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Julie VouzCoucher

@section331.bsky.social

EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle and co-Maple Grove shenanigans starter, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua friendly. Probably a witch. Definitely poor. I'm not gonna read your book.

created March 7, 2024

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Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I miss my mother every damn day, but I'm so glad she's not around to see what Heroin Harry is doing to our healthcare system. She was a pediatric nurse and would be heartbroken.

18/9/2025, 10:17:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

That Hapsburg jaw on Miller though

18/9/2025, 10:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Their BOUNDARIES? "Cynthia Lummis is more than happy to wipe her ass with the Constitution". Fixed it.

18/9/2025, 10:07:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Fallon needs to be exposed to this gif for the rest of his life.

18/9/2025, 5:44:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

If Republicans are not nazis, then they need to stop doing nazi shit, DICK. Grow a fucking backbone and miss us with this bullshit.

18/9/2025, 5:39:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

The way my jaw isn't dropping at this revelation.

18/9/2025, 5:35:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy eating that nazi ass.

18/9/2025, 12:06:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Not a drag queen. Not a trans person.

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18/9/2025, 3:34:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Graffiti artists, you have one job...

18/9/2025, 3:03:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture StuckInRedMO (@ktc2.bsky.social) reposted

Sounds like here.

18/9/2025, 2:35:27 AM | 45 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ⛥B̸̢̢̪̤̼̰͇̂̾̑͑̅̈́̓͊͝en 𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖟𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑 Selwood⛧ (@mrbartzabel.bsky.social) reposted

In case you need a lil timeline cleanse, here is Britains last attempt at fascism, getting twatted in the face with a brick at one of his rallies. I'm not a massive traditionalist really, but I *would* support bringing back this fine example of British pageantry👌🏽👌🏽 #Antifa #fascistsout #politics

Oswald Moseley being hit in the face with a brick.
17/9/2025, 8:37:55 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

The Trump kids must be absolutely elated.

17/9/2025, 4:09:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

I just about DIED when I opened the article- it's not the Onion...

17/9/2025, 2:31:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Absolutely useless. They have failed at every turn.

17/9/2025, 2:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

What the hell is going on

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17/9/2025, 2:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Oh goody. More conservative bullshit cosplaying as democracy. 🙄

17/9/2025, 1:59:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

It's fuckin' choice, excellent work by OP.

17/9/2025, 1:09:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Welp

17/9/2025, 1:04:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

😂😂😂 OMG

17/9/2025, 1:03:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Where the fuck is this man's not-white wife? Is she ok with this? Does she think she'll be safe?

15/9/2025, 8:19:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Really wondering when we're going to start seeing hate speech as the incitement to violence it has always been and continues to be.

15/9/2025, 8:17:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

LIES. Use the word LIES, you stupid motherfuckers oh my fucking GOD what is wrong with you people?!!

15/9/2025, 8:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted

Delete Twitter. Defund Musk.

15/9/2025, 5:36:26 AM | 340 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julia Métraux (@juliametraux.bsky.social) reposted

OK folks. The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices is meeting on Friday to discuss Covid vaccines. If it is possible, I do recommend getting a Covid vaccine before then. I know due to out of pocket costs and prescription requirements in some states it is easier said then done.

15/9/2025, 2:23:56 AM | 377 167 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Felipe De La Hoz (@felipedlh.bsky.social) reposted

I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely

15/9/2025, 2:28:52 AM | 4704 1565 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

The international community should divest from the US as soon as possible because that and violence are the only two languages these people understand.

15/9/2025, 5:23:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

If you need a distraction, The Wild Robot is excellent.

15/9/2025, 1:06:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

If anyone knows what "cringe idiocy" is, it's Elon Musk.

14/9/2025, 10:18:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

You guys. The radio boys are BESIDE THEMSELVES right now. 😂⚾️💙

14/9/2025, 9:29:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Wooooooo woooowooowoooooooooo! #Mariners

14/9/2025, 9:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Marinerrrrrsssss!

14/9/2025, 9:26:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Watching highlights of last nights Mariners game, and the camera pans to a woman with a Mrs Roper style costume on after the last strike. Me: "What's up with that?" Partner: "That was the Etsy witch."

14/9/2025, 5:34:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Bad faith bullshit. Go fix yourself.

14/9/2025, 5:31:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

My head and brain both hurt. A lot.

14/9/2025, 8:25:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

*insert Rangers "squirt" headline*

A group of pokemon acknowledging the Mariners win streak.
14/9/2025, 6:17:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Gracias. Stay safe. ❤️

13/9/2025, 5:10:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahahahaha wow. Fuckin' woooooow. 😂

13/9/2025, 6:26:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

😂 This fucking rules.

13/9/2025, 6:24:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

"Can't even fight sleep" OH MY GOOOOOOOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

13/9/2025, 5:55:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I consolidated debt way before the election and part of that was the balance on my Target CC, which I then also closed. I'd been there once or twice after that and then after they decided it was OK to have discriminatory hiring practices, that pretty much ended it. Burn it all down.

13/9/2025, 5:52:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

And with this, I'm done. He is not at all worth the time or energy I've put into talking about him, and his death will be completely forgotten by the public by the time Halloween rolls around. I have better things to do with my life, personally. Leave this turd in the field where it belongs.

13/9/2025, 5:25:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

$10 says she sent that "email" to herself too. These people are a fucking joke.

13/9/2025, 5:19:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

The Red Sox wearing green jerseys is just silly.

13/9/2025, 5:17:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Watching live Irish music and the Mariners game at the same time is nice. This week has been a shitfire in multiple ways. I am literally experiencing vertigo from the level of stress.

13/9/2025, 4:22:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

MARINERS!

13/9/2025, 4:17:46 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I don't know who the fuck David Brooks is, and we're gonna keep it that way.

13/9/2025, 3:05:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

This may be the most hilarious thing to come of this shituation.

13/9/2025, 2:45:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

kirk was killed by a dropout engineering student afflicted by brainrot but to the free press that is no reason not to slander the nation’s institutions of higher education

12/9/2025, 10:34:56 PM | 4548 480 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Are y'all ok over there? 🥴

12/9/2025, 11:47:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I honestly do not believe they make up as much of the US population as bot farms would have us all believe, either.

12/9/2025, 11:44:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

And by the end of October, Kirk's death will be a footnote.

12/9/2025, 10:50:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zoë “cucumber richard” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted

God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.

12/9/2025, 4:23:22 PM | 5199 1404 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Why does this dude look like you can open his skull with a churchkey?

11/9/2025, 11:28:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

*curtsies* THANK YOU, Craig. 🥰

11/9/2025, 11:25:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

We'll be fighting in parking lots over the last can of chickpeas by November.

11/9/2025, 11:25:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Legit thought it was in a vending machine. Also, plot twist, they only have room for one book and someone buys one daily, it's flying off the shelf.

11/9/2025, 11:23:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

11/9/2025, 11:23:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Brazilians handle their fascist shit the correct way.

11/9/2025, 11:22:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Debating asking the owner of my local, who is from Belfast, what he thinks of Kneecap. Also thinking either a) maybe he doesn't know who they are, and b) I am going to find out a LOT more about Irish politics than I have previously known. BF should be along to rescue me from myself shortly.

11/9/2025, 11:21:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah- that much I remember- was watching Blitzer hide under a desk when I was in college. I was involved in Amnesty Int when Inwas jn my teens, then college and life took over, then 9/11, and I've been paying attention ever since. The 90s were a non-political time for me, aside from gay rights.

11/9/2025, 9:40:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Me: *plugs BT earphones into laptop to charge* Laptop, two hours later: "THE DEVICE IS NOT RECOGNIZED" Guys, I don't know what we'd all do without technology. 🥴

11/9/2025, 8:05:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Continue insisting he is. That's all they have.

11/9/2025, 8:02:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

How does one become a "former proud boy leader". Like, how fucking bad are you at racism that it's not your job anymore? Losers. 😂

11/9/2025, 8:02:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 54. I was just very very busy at that time in my life and wasn't paying much attention to politics. But I very believe you. It's gotten so much exponentially worse.

11/9/2025, 8:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

At the very least, "journalists" should be put in quotes. They lost that privilege back in 2015.

11/9/2025, 7:56:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

11/9/2025, 7:52:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg thank you. Yes absolutely

11/9/2025, 7:49:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Curse a) my pending unemployment and needing to care about money, and b) this time of year and this Mariners team because I reeeeaaaally want to go to a game in Spirit Halloween witch drag.

11/9/2025, 7:02:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! ❤️

11/9/2025, 5:56:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

How the fuck are we engraving 11 letters on a bullet, let alone "ideology" about that 11 letter word?! Give me a fucking break (also Evan is right, they're CLEARLY making shit up now I hate it here)

11/9/2025, 5:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Complexity doesn't get clicks or sell ads. Complexity doesn't cause automatic rage. Complexity -and nuance- do not feed the machine.

11/9/2025, 5:20:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Yiiiiikes

11/9/2025, 3:33:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Insomnia truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Guess I had it too good getting actual sleep the last three nights. How very dare I? 🥴

11/9/2025, 9:05:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

In the middle of the Charlie Kirk assassination US Trump Republicans were busy blocking the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.

11/9/2025, 7:56:54 AM | 1896 725 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

lolwut

11/9/2025, 7:59:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL this is satire, right? Since y'all have done literally nothing to keep people from having violence directed at them here? It's satire! Right?

11/9/2025, 7:57:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not even that- like, WHY are the Yankees doing that shit? It has nothing to do with NYC or baseball. But yeah, boomers gonna boom, clearly.

11/9/2025, 7:55:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

😞

11/9/2025, 7:54:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

$10 says they never catch anyone, ever.

11/9/2025, 7:44:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Oh goody, @safety.bsky.app is both sidesing fascism. Fucking stellar. Just great, GREAT work, y'all.

11/9/2025, 7:39:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

What in the fuuuuucking fuck

11/9/2025, 7:35:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I love that the Etsy witch - which wasn't even a thing a guy did - is now something we're all doing. 😆

11/9/2025, 5:31:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

⚾️💙

11/9/2025, 5:28:28 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Very, very tired of being told that someone who actively lobbied for public murder, spoke nothing but bigotry and whose last word was "violence" just had a "difference of opinion" from mine. Fuck you.

11/9/2025, 4:44:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

I didn't think many people had seen The Guardians of Ga'Hoole, but 30 Rock references it several times in a single episode, so now I'm wondering if I'm the only person who liked it. I mean, it was literally Watership Dark Crystal Down with owls, but I genuinely enjoyed it.

11/9/2025, 3:05:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

The way I just CACKLED 😂

11/9/2025, 3:02:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

11/9/2025, 12:55:19 AM | 19833 6007 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

I do the same thing when I have to give my phone number to the lady at Ulta, so I totally get it.

11/9/2025, 2:59:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pyramid Chad (@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online) reposted

Charlie Kirk referred to Aaron Bushnell as "Colonel Crispy" when covering the story of his suicide in protest but you have to be very respectful about Charlie Kirk's death for some reason.

11/9/2025, 1:22:04 AM | 329 91 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted

Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.

11/9/2025, 1:44:06 AM | 831 75 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

OH NO BRITTNEY

11/9/2025, 1:21:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

While he was answering a question about...gun violence.

10/9/2025, 10:46:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't remember who it was now, but I do remember finding out the hard way. In retrospect I probably should have known better- small town sports and the people involved were what kept me away from professional anything for literally two decades.

10/9/2025, 10:45:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

You look Latino. You speak Spanish. You work hard. That’s now probable cause. www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...

10/9/2025, 10:31:49 PM | 897 336 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a huge reason I don't follow sports people unless I know they’re correct already. :/

10/9/2025, 10:42:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted

Does America care about these kids? Will tears be shed in Washington D.C. for them? Will people even know their names?

10/9/2025, 10:27:16 PM | 3362 1078 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Charlie Kirk's existence was a troubling sign of the erosion of civil discourse in our country. "We already have the right to healthcare. It's called owning a gun." - Charlie Kirk

10/9/2025, 10:06:57 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent

Well then.

10/9/2025, 10:05:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kousen (@kousenzephyr.bsky.social) reposted

Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.

10/9/2025, 8:17:31 AM | 9640 8632 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)

Wherein we find out that Elon Musk doesn't understand satire...

10/9/2025, 8:32:53 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view