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Shelley

@shelleyistired.bsky.social

ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦 Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals. NO DMs PLEASE

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Blueskyisms in action

2/9/2025, 4:23:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG Tim I'm so sorry for your loss. Moo Moo was an icon and will be remembered by so many of us. I'm heartbroken. Milo will be so sad, please give him a belly rub for me. ❤❤

1/9/2025, 1:22:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Vince has invented "the anti-mist". #BB27

1/9/2025, 5:46:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

I wonder if the incessant Big Brother posting here has caused anyone to check out the show and maybe become a fan. Imagine Pussy La'quer posting with us next season. #BB27

1/9/2025, 5:36:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope she Ariana-s her way through it.

1/9/2025, 5:29:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

I feel so bad for Vince's gf, even without the cheatmance, it would be hard to justify to yourself dating such a wimp. #BB27

1/9/2025, 5:27:02 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

With no Rachel this season, we have a Keanu/Katherine/Rylie/Lauren final 4 #BB27

31/8/2025, 6:28:00 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:14:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't even get me started on the Ashleys.

29/8/2025, 12:52:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder if his gf is the mothering type. It would explain a lot.

28/8/2025, 4:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Go Nazi, go brokezy.

28/8/2025, 12:36:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Eliminations should be in the style of Squid Games. Instant hit.

26/8/2025, 11:38:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 9:59:11 PM | 38 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Elon won't be rigging anymore elections for him.

18/8/2025, 11:07:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 11:04:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't wait for Lauren's deep dive! #BB27

18/8/2025, 11:35:00 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Scary to think how close we were to a Morgan HOH.

15/8/2025, 6:14:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Mickey's quick fall from grace needs to be studied. What other players have been practically guaranteed end game and then quickly blew up their position? #BB27 #BBSky

13/8/2025, 2:20:23 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Ronnie and his fake cat have entered the chat.

13/8/2025, 6:34:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I get the feeling ChatGPT will be handing out some Darwin awards in the future.

12/8/2025, 11:31:55 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:57:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 5:35:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Dog treats in your other pocket!

9/8/2025, 3:26:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Is Trump aware that they have tall buildings with windows in Alaska?

9/8/2025, 9:31:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Bibi has a copy of the Epstein files.

9/8/2025, 4:03:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 10:28:25 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 3:21:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Seems like ICE has a recruitment problem and I'm guessing its because all of the racist psychopaths are already in their employ.

6/8/2025, 6:49:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

We could have had it all. ☹

6/8/2025, 4:13:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

"When Trump leaves office"

5/8/2025, 4:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Because there weren't enough extinction level events already possible. And the doomsday clock keeps ticking.

4/8/2025, 11:36:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

If not for a pardon, Hunter would already be in El Salvador. Its why they are going hard on the auto pen, so they can void the pardons.

3/8/2025, 3:39:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 4:31:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

I guess a lot of US politicians will become stock market enthusiasts again today. The tariff shakedown racket and politician enrichment program continues.

31/7/2025, 2:59:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I loved them all!

31/7/2025, 10:44:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/7/2025, 5:28:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 4:05:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

And it only took 2 days of witness tampering to make it happen!

28/7/2025, 7:59:23 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 12:34:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Where Rylie's baby mama at?

27/7/2025, 5:35:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you have any comment on blue states being denied the same? Glad your people got yours and hope they are well.

25/7/2025, 10:10:48 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Hubris looks like he's seen some shit and has stories to tell.

24/7/2025, 9:41:30 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

If more people sue these right wing extremists, maybe they would finally shut the fuck up. A girl can dream.

23/7/2025, 5:48:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I can no longer support Jimmy.

23/7/2025, 5:48:40 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Hellocobber needs to start trespacing on Gonzo spots, a new spot every day, like elf on shelf. And we will need many videos of his outrage.

23/7/2025, 4:28:46 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

That gives the 1000 FBI agents the whole summer to leak shit, making the whole thing more explosive.

22/7/2025, 4:55:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Do not despair, it is still possible for an Ava/Rachel final 2 with either Ava winning or Franzel's head exploding.

22/7/2025, 2:24:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Nope. Still thinking about Epstein.

21/7/2025, 12:37:10 AM | 29 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I've been struggling with this as well. The Empire has been hard on buddhists.

19/7/2025, 6:19:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I low key want her to win just to watch Franzel's head explode.

19/7/2025, 12:17:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 11:50:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

It's very confusing, but I continue to watch for some unknown reason...

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19/7/2025, 4:51:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 2:59:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/7/2025, 9:13:19 AM | 7342 925 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marc Murphy (@murphycartoons.bsky.social) reposted

No Justice No Peace. You do the math.

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17/7/2025, 7:04:27 PM | 310 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

If you don't get extra treats today, you let me know and someone will get a STERN TALKING TO! Happy birthday Gonzo!

17/7/2025, 8:07:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Hate when I forget the hash tag. #BB27

17/7/2025, 7:41:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

I had high hopes that Rachel/Amy would be the second coming of Tina and Veronica. Shame.

17/7/2025, 7:39:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

If Democrats were going to doctor the files to implicate Trump, it would have been done and released the second Trump announced he was running again.

17/7/2025, 7:35:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

You just know that his next TV appearance will be on Dateline. #TheValley

16/7/2025, 4:21:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd say it depends on which drug one has consumed. Weed loves Conquistador and shrooms like Whiter Shade of Pale.

12/7/2025, 5:31:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lyndsey (@lyndseydoob.bsky.social) reposted

The US has imposed sanctions on UN human rights expert Francesca Albanese – because she spoke out for Gaza. Let’s show where the world really stands and build a massive call to give her and the doctors caring for people in Gaza the Nobel Peace Prize? secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/...

12/7/2025, 5:24:55 AM | 176 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Me at the BlueSky insane asylum

11/7/2025, 7:38:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 9:07:02 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Helping Texas doesn't own libs.

8/7/2025, 6:04:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Always happy to see a Jensen gif! ❤

8/7/2025, 6:02:30 PM | 22 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

#BB27 #BBSky

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8/7/2025, 5:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I would bet that more than half of those able bodied workers are MAGA, and I look forward to seeing them start their new careers in picking vegetables. Who's the slave now?

8/7/2025, 5:37:05 PM | 173 7 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 5:29:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

The only way Trump gets the prize is if he can blackmail or bribe the decision makers. Sadly, this is entirely possible and MAGA will gloat forever.

8/7/2025, 5:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I swore off pre season faves after I picked Natalie on season 11. #BB27 #BBSky

8/7/2025, 3:59:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Just me, exercising my pointer finger for all the hearts I'm about to click... #BB27 #BBsky

8/7/2025, 3:55:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel bad for them, I'm still trying to get rid of the rookie posts. But I dont feel bad enough to not post! #BB27 #BBSky

8/7/2025, 3:09:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

It's what happens when your only voting criteria is owning the libs.

8/7/2025, 4:53:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd put money on him having crazy eyes.

6/7/2025, 10:20:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Waiting for the winning lottery numbers.

6/7/2025, 7:12:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Obama needs to start a fragrance line.

1/7/2025, 6:05:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Every time I see Clarke, I low key expect her to smash a wine glass on the floor and accuse someone of having sex with her grandpa. #LoveIslandUSA

30/6/2025, 1:26:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

While ICE takes care of the ethnic cleansing, the BBB will take care of the eugenic cleansing.

29/6/2025, 9:50:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

America going full ethnic/eugenic cleansing is fucking insane.

29/6/2025, 6:21:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

"Enough with the phone, Tim, make with the fancy feast, pronto!"

29/6/2025, 3:45:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm sorry but I can't stop myself.

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27/6/2025, 12:47:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 4:30:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's not a party until smol bludloss happens.

20/6/2025, 4:35:03 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Anakin is going to El Salvador. Sorry. 😿

17/6/2025, 12:44:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

He wants to pull the US into his war with Iran.

15/6/2025, 2:34:39 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Even at peak relaxation, the crimb finds him.

13/6/2025, 6:04:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

If you want a fun little binge while you're waiting for #BBsky, try Insiders on Netflix. The cast doesn't know they're being filmed for half the show, lol. #Insiders

11/6/2025, 4:52:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/6/2025, 4:29:46 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

I worked in a department store in my youth and I freaking loved that cafeteria.

8/6/2025, 5:03:19 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Every time I see "Belle-a" on the closed captioning, my eye twitches a bit. #LoveIslandUSA

6/6/2025, 4:19:00 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for this, I thought it was just me. Looking forward to it.

2/6/2025, 6:58:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

It's fun and campy and you will love it!

29/5/2025, 5:45:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💙🐶🚴🏻🏊‍♂️♊️ Victoria🌈💥☀️ (@victoriaswimcycle.bsky.social) reposted

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27/5/2025, 8:38:51 AM | 34685 9548 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

You were the best thing about the season! ❤

25/5/2025, 8:01:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

This will be his excuse for invading. Sometime before 2028.

25/5/2025, 1:59:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

If I ever choose to respond to a MAGA troll, I will format my post like a Trump Truth post, including random caps and misspellings, ending with, "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

24/5/2025, 8:54:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)

Sometimes when I'm doomscrolling I get really anxious and I have to remind myself that I'm Canadian and I'm okay (for now). I dont know how Americans are staying sane.

23/5/2025, 9:43:54 PM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent

If I passed the test then there was no math.

23/5/2025, 2:38:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view