THIS WEEK ON GOON POD: pod.link/1569929507
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THIS WEEK ON GOON POD: pod.link/1569929507
Can’t help but feel Marvel’s 1983 take on Kipling’s How Fear Came -from The Second Jungle Book- was a huge missed opportunity. For Gil Kane & P. Craig Russell et al’s storytelling was really rather wonderful. Surely a more lengthy project -rather than 30 odd pages- would’ve done well in bookshops?
Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
Beautifully done & she didn’t have time to do anything about it.
Timeline cleanse
I was just reminded that during Corbyn’s leadership of the Labour Party JK Rowling organised a meeting with a group of Blairites and Rachel Riley (for some fucking reason). Their aim was to form a breakaway party and damage Labour.
Tom Watson, who played his part in the rightwing coup against Jeremy Corbyn, now working for Palantir.
Funny day for it.
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I hear you’re a cunt now Father.
I haven’t seen Call Her Back yet but I liked the directors first film.
I was smitten first seeing her in Happy Go Lucky. She’s marvellous.
There’s a fella in my town who’s an anarchist painter/musician who does murals for businesses and people’s homes. I’ve got nothing to say about that except I’m glad he exists and makes the town more interesting.
In which our author gets all mushy over Sally Hawkins.
Their Time being the 1970s.
What the fuck, BBC?
Something about the concept doesn’t sit right with me. If it had some further utility like NHS details, tax, national insurance number etc then maybe.
I think he might be a comedy genius. He ran out into the garden with one of my shoes once as I was trying to put them on. I got up to go in get it and he ran in and grabbed my other shoe and it took that into the garden too. I laughed out loud at his dickishness.
A woman was kneeling down stroking her dog and my dog decided to piss on her leg. The woman saw the funny side and then my dog did it a second time.
Maybe practise on a swan first.
Have you wolf whistled at any birds yet?
I’m not proudly raising the flag. It’s just the way my trousers rise up.
Look at this response from Polanski to Sophie Ridge's attempted gotcha on flags To *finally* have a mainstream political voice standing up for racialised & minoritised communities being intimidated by the violent fash on our streets It's really not that hard, is it?
I take it you’re at work
Haven’t got a window seat today.
absolutely horrible news. RIP to the legend Scott Spiegel.
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He got them through BUPA
No deer or antelopes eh? Fucking con artists.
I thought you’d be home on the range.
What size cannons are you packing these days?
No that’s a good film.
I thought he meant the Simon Pegg alien film.
Ah the flower of English womanhood. Taking their kids out on the piss.
Roger everything
Kilo Bravo UTV Fandango
Terrier Shitzu, Cocker Poodle.
How big is this cunt’s head?!?
Tittyshitting cockdoodle
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I’ve been warned I’ll lose my window seat if I do that again.
You say that but…
You’re a pair of wankers
Got a window seat at work today.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
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Testicular Torsion Colour Scene.
Looking good, champ.
The country that thinks cheese is an aerosol is opining on British food again.
‘always sits front of a Union Jack' Including when he’s having a wank?
Flake Twat
Fungal Sharty.
The Tearduct Explodes.
Best not question it.
New Odour.
Angina Crisis.
This seems important:
Slimy Fissure
I thought this was a reply to @matthewcreeves.bsky.social post about the naturist resort.
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Very wise. Fish fuck in it.
Did the water taste like what it oughta?
Are you still persona non grata in Magaluf?
With his blood pressure?
Me when my wife sees the browser history
You can be arrested for asking for crumble these days.
The weathers going from sunny to pissing down every 10 minutes and the dog doesn’t know if he’ll be going out or not.
Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (📸 Hidden Palestine)
Then I’m the man.
Rhubarb!
Are you talking to me?
That makes me proud. I don’t mean it’s giving me the horn.
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When I used to drink a lot and couldn’t be bothered going to the toilet at night I used to sometimes piss through the bedroom window. This was disconcerting to the man and woman whose bedroom it was.
You might like me but are you proud of me?
The satire defence 😀
That was the reaction I was hoping for.
I have that but it’s under control now.
Too late. Blocked and reported.
Well, this Mo is automatic It's systematic It's hydromatic Why it's Stage two hypertension
