Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Separated at birth?
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
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Your periodic reminder about Kentucky's Kim Davis & her kind.
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Whatever the news, we can be glad that Air & Space Forces Magazine is on the scene!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
40 years ago yesterday, the remains of Titanic were found at the bottom of the North Atlantic. Not too long ago, I visited the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute, where they have a museum devote to the expedition, including a replica of the Alvin submersible.
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Trying not to get my hopes up, as it'll probably be spun into some nonsense how his otherwise supreme health conquered the threat of an enlarged prostate.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
CNN kicks off September with its head up its arse.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I'm sorry, but being murdered over ding dong ditch, a child's prank? It's the fucking guns. And the child's killer will probably not even be charged, because Texas.
Air-rum (@aarum.bsky.social) reposted
YALL this is brilliant and mind blowing using the audio from Vietnam war on the national guard here in #DC
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Does my personal belief that Donald Trump is dead count as some of that "be the change you want to see in the world" style optimism?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Why am I hearing fireworks Labor Day Weekend? During the daylight, no less?
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He'd have been a solid consolation prize this week.
Audrey Farnsworth (@audipenny.bsky.social) reposted
I think my ideal job is Haunted Mansion Disneyland Employee (100% Remote)
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Oklahoma is a state that wants to ban books & shutter its public libraries. Are they afraid people might pick up a book & learn that this kind of thing is wrong?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Ohioans can find a better governor than Vivek Ramaswamy, a poser chump who'd wear dress shoes to a football game. Can't they? Can they at lease please try?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Ohioans can find a better governor than Vivek Ramaswamy, a chump who'd wear dress shoes to a football game. Can't they? Can they at lease please try?
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Her comments are full of charmers like this guy.
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Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Could the New York Daily News be more wrong here? It's clear the progresive movement, here symbolized by having even remote sympathy for the people of Palestine, is the only one with forward momentum. Schumer & Jeffries are flailing & less than useless.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
A government deploying its troops into U.S. cities can have wildly mixed results, but more often than not are misguided & dangerous attempts to resolve civilian & social conflicts or embarrassing attempts to display strength. Now, Trump has added gardening & garbage detail to the mix.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
The wee small hours of this morning had so much anticipation & potential. When he finally does shuffle loose the mortal coil, it will be like the end of Return of the Jedi.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Trump would literally die to distract his base from the Epstein files. Or at least I hope that's the case.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I don't think he's dead yet, but I'm sure he's on Epstein's list.
Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins.bsky.social) reposted
Trump just declared “Overdose Prevention Week.” But behind the scenes, his team is withholding $140 million Congress already set aside to fight fentanyl overdoses. Programs are being forced to pause. Lives are at stake. youtu.be/RFW-OlmAgDE
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
How bad a cop do you have to be to be assigned to Orlando's Sidewalk Chalk Unit?
Alexandra Petri (@petridishes.bsky.social) reposted
just awful wapo.st/46aNJB0
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
10 years ago today, Dumb & Dumber 3 went straight to YouTube.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Both the United Nations & the 2028 Olympics should strongly consider leaving the United States for more hospitable environs.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Why is this man making decisions that will impact the health of millions?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I have seen Ghostbusters over 50 times, which by Doogie Himmler's estimation, should render me one of the world's foremost experts on parapsychology & psychology.
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Here's the title track to his 1983 album, One Particular Harbor: youtu.be/aijJh2wn7eQ?...
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Fans outside of Florida consider it not only a celebration, but a day of service & charity. I made a contribution earlier to one of my favorite charities & am now just enjoying some music.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
For some folks, every day is Jimmy Buffett Day, but it's today for the normies. What is Jimmy Buffett Day? Well, it's really the one good thing to come out of Florida since the early 1980s.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Another classic from his catalog for Jimmy Buffett Day! youtu.be/NJX2PEvP_ig?...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Has it promised to make oceans great again? www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/ar...?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Another personal favorite to mark Jimmy Buffett Day. youtu.be/p5JmvtmwLYs?...
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted
Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Happy Jimmy Buffett Day! Here's a live take on one of my favorites of his. youtu.be/EoDPACOufOI?...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Disney fans, how would you feel if Bob Iger had his face AI-generated onto a character in Pinocchio or Fantasia?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
If Republicans can't kill us by letting sickness & disease run rampant, they'll get it done with mother nature.
Sweatpants Cher (@housefeminist.bsky.social) reposted
According to the 2nd Amendment, the right of the people to keep and bear arms is necessary to the security of a free state. So we permit easy access to deadly weapons, even when our children are terrorized in school, at church. But what condition is our “free state” in right now? Who is secure?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Why is this the headline? I don't recall ever seeing "Straight While Male Shooter Kills..." & it's what happens 98% of the time. It's *almost* like they're platforming hate against the transgender community.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
What is this trend with former Buffalo Bills & "restore your boner" commercials?
Mark Jacob (@markjacob.bsky.social) reposted
If I were charged with a federal crime, I’d hire Pam Bondi’s brother as my lawyer. Because I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Tonight's feature presentation, or the movie I will likely soon fall asleep to.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Tonight's feature presentation, or the movie I will likely soon fall asleep to.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Who do we petition to have Coke imported from Anaheim & not Mexico? Everything tastes better at Disneyland.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Finally! A former Cincinnati Red with a reputation worse than Pete Rose.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
In other words, be aware primarily of straight white men with a military &/or law enforcement background/fetish.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Pete Hegseth is such a low-tier, clown car style villain that Batman wouldn't even bother apprehending him in Gotham City, leaving him to the bumbling Chief O'Hara to contend with.
Tina Smith (@smith.senate.gov) reposted
“Do not offer thoughts and prayers as you systemically enable such tragedies. Do not claim prayers are sufficient when children die as they pray. Do not pretend you do not understand.” — Lydia, 16, Minneapolis
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Darby O'Gill has unlocked west coast celebrity status!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Republicans want the military guarding (and cleaning) your sidewalks, but don't care fuck all about children being slaughtered in schools.
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If Pixar's Inside Out took place in my head, this would be the cast.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Anytime I traveled northwest of Woodlawn in the Bronx...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Behold! Kevin Sorbo's biggest starring role in years!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Reason and Emotion is an animated short from the Walt Disney Studio. Released this week in 1943, at the height of World War II, its subject matter is as relevant today as it was then. youtu.be/hKkSv9fwRrI
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Republicans & servile cops seem to care more about preventing the installation of rainbow crosswalks than they do about preventing mass shootings, in schools, churches, places of business, or anywhere else they may occur. They got what they wanted. 2 children in Minneapolis will never paint again.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Republicans & servile cops seem to care more about preventing the installation of rainbow crosswalks than they do about preventing mass shootings, in schools, churches, places of business, or anywhere else they may occur. They got what they wanted. 2 children in Minneapolis will never paint again.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Do I spend the entire weekend at the movies, or do I choose just one?
Clay Ranck (@clayranck.bsky.social) reposted
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
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Just have a razor handy when you want to shatter that ceiling!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Members of The Police haven't fought this much since they were a band. Maybe it's time for another reunion tour?
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Trump's economy forcing the old Cracker Barrel man to delay his retirement
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Of course, what with music being famously absent from the film starring Judy Garland...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
After all this Cracker Barrel nonsense, I'd imagine looking back, IHOP is feeling like they got off light for this.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
My health insurance doesn't cover therapy, but even my permanent table for one sad sack self knows this is some devilry!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Pity their dad isn't James Woods.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I've only just now learned that yesterday was National Women's Equality Day. And from a Peanuts cartoon, no less. That's messed up.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Was there not legislation introduced some time ago that determined that commercials couldn't increase their volume to stand out more between whatever might be broadcast? If that's the case, why are these Drew Barrymore commercials so jarringly loud that she scared my dog?
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Wearing "please see me" reflective vests over camouflage fatigues is kind of silly, no? Aside from the whole National Guard being used for trash detail thing, I mean?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Wearing "please see me" reflective vests over camouflage fatigues is kind of silly, no? Aside from the whole National Guard being used for trash detail thing, I mean?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
What a great gift from Ani DiFranco's Righteous Babe Records to the Buffalo & Erie County Public Library! www.facebook.com/share/v/15Ao...
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One year ago today, The New York Times offered the opinion that Donald Trump, a twice-impeached, convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, tax evading, serial adulterer, & charter member of the Epstein list, could win on character. Any more evidence needed that the media is not up to the task at hand?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
RFK Jr's brain cannot host them all! theweek.com/health/new-w...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
What are the odds Trump will post something implying that he should be invited to their wedding?
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I drive home from work & this news drops! May Taylor & Travis be happy together for at least as many years as there are limited editions of The Life of a Showgirl!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Darby O'Gill is celebrating National Dog Day with a new Alice in Wonderland tug toy & t-shirt!
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There are any number of amazing women on this platform. Brilliant, witty, worldly, well-read, seasoned travelers, kind & empathetic. But yeah, the prospect of meeting, let alone dating anyone met through this platform is frightful. I would think even more so for them.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Imagine if Joe Biden showed up somewhere with purple hands. I don't think the press would have completely ignored it as they've done thus far with Trump.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Re: another type of senior, during Andrew Cuomo's tenure as New York's governor, over 12,000 nursing home residents died of COVID-19. Whatever he's on about here with his attacks on Zohran Mamdani, I'd say those seniors Cuomo hasn't killed deserve at least some free pizza.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
He never disappeared for some of us!
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Southwest Airlines tried the same discriminatory shit they're pulling now 15 years ago when they kicked filmmaker Kevin Smith off a plane. Why are there no stories about their continued nickel & diming of passengers & giving us less less room? www.theguardian.com/film/2010/fe...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
One year ago today, The New York Times offered the opinion that Donald Trump, a twice-impeached, convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, tax evading, serial adulterer, & charter member of the Epstein list, could win on character. Any more evidence needed that the media is not up to the task at hand?
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
DONALD TRUMP IS SO NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES THAT THE ONLY WOMAN IN JAIL FOR BEING IN THE EPSTEIN FILES SAID THAT HE'S NOT IN THE FILES SO THANK YOU FOR THE PARDON AND ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Scott Linnen (@scottlinnen.bsky.social) reposted
not to brag, but i can still fit into my high school fetal position.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
Donald Trump & Mitch McConnell are brothers in arms. Hands, at the very least. While the perils of aging are unfortunate & will impact us all, I prefer to believe that in the case of these two criminally evil men especially, it's more likely a sign of their rotting from the inside out.
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
You may have hard that the now former Cincinnati Children's Hospital chaplain, Imam Ayman Soliman, has been detained by ICE in a Butler County jail for over a month. As faith groups increasingly call for his release, redneck Sheriff Richard Jones is once again looking for douchebag street cred.
Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) reposted
Guys, I have a special & unusual request today. My cousin Sean is a union bus driver here in Los Angeles who was just FIRED in retaliation for saying he would not let masked ICE agents onto his bus to abduct riders. The fight is on to get his job back, you can help: actionnetwork.org/letters/send...
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That's the kind of innovation that's going to discover warp speed by 2063!
Sweatpants Cher (@housefeminist.bsky.social) reposted
an American sacrificing their sandwich is a harbinger of revolution
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
New Edward Gorey exhibit to open at Harvard University's Houghton Library. library.harvard.edu/exhibits/edw...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
From @thebulwark.com www.thebulwark.com/p/magas-crac...
Shawn Patrick Farrell (@shawnfarrell.bsky.social)
I have no love for Chris Christie, but this is just another absurd effort at distraction, vengeance politics, & pandering. How long before Trump declares a "super pardon" of Richard Nixon? Or absolves Andrew Jackson of any wrongdoing for the displacement & genocide of the Trail of Tears?