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Seaton Quaker

@seatonquaker.bsky.social

Wednesday’s child is full of woe. Less than perfect…

created December 27, 2023

2 followers 6 following 91 posts

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Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Try police dog handling. Very similar or so I’m told 🤞🏼

2/9/2025, 11:27:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some has just bought the new Viz profanisaurus I see.

2/9/2025, 11:25:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Said by most premier league footballers.

28/8/2025, 12:43:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You should have asked to be ‘flippered’ off in return.

25/8/2025, 4:57:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s going to fly over so many heads.

24/8/2025, 1:02:56 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

An alternative view of a similar phenomenon.

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22/8/2025, 10:28:30 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This her?

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21/8/2025, 1:28:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 10:57:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So wrong. The pop stuff seemed to morph into Phil Collins solo career.

11/8/2025, 12:05:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aerodynamic submarine 🤔

2/8/2025, 2:35:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you’ll find they prefer the term American.

29/7/2025, 9:34:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/7/2025, 10:08:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes but occasionally you get this.

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23/7/2025, 9:11:23 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Schoolboys channelling Derek & Clive.

13/7/2025, 10:45:47 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unnecessary use of the word ’food’ there.

10/7/2025, 4:04:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brew is the correct term. Who says steep FFS?

10/7/2025, 4:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slow? It was turgid to the extreme. Then we watched The Brutalist. International standard turgid.

8/7/2025, 6:11:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bloody Americans.

5/7/2025, 8:09:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t touch any door knobs.

2/7/2025, 8:10:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shitzu no doubt.

23/6/2025, 8:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best of both worlds 🤔

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14/6/2025, 4:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been nine years mate…

8/6/2025, 10:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Look at my barking spider would be funnier.

5/6/2025, 7:26:51 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One for the teenagers in the room.

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3/6/2025, 6:52:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Americans all the time. Don’t know how they function as humans.

3/6/2025, 10:57:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bradley Walsh it is then.

3/6/2025, 10:56:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruined the idea with the very last word. So close yet so far.

2/6/2025, 7:08:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moby Dick. Thar’ she blows.

1/6/2025, 5:25:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

And your point is?

31/5/2025, 6:21:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

The last thing we need is all out nuclear war. A few bulbs here and there is nothing.

31/5/2025, 6:20:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

The ghost of a true swordsman say hello.

31/5/2025, 6:17:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Just call it a yacht.

26/5/2025, 5:47:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember where ever you go… there you are.

24/5/2025, 8:57:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s a matter of taste I suppose.

22/5/2025, 8:56:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Labour have a plan to fill them. It’s called doing fuck-all.

22/5/2025, 8:47:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mimsy is a much underused word.

22/5/2025, 5:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the look of nonces. Well one particular ’strain’ of them at least.

21/5/2025, 6:55:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a result of or for?

19/5/2025, 10:46:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

I love the smell of Tadcaster in the morning. There you go fixed it 👍🏻

11/5/2025, 11:13:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One for the teenagers in the room.

10/5/2025, 10:11:13 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s either President Dump or JD Pants. Take your pick 🤔

10/5/2025, 10:09:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Traitor!

8/5/2025, 9:05:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I stopped buying at £3.50.

8/5/2025, 4:45:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Right up there with wine buffs.

7/5/2025, 9:00:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Tell me about it…

6/5/2025, 11:36:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Turgid American wank.

5/5/2025, 11:18:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being on social media isn’t compulsory you know.

4/5/2025, 4:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

As you do…

4/5/2025, 1:28:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Norman Stanley Fletcher

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2/5/2025, 11:22:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bloke’s dog no doubt 🤔

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2/5/2025, 9:08:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

This you?

2/5/2025, 9:01:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

A crockery rotation system is a norm in all households surely.

30/4/2025, 10:11:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The FIFA of it’s day though.

29/4/2025, 5:02:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The least of his crimes.

28/4/2025, 11:45:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Which eye? Brown eye?

23/4/2025, 2:43:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Used to be standard practice in parts of Bishop Auckland.

22/4/2025, 12:07:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/4/2025, 1:29:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m sure the punters in there would be grateful for the fact you didn’t go in. Win win 👍🏻

18/4/2025, 3:57:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perquisite.

18/4/2025, 1:08:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

And stop saying‘guys’ every fifth word.

16/4/2025, 8:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one likes a big head.

13/4/2025, 10:29:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would be nice if they could.

11/4/2025, 1:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It to help slow Americans understand what the fuck is happening.

10/4/2025, 11:09:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to it.

7/4/2025, 7:00:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/4/2025, 4:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Other browsers are available that do exactly that. Or so I’m told.

30/3/2025, 11:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Just draw a cock ‘n balls like a normal person.

30/3/2025, 6:09:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Only seasoned fessholers will get this.

28/3/2025, 11:29:16 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/3/2025, 2:48:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or a ricochet off the windscreen.

26/3/2025, 8:32:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My friend wants to know where at?

26/3/2025, 8:24:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s another crass American idea invading our country.

26/3/2025, 8:19:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/3/2025, 8:18:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nonce

22/3/2025, 11:59:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you’ll find ‘arsehole’ is the correct spelling.

16/3/2025, 12:55:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seaton Quaker (@seatonquaker.bsky.social) reply parent

Why wait for the revolution?

15/3/2025, 9:36:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This bloke seems to have gotten more than his fair share.

21/2/2025, 12:36:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/2/2025, 2:32:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/2/2025, 8:29:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This you?

13/2/2025, 5:32:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/2/2025, 9:00:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/2/2025, 7:14:29 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s to cater for thickos, or Americans as they like to be called.

8/2/2025, 5:25:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been 8 1/2 years mate.

7/2/2025, 9:40:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A look adopted by groomers from what I’ve seen in the news.

7/2/2025, 3:25:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good point.

7/2/2025, 3:14:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Must be a yank mixing could and couldn’t up as usual.

7/2/2025, 12:17:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worth watching just to listen to Greenslade’s excellent music.

6/2/2025, 9:00:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As tonight’s episode proves.

30/1/2025, 9:33:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strange woman.

23/1/2025, 11:05:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This you?

23/1/2025, 12:27:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view