michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
yup. one and the same.
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yup. one and the same.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
seriously. lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
kinda funny seeing kasie hunt suddenly discover that she IS a fucking 'journalist', and really SHOULD do 'journalism', instead of whatever the fuck she's been doing since jumping from MSNBC to CNN. #justintimehun
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
yes, governor... the USA has indeed lost ALL sense of sanity. completely. & a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago, at that.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
like... you can keep pretending the USA isn't on the verge of no longer existing as a democratic country (frankly, since citizen's united, it really isn't one, anymore, but i digress... ), or you can face the ugly goddamned fascist reality you're all marinading in with orange dumbfuck at the helm.π―πΊπΈ
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
conrad gets to use a word like antediluvian, because HE IS 'antediluvian', himself... he's counting on the fact that nobody spots the inherent irony whenever he drops it in a column... lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
a kidney transplant. not a heart transplant...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
they infantilized themselves, in service to all of the dark money now involved in politics, thnx to ciitzen's united...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
'despite the bagels'!? oh... my. #tabernac! lol i figured folks might take issue with me slagging the habs, but the BAGELS!!?? lol #jebesoinunaperitifmaintenant!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
fabulous bagels. better nightlife, & they USED TO HAVE A really good hockey team. lol ππ€ͺ
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
π€£π« π
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
enough with the rhetorical questions, already.... lol ππ€ͺ
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
you'd like montreal. #veryfewfascists #biensur!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
lol he strikes me as more of a pointless nothingburger that thiel projects his plans of world domination upon, and as probably a terrible lover. #stillworthitsaidpeter
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
correction: ABJECT dumbfuckery! that poor brainworm...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i see what you did there, coach. lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
and i will sell you cheap asparagus while you wait! ππ€ͺπ―
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
get fucking rid of them, NOW. that's how. have a leadership convention in both the senate AND the hosue, because they're BOTH absolutely fucking useless. write them a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER, telling them to fuck right off, today.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
correct.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
is ANYONE surprised that BIG BALLS (lol!) was after an underage 'date' for himself? i'm not, given the crowd he hangs with at work. what a bunch of fucking assholes every MAGAfuckingmoron truly is. do you really want THESE PEOPLE stopping you in the street and asking for 'your papers... please?'?
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i like it... very apt!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
1 small correction, oh, lord... many, many, MANY PEOPLE, are HOPING that the orange dumbfuck but teflon treason monkey, really IS dead!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
the delicate flower didn't like the sound of reality, apparently, and blocked me. that's fine, i DGAF about that, but she should REALLY read this, IF she still thinks the 26 midterms aren't gonna be a total fucking shitshow. get your heads out of the sand, folks: www.propublica.org/article/heat...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
with whittaker running point, we're gonna hear how ukraine fired deep welled porcelain toilets at novogrod and minsk, since matt has a warehouse in new jersey FULL of those things... that he's been trying to unload for 12 years.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
the fact that judges and prosecutors are ELECTED in the USA is absolutely fucking ridiculous. if you haven't figured this out by now, tonight would be a good time to pull your head out of your own ass... & see the light, as to WHY doing it that way is so incredibly dumb. seriously. think it thru
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
there's that, too...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
EXCELLENT emoji work! lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm canadian... and not in the states, so i have the benefit of 'distance' from it all, and have the objectivity that far too many americans lack, or choose to ignore. trump says what he says, and everyone laughs... 'oh, its just trump being trump'. well, time to wake the fuck up, frankly.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, it most certainly is.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
how do you show up to a canceled election? i like your attitude... but you ignore the ugly realities and uncomfortable truths at your peril. fuck what he says. are you watching what he's DOING!!?? i guess you missed how he put an election denier in charge of elections. honestly, the us is FUCKED.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
there aren't gonna be any midterms, and americans REALLY have to come to grips with that reality. trump will cancel them over some made up 'emergency'. he already said it in the campaign last year: 'just vote for me this one time, and you'll never have to vote again, we'll have it fixed so good' π« π
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
washington state
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
every politicians' career dies. it is literally unavoidable. what a ridiculous bitch that woman is. good fucking riddance...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
every politicians' career dies. join us tomorrow at a nearby cemetery, for some more information on this topic... won't you?
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
the level of damnage.... lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS... do the math, assholes. the USA is a joke. ESPECIALLY considering they CANNOT SHUT TF UOP about how they're the country 'built on the rule of law' lololololololololololololol 'tell us more of your wonderful but laughably obtuse at this point, origin stories.... won't you?'
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
donald trump is an emotionally stunted (at the schoolyard bully phase) narcissistic & fully delusional fascist asshole, who thinks everyone loves him, while in truth everyone thinks he's a massive fucking retard, & are just afraid of his ever-growing power to arrest them for nothing & send them to πΈπ»
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
good! lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
and still... people DON'T call them fascists. why is that? they act like project 2025 & the heritage foundation christofascist asshole network isn't a real thing. they ignore the larger picture of this obvious reality at their peril...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
think of it this way, coffee man... walter white opened a bakery. better? ππ€ͺπ«
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
BE BEST CLONE available now at select DC outlets. purchase using trump meme crypto, & get a second AI mel clone, FREE!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
well deserved. there's a reason @jamellebouie.net is my favourite NYT columnist... because he's the best one. kudos, good sir. #carryon! ππ« ππ― politicalsciencenow.com/jamelle-boui...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
what abject fucking hypocrites & crybaby assholes EVERY bloody republican wangtickler is, now. they are rejecting 45 years of strict GOP dogma in a heartbeat to socialize the economy, like the slippery, brazen criminals that they are. these people are the fucking WORST. the πΊπΈ is so over... #FIGHT
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
sometimes, the replies to comments from various lefties on here are just the absolute dumbest assortment of 'pushback' time wasting fucking nonsense... if you guys spent half as much time being productive as you do being butthurt over everything, you might actually GET somewhere in reversing it all
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
who said they all had to go to the capital? have you ever heard of shutting your own town down? YOU HAVE OPTIONS, YOU KNOW. jesus... use your heads, people. for fuck's sake...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i believe you are sadly correct. this is ALL heading for the rifle closet, if you ask me. what the πΊπΈ really needs right now is a 2 wk general strike where EVERYONE is in the streets, the way the π«π· are when they don't like a government policy or position. so far, not nearly enough people doing it.π―
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
gee, THAT seems relevant....
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i like medvedev - he ALWAYS gives good interview - but he really can be SUCH an asshat that 3rd set match point being a fine example of how medvedev behaved just absolutely ridiculously, & without an iota of class. it was stupid, & bonzi deserved to win #areyouamanheaskedtheumpire? #areYOUdaniil?
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
this one, i thought, really captured the vibe well... lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
i read it. it is nonsense.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
yes, the president, who had already authorized the dropping of little boy and fat man. your information is dubious & misleading. truman made the decision to drop the bombs on hiroshima & nagasaki. whatever you're pushing here is bunk. have a nice day. the US open's on, #andihavebetterthingstodo
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
ALL OF THEM!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
japan didn't agree to surrender until the second bomb was dropped on nagasaki. truman didn't stop it for a reason...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
neat article, but check the dates. hiroshima was bombed on august 6th, & nagasaki was bombed on august 9th. the letter in the piece is dated august 10th, 1945. do YOU see the problem, there? it also clearly states 'it is not to be released on japan without express authority of the president'. π―
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
4 people slagging you on bluesky is NOT 'the internet', you overblown fucking gasbag. geez... inflated opinion of yourself, much? lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
you are such a loser, dude... have fun with it. be the douche you always wanted to be. oh... wait, you ticked that box years ago. still douching strong... #waytogoyoufakerichcunt #diamondsupyourass
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
lol from the look of you, you ain't worth nothing, dude....
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
the 2 nukes were the 'negotiation'.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
well, i suppose, that in a way, one COULD claim that nuking hiroshima and nagasaki was a 'negotiation' on truman's part. a very effective one, at that. π but jd vance is still monumentally stupid, even for a fucking hillbilly.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
'endured himself to trump' are people using AI to 'write' skeets, now? lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
i was under the impression that roger knows donald trump personally... & has met him, many, many, times. lol you're a greasy slimy idiot, roger. and george is a very nice young man.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
too many people in the USA still don't understand what IS happening, & how much fucking power (& $!) these ICE goons now have, thnx to the big bootlicking bill they just passed people are going to be just 'disappeared'. very innocent people... this IS fascism & lawlessness bsky.app/profile/shel...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
see also, when it comes to the derp-laden cruelty inherent in fascist assholery... this is also why no tourists are coming to πΊπΈ anymore: because simply showing up at the border will get you arrested when they find an anti-trump meme on your phone. so they just don't come to visit anymore. #byeπ₯π«
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
you are watching the USA tear it's own brain out of it's head & stomp all over it with their clunky boots. this will not end well down there. it never does when a nation loses it's fucking mind & slides into the always derp-laden cruelty of fascist assholery. that country is lost, now. #sigh
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
you're not wrong... still!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
timbits on the south lawn will ALWAYS be better than fascist shenanigans. & timbits aren't even that good...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
fuck off you cunt.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
and it isn't because YOU have the sense to protest. no one's coming cuz they don't wanna end up in fucking el salvador for nothing. your country is going down the tubes in a hurry, & you're bitching about trolling when NO ONE IS TROLLING YOU. honestly...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
& btw, joe... in case you missed the point, no one's coming becasue everyone's getting fucked over by CBP and ICE as soon as they set foot on US soil. do you have any idea how many cdns have been detained just for traveling to the states? dozens. phone searches for anti-trump shit. #itsFASCISM
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
that's what you call 'trolling'. too many americans still need a fucking wake up call about what's going on. i mean, it was nice of you to buy an art kit, but wtf does that do for righting the ship in πΊπΈ? not a whole lot, unfortunately i'm sorry you're offended by the reality of it all. good luck
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
whatever. i said what i said. send me a mean meme & we can all move on.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
oh, give it up you pathetic dumbfuck. jfc.... #youpeople
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
she was CHARGED with 2 counts of perjury, but they were a separate case, so after they nailed her for 20 yrs in the can in the main case against her, the perjury charges were dropped to spare the victims having to testify a second time. thnx for your haughty indignation, though.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
tbh, the NYT is a little late to this story, though we do appreciate their concern... lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
that much we get... i too enjoy the USA. spent 10 years following the grateful dead around down there. but i haven't been there since about 97 or 98. it just gets weirder and dumber every year, somehow... so, you guys have a LOT of work to do to right the ship, & time's a wasting, presently.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry, but the second they quoted ross douthat, everybody lost interest... entirely. lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
never stop asking to see the epstein files, america... (photo by sam whitney, NYT)
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
why are all the 'religious leaders' child molesters? anyone have any thoughts on that? did it ever occur to anyone that they should STOP giving their children to jesus freak kooks? apparently, it did not... & around & around we all go, some more, with this nonsense
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
could you hear the incredible silence, followed by shouts of sheer joy, when it was announced that child molester james dobson died the other day? from the stories being told, dobson's 'focus on the family' efforts were centred ENTIRELY on the children. they say he liked 'em young. well, fuck him.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
see also... re the newly nazified USA on trump 2.0's watch: rosenbergm.substack.com/p/in-this-ve...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
CONservatives be like... & canada will be like, 'yeah... no', all over again with PeePee le puke. what a fucking idiot... good lord. i can see that alberta's already rubbing off on him. i also heard his wife is looking for a place to live... in MONTREAL! (isn't that where trudeau lives? lol π€£π)
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
a VERY different definition, at that!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
george, did i see you on tv pass by bolton's house this morning, briefly filming from the sidewalk, and then continuing on your way, ever so casually? coulda sworn that was you... lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
exactly. they're not all a poaragon of fitness... that's for fucking sure. lol #donutsareactuallyquitefattening lol
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
let's just say that travel to the US from canada is down about 96% right now. nobody's coming anymore since y'all elected that orange nazi POS again & he threatened canada directly -- & all those US hosted world cup games next year are gonna look awfully stupid being 3/4s empty on tv... buh byeπ€ͺ
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social)
these nazified ICE assholes are gonna get the civil war they want, soon enough, the way they're going about things. do they still think only republicans buy guns? lol i can also see there's no fitness requirement to become an ICE nazi. some of those boys are FAT AF. good luck, america...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
they're all too fucking stupid to understand the simple differences between capitalism, socialism, communism, and and realism....
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
fuck off you stupid cunt.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
is THIS what you call 'correcting an error'? these nazi ICE cunts are so out of bounds it is fucking ridiculous. for a country 'built on the rule of law' (LOL!), the USA sure is a shithole country with no laws at all that aren't approved by el jefe, the orange shitstain in chief.
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
he may get 72 hours with his family before ICE scoops him up again like the useless, criminal, masked cunts they all are in trump's gestapo. what a fucking joke america is, now that they've become fully fascist, in his eye...
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
where were YOU born, person with a dodgy sounding foreign name? and what do YOU weigh?
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
good call. first time i watched it it was muted... lol #WHOP!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
that is some SERIOUSLY good form on the descent, with all four flippers arranged 'just so'. clearly, that was NOT that critter's first rodeo on the medium height diving board. i wanna see what he can do from the high tower!
michael scrivener (@scrivto.bsky.social) reply parent
waj, i've got a bunch of gift links left to use... here's a freebie so everyone can read it. cheers. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Mark Hamill (@markhamillofficial.bsky.social) reposted
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