emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i thought i would try oat milk creamer for my coffee in hopes that might be easier on my stomach ... it just doesn't taste the same
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i thought i would try oat milk creamer for my coffee in hopes that might be easier on my stomach ... it just doesn't taste the same
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
my nephew:
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
went to the allergist for 2 hours only to find out my sinus issues are not due to any allergy 😒🤧
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
idk him anyways lmao
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
he's actually one of my more distant cousins like i don't know him well but my aunt and uncle are very liberal i will say
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
my cousins name is gavin 🤧
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
all pansexuals tbh
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i'm not one who usually is like critical of people's grammar in general because of like many reasons but one thing that gets me is like here in the south people always use "sell" in place of "sale" .... like yes i understand that's how it may sound in an accent but like?????
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
that's better!
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
is that ai
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
you should release something worse like roaches or something . hornets to make a nest idk
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i take one sip of coffee and i have to shit immediately
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
lmfao what is your thought process here
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
what is happening
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
thank u😌
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
lol it was a tumblr themed party like 2014 tumblr
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
posting this from the kohls bathroom btw but this is me at the tumblr party last night
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
pooping in the kohls bathroom ama
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
(I have a fetish)
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
going to a 2010s tumblr themed party tonight gonna be fucking awesome
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
not my god
🐄🐤🐤🐤 (@tweedle.bsky.social) reposted
I hate Mondays Garfield says before taking a fat rip on his lasaga vape
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
"far leftists can kiss my ass" lol
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i thought maybe but wanted to be sure lol
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
is that person on here?
hoxha-red.bsky.social (@hoxha-red.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i meant you champ my dental insurance isn't very good
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
only one way to find out
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
gonna eat some midnight cinnamon toast crunch
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
did you finish my sentence i said i'd blow them up with bomb🩷
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
does stacking them via stretching count
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i literally think i would be dead if it weren't for my cats. my little baby angels
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
firsr time questioner long time caller
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
very much q anon conspiracy type shit
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
idk what these even are but they look so good
baby cigarette (@mommywiseau.bsky.social) reposted
hey all. my mental health hasn't been great, so i'm starting an intensive outpatient program, which is going to severely affect my ability to work for ~8 weeks. if you'd like to help me make ends meet during that time i would greatly appreciate it 🖤 ko-fi.com/mommyswomb ca/vm: mommywiseau
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i like a good trail runner for hiking especially if it isn't crazy terrain, i have the hoka ones and they're comfy! i also have merrell shoes that are comfy
gale na (@poisonjr.bsky.social) reposted
(aborted manager in heaven) I would have loved to touch base with you…
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
answering all my texts and insta dms as if it's a school assignment
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
ok "sunshine" but it literally did why are you so upset about this anyways
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
oh hell nah
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i'm a lesbian and i agree with him
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
you obviously can't read the account username that you replied to
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
mind you it's 12:22am while this is all happening
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
dorito is insisting on playing fetch with me as i fight for my life on the toilet
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
the way my cat 100% just crop dusted me as she jumped on to the couch cushion behind me fucking asshole
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
just saw someone with bisexual lesbian in their bio.....if you think that's a thing block me 🤗
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i opened up the app and see i have 19.4k notifications like bitch...it's all one comment
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
am i just meant to have only my comments on social media get popular like? i am always getting thousands of likes on my tiktok comments 😒
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
coffee 5: xtreme diarrhea
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
same. especially hot coffee, is just very cozy and sleepy for me
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
coffee 1: the awakening coffee 2: the nap
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't have my finger on the pulse myself but i try to keep up with my favorites that keep releasing stuff i like
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
estate sale time wahoooo
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
me 3
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i don't rly post about music here but i'm like biggggggg into rap
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i just googled he gets royalties when the song is played
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
oh yes i know that song or the remix of it i think wait you just reminded me that's a good song
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
how did he do that
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
trying not to get excited but i'm combing through my insurance benefits to see if i can get treatment for TMJ (i can) and im reading that i could maybe get braces if it's cause by my bite????😱 i have a HORRID overbite so im like ok what insurance code magic can we work here guys
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
stop my ears are bleeding
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
my dad loves to blast the same two songs on his desktop computer over and over and over again: uptown funk and like a river
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
no
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
dear lord this account needs to be shut down lmfao
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i'll vacuum it fine
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i love being gay
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
lol classic
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
the way i have the account blocked so i just see this pic lmfao
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
definitely checks out! i only recently saw a video of someone talking about it and it made me realize that may be half my problem with my body
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
and then i also want my lil boobs gone. get them off. no nips either i'm going ken mode
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
currently have yet to get any on my torso and every day i look at my bare skin like yeah that needs pictures on it
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i know this might sound crazy but having my body covered in tattoos would help my body dysmorphia/dysphoria i have with my "womanly" figure
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
if there isn't there should be bc yeah same
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
why did she repost this...
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
what a fucking weird thing to say
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
you click your pic on the left side and hit settings and then it says switch account and that's how i made a diff one lmao
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
i figured out how to make an alt thank god
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i've thought about this multiple times but what is stopping me is actually the fact that i can't figure out how to do it on here
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
told a girl on hinge the weirdest grossest movie i've ever seen is human centipede and she hasn't answered me lol
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
period shits are literal hell on earth there's almost nothing worse
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
thank god 😩❤️
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
is this a safe space to say i think clairos music is mid
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
right now that's how bad he'd perform probably yeah
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
thanks yall, i paid it 🫨
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
why :(
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
what about gooch????
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
that is considered torture actually
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
my car insurance is late and at risk of cancellation and i have -$6.87 in my bank account. it would be really cool if anyone was feeling super cool and nice to donate $$ to me and/or repost this so i can pay it 🫶 i need ~$76 venmo/cashapp: ecs5678 i also have paypal but idk how to post that
⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ (@ifuckedyr.mom) reposted
oh damn, your man seems like he really sucks. maybe you should eat my pussy about it
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
any old person over 65 should be required to retake a drivers test every year
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social)
an alarm isn't enough to make sure i've taken my meds i now need to acquire one of those things you put on the bottle and push the button to show you've taken it that day
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
yes on my way
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
i didn't see this when i replied to the other tweet lol
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
ted bundy. what the fuck is that name how did anyone take him seriously
emma (@shittedonem.bsky.social) reply parent
no