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did my first ever sparring session today one minute rounds alternating fighters the other fighters were only allowed throw jabs at me since my first time sparring someone let canelo know i’m on the way
this is the important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/coco
there’s a legitimate argument to be made that ryan coogler directed the best superhero movie ever the best boxing movie ever and the best vampire movie ever (AND HE’S STILL PROBABLY GOT A GOOD 35 YEARS LEFT OF MAKING MOVIES!!!)
jake gyllenhaal’s career accolades list should be WINS Nightcrawler: Best Actor Prisoners: Best Supporting Actor Brokeback Mountain: Best Supporting Actor NOMINATIONS Jarhead: Best Actor End of Watch: Best Supporting Actor Donnie Darko: Best Actor Zodiac: Best Supporting Actor
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my first official sparring session i need a cool boxing nickname like shea “the sledgehammer” serrano or whatever
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ayyyyyyyye i beat someone rated 1462 that’s the highest rating anyone i’ve ever beat has had I’M THE GREATEST CHESS PLAYER IN THE WORLD
the comment section of this essay is better than the actual essay 🥹🥹🥹
a flight attendant is asking you if you want any of those little graham crackers and you can’t even answer because miguel just started singing to mama coco and you’re in the middle of an emotional breakdown 😂
😂 today is UPGRADE TO PAID day for everyone y’all come be like catrick mahomes goodmovie.substack.com/p/coco
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this was the first time i got to sign the ACTION HERO SCOUTING REPORT 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 that project was so much fun to work on
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i can’t even imagine 😭😭😭😭😭
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one hour away come to this it’s gonna be fun
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NOWHERE BOOKSHOP tonight 6pm me and @passionweiss.bsky.social are gonna be there talking about books and music and the such come hangout with us (san antonio)
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if you’re in san antonio tomorrow me and @passionweiss.bsky.social are gonna hang out and talk about books and music and whatnot and it’s gonna be a great deal of fun come be with us
it did not it would’ve had to take it from Man on Fire, The Matrix, or Mi Vida Loca and i like all those movies more it has a side-facing placement for now maybe i’ll change my mind on the rewatch
huge shake-up today congrats to HACKERS + HIGHER LEARNING + EL MARIACHI + PUMPKINHEAD they all earned a spot on the wall today condolences to HELLRAISER + JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 + MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE + OUT FOR JUSTICE they were all relegated to make space
this is a very good album
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the one near westlakes mall and then starting around middle school the one off military
the first one was chuck klosterman — my all time favorite author the most recent one is this writer named marion teniade — a pop culture critic i happened across a couple months ago — incredibly sharp — she’s gonna have a big career
kickboxer — it’s my first movie theater memory — my uncle took me — i just remember sitting like HOLY FUCKING SHIT the whole time — sparked a lifelong love of movies
that’s exactly what the baby did when i took him to the office with me one day lol
the jeweler historian expert who was in their crew is the one who told him about it
yeah — my mom still watches them today — one time the baby spent a few days over there and when he came home he kept asking to watch La Reina del Sur 😂
either scorsese or fincher
i could easily beat up your 9 year old
i listen to the social network soundtrack every so often while i’m writing and i have the bloodsport score on vinyl that’s really fun to listen to
my state of the art 9” zenith TV/vcr combo
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thanks for saying nice things — my main process is i just sit there and try to think of stuff that i’ve not seen anywhere before
fuck no
one time when i was teaching i was sitting at my desk during my off period and this boy poked his head in and said “mr serrano they’re looking for you” and we always had meetings during our off period so i said “who?” and then he just shouted “deez nuts” as he walked away lol
if we got somewhere around 48 wins i would be very happy
i guess it depends on (a) whether or not you have family members that you’re responsible for and (b) your overall risk tolerance
favorite pre-recession cage movie: con air favorite post-recession cage movie: i’m gonna cheat here but Into the Spider-verse
blood in blood out — it’s much easier to recommend now that it’s on amazon prime
very true — it was a garden of eden and reverse garden of eden thing — the tree in ava’s enclosure could maybe be seen as a hat-tip to the tree of knowledge in the bible
my favorite marvel theater experience was endgame — least favorite was that red hulk movie it was a total snore
in the GOOD MOVIE chat room — i posted in there about it the day i saw it
never had it
i think it’d be real cool to live in the mountains real secluded — that’s my dream
oh man — Inside Llewyn Davis — didn’t grab me at all the first time and then on the rewatch i was like “ummm….. wait i fucking love this” lol
i got a bit of free time so if you’ve got some Qs i’ll try and give you some As
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wrath of man fucking rules
any movie where some dudes gotta rob a cash truck sign me up
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there’s an indoor flea market here in san antonio that has a couple vhs vendors
on fire today 🥹🥹🥹🥹
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FOUND IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
oh man
they said i’d never find it they said it couldn’t be done
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the OSCAR ISAAC MOVIE ROLES HOTNESS podium goodmovie.substack.com/p/ex-machina
something i’ve learned is the main thing that a guy who’s super into watches wants is for someone cooler than he is to walk up to him and say something nice about his watch
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what a lot of people don’t know is that the oscar trophy that they give out at the academy awards is actually named after oscar isaac
everything i read beforehand said that if i wanted GOOD MOVIE to work out it needed to be made up of v short pieces posted 3-5x a week so the fact it’s the opposite of that (one very long essay once a week) and people are still showing up for it is so dope to me thank you 🥹🥹
paul wall goes so fucking hard here
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terrible joke real bad and i loved it so much lol
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hell yes go see it
john 10:10 that’s my usual
i met james pax and donald li from Big Trouble in Little China this is the greatest day of my life
prime writing hours
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i’m calling the cops