Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.
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How about “liniment”.
Tell me I’m a hot grandma.
A heating pad built for two.
What if we kissed while soothing our old, sore muscles on the heating pad?
Missed that it was your birthday! Sounds like it was a great one. Hope that vibe continues through the year for you!
Hello, I would enjoy this death.
18yo is off again. Nice little visit.💗
I’m a real Dubai chocolate Labubu.
It’s using the 0.5 setting on your phone’s camera! My kids love doing that. Our holiday card two years ago was all photos on that setting.😂
WOULD
I just realized why I feel weird. It’s liminal space time. Transition periods in life always seem to come with that.
Entry to the party is a picture of your junk drawer.
It’s like me with notes apps.
I personally love an eclectic mix of art — that’s how our house is!
In breaking news, Pete is making us bulgogi burritos for lunch. A burrito for every meal!
Try it! I pretty much always have lemons around at least. A little frozen fruit makes it fancier. You can do cucumber slices too!
EW
While I don’t disagree, that definitely does not fix me.
It’s funny how adding a couple little fun things to water makes me want to drink it more.
Maybe this will fix me.
I’m sorry.😢 Hope it heals well and quickly.
Today feels like a sigh.
Love this dress!
Or have taken off for you…
Bras are awfully expensive for something you can’t wait to take off.
Touché.😂
Tim!! I wish.🥵
Truth hurts.
Candy corn tastes like melancholy and whites only drinking fountains
Belly full of breakfast burrito.
Hell yeah, Libra gang. I’m October, though.
Hope you have the best time!!
Thank you. Legit brought a couple tears up.💗
Everything you love or loved at some point ends. And that’s okay. It’s hard, but life continues and all of it informs and enriches who you are as you continue and emerge. Anyway, just reflecting some.
Six years ago today we closed down the shop that was a decade of our lives. Right after that I plunged into the depths of closing down a 19 year relationship/17 year marriage. Change and endings can be scary, but you make it through.
You’re welcome! Always love having you over.
It was so refreshing!
✅
That doesn’t mean he’s not a murderer.
Hell yeah.
He did not, but says he has already done some at the dorms!
I feel like this guy plays murderous hide-and-seek games or some shit here. Night vision goggle-ass wearing motherfucker.
He had THE BIGGEST smile walking up to the house. And he’s been home two hours and eaten leftover spaghetti and meatballs and a double from Winstead’s. Going to throw down some bulgogi tacos and ribs tonight too.😂
I am a very sexy lady, ngl.
That movie is whimsical af, and I will never stop loving it. It’s for us dreamers.
Today is the day Amelie’s life changed forever.
For real.
Yeah, it’s a shared driveway, so…😂
Power washing is so satisfying.
15yo: “Can we please get a power washer so I can power wash a dick onto the driveway?” If there was ever a doubt she is my child.🤷🏻♀️😂
It’s torture when I’m depressed, but amazing when not.
Cleaning house is one of the erotic arts.
Love!!
Mine is also my heart on my sleeve. The yellow of the radiating lines have faded terribly. I’ve signed notes/letters with this radiating heart since I was around 18. Always trying to spread a little love.
I like your heart. I have a different sewn one on my arm!
18yo coming back with my nephew for just a day.💗
It’s one with a bunch of herbs from TJs. Can’t remember what the made is, maybe a Gouda?
Here is a proper good morning.
😭😂
I wish Pete was here to lick the beater, but he went to the gym.
Butter gets me excited. I’m sorry.
🤣
It’s 🍑
🥵
I’m churnin my cream.
Sometimes when you pluck, they come back like a hydra with its head cut off — multiples. Just have to stay on top of that tweezer game.
About to churn my ice cream.
Spready and Boudoir were my first instinct, but I’m going Cheeky.
I love holding babies, and then handing them off to their parents absolutely never the fuck again. I’m three years away from all adult children.
Making an egg yolk base for homemade ice cream is worth it.
😍 I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Howdy.
LFG
Yes, please.
I’m so sorry, Phil. That’s really difficult.💗
Yeah, like, it sounds like a good list to be on. I’ll bake something that travels and send back.
Haha, I think you may have that word muted.😅
MA’AM Looking very, very respectfully.
It looks decadent.
🥵
I think it’s more of a ladler. Spigot would be cool, though.
We are making this tomorrow.
Bbq is definitely what we are known for, but there is so much more.
Ty Segall’s cover of “Every 1’s A Winner” sets me on fire, man. So damn good.
And I love getting recommendations for other cities here. I know most folks have excellent taste and generally know what’s happening in their part of the world.
I’m always recommending places in KC, but have never sat down and compiled a comprehensive list. Probably should do that.
Find yourself there someday for sure.
Seriously. And get the fries too! They are crinkle cut, which personally I am usually against, but they are very good.
Yes! Happy for you to have them!
Glad you did too! P.S. if you like tenderloins, you have to try the one at Kitty’s: three, thin, tempura-battered loins stacked on a bun with onion lettuce, pickle, and hot sauce. Fucking baller. Cash only!
*in Whatever
We had a blast there n July! Enjoy!
It ain’t a secret here!
Nah. Squishington’s in Lawrence!
Squishington’s in Lawrence!
I am…not a licorice person. My ex was very into salty licorice and it is decidedly not my thing.
So much more than fish — a whole world!
