Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I miss my mother every damn day, but I'm so glad she's not around to see what Heroin Harry is doing to our healthcare system. She was a pediatric nurse and would be heartbroken.
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle and co-Maple Grove shenanigans starter, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua friendly. Probably a witch. Definitely poor. I'm not gonna read your book.
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I miss my mother every damn day, but I'm so glad she's not around to see what Heroin Harry is doing to our healthcare system. She was a pediatric nurse and would be heartbroken.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
That Hapsburg jaw on Miller though
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Their BOUNDARIES? "Cynthia Lummis is more than happy to wipe her ass with the Constitution". Fixed it.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Fallon needs to be exposed to this gif for the rest of his life.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
If Republicans are not nazis, then they need to stop doing nazi shit, DICK. Grow a fucking backbone and miss us with this bullshit.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
The way my jaw isn't dropping at this revelation.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Enjoy eating that nazi ass.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Graffiti artists, you have one job...
StuckInRedMO (@ktc2.bsky.social) reposted
Sounds like here.
⛥B̸̢̢̪̤̼̰͇̂̾̑͑̅̈́̓͊͝en 𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖟𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑 Selwood⛧ (@mrbartzabel.bsky.social) reposted
In case you need a lil timeline cleanse, here is Britains last attempt at fascism, getting twatted in the face with a brick at one of his rallies. I'm not a massive traditionalist really, but I *would* support bringing back this fine example of British pageantry👌🏽👌🏽 #Antifa #fascistsout #politics
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
The Trump kids must be absolutely elated.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
I just about DIED when I opened the article- it's not the Onion...
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Absolutely useless. They have failed at every turn.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Oh goody. More conservative bullshit cosplaying as democracy. 🙄
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
It's fuckin' choice, excellent work by OP.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Welp
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
😂😂😂 OMG
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Where the fuck is this man's not-white wife? Is she ok with this? Does she think she'll be safe?
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Really wondering when we're going to start seeing hate speech as the incitement to violence it has always been and continues to be.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
LIES. Use the word LIES, you stupid motherfuckers oh my fucking GOD what is wrong with you people?!!
Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted
Delete Twitter. Defund Musk.
Julia Métraux (@juliametraux.bsky.social) reposted
OK folks. The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices is meeting on Friday to discuss Covid vaccines. If it is possible, I do recommend getting a Covid vaccine before then. I know due to out of pocket costs and prescription requirements in some states it is easier said then done.
Felipe De La Hoz (@felipedlh.bsky.social) reposted
I hope people understand that the anomaly here aren’t the conditions—the conditions are very typical—the anomaly is that they put a number of documented workers from a high-income country in those conditions. This is how people are treated in custody routinely
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
The international community should divest from the US as soon as possible because that and violence are the only two languages these people understand.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
If you need a distraction, The Wild Robot is excellent.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
If anyone knows what "cringe idiocy" is, it's Elon Musk.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
You guys. The radio boys are BESIDE THEMSELVES right now. 😂⚾️💙
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Wooooooo woooowooowoooooooooo! #Mariners
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Marinerrrrrsssss!
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Watching highlights of last nights Mariners game, and the camera pans to a woman with a Mrs Roper style costume on after the last strike. Me: "What's up with that?" Partner: "That was the Etsy witch."
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Bad faith bullshit. Go fix yourself.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
My head and brain both hurt. A lot.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Gracias. Stay safe. ❤️
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Hahahahaha wow. Fuckin' woooooow. 😂
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
😂 This fucking rules.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
"Can't even fight sleep" OH MY GOOOOOOOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I consolidated debt way before the election and part of that was the balance on my Target CC, which I then also closed. I'd been there once or twice after that and then after they decided it was OK to have discriminatory hiring practices, that pretty much ended it. Burn it all down.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
And with this, I'm done. He is not at all worth the time or energy I've put into talking about him, and his death will be completely forgotten by the public by the time Halloween rolls around. I have better things to do with my life, personally. Leave this turd in the field where it belongs.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
$10 says she sent that "email" to herself too. These people are a fucking joke.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
The Red Sox wearing green jerseys is just silly.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Watching live Irish music and the Mariners game at the same time is nice. This week has been a shitfire in multiple ways. I am literally experiencing vertigo from the level of stress.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
MARINERS!
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I don't know who the fuck David Brooks is, and we're gonna keep it that way.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
This may be the most hilarious thing to come of this shituation.
jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent
kirk was killed by a dropout engineering student afflicted by brainrot but to the free press that is no reason not to slander the nation’s institutions of higher education
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Are y'all ok over there? 🥴
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I honestly do not believe they make up as much of the US population as bot farms would have us all believe, either.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
And by the end of October, Kirk's death will be a footnote.
Zoë “cucumber richard” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) reposted
God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Why does this dude look like you can open his skull with a churchkey?
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
*curtsies* THANK YOU, Craig. 🥰
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
We'll be fighting in parking lots over the last can of chickpeas by November.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Legit thought it was in a vending machine. Also, plot twist, they only have room for one book and someone buys one daily, it's flying off the shelf.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
😂
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Brazilians handle their fascist shit the correct way.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Debating asking the owner of my local, who is from Belfast, what he thinks of Kneecap. Also thinking either a) maybe he doesn't know who they are, and b) I am going to find out a LOT more about Irish politics than I have previously known. BF should be along to rescue me from myself shortly.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah- that much I remember- was watching Blitzer hide under a desk when I was in college. I was involved in Amnesty Int when Inwas jn my teens, then college and life took over, then 9/11, and I've been paying attention ever since. The 90s were a non-political time for me, aside from gay rights.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Me: *plugs BT earphones into laptop to charge* Laptop, two hours later: "THE DEVICE IS NOT RECOGNIZED" Guys, I don't know what we'd all do without technology. 🥴
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Continue insisting he is. That's all they have.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
How does one become a "former proud boy leader". Like, how fucking bad are you at racism that it's not your job anymore? Losers. 😂
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 54. I was just very very busy at that time in my life and wasn't paying much attention to politics. But I very believe you. It's gotten so much exponentially worse.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
At the very least, "journalists" should be put in quotes. They lost that privilege back in 2015.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg thank you. Yes absolutely
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Curse a) my pending unemployment and needing to care about money, and b) this time of year and this Mariners team because I reeeeaaaally want to go to a game in Spirit Halloween witch drag.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no! ❤️
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
How the fuck are we engraving 11 letters on a bullet, let alone "ideology" about that 11 letter word?! Give me a fucking break (also Evan is right, they're CLEARLY making shit up now I hate it here)
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Complexity doesn't get clicks or sell ads. Complexity doesn't cause automatic rage. Complexity -and nuance- do not feed the machine.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Yiiiiikes
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Insomnia truly is the gift that keeps on giving. Guess I had it too good getting actual sleep the last three nights. How very dare I? 🥴
Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted
In the middle of the Charlie Kirk assassination US Trump Republicans were busy blocking the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
lolwut
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL this is satire, right? Since y'all have done literally nothing to keep people from having violence directed at them here? It's satire! Right?
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not even that- like, WHY are the Yankees doing that shit? It has nothing to do with NYC or baseball. But yeah, boomers gonna boom, clearly.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
😞
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
$10 says they never catch anyone, ever.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Oh goody, @safety.bsky.app is both sidesing fascism. Fucking stellar. Just great, GREAT work, y'all.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
What in the fuuuuucking fuck
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I love that the Etsy witch - which wasn't even a thing a guy did - is now something we're all doing. 😆
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
⚾️💙
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Very, very tired of being told that someone who actively lobbied for public murder, spoke nothing but bigotry and whose last word was "violence" just had a "difference of opinion" from mine. Fuck you.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
I didn't think many people had seen The Guardians of Ga'Hoole, but 30 Rock references it several times in a single episode, so now I'm wondering if I'm the only person who liked it. I mean, it was literally Watership Dark Crystal Down with owls, but I genuinely enjoyed it.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
The way I just CACKLED 😂
Stone Cold Jane Austen (@abbyhiggs.bsky.social) reposted
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
I do the same thing when I have to give my phone number to the lady at Ulta, so I totally get it.
Pyramid Chad (@pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online) reposted
Charlie Kirk referred to Aaron Bushnell as "Colonel Crispy" when covering the story of his suicide in protest but you have to be very respectful about Charlie Kirk's death for some reason.
Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack.bsky.social) reposted
Oh wow. He's coming for the NRA.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
OH NO BRITTNEY
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
While he was answering a question about...gun violence.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't remember who it was now, but I do remember finding out the hard way. In retrospect I probably should have known better- small town sports and the people involved were what kept me away from professional anything for literally two decades.
United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted
You look Latino. You speak Spanish. You work hard. That’s now probable cause. www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
This is a huge reason I don't follow sports people unless I know they’re correct already. :/
Sherrilyn Ifill (@sifill.bsky.social) reposted
Does America care about these kids? Will tears be shed in Washington D.C. for them? Will people even know their names?
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Charlie Kirk's existence was a troubling sign of the erosion of civil discourse in our country. "We already have the right to healthcare. It's called owning a gun." - Charlie Kirk
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social) reply parent
Well then.
Kousen (@kousenzephyr.bsky.social) reposted
Oh, hey. Visa and Mastercard now say you can't pay for WoW. Magic the Gathering. FFXIV. DnD. Lord of the Rings. Because they're all "adult" content against their ToS just for being "fantasy". Let that sink in. Spread this like wildfire and have people in those circles call them. No quarter.
Julie VouzCoucher (@section331.bsky.social)
Wherein we find out that Elon Musk doesn't understand satire...