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Definitely Danny

@semperwry.bsky.social

That one guy from that video

created September 6, 2023

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Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

"In your plan 'A Better Britain for Us,' you claimed that you would build 88 thousand million billion houses a year in the greater London area alone. In fact, you've only built three in the past 15 years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?"

1/9/2025, 11:56:08 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought about it. Should it be "louise"? The world may never know.

1/9/2025, 1:39:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

"Attempt to violently install a dictator ONE TIME and suddenly that's all anyone thinks about you, geeze laweeze."

31/8/2025, 11:40:09 PM | 101 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:28:43 PM | 78 12 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:36:06 AM | 40 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

"Following orders" is only bad if the orders are unethical or illegal. Right now their orders appear to be standing around, picking up trash and spreading mulch. The federalization of MPD is dumb and Trump wants to be a dictator, but spitting on NG members for existing isn't helpful.

28/8/2025, 9:12:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

Uh, yes? "Following orders" is only bad if the orders are unethical or illegal. Right now their orders appear to be standing around, picking up trash and spreading mulch. The federalization of MPD is dumb and Trump wants to be a dictator, but spitting on NG members for existing isn't helpful.

28/8/2025, 9:01:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

"...after reviewing the circumstances of Ashli’s death, and considering the information that has come forward since then..." the USAF is now giving Babbit funeral honors. Could a journalist please find out what "new information" validates honors for an armed insurrectionist?

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28/8/2025, 8:13:05 AM | 75 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Everyone say nice things about me! www.openshadows.org/washington-dc

27/8/2025, 3:52:02 PM | 22 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Don't do this. The NG isn't doing anything unethical right now (they aren't really doing anything right now). Direct your animus at those who are making them waste everyone's time, money, and attempting to use them to intimidate. wjla.com/news/local/s...

27/8/2025, 2:41:31 PM | 66 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

People have exactly as much power over you as you let them.

26/8/2025, 10:27:30 AM | 83 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/24/n...

24/8/2025, 10:38:37 PM | 38 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Ketanji Brown Jackson likes Calvin and Hobbes, making her the superior Justice.

22/8/2025, 4:28:25 AM | 91 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

The African American History Museum, 2026:

20/8/2025, 10:03:12 AM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Pirro says Assault With a Sandwich is a felony, illegal Rifles and Shotguns are not.

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20/8/2025, 1:54:16 AM | 67 15 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also the Justice Dept is representing the Architect of the Capitol; very interesting that Congress won't represent itself.

18/8/2025, 11:39:26 PM | 42 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unlawful Restraint at a minimum.

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18/8/2025, 11:24:53 PM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Texas Republicans have literally kidnapped a Democratic state representative.

18/8/2025, 10:55:28 PM | 61 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Ed spoke at a rally on January 5, 2021, where he claimed "What they're stealing is not just an election. It's our future and it's our republic." He has repeatedly called the 2020 election “rigged” and has declared that Trump “won the election.” He's appeared on Russian state media over 150 times.

17/8/2025, 6:54:09 PM | 30 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

It's never going to be them but if it were, after all Trump's noise about the award... El em aye oh.

17/8/2025, 1:00:17 AM | 46 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

Apart from firearms, the part of training we spent the most time on (if I am recalling correctly) was legal instruction. Now the FBI is hiring people with no college degree and slashing training time in half (reducing academics, guessing ethics also). Absolute disaster www.nysun.com/article/fbi-...

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16/8/2025, 11:23:28 PM | 2750 913 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

TIL companies can round their calorie count to the nearest 10.

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15/8/2025, 5:56:44 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was just informed that I retired. You learn so much on the internet.

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15/8/2025, 3:21:16 AM | 76 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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My brain when it realizes I used "via" when I should have used "per".

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14/8/2025, 4:08:21 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Whether it is true or a pretext (I have no knowledge of this operation), they have to say they are looking for seatbelt violations or something because vehicle checkpoints for nonspecific, general law enforcement violate the Fourth Amendment via SCOTUS ruling in City of Indianapolis v. Edmond.

14/8/2025, 3:54:36 PM | 41 18 | View on Bluesky | view

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Office should run for me.

14/8/2025, 3:45:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Narrator: She doesn't.

14/8/2025, 3:21:12 AM | 60 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MSNBC Reports (@msnbcreports.msnbc.com) reposted

The National Guard has been deployed to the streets of Washington, D.C. after President Trump's order. Officer Daniel Hodges from the Metropolitan Police Department, who was on duty during the Capitol riot on January 6th, joins Chris Jansing to share his thoughts. www.msnbc.com/chris-jansin...

13/8/2025, 5:48:26 PM | 29 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Got that DC dress shirt on

13/8/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 63 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Gonna go on the teevee. With Chris Jansing this afternoon and later with Kaitlan Collins

13/8/2025, 4:42:27 PM | 72 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Oh wow I'm gonna have two desserts from now on

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12/8/2025, 4:57:13 PM | 72 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randall Munroe (@xkcd.com) reposted

Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/

Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.
12/8/2025, 2:34:41 AM | 5170 921 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

12/8/2025, 1:23:15 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Now that I'm a Fed I'm gonna mask up on the job.

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11/8/2025, 9:01:34 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

I would like to cordially invite Trump to federalize deez nuts.

11/8/2025, 6:55:58 PM | 81 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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Day ruiner.

11/8/2025, 2:01:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Is there a greater betrayal than buying a thing of nuts labeled "salted" and not tasting any salt? There is? Oh. Well my thing is bad, too.

11/8/2025, 1:38:50 AM | 72 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

No one supports the police like Trump and the GOP so I'm certain this guy will be terminated today now that this video of an official urging people to kill me is public. Just as soon GOP leadership are done with their Epstein Files Strategy Dinner; forgot that's today. www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n...

7/8/2025, 12:37:32 PM | 70 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Me looking at the teenager whose voice cracks while he tells me to stand aside so he can arrest the brown person.

7/8/2025, 12:28:30 PM | 78 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Git em

6/8/2025, 2:43:51 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

Couldn't beat it on a rental, but I did have an incredibly beefy right leg and an atrophied rest of my body.

6/8/2025, 4:12:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture JMay (@bubbles9333.bsky.social) reposted

But while the government may try to erase or rewrite history, the internet never forgets. The full archive of the January 6th DOJ data can still be accessed here: Jan6Archive.com. jan6archive.com/doj.html

1/8/2025, 4:49:12 AM | 1114 440 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 12:34:39 AM | 22 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 1:11:37 PM | 57 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

This is true for DC too. I don't know why gun people think they are so clever when they point out shootings in cities with local regs.

30/7/2025, 10:39:48 PM | 46 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noah Bookbinder (@noahbookbinder.bsky.social) reposted

Since the Jan. 6 insurrection, more than 2,000 corporate and industry group PACs have given over $174 million to members of the Sedition Caucus. These companies clearly miss the danger of choosing short-term economic interests over safeguarding democracy.

29/7/2025, 7:53:42 PM | 111 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Utilize and use are used interchangeably these days, however utilize is supposed to be used when describing something being used in a way other than its intended purpose. "She utilized the skateboard as a luggage cart." I wish we would practice the distinction again.

30/7/2025, 4:25:52 AM | 30 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

I'm normally all about calling a stranger "boss" as a term of friendly respect but my white guilt does somersaults when the staff at an African restaurant calls me that and I'm the only white person there.

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29/7/2025, 11:17:15 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breathe > Firestarter

29/7/2025, 10:58:43 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:/

29/7/2025, 10:50:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Oh yeah, right www.foxnews.com/politics/hou...

27/7/2025, 11:44:03 PM | 3923 1012 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Figured out how to enable DMs from everyone. You're welcome, robots.

26/7/2025, 7:36:04 PM | 32 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” (@ryanjreilly.com) reposted

New: Former Jan. 6 prosecutor and ex-DOJ employees sue Trump administration over firings www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

25/7/2025, 2:47:10 AM | 273 56 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.police1.com/line-of-duty...

24/7/2025, 6:39:40 PM | 49 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

It's that time of the year again: evaluations and self-assesments at work are due.

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23/7/2025, 7:16:33 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.eurekalert.org/news-release...

23/7/2025, 1:16:30 AM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/7/2025, 10:24:10 PM | 45 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good speaking with you.

20/7/2025, 2:13:08 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 11:58:02 PM | 51 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TBogg (@tbogg.bsky.social) reposted

I bet the editors of the Wall Street Journal came to blows over whether to use “bawdy” or “ribald” for their Epstein letter headline, while one stood on his desk and screamed “Rabelaisian” over and over until someone cold-cocked him with a well-thrown stapler.

18/7/2025, 11:37:48 PM | 878 103 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, statistically speaking

19/7/2025, 4:48:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

I, too, went to Catholic school.

19/7/2025, 11:05:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

When the administration goes after these agents I hope they know they have my gratitude for the work they've done. They'll outlive Trump and his designs, and can put their work on their resume with pride.

18/7/2025, 1:51:49 PM | 43 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/7/2025, 10:36:57 AM | 31 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/7/2025, 6:33:34 PM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He died as he lived: complaining that I don't apply tourniquets properly.

14/7/2025, 3:01:25 PM | 59 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fun fact: this is called "anemoia".

14/7/2025, 1:55:20 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Oh hey they published something from me, too! thehill.com/opinion/crim...

9/7/2025, 5:19:35 PM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Found the origins of a familiar political rhetorical device from 2003. (We did, in fact, receive warnings about al-Qaeda's plans to use aircraft in an attack prior to 9/11)

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9/7/2025, 12:27:01 AM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Some folks made a functional Warhammer-esque Jan 6th game as an interactive art exhibit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZIP...

7/7/2025, 10:25:44 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/7/2025, 12:52:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No but I kould use some kodes.

6/7/2025, 9:28:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Among "MAGA" Republicans, 10.2% strongly or very strongly agreed that a civil war is coming, and 7.8% believed a war is needed—rates that are roughly double and triple, respectively, the figures for non-MAGA, non-Republicans (5.5% and 2.4%). www.psypost.org/despite-poli...

5/7/2025, 11:34:40 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Happy 4th, don't give up.

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4/7/2025, 8:47:57 PM | 49 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

I was of course referring to the piece on Iran by that dreamboat @repvindman.bsky.social

3/7/2025, 6:43:10 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 6:10:48 PM | 37 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's probably true

3/7/2025, 12:09:28 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are you calling my grandmother a liar?

3/7/2025, 12:06:19 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

I was going to quote tweet this with a picture of Justin Beiber but I don't think he's young anymore and have no idea who the idol du jour is.

2/7/2025, 11:41:21 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haven't turned into one yet. Might be a full moon scenario.

2/7/2025, 11:35:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm told a very handsome young man has an "opposite the editorial page" piece appearing in The Hill tomorrow.

2/7/2025, 11:30:50 PM | 110 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0...

2/7/2025, 2:11:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendan Ballou (@brendanballou.bsky.social) reposted

In our lawsuit to compel Congress to follow its own law and install a memorial to the officers of Jan. 6, two Jan. 6 defendants have moved to intervene, saying that the memorial should in fact honor them. We have filed our opposition. Thanks @libradunn1.bsky.social @semperwry.bsky.social

2/7/2025, 1:37:51 PM | 107 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

You ever go to do bench press reps and lie back but then just take a little nap? Yeah me neither.

1/7/2025, 12:46:50 AM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/qLkhx0eqK5w?...

30/6/2025, 4:27:40 AM | 43 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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I regret to inform everyone that I will soon be a small, Cuban child.

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29/6/2025, 11:37:02 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember when this image alone was enough to cause a massive, yearlong story.

29/6/2025, 12:22:59 AM | 90 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reposted

Shout out to Sean and Andrea Fine for winning the 2025 Emmy for Outstanding Government and Politics Documentary for their film The Sixth! Check it out on Amazon and YouTube!

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27/6/2025, 4:18:41 AM | 66 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)

Shout out to Sean and Andrea Fine for winning the 2025 Emmy for Outstanding Government and Politics Documentary for their film The Sixth! Check it out on Amazon and YouTube!

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www.npr.org/2025/06/24/g...

24/6/2025, 5:09:42 PM | 30 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am going to arrest the sun.

24/6/2025, 3:51:25 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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If he spent 120 days as the US Attorney for each state it would be almost 16 and a half years. Just another reason to hope elections still work.

24/6/2025, 7:57:50 AM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was hoping for an "old lady who swallowed a fly" build-up.

24/6/2025, 2:17:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The courts already recognized their experiences but Trump pardoned them.

23/6/2025, 11:09:14 PM | 58 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGi5...

23/6/2025, 11:34:30 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that Hegseth supposedly isn't for warmongering.

23/6/2025, 1:45:25 AM | 52 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reposted

The bad news is, well, everything. The good news is I have a topical reason to watch this music video again, which is great. youtu.be/FMrqlo_L-gY?...

22/11/2024, 1:15:40 AM | 19 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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You love to see it.

22/6/2025, 8:43:34 AM | 80 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Richard Power (@wyrdsofpower.bsky.social) reposted

The lawsuit on behalf of Officers Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges to "ensure that the history of this attack on the Capitol - and on democracy - is not forgotten." - @katiephang.bsky.social

20/6/2025, 9:26:46 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent

I have the touch of death when it comes to modern GaaS games. I enjoyed Firefall, Outriders, and Anthem.

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