What kind of stupid fucking idiot would use Others when Trond is literally available
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What kind of stupid fucking idiot would use Others when Trond is literally available
Death of Stalin is the movie of our age. Not because "haha morbidity" but because it most wholly captures the complex of sycophants who jockey around a powerful dipshit they fear and leech off of.
Dave: Can you believe it, Paul? Paul: No, Dave, I don't believe it. Dave: A Horned. Frog. Horned. Frog. Paul: That frog has horns! Dave: And and and you just look it and it has *makes a frog face with fingers for horns. Paul: Oh yeah, with the horns. Dave: hehehehehehe *Dave throws card behind him*
we got a great show for you tonight, folks, jason isbell is here!
*donald trump chuckled* you mean, the chaos emeralds?
imagine david letterman telling paul schaffer about how the TCU mascot is the horned frog the horned. frog.
You ever so in love with someone you feel like you need to die and live forever at the same time
didn't realise how much i enjoy seeing belichcik suffer at this point
THE MCRIB IS BACK
flawlessly.
absolutely. i bet heās insanely quick at a tourniquet too
they should give Craig one more film but he should do the entire thing as Benoit Blanc
Which way to the best western, man?
BELICHICK: how win football game college how, losing game now why CHATGPT: I recommend running the ball BELICHICK: no we lose yard why you do no wrong wrong CHATGPT: you're completely right - and I want to thank you for your honest feedback
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
itās just a really well put together terminal. always a pleasure
got stuck walking down the midway at the state fair behind a man wearing a shirt that said THIS WORLD IS TEMPORARY on the backāfinally dodged around him and almost collided with a man wearing a shirt that said ANOTHER WORLD on the front
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DIPPING SAUCES ARE DESIGNED FOR THE PORK.
okay but they have permits, which means they're paying the city to operate them. i'd much rather see that money go directly into KCM's coffers and not have large coach buses trying to navigate SLU and cap hill!!!
Tacocat has a song about this fucking bus not working from *2012*. Itās one of the only major routes that actually runs cross-town, via two of the densest neighborhoods on the west coast of America, and itās been 13 years since this song came out and nothing changed youtu.be/aRFlROqgFwo?...
Seattle could be a world-class city if it didnāt have the unfortunate distinction of being located within America, which means that wildly popular and in-demand infrastructure changes that could make it vastly more livable can never happen
Zodiac Killer. most people don't know I was paid by the San Francisco parks and recreation department to discourage couples from necking in our fine parks
give the people what they want
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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Itās possible that he has already played his last game of golf
Finally, a project many years in the making is out! Follow the @bart.gov YouTube channel for the entire system with new videos out weekly. youtu.be/75uZBphGvhE?...
May the Storrow Drive bridges eat well this week.
we need to bring back metrosexuals. they were evidently a load-bearing pillar of american manhood
take the day off anyway! fuck āem.
Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
residual shockwaves from the friday night mass psychosis wishcasting event
not everything has to be about work. christ, itās labor day. give it a rest for the long weekend
i donāt pretend to grasp what drives the zoomers to make something popular, lmao it is interesting to me that theyāre mostly into the lattes and such and not into, like. normal matcha
iāve been wondering about this. whereād the hair go, itās usually sticking out from the hat
oh yeah, because thereās so much high quality posting going on at linkedin. thatās what we need around here, more posts about B2B SaaS and hustle culture
enbitchification
matcha lattes became a tiktok trend. iām pretty sure thatās all of it lol
donāt you think he looks tired?
excuse me WTF there is apparently a simcity 4 mod that changes camera angle? it's not prerendered graphics but 3d based??? WHAT community.simtropolis.com/files/file/3...
picturing all the characters in fraiser saying "non-binary" as i pour the black ink from the printer of every office closed on labor drain down the sink
ah, snazzy. yeah iāve been using a c2d mini as my film scannerās emotional support e-waste but being able to throw more RAM at that particular problem wonāt be a bad thing.
I could open up an Orange Julius to bring people here. Everybody loves an Orange Julius
"More like Dame Judi Drenched" I say as I ready the water balloon launcher
every pic of trump looks like this now
yeah, i can get behind that.
An average Web Framework landing page be like
TODAYBOR DAY IS "LABOR" "DAY" it's not the real one! that's in may! but it's still a good reason to celebrate the workers!
i mean, i think international unity is a good thing. and everyone elseās labor day was picked to commemorate an event that happened here in america, the capitalists were just scared of it. otoh, america needs way more bank holidays.
"good morning i downed three quick gin and tonics to get ready for this" (bottom left)
tbh the g5 is gonna need a new GPU about the video artefacts itās pushing out with the pixels itās supposed to be, but still. $20 quad g5? satisfactory!
quad core.
TODAYBOR DAY IS "LABOR" "DAY" it's not the real one! that's in may! but it's still a good reason to celebrate the workers!
Going back through my old photos and I stumbled across cheesehenge
seeing the lays flavors in china is like a gorbachev supermarket moment
One of the big problems with amateur radio is that the hobby is super het
WE DESERVED THIS via www.broadsheet.ie/2019/09/13/t...
IT WAS TWENTY DOLLARS
when it happens, it's important to remember that ultimately nobody can stop you from renting a *gigantic* amp stack, mounting it to a truck bed, and playing ska at 200 decibels across the road from the funeral
why have we nawt had a charli xcx trent reznor/atticus ross collab
Explaining is necessary to make a spell work but *correcting someone's incorrect claims about your magic* is the real juice. the Imperial Battlemage has a small platoon of trained dumbasses whose job is to be wrong in his vicinity so he can smoke them with facts and logic to empower himself.
Fantasy magic system with your typical "oh each wizard class fuels their power with a different emotion ā rage, lust, intense focus, etc" except one of the valid magic-fueling emotions is Pedantry; thus the magic is powered by explaining how the magic is supposed to work
beans is where its at, people cannellini beans mung beans jelly beans kitty beans
hey, who installed GM parts on this computer
not quite yet
Word of Power Learned: Catch Mythical Fireball
[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11
Me and the homies are gonna inflict status ailments on each other tomorrow if you wanna come through
I think this might be The Perfect Scirocco #loeshow #weirdcarbs
The three Fates would be a great costume idea for a lesbian throuple. Sure, they're usually considered to be sisters, but these are Greek deities we're talking about, that kind of thing doesn't matter to them. Just be careful not to poke anyone's eyes out with the props. Spindles can be sharp!
the mcdonaldās on Mercer Island, which is this fucked up non-standard mansard/shingles disaster, is currently flying the U.S. flag at half staff, below the full-staff Washington and McDonalds flags
hey are you working today? nah I'm
communism is when you :checks notes: buy the rights to build a Fiat clone domestically
communism is when you, uh, [looks at blueprints] build a sensible family sedan?
a soupƧon and a surfeit walk into a bar. They immediately begin bickering. With a sigh, the bartender says "Look fellas, this happens every time. Can't you two find a happy medium?"
also yeah both QFC/freddies around here and the local targets have all gone with the most fash-lookin' rent-a-cops possible. it's unnerving. you don't need that many mags on a plate carrier to defend the produce.
i mean it's part of the membership agreement with costco and they've always done it. people argue that it's the same thing and it kinda is? ish? crucially: i'm not out here signing an agreement to shop at Da Grocery Store, they're not out here requiring membership cards. so it's different.
honestly not sure from a legal stance. dude sure was insistent but i'm pretty sure i'd have been in my rights to just step around him like a bollard and keep going haven't been to a walmart in ages, there aren't any in city limits. do they have the greeters trying to check receipts now???
love too go to QFC and get accosted by a security guard who barely comes up to my forearm about showing my receipt. bro literally stepped in front of me waving a highlighter above his head at me before i took my earbuds out lmfao unlimited death to the kroger corporation
vonnegutās envelopes š¤ my meds
sometimes i think about switching to home delivery but i actually like the excuse to get out of the house
yeah iām not on anything controlled, so that would work great ifā¦ literally any pharmacy iāve seen in this country? offered it lol
ok first things first: Geddy Lee plays the bass, the keyboards, AND sings.
dunno why the hell anyone involved here thinks calling the prescribing doctor on a sunday will be fruitful but by god theyāre trying anyways
how do i always go to the pharmacy when there's a queue and someone at the front has a Complex Insurance/Prescription Issue
A trivia team made up of radio personalities and voice actors called the plosive poppinā daddies.
i used to live out east and itās wild how different the ~5 hours between ET and europe feels from the 3 hours between PT and ET.
let swedish chef cook: thread
in event of fire, invoke the power of Ba'al to extinguish it. hail Ba'al
Our collection of boxes to recycle is now a tiny house for Maude.
mister police you could have saved her i gave you all the bedrooms
Andrey Kuznetsov, Mosaic in praise of science.
Is your state auditor making seed-based advertising?
The similarity to the F-Zug/Trans Europe Express rail diagram of the same year is striking.