Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Blueskyisms in action
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Blueskyisms in action
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
OMG Tim I'm so sorry for your loss. Moo Moo was an icon and will be remembered by so many of us. I'm heartbroken. Milo will be so sad, please give him a belly rub for me. ❤❤
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Vince has invented "the anti-mist". #BB27
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
I wonder if the incessant Big Brother posting here has caused anyone to check out the show and maybe become a fan. Imagine Pussy La'quer posting with us next season. #BB27
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope she Ariana-s her way through it.
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I feel so bad for Vince's gf, even without the cheatmance, it would be hard to justify to yourself dating such a wimp. #BB27
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
With no Rachel this season, we have a Keanu/Katherine/Rylie/Lauren final 4 #BB27
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't even get me started on the Ashleys.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder if his gf is the mothering type. It would explain a lot.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Go Nazi, go brokezy.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Eliminations should be in the style of Squid Games. Instant hit.
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Elon won't be rigging anymore elections for him.
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Can't wait for Lauren's deep dive! #BB27
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Scary to think how close we were to a Morgan HOH.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Mickey's quick fall from grace needs to be studied. What other players have been practically guaranteed end game and then quickly blew up their position? #BB27 #BBSky
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Ronnie and his fake cat have entered the chat.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I get the feeling ChatGPT will be handing out some Darwin awards in the future.
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Dog treats in your other pocket!
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Is Trump aware that they have tall buildings with windows in Alaska?
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Bibi has a copy of the Epstein files.
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Seems like ICE has a recruitment problem and I'm guessing its because all of the racist psychopaths are already in their employ.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
We could have had it all. ☹
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
"When Trump leaves office"
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Because there weren't enough extinction level events already possible. And the doomsday clock keeps ticking.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
If not for a pardon, Hunter would already be in El Salvador. Its why they are going hard on the auto pen, so they can void the pardons.
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I guess a lot of US politicians will become stock market enthusiasts again today. The tariff shakedown racket and politician enrichment program continues.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I loved them all!
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
And it only took 2 days of witness tampering to make it happen!
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Where Rylie's baby mama at?
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you have any comment on blue states being denied the same? Glad your people got yours and hope they are well.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Hubris looks like he's seen some shit and has stories to tell.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
If more people sue these right wing extremists, maybe they would finally shut the fuck up. A girl can dream.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I can no longer support Jimmy.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Hellocobber needs to start trespacing on Gonzo spots, a new spot every day, like elf on shelf. And we will need many videos of his outrage.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
That gives the 1000 FBI agents the whole summer to leak shit, making the whole thing more explosive.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not despair, it is still possible for an Ava/Rachel final 2 with either Ava winning or Franzel's head exploding.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope. Still thinking about Epstein.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I've been struggling with this as well. The Empire has been hard on buddhists.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I low key want her to win just to watch Franzel's head explode.
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
It's very confusing, but I continue to watch for some unknown reason...
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
If you don't get extra treats today, you let me know and someone will get a STERN TALKING TO! Happy birthday Gonzo!
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Hate when I forget the hash tag. #BB27
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
I had high hopes that Rachel/Amy would be the second coming of Tina and Veronica. Shame.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
If Democrats were going to doctor the files to implicate Trump, it would have been done and released the second Trump announced he was running again.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
You just know that his next TV appearance will be on Dateline. #TheValley
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd say it depends on which drug one has consumed. Weed loves Conquistador and shrooms like Whiter Shade of Pale.
Lyndsey (@lyndseydoob.bsky.social) reposted
The US has imposed sanctions on UN human rights expert Francesca Albanese – because she spoke out for Gaza. Let’s show where the world really stands and build a massive call to give her and the doctors caring for people in Gaza the Nobel Peace Prize? secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/...
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Me at the BlueSky insane asylum
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Helping Texas doesn't own libs.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Always happy to see a Jensen gif! ❤
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I would bet that more than half of those able bodied workers are MAGA, and I look forward to seeing them start their new careers in picking vegetables. Who's the slave now?
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Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
The only way Trump gets the prize is if he can blackmail or bribe the decision makers. Sadly, this is entirely possible and MAGA will gloat forever.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I swore off pre season faves after I picked Natalie on season 11. #BB27 #BBSky
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Just me, exercising my pointer finger for all the hearts I'm about to click... #BB27 #BBsky
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I feel bad for them, I'm still trying to get rid of the rookie posts. But I dont feel bad enough to not post! #BB27 #BBSky
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
It's what happens when your only voting criteria is owning the libs.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I'd put money on him having crazy eyes.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Waiting for the winning lottery numbers.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Obama needs to start a fragrance line.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Every time I see Clarke, I low key expect her to smash a wine glass on the floor and accuse someone of having sex with her grandpa. #LoveIslandUSA
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
While ICE takes care of the ethnic cleansing, the BBB will take care of the eugenic cleansing.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
America going full ethnic/eugenic cleansing is fucking insane.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
"Enough with the phone, Tim, make with the fancy feast, pronto!"
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not a party until smol bludloss happens.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Anakin is going to El Salvador. Sorry. 😿
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
He wants to pull the US into his war with Iran.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Even at peak relaxation, the crimb finds him.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
If you want a fun little binge while you're waiting for #BBsky, try Insiders on Netflix. The cast doesn't know they're being filmed for half the show, lol. #Insiders
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
I worked in a department store in my youth and I freaking loved that cafeteria.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Every time I see "Belle-a" on the closed captioning, my eye twitches a bit. #LoveIslandUSA
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for this, I thought it was just me. Looking forward to it.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
It's fun and campy and you will love it!
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
You were the best thing about the season! ❤
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
This will be his excuse for invading. Sometime before 2028.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
If I ever choose to respond to a MAGA troll, I will format my post like a Trump Truth post, including random caps and misspellings, ending with, "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social)
Sometimes when I'm doomscrolling I get really anxious and I have to remind myself that I'm Canadian and I'm okay (for now). I dont know how Americans are staying sane.
Shelley (@shelleyistired.bsky.social) reply parent
If I passed the test then there was no math.