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emma

@shittedonem.bsky.social

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created July 16, 2023

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i thought i would try oat milk creamer for my coffee in hopes that might be easier on my stomach ... it just doesn't taste the same

4/9/2025, 3:58:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my nephew:

4/9/2025, 3:56:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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went to the allergist for 2 hours only to find out my sinus issues are not due to any allergy 😒🤧

4/9/2025, 3:40:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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idk him anyways lmao

3/9/2025, 4:16:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he's actually one of my more distant cousins like i don't know him well but my aunt and uncle are very liberal i will say

3/9/2025, 3:02:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my cousins name is gavin 🤧

2/9/2025, 9:51:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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all pansexuals tbh

2/9/2025, 4:14:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm not one who usually is like critical of people's grammar in general because of like many reasons but one thing that gets me is like here in the south people always use "sell" in place of "sale" .... like yes i understand that's how it may sound in an accent but like?????

1/9/2025, 5:28:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that's better!

1/9/2025, 3:13:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that ai

31/8/2025, 11:20:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you should release something worse like roaches or something . hornets to make a nest idk

31/8/2025, 11:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i take one sip of coffee and i have to shit immediately

31/8/2025, 4:03:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lmfao what is your thought process here

31/8/2025, 12:27:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what is happening

30/8/2025, 11:57:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank u😌

30/8/2025, 7:06:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol it was a tumblr themed party like 2014 tumblr

30/8/2025, 4:21:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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posting this from the kohls bathroom btw but this is me at the tumblr party last night

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30/8/2025, 3:59:44 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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pooping in the kohls bathroom ama

30/8/2025, 3:57:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/1/2025, 4:32:39 PM | 125 21 | View on Bluesky | view

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(I have a fetish)

30/8/2025, 5:08:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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going to a 2010s tumblr themed party tonight gonna be fucking awesome

29/8/2025, 3:21:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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not my god

29/8/2025, 3:20:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate Mondays Garfield says before taking a fat rip on his lasaga vape

14/7/2025, 5:31:33 PM | 190 43 | View on Bluesky | view

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"far leftists can kiss my ass" lol

29/8/2025, 3:19:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i thought maybe but wanted to be sure lol

28/8/2025, 5:50:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is that person on here?

28/8/2025, 5:48:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 11:16:05 PM | 418 38 | View on Bluesky | view

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i meant you champ my dental insurance isn't very good

28/8/2025, 4:42:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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only one way to find out

28/8/2025, 4:39:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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gonna eat some midnight cinnamon toast crunch

28/8/2025, 4:07:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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did you finish my sentence i said i'd blow them up with bomb🩷

28/8/2025, 3:59:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and i wonder why i get suspended on every social media platform

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27/8/2025, 5:16:00 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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does stacking them via stretching count

27/8/2025, 5:13:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i literally think i would be dead if it weren't for my cats. my little baby angels

27/8/2025, 4:19:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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firsr time questioner long time caller

27/8/2025, 3:44:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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very much q anon conspiracy type shit

27/8/2025, 4:23:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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idk what these even are but they look so good

26/8/2025, 3:33:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture baby cigarette (@mommywiseau.bsky.social) reposted

hey all. my mental health hasn't been great, so i'm starting an intensive outpatient program, which is going to severely affect my ability to work for ~8 weeks. if you'd like to help me make ends meet during that time i would greatly appreciate it 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau

25/8/2025, 11:28:00 PM | 58 75 | View on Bluesky | view

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hello 👋 #photography #sunsethorse

I Forgot What I Was Gonna Say sunset horse
25/8/2025, 8:25:24 PM | 54 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:28:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i like a good trail runner for hiking especially if it isn't crazy terrain, i have the hoka ones and they're comfy! i also have merrell shoes that are comfy

25/8/2025, 6:30:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…

25/8/2025, 4:45:20 PM | 2553 570 | View on Bluesky | view

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answering all my texts and insta dms as if it's a school assignment

25/8/2025, 6:25:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ok "sunshine" but it literally did why are you so upset about this anyways

25/8/2025, 4:11:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh hell nah

25/8/2025, 3:19:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'm a lesbian and i agree with him

25/8/2025, 3:19:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you obviously can't read the account username that you replied to

25/8/2025, 3:12:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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mind you it's 12:22am while this is all happening

24/8/2025, 4:23:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dorito is insisting on playing fetch with me as i fight for my life on the toilet

24/8/2025, 4:22:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the way my cat 100% just crop dusted me as she jumped on to the couch cushion behind me fucking asshole

23/8/2025, 11:48:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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just saw someone with bisexual lesbian in their bio.....if you think that's a thing block me 🤗

23/8/2025, 11:42:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i opened up the app and see i have 19.4k notifications like bitch...it's all one comment

23/8/2025, 8:56:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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am i just meant to have only my comments on social media get popular like? i am always getting thousands of likes on my tiktok comments 😒

23/8/2025, 8:56:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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coffee 5: xtreme diarrhea

23/8/2025, 6:54:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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same. especially hot coffee, is just very cozy and sleepy for me

23/8/2025, 6:36:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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coffee 1: the awakening coffee 2: the nap

23/8/2025, 6:36:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don't have my finger on the pulse myself but i try to keep up with my favorites that keep releasing stuff i like

23/8/2025, 2:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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estate sale time wahoooo

23/8/2025, 2:32:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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me 3

23/8/2025, 2:30:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i don't rly post about music here but i'm like biggggggg into rap

23/8/2025, 3:43:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i just googled he gets royalties when the song is played

23/8/2025, 3:42:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh yes i know that song or the remix of it i think wait you just reminded me that's a good song

23/8/2025, 3:37:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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how did he do that

23/8/2025, 3:29:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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trying not to get excited but i'm combing through my insurance benefits to see if i can get treatment for TMJ (i can) and im reading that i could maybe get braces if it's cause by my bite????😱 i have a HORRID overbite so im like ok what insurance code magic can we work here guys

23/8/2025, 2:16:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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stop my ears are bleeding

23/8/2025, 2:14:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my dad loves to blast the same two songs on his desktop computer over and over and over again: uptown funk and like a river

23/8/2025, 1:03:15 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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no

22/8/2025, 9:34:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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dear lord this account needs to be shut down lmfao

22/8/2025, 9:01:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i'll vacuum it fine

22/8/2025, 5:52:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i love being gay

22/8/2025, 5:51:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol classic

22/8/2025, 4:57:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the way i have the account blocked so i just see this pic lmfao

22/8/2025, 3:45:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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definitely checks out! i only recently saw a video of someone talking about it and it made me realize that may be half my problem with my body

22/8/2025, 2:21:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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and then i also want my lil boobs gone. get them off. no nips either i'm going ken mode

22/8/2025, 12:38:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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currently have yet to get any on my torso and every day i look at my bare skin like yeah that needs pictures on it

22/8/2025, 12:37:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i know this might sound crazy but having my body covered in tattoos would help my body dysmorphia/dysphoria i have with my "womanly" figure

22/8/2025, 12:37:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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if there isn't there should be bc yeah same

22/8/2025, 12:33:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why did she repost this...

21/8/2025, 1:59:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what a fucking weird thing to say

21/8/2025, 1:36:23 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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you click your pic on the left side and hit settings and then it says switch account and that's how i made a diff one lmao

21/8/2025, 3:03:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i figured out how to make an alt thank god

21/8/2025, 12:59:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i've thought about this multiple times but what is stopping me is actually the fact that i can't figure out how to do it on here

20/8/2025, 12:53:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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told a girl on hinge the weirdest grossest movie i've ever seen is human centipede and she hasn't answered me lol

19/8/2025, 6:58:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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period shits are literal hell on earth there's almost nothing worse

19/8/2025, 5:36:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thank god 😩❤️

19/8/2025, 5:33:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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is this a safe space to say i think clairos music is mid

19/8/2025, 12:35:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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right now that's how bad he'd perform probably yeah

19/8/2025, 12:03:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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thanks yall, i paid it 🫨

18/8/2025, 8:18:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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why :(

18/8/2025, 2:33:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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what about gooch????

18/8/2025, 2:30:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that is considered torture actually

18/8/2025, 1:45:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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my car insurance is late and at risk of cancellation and i have -$6.87 in my bank account. it would be really cool if anyone was feeling super cool and nice to donate $$ to me and/or repost this so i can pay it 🫩🫶 i need ~$76 venmo/cashapp: ecs5678 i also have paypal but idk how to post that

17/8/2025, 10:30:51 PM | 4 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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oh damn, your man seems like he really sucks. maybe you should eat my pussy about it

17/8/2025, 8:04:56 PM | 27 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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any old person over 65 should be required to retake a drivers test every year

17/8/2025, 8:22:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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an alarm isn't enough to make sure i've taken my meds i now need to acquire one of those things you put on the bottle and push the button to show you've taken it that day

17/8/2025, 4:00:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yes on my way

17/8/2025, 4:00:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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i didn't see this when i replied to the other tweet lol

16/8/2025, 4:33:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ted bundy. what the fuck is that name how did anyone take him seriously

16/8/2025, 4:32:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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no

16/8/2025, 4:32:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view