Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ♍️👹 #HailYourself
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🚨 Tomorrow is DAY 1 of the Trump / Kehoe redistricting takeover. This is straight-up gerrymandering — silencing Black & brown voices with the same racist redlining tactics. The GOP is waging war on working-class people. But let’s be clear KC, we fight back. ✊🏾
My cat doesn’t care that I’m sobbing quietly to myself, it’s his breakfast time
We can rebuild!!
RIP YOU
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I fell for the oldest trick in the book and went up to a strangers car to pet their dog, this skeet is my proof of life.. I was not kidnapped
Gotta love getting chores done tho!! Also I wanna pet that kittyyyy
My winnings at the children’s casino. The ticket/prize counter dude gave me double what I could actually afford 💚
Have you been inside of one recently?? Because I’m inside one and it’s pretty sticky
I’m in the parking lot of the Chuck E Cheese and I’ve never been so scared
About to weekend so hard.
Witness my sandwhich with all of your senses
This is actually worse than Funky Town.
Had I have known sooner the event was going to be there I wouldn’t have agreed to go 😂
Was about to hop in the shower to get ready for a bday event later tonight, and was informed that the party is at a Chuck E. Cheese…I guess I’m showering twice today 🥴
Happpy birthday you gorgeous gorgeous gal!!!!! I hope the royals win and you are spoiled by all your favorite people and strangers on the internet, because you deserve it alllll!! So much love to you my fellow Virgo 💖💖💖
Right!!! and I think it would have been a great challenge for me to pick up all the pieces and sort them/put them all together.
I just realized I’ve been driving around with like 10 unsecured puzzles in my back seat…would have been hilarious if they would have opened and scattered around my car hitting the breaks or making a hard turn…yall can assume I drive like a maniac
Oooh I love it! Took me a second to actually read the band name tho, I’m pretty not smart 😂
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An embroidery account making and sharing AI generated art??? Smashed that unfollow button sooo fast 🥴
It looks great!! 🔥
Bahaha and of course in classic me fashion I didn’t even notice 🤪
Thank you, Taco 🥹 I hope you doing your best to take care of yourself also!
At least the weather is nice and I can’t enjoy my after work joint on the porch instead of my garage
I’ve been mentally exhausted lately, not enough time in the day for everything and when I do have time I want to just sit and stare at the wall.
One of my coworkers recently visited South Korea and sent me faces masks, I think I’ll try one out tonight! 🧖♀️
Got up early and was the office by 6:30, then had a conference from 9-4, followed by a happy hour/dinner at Q39. It’s been a long day; I’m feeling fat and sassy and can’t wait to wash my faceeee
Okay free and unlimited snacks and drinks (w/ select beer), not terrible! 🤪
Hahah i told my boss it was giving ✨poor✨
Idk?? Section 323, I’ve had better 😂
Ooog what section are you in?? I think I’m in 323
Nooo, and I’m feeling bratty about it 😤
I also hate Pete, but he will not be in attendance tonight
I’m going to melt 🫠
I am 😅
I work for a Rickett and they’re in town 😅
I’m crying bc it’s gonna be soooo hot 🥵I hate the heat
Going to a Royals game tonight with a member if the family that owns the cubs…and they didn’t get a suite 😭
Thank you!!! 😊 I have a friend who just moved to the KC area and this is part of a lil house warming gift for her. 💖
I can’t just send this in a DM to @missroyalkcof.bsky.social so everyone gets to see my current WIP Chappell Roan themed chip clips.
Awe shuckssss!! And hey I miss youuu why has it been forever since we’ve hung out 😭
This is only for people who didn’t get to see meeeee! Jkjk 💛
I was blessed by Lady Luck this weekend on my thrifting adventures, some of yall saw me IRL Saturday but for those who didn’t here is one of my favorite tops I thrifted! 🌼
I think it would be so funny to wear a $uicideBoys shirt to my parents house
The results are in, I’m a Virgo
Virgo szn about to open up, everyone remember to send love to your favorite neurotic perfectionist control freak in your life!
TACOS
what gif pops up when u type your name?
I love Channel 5 news!!!
Catching up on the Hunter Biden interviews that Channel 5 News did, and I’m honestly a big fan of the dude. (Didn’t really have an opinion before)
Anything naturally occurring orange/green is acceptable. This other shit (and it is absolute shit) is puke inducing
Hahah my hate is being directed at TSw!ft, the pumpkins get a small (🤏) pass.
Ewwwie what even is that 🥴
Orange and green are literally the ugliest two colors together
Omg I love Else Where, but I didn’t know they had tinctures for PMS. I need to go in and ask the gals about thisss! Thank you 🥹
Being off birth control for 2 years really hasn’t changed much for me day to day…but man do I get extremely depressed right around my period. I thought it would go away as my body adjusted but I guess not.
Over the hole
My friend owns a bodega in NYC and I have pre-ordered all the news papers with headlines when it finally happens. Just ✨manifesting✨
Is it a bad idea to shampoo my carpets in the summer?? Is my house about to be a humid hell hole…only one way to find out!
That is 100% how I use this app, this is just a giant platform for group chats
I came across the “Diary of Ellen Rimbauer : My Life at Rose Red” last weekend…read it, loved it, and now I’m itching to rewatch Rose Red with all my new knowledge of the back story
Girl, thank youuu!! 💖
d’awe! Thank you 🥰
You’re welcome!
About the be the hottest person at Lowe’s
Hey booskies, I got my hair dyed yesterday and I’m vibing with the new Glass Animals single “Vampire Bat” and thought you should know
Nooo! I have a link that is still active maybe you can use it??
I got an email yesterday and purchased tickets today!
Welp, I guess I’m seeing Chappell Roan both nights!! 💖🦄🪄🪩💃
Don’t do itttt
You’re about to be someone’s favorite coworker for all eternity!!!
Just a lil brag but my coworker got me and her tickets to see Chappell Roan in October 💗 she told me on a team wide call and I almost blacked out
I WASSSS! It’s my fave lil spot!
Referring to the sushi menu reel playing as the feature film of the evening
Sorry but we can only light the Rot in Hell Gov. Parson candle with the SLUT lighter…it’s a house rule.
Seriously!!! (I got a ticket for doing it once so I’ve been lectured about not doing it anymore but it’s a natural reaction for me 😅)
I did it again (🖕) and how i am being threatened me with Greek food 😭 (I like Greek but I’ve not been in the mood lately the sushi restaurant was closed)
“That’s it’s we’re going to Wingstop, I’m tired of you flipping off cops”
Exactly!! The ad was yucky, but the entire thing is being blown way out of proportion…there are bigger issues
Come for me all you want, but I would rather shop at American Eagle than SHEIN. All of my AE denim has upheld its quality for 5-10+ years and I have never paid more than $60 for a pair of jeans/shorts (i exclusively wear AE now bc of the price and quality, again fight me about it).
I’m getting sushi for lunch and seeing I Know What You Did Last Summer today, then I’m definitely gonna need a nap by the pool!
lol my friends mom*** I don’t talk to my mom enough to know her friends, and honestly I don’t think she has any
Oooof, my mom’s friend just recommended this show to me…gonna read up on who this Gaiman is but I guess now I’ll just say no thanks
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Right there with you, I made chili last week because the yearn for soup season is strong.
Kansas City please spend some time outside today if you get the chance, it’s beautiful outside for August
Hahaha I’m a dumb girl so I was like oh shit is my grammar fucked up AGAIN
What is the difference?!? (But-yes!)
If someone went up there they probably sweated the nail off
RESTOCK IS 8/15 my sadness is less
Galll these are so gorgeous!! I am obsessed 😍 🤩
The saddest!!! Thought I preordered the new right as rain candle, turns out I didn’t order it at all 💀
This is an absolute tragedy
I checked my email to see when the candles I ordered would ship….apparently I never ordered them and the candle I wanted is sold out 😭
I agree with this so much that my master bath is currently sea foam green?
Omg I love this vibe, especially with the white tiles
Check me secretly looking at paint colors, send me your faves if you have something you love for a bathroom.
Ready for this hellish work week to be over…I’m going full nonverbal tonight with my headphones and a puzzle bc my brain is FRIED *sssSSsssSss*
