I definitely wandered into an area out of sequence and stubbornly refused to leave it until I cleared everything I could. We're so back.
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I definitely wandered into an area out of sequence and stubbornly refused to leave it until I cleared everything I could. We're so back.
love is learned over time? are you allowed to say that?
"Passion of the Christ 2" but the evil Dr. Pontius Pilate rolls into Nazareth driving a chariot with a giant drill bit on the front of it as he tries to mow down Jesus and his newest bestest disciple pal, Petey the Two-Toga Silver Fox eventually paving the way for "Passion of the Christ 3 & Thomas"
I hope they find Gollum
Capitalism realized a while ago that a huge swath of young millennials and elder Gen Z are just broke enough to not comfortably start a family or buy a house but just flush with enough cash to fill the emotional holes left by shitty boomer parents with overpriced children’s toys
I'll never get tired of watching people dunk on that fucking loser
Oh my god I think this boss just broke my left analog stick
hornet photo study
I think Alex Garland is a bit of a dope, but I will give him credit that between Ex Machina and Men, he at least kinda gets it.
thanks ai
ok, the only time this is allowed
Jesus. That's like four Deltarunes, and ONE Deltarune was enough to bring down Steam.
I can't wait for the deluge of "I tried Silksong and I don't get why it's so popular???" takes in two weeks or so.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
Gonna need everyone to stop playing Silksong until I get out of work
New Hampshire continuing to take their motto as literally as possible
Healey: Pharmacists in Massachusetts will be administering vaccines approved by the state public-health commissioner, not the CDC, starting tomorrow.
I'll be honest I wasn't aware Pierce Brosnan was Irish
Healey: Massachusetts insurers have to cover the cost of all vaccines approved by the state, no matter what the brainworm in chief says. This includes MassHealth and GIC.
do you have polling on -- NO I HAVE EYES, A MORAL COMPASS AND HONEST FRIENDS
Can someone do a wellness check on The Guardian?
Pandora doesn't go back in the box
We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...
ME: I wish to buy this pornography STEAM [after whispering to payment processor]: No. It's too pornographic ME: Okay, then I wish to buy "Hollow Knight: Silksong" STEAM [after whispering to payment processor, increasingly frantic]: No. It's too good
Outstanding
The buzz from the Venice Film Festival has been rapturous.
I will never apologize for a post
America: You'll Settle for Less!
Only one day left until the discover feed becomes clogged with horny fanart of the grossest little bug guy from Silksong
I get the sense Colorado’s strain of granola fascism is very similar to California’s. Socially liberal in many ways but willing to sell out every other principle as long as some artificial dye gets removed from fucking Froot Loops.
omg as a pentester PLEASE use one of these! Get them for your entire company. It’ll go great
One of those days where everyone's posting delicious food and cute pets and your dog is already asleep in another room and you had a PB&J for dinner.
WTF, William, this isn't funny! This is the only screen!?
Say hi to my new daggerheart character; a depressed and alcoholic desert mouse named Ash. ✨
Straaaaaaaaap wreeeeeeench
He's such a craven dork
#Massachusetts authorizes pharmacies to give #Covid19 shots www.universalhub.com/2025/massach...
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Vance gonna be the fall guy for sure
Liberals all sound like this right now.
Yeah Pritzker ain't it.
Portlandia was a psyop to hide Oregon's long history with and foundation on white supremacy.
Yeah, let's let people continue to be antisocial freaks who treats the lives of others like cards on a table. Let's keep letting people indulge their barely-contained racism and tribalism. Fucking contrarian freaks drive me nuts.
"The messaging is as blunt as a hammer to the head" Explain what the message is. Dig *any* deeper, I beg you.
Got wicked indigestion. Think I went overboard on the garlic
Will Stancil the type of guy to get third-place in a Will Stancil look-alike contest.
Godzilla vs. Biollante commission!
Fucking psychopaths
Darth Maul should be in every video game.
Kids, come down for breakfast. Your white bread and carton of ice cream are getting cold.
beatrice: this isn't that hard to understand, man. come on now. battler, internally: (She used the red text to say 'Who's on first'... there must be something I'm missing...! Let's go over the facts of the case again...) battler: Say it in red: What's on second. beatrice: jesus fucking christ
@moderation.bsky.app @safety.bsky.app bring back @lexialex.bsky.social. Even after being featured on several websites that talk about your anti Palestinian racism + bias, you're still going to keep the hate and shamelessness up, huh?
if trump is healthy then how come he looks like that
Lexi banned again 🤷🏻♀️
Fucking hell
New zines today! #Rhodeisland, #Wisconsin, #Maryland & #Indianapolis! drive.google.com/drive/folder...
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
It's funny you mention that because I saw this as a kid and for 15 years thought it starred Robin Williams
DEFINITIVE PROOF THE “SPACE FORCE” ANNOUNCEMENT WAS PRE RECORDED! If you look closely at the video, it features Donald Trump in the right side of the frame, and if you zoom in you can clearly tell that he is alive, which is impossible because he is dead.
every american should get whatever drugs trump is on today
Pretty sure that was Tom Cruise wearing a rubber mask
See? This shit is why I'm not going to let up on Newsom or other transphobic Democrats: they might otherwise go the Labour route and plunge the country into full on transphobia as policy.
Holy shit Jeremy Culhane is gonna be on SNL?
I can't wait to see how much horse amphetamine they pumped into that cadaver
I feel like Mothman is the rare cryptid where if your friend started dating him you’d be like ok I can see it
if your whole deal is quoteposting all day to send your pack of rabid fanboys into the mentions of smaller accounts because you have mistaken posting online for political organizing I don't actually think you get to complain about bullies
Vance doesn't have half the energon of Starscream
listening to Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' front to back for the first time in forever and realizing it's like a season of the X Files- evenly split between Lore and Monster of the Week songs
god I would love to see his list of bullies
Literally incapable of looking at it as a moral stance based on empathy for others rather than fucking game theory logic
Love this boss
Just replace "Nate" with "Billy Pencils"
I can't wait to see how much horse amphetamine they pumped into that cadaver
Stephen Miller was hospitalized earlier for sneezing while eating rice. Early reports are saying it was white rice.
Doomscrolling Bluesky is doing wonders for my imposter syndrome
In a world where that dogshit Mando S3 gets a feature film, Acolyte deserves *at least* a second season
So you realize how bad your posts about trans people have to be for the police force of TERF Island to get involved Like the British government doesn't think trans people have a right to exist and STILL thinks his posts cross a line
Labor Day: The Return
damn Mafalda
Rise of the Day of the Labor
2 Labor 2 Day
Labors Day
Labor Day 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Labor Day 2: Revengeance
We need a Labor Day 2
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Someone gotta tell his social media person that Gavin Newsom believes in at least half of those things, too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJXn...
1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see
It's all just kinda boring. Characters are frictionless in how they are written and events all feel very narratively convenient.
Some people are taking this post as a joke, but it’s literally true www.currentaffairs.org/news/2017/06...
Some people just got terminal reddit voice
The spiderman set is really killing my renewed interest in the game
Crush with Eyeliner