rapture this rapture that why don't you log off and wrap ur hands around a cold one
deep cuts and jokes. https://twitter.com/shawnhils?s=21&t=xRPREL8G2o0Wsm-WTqkygw
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rapture this rapture that why don't you log off and wrap ur hands around a cold one
More from the Suffolk University poll: www.suffolk.edu/-/media/suff... Do you support or oppose "defund the police"? Support - 21% Oppose - 74% Would you support or oppose cutting some of the police budget and using the money for social services? Support - 54% Oppose - 41%
I find all this parsing and arguing over identity and lack of clear motive to drive home the point: it's the guns
lmao
you can tell they’re treating Kirk’s murder with a serious and somber attitude by the gifs
the trump video is from yesterday. I think Rupar saw the screenshot of the transcript going viral and wanted in on the engagement www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...
24 years ago to the day
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
This is why you don't fill federal law enforcement with incompetent political hacks. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
how it feels to be in the 59th Street subway station
ur telling me a vice president was unhappy with the roles and lack of support they were given by the white house?
Northern Ireland man from Lisburn kidnapped by Trump’s Ice raids because he “looked like a Mexican”. He had the correct visa, all his documents. He’s never been in trouble with police. Held in terrible conditions. A fellow captive couldn’t get his medication and dropped dead of a heart attack
the greatest part about this is they're not claiming someone photoshopped the document, they're saying 22 years ago--among a collection of other famous people's letters-- someone forged his signature as if we're living in the 1960's
thinking about her
NEW POLL: The poll found that 46 percent of likely voters currently planned to choose Mr. Mamdani, the Democratic nominee, in a four-way race for NYC mayor. His support spans racial and ethnic groups but is especially strong among young and highly educated voters.
It’s a shame no one had the power to bar Trump from office four years ago www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
tshirt for this website
holding space for you dying
Subway cookie on a rope
SEO rules all
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
A reminder that this shit with Cracker Barrel is nothing new. As Ganz points out, the right loves doing the consumerist nostalgia bit and it's most perfectly incapsulated by a series of truly cringe tweets posted a few years ago:
just some fellas who stand on the left of the escalator
The ghoulish fixation on preexisting conditions and starving children in Gaza is bizarre. In all modern conflicts the death toll is measured in excess deaths. This is something I wrote about Congo's civil war almost 20 years ago:
“What they’re offering people is not health insurance or economic security,” Stanley says. “They’re offering them delight in the torture of others.” www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
ok I’m tuning in. also this description reminded me of Barbarian Days which predates these guys but reading it made me realize how far surfing has come (derogatory)
i would condemn the protester for spending the time to make a bad tweet into a sign
As of late last month, the investigation—led by US senator Jon Ossoff, a Democrat of Georgia—had unearthed 41 cases of physical and sexual abuse; 14 involving pregnant detainees and 18 involving children.
listening to the dumbest dudes at the gym swear Obama was going to take over the country with the national park police for eight years and then seeing this is some amazing whiplash for me
my main takeaway from this video is that these fed brothers can not run. foot speed like toddlers in sand
blatant and shameless SEO trolling
I’m so old, I remember when Pam Bondi’s DOJ defended employing a January 6 rioter, as a “valued” senior advisor, who urged protesters at the Capitol to kill cops. THIS WAS LAST WEEK.
In a lengthy call in June, Obama congratulated Mamdani, offered him advice about governing and discussed the importance of giving people hope in a dark time. Others in Obama’s orbit have also shown a keen interest in Mamdani, too. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/o...
they didn’t think they could fool anyone, it’s just a gimmick press release (last paragraph). this is what happens when it’s August of the off year. staff are bored out of their minds and trying to stay busy
pervert chef
how the offshore windfarm buoy looks at you after your 9th hour at sea beceause the jet ski ran out of gas
absolutely rancid dorks are running shit
look at this mf
The extent to which the American economy is being transformed into a machine for scams and outright bribery should be spoken about more directly. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/scams-and-...
the stomp clap hey news cycle enters its second week
the flag football league is an actually an elaborate meth ring
Drug Enforcement Administration officers patrolling the National Mall. If you know DC you understand how tremendously goofy this is (h/t @lorenzohall1.bsky.social)
have sensed some confusion re: the origins of stomp clap that i'm all too happy to clear up maxread.substack.com/i/170106944/...
can’t believe not buying things from amazon and walmart for one day didn’t work
I can't emphasize enough just how bad the AI that tricked cuomo was lol.
the only thing I gotta say about this is that the edward sharpe aesthetic has been co-opted by anti-vaxxers who are posting about food dyes and selling carnivore diets to suburban moms and boat owners
that yoshi silhouette
The Rehearsal season 3
i always wonder how things like that happen, like The Illusionist/The Prestige in 2006. producers at the same party just beefing with eachother and seeing who can make it first
can’t let context hold you back from getting these tweets off
the rj reynolds tobacco company says children who don’t smoke will be at a disadvantage in the future
there are kaaba's everywhere for those with the eyes to see
the world's first self-driving outdoor patio covering
people still on twitter logging on to bluesky with screenshots of tweets in their camera roll
That man on EVERY SINGLE PAGE 😭
Deranged situation in Gaza: -Israel banned UN as food aid supplier, replaced w US nonprofit Gaza Humanitarian Foundation (GHF) run by Trump evangelicals -GHF insufficient supplies, UN has more waiting -GHF says will deliver food *for* UN, obvi UN doesn't trust -GHF says *UN* is making this political
Jubilee:
really fun
i'm at a taco truck in sedona and everyone is talking about how "AriZohranmentum" is over
This is amazing. Yesterday Trump claimed he talked to his uncle about how brilliant the Unabomber was when the Unabomber was a student of his at MIT. The Unabomber never went to MIT, he was identified in 1996, and his uncle died in 1985.
"I, an extremely rich guy, sat down two candidates for public office and told them I'm going to decide which one of them is going to drop out and who's going to get all my money" is basically the cartoon version of the argument for why having extreme wealth inequality is bad for democracy
right after jeffries was elected speaker in 2023 he delivered a speech featuring "the ABC's of democracy" and I immediately knew Dems had made a mistake democraticleader.house.gov/media/press-...
look at my opposition party dawg
breaking my hooters restraining order to ask out the server again but this time will be different
a warning that you are guilty by association from the lawyer of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump
[in the most nasal voice imaginable] unwoke the boats
"taking the politics out of ship naming." listen to yourself
The immediate success of congestion pricing, after the Dem establishment insisted it would discredit the entire party, was a great advertisement for Trying Shit.
extremely we needed this rain voice we needed this rain
We’ve got secret police black bagging people and sending them to gulags, the scary parts of communism are already here idk what these people think a public grocery store will lead to bsky.app/profile/jame...
the NY Dems are an extreme example of the national party’s instinct to defer to seniority and assume the old rules still apply instead of recruiting fresh energy. that’s the long way of saying Status Cuomo *carl paladino voice*
struggling with real wars so they’re retreating to the more familiar media wars
why won’t you do our propaganda about jets that go vroom
seniors signing up for another term of ordering around staff and attending dinners wearing a little pin on their lapel
CNBC and WSJ today
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
thank you for joining this emergency meeting of the five families: landlords, hudson yards, john catsimatidis, equinox, helicopters
And the Being Normal olympics begin.
"The elites that have rallied behind Cuomo are doing so precisely because he has not learned or changed, and because in his strident unwillingness to do either he represents the only future they care to imagine, which is one in which they remain on top." defector.com/andrew-cuomo...
[wearing a name tag on a lanyard and walking up to the stegosaurus at the open bar] looks like they let anyone in here!
they/them is plural! [a short time later when he hits the $58 parlay on a college baseball game] LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
wow no overlap with, and yet all good choices
trump trying to solve the middle east crisis on truth social
The President is slashing government services, sending troops into US cities to abduct people, illegally bombing Iran, and the Democratic Party is mobilizing its full might to … stop New York City from electing a mildly left-leaning mayor.
This really isn’t a hard message. Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.
congress? anyone want to step in here
Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
"The focus on white genocide in South Africa stems from concerns about farm attacks, which some view as racially motivated. Use code KILL THE BOER for 15% off your next order at Grubhub"
“that’ll be $18 for the salsa”
I know only so many people care about New York City, and I respect that. But I want people to know that this potatohead goober owns the consensus Worst Grocery Store Chain, for price and for quality, in a city with some truly heinous grocery stores.