Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Well damn. I didn't win $80 million. Can't start those not for profit medical centres I want to set up.
He/Him. Youth at Risk worker on leave for long COVID. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist In an infinite Universe so I've decided I'm the centre.🖤💛♥️🏳️🌈♿🏳️⚧️Ally. No DMs unless agreed first.
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view profile on Bluesky Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Well damn. I didn't win $80 million. Can't start those not for profit medical centres I want to set up.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
So I preordered Borderlands 4. Usually with games I preorder I'm usually disappointed. I don't know why I'd do this.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I know what it means. I was kidding.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Love is a battlefield.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I aim to please.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly it doesn't count cunts.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Well that's alright then.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Is it really necessary to explain my joke to me?
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no. The visual image.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Cronos The New Dawn looks really good, but it's a horror game and I'm a fucking coward.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Harrison Ford, best known for being a young military aide in Apocalypse Now.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
We don't want to run a fowl of my dad jokes.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, just being a goose.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell Ricky don't lose it.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's a reality I could live with.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Not I see, unsee.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
When your 23 year old son takes your advice and wathces Stand By Me for the first time and his only critique is River Phoenix looks like a lesbian with that haircut and now you can't I see it. That really just happened.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm long COVID now. I can't tell you what to do. I did in the other place have a plutonic crush. Sorry if it it can't continue.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Be safe. And if you feel you're not, we can talk about it.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Sell your fan too.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Water, but shaped water. Like the myth of the frozen bullet type knife water.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I even, whist drunk, tried to case work you.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I know what I did! I told you your online job will never be safe and didn't stop saying that. I used my experience in the 80s as a teenager losing friends to a drugs as the same metric to your voluntary work as a sex worker online. I didn't let it go either. I went too far. Oh no. I really am sorry.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
It's the boats right @albomp.bsky.social? This is the John Howard "We deicide" based bullshit that continues the race rallies we see in this country. We, as an immigrant country, have to send ships to international waters off the coast of the USA. They are refugees.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen Miller doesn't think so.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Always. I do remember how we met on the socials oddly enough. My profile said Wallumedegal land and you said we we're neighbours.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
You haven't lost your shit with me over 3 accounts for my stupid jokes. I call that tolerance.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember that name Eb. We followed each other on the other site. You blocked me for what I don't know, or at worst don't remember. I really didn't mean to offend, I never do for people I like. I did offend you though, and I'll wear it. For what I said or did in ignorance, I'm sorry.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Sally with the Commitments is me with Mike Myers. Didn't help after Wayne's World was fading away my male pattern baldness really was noticeable and I got Dr Evil because of him too. That Wayne's World shit he created was decades long load of shit that I still hear sometimes.
alyssa mercante (@alyssamerc.bsky.social) reposted
I am looking to chat with people who have been disparagingly featured in Zack “Asmongold” Hoyt’s content. I would like to see how this affected you, especially if you can provide ample receipts and clear timelines. Please signal boost this anywhere you’d like, as I’m not on Twitter anymore.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Hey @abbyhiggs.bsky.social. It's just gone 2pm here in Sydney and just gone midnight in your hometown (if I read your profile correctly), making it your birthday. Happy birthday Abby, I hope today is a great day and everyday after gets better and better. Told you I'd wish you happy birthday. ❤️
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
He fears a cold day though. Not just because he may need a jacket.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Not that I've noticed.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I was on stage with Wilson Picket in 1992 when he did Mustang Sally. That may have something to do with my love of the classics.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Like I said, phallus enhancers.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I like classic Mustangs, the modern ones are phallus enhancers of course.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Guy in front of me at the pharmacy going off about COVID vaccines while I'm wearing my Uncharted baseball hat and a Mass Effect N7 shirt, both popular videogame franchises, and I started saying how I really want my 5G because of being a middle aged gamer. I ranted about how great it would be.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
I'm in Rockdale in Sydney and I see more community on the pedestrian mall on King St in an area that has a higher concentration of immigrants than I do in the white bread suburb I live in. #FuckNazis
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
How did Drakside come from Darkside?
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
A real world version of a Sith Lord bringing someone over to the Drakside. www.sbs.com.au/news/insight...
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Ooh, I know this one. I get 12 months recognition from a TAFE qualification using a Healthcare card and pay no more than $240, which can also be waived with Labor's free courses, instead of $15000-$20000 for one year of Masters in Social Work. Do any Uni credits at TAFE you can. search.app/4eGRM
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
It was all for honey you bitches!
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my idea obviously. I do have an idea how to generate electricity using this, but I'm keeping that one to myself for now.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm setting one up to heat my small one bedroom flat. A metal bucket of sand a slow burn vegetable shortening candle and a strip of copper to heat and bury in the sand using the coppers good conductivity. It would cost about $4 Aud a week. That's a crap tonne cheaper than an electric heater.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
When you can't watch a movie because one of the actresses looks so much like someone that got away years ago because I was a psychological mess. And it still aches a little.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
There's a reason they're the bad guys in every movie. Indiana Jones didn't punch anyone from the Freedom marches.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Love ya mate. That's all I got.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Knockoff bricks? You're gonna love me. It is way too expensive for me to buy a Lego Millenium Flacon, but I could get a small resin printer for 25% the cost and print the bricks if I wanted to, and I want to. That's a goal for when I get past this long COVID bullshit.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Well done. I honestly can't remember when I stopped using, well the date anyway. I know the years, 29.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm looking at "how to do fitness". That's not a real sentence is it?
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
People should just be slapped.
Scotland's No1 Comrade (@scotlandscomrade.bsky.social) reposted
The late Iain Banks remarks have never been more relevant. Asylum seekers actually get a pittance from the state and they haven't caused any political problems. Immigration is a good and positive thing and it has helped build Scotland into the modern tolerant and free country it is today.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
They can't be A+ if he survives. Like anything else he does shit halfway.
Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social) reposted
Countries on track to eliminate cervical cancer: -Australia by 2028 -Sweden by 2027 -Rwanda by 2030 -UK by 2040 -Indonesia by 2030 -Bhutan 2030 -El Salvador by 2030 -Canada by 2040 How? HPV vaccine. Same one RFK Jr is trying to ban. You will note USA is not on this list.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Please.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Worst case we'd see the NewsCorpse lose their shit over it and we'd find out that way.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's coming up in 4 weeks like this lie says you can go to the Centrelink or MyGov portals and check upcoming payments, it would show there. If you search it it takes you to a warning page. www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/fake-informa...
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
There are heaps of them, I report them as misleading now. Whether that works I don't know, but I have to try.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
If anyone sees anything like this DO NOT click it, it's ad bait to dangerous sites. DO NOT believe it, it's purposely misleading to make you click to see the ads and other dangerous links. If in doubt go to the MyGov portal and search.
Wild Colonial Girl is sick of rich idiots trashing our world 🔥 (@colonialgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Please share widely. This fellow needs to be kicked out.
John Bailey (@isucceed.bsky.social) reposted
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Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, yours is a deeper cut. That makes it better.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I was going to go The Empire Strikes Gary, but that's too similar to this one for my comfort. You quick bugger.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Calling him a dog. Not anything anyone who's been in Aussie prison wants to be called.
Cosmic Marvel (@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social) reposted
Graham Greene has sadly passed away at the age of 73. He played Skully in ‘Echo’
3wombats (@3wombats.bsky.social) reposted
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Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Obviously one of those poor fools who's parents didn't toilet train properly and still uses baby wipes in a big person's packaging to make them hope they're not for babies. But they are and always will be for people raised wrong and baby wipes.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Especially now they don't come with earphone jacks and you have to use USB C type plugs.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's Mothra I'm leaving.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Using rallies attended by Nazis as speakers to use this social cohesion bullshit shows why they shouldn't be listened to. Fuck 'em.
Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) reposted
Music streaming sites should display an icon if the song playing is a cover, which can be clicked on to hear the original.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Well actually, some of us did it because of ADHD and no impulse....Oh fuck!
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I have a neighbour who thinks he's "beautiful", direct quote. I bought this just to piss her off. And wear it when I know I'm going to bump into her at the bus stop.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Youean the woke crowd? Yeah, they're not the right type of white.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
An unashamed Nazi getting up and speaking too. They'll take white South African "refugees" with open arms though.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Hey bus driver, they're brakes not a fucking trampoline. Stop bouncing on them.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Massive flash of lightning and the longest peak of thunder I think I've ever heard in my life just happened. That or the data farm 5 Kms away as the crow flies I can see from my balcony just exploded.
Anon Opin (@anonopin.bsky.social) reposted
If you're middle-aged, fat, and you smoke and drink, who the fuck do you think is going to give you health insurance if your pal Farage gets in and demolishes the NHS?
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't get it. I don't even think banning assault rifles would work anymore. There are just too many out there and it's become so ingrained because of the lobby groups that no one would give them up no matter how many shootings there are. Lucky we did before it it became too hard here in Australia.
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted
Watch what Don Jr does with his left hand. This needs to be streaming inside the Capitol, Senate chamber, House chamber, and hologrammed across the White House and Department of Homeland Security.
Wild Colonial Girl is sick of rich idiots trashing our world 🔥 (@colonialgirl.bsky.social) reposted
In Australia, a woman is murdered every 4 days, by a man. By contrast, Jewish people killed in so-called* anti-semitic attacks in Australia - zero. Where's our Special Envoy to Combat Male Violence Against Women, @albomp.bsky.social ? *opposing genocide is not anti-semitic.
Wild Colonial Girl is sick of rich idiots trashing our world 🔥 (@colonialgirl.bsky.social) reposted
Indigenous people make up < 4% of our population. There have been 12 deaths in custody this year. Jewish people make up <.5% of our population. Thankfully none have died as a result of antisemitism. Where is our Special Envoy To Combat Anti-Indigenous violence and neglect, @albomp.bsky.social?
Lizzy Schofield (@musictplove.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This is absolutely what I’ve been thinking & when this 👇came up in my Instagram feed it disturbed me because it felt very unnerving seeing a link with the flags to MAGA.
Ian M. Mackay, PhD (he/him) 🦠🤧🧬📑🦟🧀 (@mackayim.bsky.social) reposted
Don't assume that because they're idiots they're not a real threat. Don't assume that because you laugh at them they are a joke. Don't assume that because they are small they can't take control. Take a lesson from here, stop them now, utterly, and conclusively. -From Threads
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Built by the reincarnation of H.H. Holmes.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Whilst it does look delicious, it's also a crime against cardiology.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Oh for piss sake. Stop equating one man's lack of a soul with every ex addict you ignorant toss pots.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
How many had access to assault rifles they really didn't need because of a powerful gun lobby? That's an unequivocally insane amount of mass shootings.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
I get what he's saying, but 4197 mass shootings in 7 years? Fucking hell!!
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
We do have owls, I can hear them when they're looking for a mate. Not the big ones though just boobook owls. Not that I can hear at least.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear the foxes, they're just not on my balcony a metre away from my bedroom window like these buggers. I leave meal worms out for them so they see my balcony as somewhere safe.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
I live near inner city bushland that runs off the the Lane Cove national park and it has foxes. I'm guessing they're alerting to nocturnal predators.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
My favourite is the idiots that showed up complaining they were labelled as Nazis not even thinking about the Neo-Nazis that organised these rallies. The German parable, and they'd know, "If you see a Nazi at a table and 9 people sit down with them, you have 10 Nazis at the table" pisses them off.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you get turmeric? Because I get that one a lot.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
This one at 3am does it too. This is me after being woken up by the bastards for the I lost count how many times.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social)
Amazing how the "enlightened" can shit on millions of people because they don't like one person from same cohort. Yes RFK Jr is an ex addict, but that doesn't mean you can blame that on his being a bad person. People don't work that way. Being raised as US "royalty" probably made him this entitled.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
The anger at bigotry is well and truly justified. You don't like it, be better. It's that simple.
Wayne (@shakesfirst.bsky.social) reply parent
Only to those that aren't acting with bigotry. I don't work well with the wilfully ignorant, no one should until they lose that willing bigotry.