to a wine tasting if you want an ass kicking
Condolences
Taz between matches on Dynamite “Funeral Jones over here”
Gotta be right?
The Business Bandido on an absolute heater in 2025
Ring of Honor PPVs always deliver man Bandido vs. Hechicero whips ass
Taking a Diamond Cutter through a table covered in broken glass is wicked as hell Props to Paul Walter Hauser for a banger hardcore match
Hook's new theme is not it man
Can’t baptize babies in Gatorade anymore because of woke
Revelations 21:6 becomes a lot funnier if you substitute Gatorade for the Water of Life
I could use a laugh Let’s see you at 21
Speaking of drugs, this Jerry Jones press conference is friggin' nuts
Told Carly I was watching Ohio/Rutgers and she asked if I had taken an edible while cleaning the kitchen
Legendary hate watch for fans incoming
MICAH PARSONS IS A GREEN BAY PACKER SIRI PLAY BANG THE DRUM ALL DAY
There’s nothing like a night game of football…fuckin go bills
“Mitochondrial challenge” Shut the fuck up you dumbass motherfucker
They shot the wrong Kennedy
So I guess the charges were…baloney
New analytics grifter rage bait just dropped and I implore you to ignore it
Helldivers fucking rocks, this is the most chaotic thing I've ever played
Me during wedding planning meetings with the florist
I had no idea he was here. This place rules
I can’t believe she’s trying to overshadow my fall wedding like this
This is how I get the Christmas McRib
You got to see Darude????
They can’t suffer but I hope the people who have forced them upon us find a new circle of hell to suffer in soon
It's sweatshirt and shorts weather, we are in the most elite of seasons
Oh fuck you, you bloviating sack of orange paint
Updating the firstname bunchanumbers tweet for Bluesky purposes.
Walked in to an account blasting Sandstorm and the Venga Boys on repeat Vibes were immaculate
Did we really need the assault angle given that all of us knew he needed surgery? Feels like a tough send off for the hometown crowd
Hidden Blade/One Winged Angel is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen
That Ibushi kick sounded like a gunshot, good lord
jesus fucking christ Darby
Lmao it's gummy bears
Kenny Omega and 18k brits singing along to MMMMbop How can you not be romantic about pro wrestling?
I love that there are some of the best, most technical grapplers and strikers in the wrestling world in the ring right now And they're all about to do the most insane, twisted shit to their own bodies
Go Ace!
That stupid open contract means we have to sit through this again and Hangman doesn't deserve that
MJF has the incredible ability to be such a compelling character until he gets into a title feud and then everything just gets real stupid
Toni Storm forever
We're gonna try Wardlow again eh?
Oh boy, that ending was messy Dope match, but something there did not feel right
Also fuck it, I want a Best of 7 between Queen Aminata and Thekla
Never forget that Zack Sabre Jr fucking hates the Tories and that alone makes him the best ever
Him prodding Callis is perfect
I cannot wait to see what bit of nonsense the production guy finds to fuck with the Broke Bucks
5' 9", no neck and just the best goddamn asskicker ever
Stone Pitbull forever
Get ejected after being punked by the emergency punter and hit with the "too small" taunt Bro got cooked
God the Shawshank Redemption is such a perfect movie
*Any time Taylor Elgersma is on screen* The Broadcast: "The Canadian QB who won the Canadian Football Heisman last year"
DAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
Get absolutely fucked on you dumb pinstriped bitches
Watching this Red Sox/Yankees series
God I missed you college football
“Boyhood Gooner” is such a poor bit of phrasing in 2025
Fucking woeful, stop playing four defensive midfielders and use the offensive wingers you bought ffs
It’s that or we give up the dumbest counter goal of all time
Watching Villa possess a team into the ground and show absolutely zero finishing ability We are so back
DAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
Graham Potter gonna be sacked in the morning eh
I've got no horse or anything in this Chelsea/West Ham match, but there's something about Cucurella's face that makes me want to see him punched in the mouth
Carly’s gone for the weekend so it’s a gym day, then nothing but soccer and professional wrestling for the next three days
Fran Brown has definitely found God in a Tullys platter of chicken fingers in the last year
It’s that time of year
Roman Anthony is pretty neat
Complaining about tradition then telling people you can pay for shitty MAGA burgers and fries with bitcoin 10/10 no notes, also fuck you
A bullet can’t stop a bull moose, but 7 Doritos locos tacos might
Ah yes, noted member of the resistance and not at all Nazi sympathizer...Cartman
Local Subways reporting a 400% increase in sales this afternoon
Rest in piss bitch
Stuck to the bottom of a Pringles can where you can't fit your hand all the way down to grab it
