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Fuck it, Valks going all the way
Ceiling cat(holic)
The 2 needs a vertical gold line off the bottom so it doubles as a shepherds crook
Laser spider! www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEBA...
It will be funny if we find out the phthalates we grind into our food, air, and water from tires of our giant he-man pickup trucks turn out to be a leading cause of endocrine disruption in fetuses, causing all kinds of health issues he-man truck owners hate. We live in stupid times. t.co/O9GEmy6jxU
It's the same problem. As long as drivers demand every square inch of public land and relegating everyone else to unprotected five foot wide strips, cars are THE problem.
The problem of e-bikes/e-motos is cars
"But we don't have enough SPACE in America!" Oh cool, so you're going to give up your twenty-two-foot-long seven-foot-wide six-thousand-pound chevy suburban then?
hell yeah everybody in power has become an immortality obsessed weirdo like all of the Silicon Valley ghouls, i'm sure this is good
Just never touch woo woo. You ban it in places of scientific necessity, and then ostracize it elsewhere. Woo woo is the path to destruction.
as someone who takes a 7-hour bus *frequently*, and very often hates the experience profoundly, I am in a good position to say that I am confident that there is no *crime* being done on those buses, but there is *human engagement with people Lakshya Jain would rather forget exists*
jesus christ Jorma
... these people find new places to live, lest they become victims of the resurgent Confederacy. Nobody could even admit what was happening, let alone take an actual look at where all our money goes -- to the car industry. It's all right there. We can take it back any time we like. Hard task!
a Guy called me up once and asked me "do you want two seats from Candlestick Park? I can be there in 10."
@iankarmel.bsky.social re: hosted movies on TNT The first year or two that FX was on the air, they hosted *everything* like that, all from "the fx apartment," people would cycle through every four hours, almost like radio DJs www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdPB...
Dear Americans, welcome to the thrilling game of ‘Did this dictator die or just disappear for a day?’ We’ve been playing it with Putin and Lukashenko for decades. Enjoy the suspense.
nothing actually, we all just decided to hope
RALLY ZITO
some blame the correspondents dinners but Letterman laughing in his face for like 15 years straight probably left a mark too
Every time your electricity bill goes up for the next 10 years, it can be traced back to this Administration’s actions. They are making solar and wind power illegal to build in the United States. They are artificially restricting supply while demand is going up.
Actual lol, awkwardly at the bar
On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable
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got ate by a raccoon
defector.com/who-does-a-t...
Nick Castellanos is 4-for-8 with four home runs against Bryce Elder, who is on the bump for the Braves tonight. In case anyone is wondering.
I kinda feel crazy that we haven't collectively been screaming about this for years because there is no way in hell this wasn't going to be the first shit these creeps were gonna do with it.
This sort of despicable, misogynistic, borderline revenge porn behavior undermines the very values on which Zuckerberg first-- *touches earpiece* Hold on, I'm getting some new information.
I guess we never learned from www.jennymccarthybodycount.com
Anyone else finding it real gross that capitalism takes away all of our third spaces and then offers us shit like this in return?
More or less universally a country seeking to limit foreigners studying in that country is a sign of a society, culture, great power in severe decline.
I'll say it as often as needed: the political dynamic of the modern eta where urban/liberal voters are expected to eat untold amounts of shit from explicitly hostile rural/conservative voters & still work to save them from themselves is completely unsustainable--politically, socially, & culturally.
Ham Truck! defector.com/dave-mckenna...
@albertburneko.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social
Attn @defector.com @redford.bsky.social re: Ham Truck
Said it many times, people nationally do not understand that SF and LA are not progressive wastelands, they are conservative wastelands draped in nominally progressive social attitudes. Killing new housing of all sorts for decades anywhere and any way they can.
This is art #SFGiants
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtXn...
some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly
Nothing says "I love America" than wadding the American flag up in your sweaty taint all day
No, they didn't, one of them fucking bought the platform, Jesus fucking Christ—THIS is what I mean about how the day-to-day existence of Musk's Nazi propaganda machine cooks people's brains
"fuck dem kids"
Opera comes with a built in VPN. This fun fact of the day is brought to you by the state of Mississippi.
We all know when it is *time* to dance. We now know *where* to dance.
Tell someone you love that you love them today. You might not get to tomorrow.
VAXXED? /s
Dudes rock
Like bub YOU'RE the one who told the newspaper you fell in love with Teddy Ruxpin, wtf else is anyone supposed to do with that information?
A man understandably refused to hand over his ID or get out of the car for a bunch of masked thugs who refused to identify themselves. And when he drove away, they opened fire on him. This isn’t how you do any sort of enforcement when your goal is to uphold the law. This is gangsterism.
Anger & disgust at the very concept of learning or growing is a core of technofacism
Rule 78: Put Street Trees Almost Everywhere Street trees do it all, they... Cut crashes by 45% Raise home values 9% Boost retail sales 12% Clean air, cool streets, absorb stormwater, improve health, and make places more inviting Walkable City Rules www.amazon.com/Walkable-Cit...
Homeowners: "Our streets need protection from homeless people!" City: "Here are dozens of concrete barriers." Bicyclists: "Our bodies need protection from fast-moving traffic!" City: "Here are a few plastic pixie sticks."
still salty about how much shit I caught for calling this out at the time
actual lol
LOL "There's *robbers*!!!" What, the fuckin' Beagle Boys are in town? Fuckin Black Bart's coming fer yer BB guns?
Excited to hear how AI is going to be doing this in three years from a guy who went to his high school's prom six years after he graduated
It's moments like this I like to think about when Dana Carvey was on Conan's Late Night show that week in SF and shouted out Marin and immediately got booed by the whole Orpheum crowd
why does he always look like he's using a bidet for the first time
a modern WPA could change the face of America but the dumbasses in charge are more interested in chasing boogeymen on the TV and running scams out of federal office
Threads is like if LinkedIn were only populated by PR crisis managers
Hey San Francisco, does anyone have a better photo of Robin Williams' dinosaur than this? www.flickr.com/photos/fotof...
John Fisher getting cursed at and boo’d outta Sutter Health park tonight. #FJF
When people ask "Hey Stace? You think you would ever buy one of those self driving cars?" I'll refer them to THIS video from now on. The more moving parts? The more problems. "Electric #Ford mustang malfunctions. No steering or acceleration control. Driver can be seen praying behind the wheel."
everything including the food was xxxtreme, neon green, and in either Game Players Magazine font or Fox Racing font
How do they manage to make fresh baking bread smell like something slowly dying
unless you yell "fentanyl" real loud, then we'll start flopping around like a dead fish
For when you don't want to be the only one on the subway crying because you're scared of everything around you
Dolly Parton currently sends a new book to 2.2 million children every month. The number has steadily increased for years. It's in honor of her parents, who were illiterate. She works with hospitals. Many people have told us they had no idea the books would come. They are addressed to the child.
I really love how every five years they try to push Minority Report screens on everyone, like we're gonna be spending 8 hours waving our arms around like a toddler pretending to conduct an orchestra
It took two years to become a reality, but you can finally ditch the superfluous Clipper Card and tap your credit or debit card directly to ride BART, starting this coming Wednesday, August 20. buff.ly/8CXxr1T
Much like in the US, in the UK it's fashionable (especially in the conservative media) to dump on cities, specifically London. Crime-ridden, declining, etc. etc. All the same shit they say about NYC or DC. Here's Sadiq Khan, mayor of London, saying "fuck off, cities rule."
i’ve never felt threatened in the city but living in the suburbs feels like playing frogger. they don’t have sidewalks out here. it’s supposed to be for young families and people are pushing baby strollers and walking dogs in the street where faux cowboys are driving their ford f-900 retribution
Man Myles Garrett REALLY wants to kill someone, huh?
The rejection of national unity post-Trump is right on the mark. I study conflict in Africa, and the failure to hold perpetrators of violence accountable is a major factor in renewed conflict. We ourselves are still suffering from our failure to hold the South accountable after the Civil War.
These guys tell the newspaper they fell in love with Teddy Ruxpin and then wonder why nobody takes them seriously
"I'm saying she literally put Arby's in her pants. Yes." Put it in a museum.
Oh man I already miss the brief moment where I thought this said "Log Cabin Republicans"
Every conservative is the hardest-ass direct-confrontation animal you've ever heard until they see a single homeless person or cool S spraypainted on a wall, then they shit themselves so hard there's bone marrow in it.
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.
That's the thing, they don't, they're just virtue-signaling that they don't. It's like when some rich assholes says "I'm leaving New York City for Spokane" no the fuck you're not because you know damn well what New York is and what Spokane isn't and you know damn well you want New York
Heh, a woman getting off the 38 with a stroller dropped her kid's plushy and like eight people on the sidewalk and two of us still on the bus all made it our life's mission for the next three seconds, it was great
Exactly- cars explicitly remove people from their immediate surroundings and turns everything- literally everything- into an obstacle to be defeated.
A devastating crash in Astoria has left three people dead. I'm heartbroken for the victims and their loved ones. We can't normalize this. It's time to commit to streets that are safe for everyone.
"Last year there were ten murders in the NYC subway system, with well over a billion total rides taken. During the same time period, there were 253 traffic fatalities in New York City. One person dead every day and a half. Cars? Those things are fucking dangerous."
In urban policy, it is considered bad for someone to be rent-burdened (spending at least 30% of their income on rent). But Cuomo's newly proposed law would *require* that people be rent-burdened. Absolutely insane.
it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season
"My faithfulness is based entirely of the whims of the progress of communication software" is certainly a thing one could tell people about one's self
blackrock didn't show up at community meetings to try to block an affordable housing complex in my neighborhood and then vote out the alderman who made it happen. that was my neighbors
ICE looted their restaurant and tried to break into the safe. News chopper footage caught them backing their cars up to the door and carrying out cases of food.
how people on reddit imagine themselves when talking about dating an AI chatbot
Seinfeld diddit
Riding in 40+ year old Amtrak cars is janky but also like going back in time to when traveling felt like freedom and not like navigating an increasingly authoritarian space where you're herded like cattle and constantly threatened with expulsion at best or indefinite incarceration at worst
