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Bort

@senatorgiggity.bsky.social

Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.

created July 8, 2023

1,937 followers 855 following 12,489 posts

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Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Should have spent 14 years developing a personality, hoss

3/9/2025, 5:41:34 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Hey did you know Florida spent 3.4x the cost of this train on a concentration camp that has since been shuttered?

3/9/2025, 4:12:21 AM | 47 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Can anyone tell me what the "DC" in CDC stands for

3/9/2025, 3:59:08 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sanho Tree (@sanho.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The National Guard cleaned DC streets and it only cost 170x what DC normally pays for the service! Meanwhile, Trump decimated the federal workforce to “save money.”

Samuel Littauer @swlittauer X.com DC's cleaning crews cover around 81 miles/ day for around $150K/day. National Guard has cleaned a total of 3.2 miles and costs more than $1M/day. It's about 170X more cost efficient per mile to fund DC's existing work. AN Scott MacFarlane • @MacFarlan..•14h National Guard issues update on its deployment in Washington DC Including..: .. 9:47 AM • 9/2/25 • 568 Views 319 Samuel Littauer @swlittauer • 1h Per the FY26 budget, there are about 509 full-time staff on DPW's Public Space Cleaning Division. Total annual budget is around $55M (~$150K/day).
2/9/2025, 3:31:08 PM | 86 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

It took me about 45 minutes to go 13 miles on I4 today

3/9/2025, 3:00:30 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Remember those South Carolina COCKS hats www.47brand.com/products/zod...

3/9/2025, 2:59:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Damn that whole States Rights thing went right out the window huh

3/9/2025, 2:48:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) (@undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online) reposted

2/9/2025, 11:10:45 PM | 93 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

What flavor?

3/9/2025, 2:43:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 2:37:49 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

my problem is i grew up in an america where there were some limits, but now i am asked to live in an america with few if any limits

3/9/2025, 2:24:11 AM | 183 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.

2/9/2025, 11:20:05 PM | 5437 1549 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) (@dirtbagqueer.rocks) reposted

if this does anything for you, you are a huge fucking moron

2/9/2025, 11:29:14 PM | 242 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Wheow

3/9/2025, 1:28:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

*invests in Tool futures*

2/9/2025, 9:36:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker again exhorts the news media to tell the truth about what's happening: "I refuse to pretend that any of this is normal."

2/9/2025, 8:16:38 PM | 3081 543 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨🌯 jamie (@glitterburrito.bsky.social) reposted

If you want to do something concrete to help folks in AL, donate to @yellowfund.bsky.social Their newest initiative is the Birth Equity Initiative, which aims to overcome the maternal health crisis, of which Black women are the largest group impacted. www.yellowhammerfund.org

2/9/2025, 7:23:47 PM | 127 82 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

If they fired Shane Gillis for one racial joke, they have not seen this dude's act

2/9/2025, 8:47:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

He's going to announce the first McDonald's on the Moon isn't he

2/9/2025, 8:08:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Yeah I guess he always just looks like that huh

2/9/2025, 7:31:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) reposted

When I was nine, my great-grandparents had a blind black pug who died in my arms. From that point, I always wanted one. That was my dream dog. The life event and memory caused a very odd connection that I couldn’t shake. It took over twenty years for that to happen, but he

A black pug having a great time A black pug puppy running security for a St. Bernard
2/9/2025, 6:59:08 PM | 209 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture HerRoyalThighness (@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social) reposted

Oh I thought Tuberville was a slur that’s actually his name

2/9/2025, 7:11:49 PM | 98 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zach Rabiroff (@zachrabiroff.com) reposted reply parent

Reassuring message from the president's website

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2/9/2025, 6:20:04 PM | 436 70 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

T-shirts are $20, nice T-shirts are $25

2/9/2025, 6:39:26 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

It has never, not once, been about protecting kids

2/9/2025, 6:00:19 PM | 24 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Boy are they going to be pissed when they find out about the VA

2/9/2025, 5:52:04 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"I don't understand socialism or grammar"

A bumper sticker that says
2/9/2025, 5:50:14 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until they hear about the litter boxes

2/9/2025, 5:11:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Kidding these idiots will die of infection/parasites first

2/9/2025, 5:10:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Because Cardiologists need money

2/9/2025, 5:09:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

No I'm moving forward with the notion USF is making the playoff and there's NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT

2/9/2025, 4:56:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God".

2/9/2025, 3:35:58 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:33:58 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Ok I can see why this was phased out

2/9/2025, 3:31:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

It always felt like people just needed a reason to let the mask slip and god damn if they didn't get one

2/9/2025, 3:26:34 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

I think it's perfectly fine the President of the United States is simultaneously combatting rumors he's dying and rumors he's on a list of pedophiles

2/9/2025, 1:03:32 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨🌯 jamie (@glitterburrito.bsky.social) reposted

when you say mean things about me during football season, this is who you’re being mean to btw

2/9/2025, 12:36:48 PM | 67 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture No Escalators (@noescalators.bsky.social) reposted

Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.

2/9/2025, 3:27:07 AM | 732 102 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Ahem

2/9/2025, 3:24:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amie Just (@amiejust.com) reposted

How it started vs. How it's going

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2/9/2025, 3:22:48 AM | 37 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

If everyone thought I was dead I'd probably hop on TV asap to correct those rumors but I'd probably also publish a known list of pedophiles to show that I'm not actually on it

2/9/2025, 3:20:37 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching

2/9/2025, 12:17:44 AM | 2066 324 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture No Escalators (@noescalators.bsky.social) reposted

You’d think Bill Belichick could get more out of a QB who couldn’t go higher than sixth round of the NFL draft

2/9/2025, 1:20:17 AM | 130 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture "Pre-emptively Squeezed" Ella Tailor $145/$400 (@garaktailor.com) reposted

Bluesky is Dying. And a Newsky struggles to be born. Now is a time of Posters.

27/5/2025, 3:14:16 AM | 423 73 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

So we're at like 1995 mall fashion now?

2/9/2025, 1:19:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 12624 1890 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Haven't seen someone from Massachusetts lose to Texas Christians since John Kerry

2/9/2025, 1:15:28 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today"

2/9/2025, 12:31:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dragon Moll Z 🎃 (@dopestatistics.bsky.social) reposted

Me a kamala swing state voter: my husband cant afford his insulin pump (which btw he wouldnt have been able to afford in 2023 either) Blue wave dipshits:

2/9/2025, 12:26:26 AM | 235 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Has The Triangle seen an unusual amount of...snow in the last 9 or so months

2/9/2025, 12:29:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

BRING BACK WHIMSICAL CARS THE SUNBEAM IMP ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

2/9/2025, 12:22:24 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"Well Holly it turns out this is not, in fact, a NFL expansion team"

2/9/2025, 12:05:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Canadian History Ehx (@cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social) reposted

Graham Greene has died. A Canadian acting icon, he earned an Oscar nomination for his role as Kicking Bird in Dances With Wolves. He also won a Grammy, Gemini and Canadian Screen Award, along with the Governor General's Performing Arts Award. He also earned a star on Canada's Walk of Fame.

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1/9/2025, 11:14:31 PM | 2512 541 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious

1/9/2025, 11:27:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 11:26:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Oh I see it didn't populate with a picture

1/9/2025, 11:18:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

1/9/2025, 10:32:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

How the fuck

1/9/2025, 10:04:15 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

New HOA President gonna love this one

1/9/2025, 9:45:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Bone By GOOSH www.amazon.com/GOOSH-Hallow...

1/9/2025, 9:44:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"We should listen to people!" *people speak* "Okay not those people!"

1/9/2025, 7:57:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

1/9/2025, 7:06:12 PM | 19 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:55:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

"Normies"

1/9/2025, 4:12:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture United Farm Workers (@ufw.bsky.social) reposted

Immokalee farmworker dies a week after collapsing in the Florida heat www.wusf.org/local-state/...

1/9/2025, 3:39:06 PM | 360 163 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Hey what do you think all those ICE agents will be doing once the immigrants are all rounded up? You think they'll go away? I bet they'll go away and not be used for any other purpose

1/9/2025, 2:42:03 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Lot of flag humping lately, why not point to your popular, winning initiatives

1/9/2025, 2:31:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Might want to make sure 2,000,000 have money first

1/9/2025, 1:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

They're going to hear about this on ICQ

1/9/2025, 1:39:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Feeling the need to turn comments and RS off, doesn't seem like engagement is an issue now does it

1/9/2025, 1:38:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

"Make this place more welcoming to Nazis or it will DIE" THEN LET IT FUCKING DIE, WE DON'T CATER TO BIGOTS

1/9/2025, 1:35:49 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

Oh you think the idea of being abducted and trafficked to a domestic concentration camp/foreign gulag is bad for business?

1/9/2025, 1:32:11 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social)

It's like year 3 of this same boring, incorrect skeet

1/9/2025, 1:30:30 PM | 79 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bryan Blessed (@bryb.bsky.social) reposted

This seems important:

1/9/2025, 9:46:15 AM | 1742 539 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

They know hats in Burundi

1/9/2025, 4:51:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

BILLY BEER BEETLE www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/832...

1/9/2025, 4:26:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

2 part finale: www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/502...

1/9/2025, 4:26:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

You can't tell me leaded gasoline didn't have a damn impact on those people www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/816...

1/9/2025, 4:25:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Says here "Found abandoned in Mexico, previous owner: S. Conner" weird www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/419...

1/9/2025, 4:24:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

"What if the Joker voted for Trump" www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/672...

1/9/2025, 4:21:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Of course the Levi's Edition Jeep Wrangler is in Nashville www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/428...

1/9/2025, 4:19:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Wagonnnnnnn www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/382...

1/9/2025, 4:17:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Drives pretty well but regularly has some trouble getting to Atlanta www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/894...

1/9/2025, 4:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Woooo damn www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/726...

1/9/2025, 4:14:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

WOULD www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/739...

1/9/2025, 4:11:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

I, unironically, LOVE the V-Cross A perfect vehicle for an ungrateful audience www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/502...

1/9/2025, 4:10:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brb moving to Maine www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/498...

1/9/2025, 4:08:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

From Judge Doom's estate sale: www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/413...

1/9/2025, 4:07:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

"I'm a nurse" www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/915...

1/9/2025, 4:05:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

You'll find this most often in it's natural habitat: Parked in the grass outside of a Kenny Chesney concert www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/837...

1/9/2025, 4:04:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah they're 13's www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/915...

1/9/2025, 4:01:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Suddenly realizing I've never actually watched Nash Bridges www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/739...

1/9/2025, 4:00:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

NOPE www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/474...

1/9/2025, 3:59:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na DOUCHEBAG www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/842...

1/9/2025, 3:58:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

Just impractical as hell but fuck it's sexy www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/423...

1/9/2025, 3:56:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

"Have you ever seen Titanic?" www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/511...

1/9/2025, 3:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

"I haven't seen it yet but it keeps referring to it as The Genie's Hammer" www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/922...

1/9/2025, 3:54:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

(Jesus Christ there are 17 pages left)

1/9/2025, 3:51:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bort (@senatorgiggity.bsky.social) reply parent

*meep* www.streetsideclassics.com/vehicles/924...

1/9/2025, 3:50:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view