first humvee of guys getting immediately carjacked
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first humvee of guys getting immediately carjacked
you can’t write like this if you’re an adult. can’t even hit the spellcheck
All time photo here
Fuck this paper
getting invaded is gonna suck ass
i hate when this happens
arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code
yes. also that line is a mental shorthand for filling out any kind of info and fucking it up
I think I forgot because it is overwritten mentally by the tim and Eric movie scene. you know the one
this is an alley oop because I forgot about that one. yeah top third.
“looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart”
they are so good at making lips awful
fascism hates it when you list Tim & Eric sketches that are definitely in the upper third: midi organizer, Will Forte mattress store, long legs. oh, C.O.R.B.S for sure
garfield what the hell
Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving
am not looking forward to morons with long guns everywhere
this is pretty hurtful because that was my previous nickname 😔
lately people have been calling me The Costco DILF of the Near West Side
You've got the blight disease. You must have come over here recently from the big island, %PCRace. Get that taken care of. We don't need it around here.
garf
this is the truest thing anyone has ever posted
Visiting an @animesickos.bsky.social landmark
he has no events because he's getting a Dick Cheney heart
to be clear, this means that some of the staples, such as the car door slam, are happening multiple times (although not back to back) for each entry in the series
something i can't stand: when I am walking down the street and someone does every Heat Action from the Yakuza games to me in order
When the news media hears I’m about to post a new type of sandwich
340 million people in the carnage jalopy. bouncing & sputtering, Tron trail of blood
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
they keep trying to put me in the wickerman but I'm too slippery
My first thought, upon seeing this, is that any company out there needs to start using this tool right away or else they’ll get left behind
People love saying "the genie is out of the bottle." Genies go back in the bottle all the time. They're only ever out for a little bit
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
lost your damn mind
it's a long shot but I just applied to be the next Lu Bu
applying to be one of those ballistic gel dummies the mythbusters explode
time to scroll, what do we got: fascism updates. Jamie Lee Curtis's jumbo yum yums. additional fascism updates,
I need to find an industry that's not computers
"ingredients you can actually pronounce" you dont know that. im fucking stupid
friends, the fact of the matter is I'm a dumb cow doing a Temple Grandin to myself
Whenever I say this site is half people from Philadelphia exactly half of the replies are people saying I’m wrong and exactly half of the replies are people saying Go Birds
here it is @fiofiorello.bsky.social’s description of a sandwich on Anime sickos podcast that made me laugh so hard I had to pull the car over, for safety reasons
grabbing a natty ice from cooler and throwing it straight up, knocking an Air & Water show jet out of the sky
buncha people found out they live next to sandwich guy
And officer when my client said “I’m going shut-the-fuck-up mode” you understood that he was invoking his right to remain silent, correct?
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
this specific vector, where you can say anything about a city and it's not weird/pussy shit to say you are always scared, is a psychic knife in my head
You can’t call libs beta males and run around saying stuff like this
sometimes when I'm at the park with my son, a parent will recognize my voice from that split I did with Ghost Mice
(AJJ voice) im gonna fuck the devil in his mouth,
this is a riddle not a review you piece of shit
Love the "James and Donna the day before Laura Palmer dies" vibe here
The philosophical justification for what’s happening in DC is basically this Reddit post
![r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:of56nmyuqzvjta7qlf7gwht6/bafkreigd4ytwxolisa7hyct6pyoprf6vqdzvyevq44rtyv4zjeurlw3uii@jpeg "Click to view full size")
(turning like an Oblivion guard) wow, it's really coming down out there
"tommorow I will go super Saiyan and do a full power Kamehameha" is a more grounded thing to post
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
so if this was said in say, 2014, I would immediately assume it meant pick up computer shit because that was kinda the hiring context: if you could do computer real good, degree didn't matter. today it reads more like, get more certs that don't matter but faster due to your nimble mind
Google sucks but I was still able to find related with 'branson reese joe camel hit me with car '
he is politely requesting his medicine. what a guy
something you need to understand about me is I have dedicated my life to continued success of the Huizhou Jinqi Property Management Co, Ltd
there's this interesting reoccurring theme in history where it sucks to be ruled by sub-gutter freaks with dead dog brains
like, you always knew politicians were liars, venal, grandiose, narcissistic, unprincipled, uncaring. then you met covid donald trump. AND THEN you met revenge donald trump
did you forget who my grandpa was
I think it would just change the character a lot, for starters
every screenshot of the new King of the Hill kicks off the same chain of thought: everything is reboots and remakes, probably sucks ➡️ no, it can still be good despite being a reboot ➡️ [void] ➡️ what if Goku was Mormon
guy radioing his handler, confirming 24 hrs of sack watch. long. "yeah dude"
getting an EMG to figure out if my nerves are fucked. didn't get that job. also there's 2 red sniper dots tracking my head & balls, started this morning
would love to see the first time they take the car for a spin
don't care what gollum was up to. try again with King Kai
that laugh when you see your main dude and he's lowkey got that shit on
the typo? it's a draft, asshole
drafting new professional summary
THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
that's my alt
spawning on roof is sign of great virility. no doom counter on big man
then immediately cutting off their response with 'how about you get off my nuts"
phone interview today. when they ask if I have any questions for them gonna go with how often do you think about dying
this is like when they tell me that my entire brain and nutsack is full of microplastics. this is not actionable information. this is not germane to my day-to-day experience.
next up on the jim acosta show, we're interviewing ai versions of the dead sandy hook children, who would be in college now. let's hear what they think about free speech on campus
MindSad: The Thinker’s Lament
would thrive in a nomadic steppe society. I am already always pacing + my gaming PC is on one of those carts with wheels
I do admire the branding of Lunchables where it doesn’t promise a child a good lunch, it promises an item that has the ability to achieve lunch
the demon in my mind, 24 hours a day: you should think about Eagleheart. play the Death Punch episode in HD from memory
yeah I'm sure they are taking this case to say the current interpretation is correct. we are dusted and on the shelf
all the big money perverts need this data for their big money moves. yeah, reconcile with data from diff countries but man lmao
literally the last accurate jobs report
Trump promised bosses that he would crush the Biden Boom labor market and he's keeping that promise.
The only good websites were made because freaks felt compelled. Money makes the websites go nasty
i love to select all the squares that contain traffic lights
I love doing katas in the garage