Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Should have spent 14 years developing a personality, hoss
Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
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Should have spent 14 years developing a personality, hoss
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Hey did you know Florida spent 3.4x the cost of this train on a concentration camp that has since been shuttered?
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Can anyone tell me what the "DC" in CDC stands for
Sanho Tree (@sanho.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The National Guard cleaned DC streets and it only cost 170x what DC normally pays for the service! Meanwhile, Trump decimated the federal workforce to “save money.”
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
It took me about 45 minutes to go 13 miles on I4 today
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Remember those South Carolina COCKS hats www.47brand.com/products/zod...
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Damn that whole States Rights thing went right out the window huh
Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
What flavor?
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jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
my problem is i grew up in an america where there were some limits, but now i am asked to live in an america with few if any limits
Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted
if this does anything for you, you are a huge fucking moron
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Wheow
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
*invests in Tool futures*
Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pritzker again exhorts the news media to tell the truth about what's happening: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal."
✨🌯 jamie (@glitterburrito.bsky.social) reposted
If you want to do something concrete to help folks in AL, donate to @yellowfund.bsky.social Their newest initiative is the Birth Equity Initiative, which aims to overcome the maternal health crisis, of which Black women are the largest group impacted. www.yellowhammerfund.org
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
If they fired Shane Gillis for one racial joke, they have not seen this dude's act
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
He's going to announce the first McDonald's on the Moon isn't he
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Yeah I guess he always just looks like that huh
Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted
When I was nine, my great-grandparents had a blind black pug who died in my arms. From that point, I always wanted one. That was my dream dog. The life event and memory caused a very odd connection that I couldn’t shake. It took over twenty years for that to happen, but he
HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted
Oh I thought Tuberville was a slur that’s actually his name
Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted reply parent
Reassuring message from the president's website
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
T-shirts are $20, nice T-shirts are $25
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
It has never, not once, been about protecting kids
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Boy are they going to be pissed when they find out about the VA
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until they hear about the litter boxes
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Kidding these idiots will die of infection/parasites first
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Because Cardiologists need money
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
No I'm moving forward with the notion USF is making the playoff and there's NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
"Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God".
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Ok I can see why this was phased out
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
It always felt like people just needed a reason to let the mask slip and god damn if they didn't get one
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
I think it's perfectly fine the President of the United States is simultaneously combatting rumors he's dying and rumors he's on a list of pedophiles
✨🌯 jamie (@glitterburrito.bsky.social) reposted
when you say mean things about me during football season, this is who you’re being mean to btw
No Escalators (@noescalators.bsky.social) reposted
Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Ahem
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
If everyone thought I was dead I'd probably hop on TV asap to correct those rumors but I'd probably also publish a known list of pedophiles to show that I'm not actually on it
mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
No Escalators (@noescalators.bsky.social) reposted
You’d think Bill Belichick could get more out of a QB who couldn’t go higher than sixth round of the NFL draft
"Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $145/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted
Bluesky is Dying. And a Newsky struggles to be born. Now is a time of Posters.
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
So we're at like 1995 mall fashion now?
Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Haven't seen someone from Massachusetts lose to Texas Christians since John Kerry
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
"I'm not even supposed to be here today"
Dragon Moll Z 🎃 (@dopestatistics.bsky.social) reposted
Me a kamala swing state voter: my husband cant afford his insulin pump (which btw he wouldnt have been able to afford in 2023 either) Blue wave dipshits:
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Has The Triangle seen an unusual amount of...snow in the last 9 or so months
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
BRING BACK WHIMSICAL CARS THE SUNBEAM IMP ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
"Well Holly it turns out this is not, in fact, a NFL expansion team"
Canadian History Ehx (@cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene has died. A Canadian acting icon, he earned an Oscar nomination for his role as Kicking Bird in Dances With Wolves. He also won a Grammy, Gemini and Canadian Screen Award, along with the Governor General's Performing Arts Award. He also earned a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Curious
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Oh I see it didn't populate with a picture
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
How the fuck
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
New HOA President gonna love this one
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
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Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
"We should listen to people!" *people speak* "Okay not those people!"
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Ayn Rand (1905-1982)
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Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
"Normies"
United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted
Immokalee farmworker dies a week after collapsing in the Florida heat www.wusf.org/local-state/...
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Hey what do you think all those ICE agents will be doing once the immigrants are all rounded up? You think they'll go away? I bet they'll go away and not be used for any other purpose
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Lot of flag humping lately, why not point to your popular, winning initiatives
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Might want to make sure 2,000,000 have money first
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
They're going to hear about this on ICQ
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling the need to turn comments and RS off, doesn't seem like engagement is an issue now does it
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
"Make this place more welcoming to Nazis or it will DIE" THEN LET IT FUCKING DIE, WE DON'T CATER TO BIGOTS
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
Oh you think the idea of being abducted and trafficked to a domestic concentration camp/foreign gulag is bad for business?
Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)
It's like year 3 of this same boring, incorrect skeet
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This seems important:
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They know hats in Burundi
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Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent
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(Jesus Christ there are 17 pages left)
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