Definitely Danny
@semperwry.bsky.social
That one guy from that video
created September 6, 2023
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
"In your plan 'A Better Britain for Us,' you claimed that you would build 88 thousand million billion houses a year in the greater London area alone. In fact, you've only built three in the past 15 years. Are you a bit disappointed with this result?"
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I thought about it. Should it be "louise"? The world may never know.
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"Attempt to violently install a dictator ONE TIME and suddenly that's all anyone thinks about you, geeze laweeze."
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
"Following orders" is only bad if the orders are unethical or illegal. Right now their orders appear to be standing around, picking up trash and spreading mulch. The federalization of MPD is dumb and Trump wants to be a dictator, but spitting on NG members for existing isn't helpful.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh, yes? "Following orders" is only bad if the orders are unethical or illegal. Right now their orders appear to be standing around, picking up trash and spreading mulch. The federalization of MPD is dumb and Trump wants to be a dictator, but spitting on NG members for existing isn't helpful.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
"...after reviewing the circumstances of Ashli’s death, and considering the information that has come forward since then..." the USAF is now giving Babbit funeral honors. Could a journalist please find out what "new information" validates honors for an armed insurrectionist?
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Everyone say nice things about me! www.openshadows.org/washington-dc
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Don't do this. The NG isn't doing anything unethical right now (they aren't really doing anything right now). Direct your animus at those who are making them waste everyone's time, money, and attempting to use them to intimidate. wjla.com/news/local/s...
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People have exactly as much power over you as you let them.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/24/n...
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Ketanji Brown Jackson likes Calvin and Hobbes, making her the superior Justice.
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The African American History Museum, 2026:
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Pirro says Assault With a Sandwich is a felony, illegal Rifles and Shotguns are not.
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Also the Justice Dept is representing the Architect of the Capitol; very interesting that Congress won't represent itself.
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Unlawful Restraint at a minimum.
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Texas Republicans have literally kidnapped a Democratic state representative.
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Ed spoke at a rally on January 5, 2021, where he claimed "What they're stealing is not just an election. It's our future and it's our republic." He has repeatedly called the 2020 election “rigged” and has declared that Trump “won the election.” He's appeared on Russian state media over 150 times.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
It's never going to be them but if it were, after all Trump's noise about the award... El em aye oh.
Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted
Apart from firearms, the part of training we spent the most time on (if I am recalling correctly) was legal instruction. Now the FBI is hiring people with no college degree and slashing training time in half (reducing academics, guessing ethics also). Absolute disaster www.nysun.com/article/fbi-...
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TIL companies can round their calorie count to the nearest 10.
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Was just informed that I retired. You learn so much on the internet.
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My brain when it realizes I used "via" when I should have used "per".
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Whether it is true or a pretext (I have no knowledge of this operation), they have to say they are looking for seatbelt violations or something because vehicle checkpoints for nonspecific, general law enforcement violate the Fourth Amendment via SCOTUS ruling in City of Indianapolis v. Edmond.
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Office should run for me.
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Narrator: She doesn't.
MSNBC Reports (@msnbcreports.msnbc.com) reposted
The National Guard has been deployed to the streets of Washington, D.C. after President Trump's order. Officer Daniel Hodges from the Metropolitan Police Department, who was on duty during the Capitol riot on January 6th, joins Chris Jansing to share his thoughts. www.msnbc.com/chris-jansin...
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Got that DC dress shirt on
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Gonna go on the teevee. With Chris Jansing this afternoon and later with Kaitlan Collins
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Oh wow I'm gonna have two desserts from now on
Randall Munroe (@xkcd.com) reposted
Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Now that I'm a Fed I'm gonna mask up on the job.
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I would like to cordially invite Trump to federalize deez nuts.
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Day ruiner.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Is there a greater betrayal than buying a thing of nuts labeled "salted" and not tasting any salt? There is? Oh. Well my thing is bad, too.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
No one supports the police like Trump and the GOP so I'm certain this guy will be terminated today now that this video of an official urging people to kill me is public. Just as soon GOP leadership are done with their Epstein Files Strategy Dinner; forgot that's today. www.npr.org/2025/08/07/n...
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Me looking at the teenager whose voice cracks while he tells me to stand aside so he can arrest the brown person.
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Git em
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Couldn't beat it on a rental, but I did have an incredibly beefy right leg and an atrophied rest of my body.
JMay (@bubbles9333.bsky.social) reposted
But while the government may try to erase or rewrite history, the internet never forgets. The full archive of the January 6th DOJ data can still be accessed here: Jan6Archive.com. jan6archive.com/doj.html
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
This is true for DC too. I don't know why gun people think they are so clever when they point out shootings in cities with local regs.
Noah Bookbinder (@noahbookbinder.bsky.social) reposted
Since the Jan. 6 insurrection, more than 2,000 corporate and industry group PACs have given over $174 million to members of the Sedition Caucus. These companies clearly miss the danger of choosing short-term economic interests over safeguarding democracy.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Utilize and use are used interchangeably these days, however utilize is supposed to be used when describing something being used in a way other than its intended purpose. "She utilized the skateboard as a luggage cart." I wish we would practice the distinction again.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
I'm normally all about calling a stranger "boss" as a term of friendly respect but my white guilt does somersaults when the staff at an African restaurant calls me that and I'm the only white person there.
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Breathe > Firestarter
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:/
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted
Oh yeah, right www.foxnews.com/politics/hou...
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Figured out how to enable DMs from everyone. You're welcome, robots.
Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” (@ryanjreilly.com) reposted
New: Former Jan. 6 prosecutor and ex-DOJ employees sue Trump administration over firings www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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www.police1.com/line-of-duty...
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It's that time of the year again: evaluations and self-assesments at work are due.
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www.eurekalert.org/news-release...
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Good speaking with you.
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TBogg (@tbogg.bsky.social) reposted
I bet the editors of the Wall Street Journal came to blows over whether to use “bawdy” or “ribald” for their Epstein letter headline, while one stood on his desk and screamed “Rabelaisian” over and over until someone cold-cocked him with a well-thrown stapler.
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I mean, statistically speaking
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
I, too, went to Catholic school.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
When the administration goes after these agents I hope they know they have my gratitude for the work they've done. They'll outlive Trump and his designs, and can put their work on their resume with pride.
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
He died as he lived: complaining that I don't apply tourniquets properly.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Fun fact: this is called "anemoia".
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Oh hey they published something from me, too! thehill.com/opinion/crim...
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Found the origins of a familiar political rhetorical device from 2003. (We did, in fact, receive warnings about al-Qaeda's plans to use aircraft in an attack prior to 9/11)
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Some folks made a functional Warhammer-esque Jan 6th game as an interactive art exhibit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZIP...
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
No but I kould use some kodes.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Among "MAGA" Republicans, 10.2% strongly or very strongly agreed that a civil war is coming, and 7.8% believed a war is needed—rates that are roughly double and triple, respectively, the figures for non-MAGA, non-Republicans (5.5% and 2.4%). www.psypost.org/despite-poli...
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Happy 4th, don't give up.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
I was of course referring to the piece on Iran by that dreamboat @repvindman.bsky.social
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Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
That's probably true
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
Are you calling my grandmother a liar?
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to quote tweet this with a picture of Justin Beiber but I don't think he's young anymore and have no idea who the idol du jour is.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reply parent
Haven't turned into one yet. Might be a full moon scenario.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
I'm told a very handsome young man has an "opposite the editorial page" piece appearing in The Hill tomorrow.
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www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2025/0...
Brendan Ballou (@brendanballou.bsky.social) reposted
In our lawsuit to compel Congress to follow its own law and install a memorial to the officers of Jan. 6, two Jan. 6 defendants have moved to intervene, saying that the memorial should in fact honor them. We have filed our opposition. Thanks @libradunn1.bsky.social @semperwry.bsky.social
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
You ever go to do bench press reps and lie back but then just take a little nap? Yeah me neither.
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youtu.be/qLkhx0eqK5w?...
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I regret to inform everyone that I will soon be a small, Cuban child.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
I remember when this image alone was enough to cause a massive, yearlong story.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reposted
Shout out to Sean and Andrea Fine for winning the 2025 Emmy for Outstanding Government and Politics Documentary for their film The Sixth! Check it out on Amazon and YouTube!
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
Shout out to Sean and Andrea Fine for winning the 2025 Emmy for Outstanding Government and Politics Documentary for their film The Sixth! Check it out on Amazon and YouTube!
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www.npr.org/2025/06/24/g...
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I am going to arrest the sun.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social)
If he spent 120 days as the US Attorney for each state it would be almost 16 and a half years. Just another reason to hope elections still work.
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I was hoping for an "old lady who swallowed a fly" build-up.
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The courts already recognized their experiences but Trump pardoned them.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGi5...
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Reminder that Hegseth supposedly isn't for warmongering.
Definitely Danny (@semperwry.bsky.social) reposted
The bad news is, well, everything. The good news is I have a topical reason to watch this music video again, which is great. youtu.be/FMrqlo_L-gY?...
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You love to see it.
Richard Power (@wyrdsofpower.bsky.social) reposted
The lawsuit on behalf of Officers Harry Dunn and Daniel Hodges to "ensure that the history of this attack on the Capitol - and on democracy - is not forgotten." - @katiephang.bsky.social
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I have the touch of death when it comes to modern GaaS games. I enjoyed Firefall, Outriders, and Anthem.