Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
History do be rhyming. It rhymes more than Dog and Cog.
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History do be rhyming. It rhymes more than Dog and Cog.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Not normal in the US. But Germany has some experience with it. Ifywim
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
So uh...who's lying now. Its exactly what we said would happen. Happening.
marbellaswenson.bsky.social (@marbellaswenson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I remember when Obama was POTUS and my GOP friend said "...he has a secret army and they will be coming to take our guns". I Iaughed. It didn't happen. Then when Felon won, I said "...he will assemble an army to do his personal bidding and that of Project 2025". My friend laughed. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Peace = giving one side exactly what they want and fucking over the other side.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
They knew then. I wish other knew now.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
I can tirelessly charge my razor. Why? Idk. Is it kind of cool? Sure.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
No one should fear for their lives when going to work or just existing in their own community. Violent tactics put everyone at risk, especially when carried out with no regard for constitutional rights, safety or basic dignity.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Id like to remind you that Stephen Colbert is probably not suicidal, and if he disappears the government had to do with it
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
Jeff Daniels speaks out.. He's everything that's wrong. We’re supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us.
Raider (@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social) reposted
They'd rather go home than face the truth. Ruben Gallego
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
May...maybe we should stop voting people who should be retired into office. I dont trust old people to drive cars, let alone run the country.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
So like...hes definitely senile right?
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Let's just say if he wasn't in the Epstein files Republicans wouldn't be shutting down the government to keep them hidden
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
For people who say i will never achieve anything. I'm in the MC credits.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
I own a business now. Help.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Bitsofbits? (This is only funny to me)
Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) reposted
That ought to do it
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
This doofus is angry that Harvard rejected him
Striving for Zen (@ebcollis.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
In 30 s POTUS just: 1) showed he has no idea how birthright citizenship works even though those 2 words completely explain it. 2) does not know the dates of the Civil War. And we elected this moronic, delusional maniac twice.
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Casually of course.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
The only acceptable way to protest is to do it in a way that doesn't disrupt the status quo. That way, the protest can be ignored while everyone goes about their day and no progress is ever made...ever!
thebillysimonsjr (@billysimonsjr.bsky.social) reposted
"Our values are the lowest around!"
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
"We establish no religion in this country, we command no worship, we mandate no belief. Nor will we ever. Church and State are, and must remain, separate." --President Ronald Reagan, whom I usually never quote
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
This album perfectly represents the state of the fire that we call a country: @billysimonsjr.bsky.social open.spotify.com/album/45l6Up...
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
I just send them memes. Or logic. Logic works well to ward them away.
marli (@marliwakeling.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
The same folks that wouldn't wear a mask to protect others from Covid-19 brazenly wear them now to hide their identities, acting like thugs while employees of the government.
Mother Jones (@motherjones.com) reposted
Zohran Mamdani, who recently cross-endorsed with Lander, called for the comptroller’s immediate release. “This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice,” said Mamdani.
Evan Greer (@evangreer.bsky.social) reposted
The Minnesota shooter apparently used data broker websites to find the home addresses of the people he shot and murdered. Congress has had years to do something about data brokers and they've sided with the tech lobby over and over again. Their inaction is deadly.
TheBionicBee 🐝 (@suewho82.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Funny thing. And pretty hypocritical like all of their thoughts and feelings.
KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) reposted
They complained about masks when COVID was in the air. They’re awfully silent about the masked men kidnapping people now that fascism is in the air.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) reposted
A reminder to reporters, when historians look back on this moment with the president throwing himself a military parade and the people throwing No Kings rallies across America, the media sources raving about the former and sneering at the latter are going to be quoted by name. This is your legacy!
KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 (@kdnerak33.bsky.social) reposted
Raindrops on parades and not many people; Trump’s disappointed. Where are his sheeple? Millions of patriots march for NoKings; These are a few of my favorite things.
Rep. Jamie Raskin (@raskin.house.gov) reposted
Our able men and women in uniform swear an Oath to support the Constitution—they didn’t sign up to spend the weekend in a military parade to feed the insatiable narcissism of an incorrigible insurrectionist/dictator.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
It's 2048 and your you're telling your grandkids about your 2025 combat tour in Los Angeles to detain restaurant workers and farmers. If these marines aren't goddammed embarrassed, they are all gonna be. (thank you for your service lmao)
NBC News (@nbcnews.com) reposted
Law enforcement officers unload tear gas on crowds in Los Angeles, in addition to large amounts of flash-bangs. NBC News’ David Noriega reports from the ground.
Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) reposted
The revolution is full of 60-year-old women who love their trans kids.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
youtube.com/shorts/Jaa8q... LETS GO! My faith in humanity is somewhat restored!
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
My protestors, here's an amazing song by AJR to fuel you if needed: youtu.be/UnyLfqpyi94?...
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Even still, he has them convinced that short term hurt will lead to long term gain. Which by the time these idiots realize that's not how this works, itll be too late.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
🙏🏼❤️✨
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
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hrhuffnstuff.bsky.social (@hrhuffnstuff.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Trumps pettiness is all he truly has in life that keeps him motivated. Most would have been happy getting a second term when he shouldn't have been eligible for a nomination with his record but nope. I hope when he dies they bury him 12 foot deep so we can throw a septic tank over the top of him.
Ricky Davila (@therickydavila.bsky.social) reposted
The orange felon’s vendetta against Harvard in just one photo.
hear-ye--hear-ye.bsky.social (@hear-ye--hear-ye.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
youtu.be/ot3CT0J8pg0?... How do we take them seriously?
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
The internet is forever, Ted.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
While, as usual Trump logic. Rules for thee, but not for me.
themrneutron.bsky.social (@themrneutron.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Or as usual this is Trumplican projection to hide Trump's dementia brain Release unedited transcripts of Trump's meetings - I dare you.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
These people are so stupid, and vile. How many SOs dont notice medical issues with their others. Not everyone is a doctor. Hell I probably wouldnt notice Stage 4 cancer in myself unless I was told. Even doctors dont know theyre sick sometimes. Actually the stupid tree to shake drama out of.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
My sister, grandfather, grandmother, and great mother all passed. I couldn't tell you the year of 3 of them, and I only remember my grandmother because it was last year.
PHXORDLGA (@nycchiphx.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I couldn’t tell you the year my father died. Or my mother. Or my brother. That’s not what you remember. Just more media bullshit focusing on irrelevant minutiae as the US sinks into chaos, economic collapse and autocracy.
Biggie (@biggienotsmalls.bsky.social) reposted
For those of us in America......that actually READ some of the books they want destroyed......
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
Mr. Beast faking content? Trump commiting crimes? Everything is on fire? What's new?
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
AOC: The math is not adding up. Their claim is that one million undocumented people are on Medicaid. So why are they trying to cut 13.7 million Americans off their healthcare?
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
youtu.be/kOoiJt4iQAY?... Were fucked. That is genuinley all I have.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
This is actually isnt true (as much as I think it should be). (Never trust anyone who says "look it up")
Queenie (@springtime7.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yup. They s t r e t c h e d true Christian views and values to accommodate the Nationalist agenda. We know the difference.
Paula (@maxomom.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
100%!
SamwiseTheBrave (@samwiseaussies.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Yes the same people pushing gender ideology - that only male and female exists. The same people projecting fear of pedophiles who are, in fact, full of pedophiles, abusers, rapers etc.
nvnole.bsky.social (@nvnole.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Jess Piper (@piperformissouri.bsky.social) reposted
You know who actually has an anti-Christian bias? The Christian nationalists.
Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted
This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
You know when you didnt understand the original joke, so you make the same joke unintentionally, only to realize that you just repeated someone's joke. Anyways.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
We should lobotomizs them. See how they like it!!
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
youtu.be/SL1ZdWx7TAI?... Fuck this administration.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
Also for how much Conservative like "states right" they really like revoking federal funding for stares not doing what the federal government want them to do
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
Nothing screams "SAVE THE CHILDREN" like starving them until they comply to social terms.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
So conservatives freak to out when there's *chemicals* in there food and soap. BUT GOD FORBIDE most of the US is breathing in polluted air.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
So we cant have a national registry of gun owners. BUT we can have a registry of people with autism?
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
We had it under f--king control. Now people are going to fucking die because fuck you i guess.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine it being 2025 and you suck at governing so bad you let a ✨preventable eradicated disease✨ kick your ass
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
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Muh Eggs!!!!! (@muheggs.bsky.social) reposted
If #Hegseth were anybody else, he would be in prison for years after what he did the first time.
Maya-Malcolms (@maya-malcoms66.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Pope Francis, R.I.P. Even for those who aren’t religious, he stood out. He pushed the Church, often reluctantly, toward dialogue on minority rights & abuse accountability. He called out capitalism, climate destruction & even war profiteers. He tried to drag a rigid institution toward conscience 💙 ✊️
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Most people only end up leaving their homes because of severe misinformation about how much radiation one human can withstand. There have been very few people who died purely of radiation in any nuclear case. Chernobyl might be an exception.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Nuclear - the cleanest source, and fairly easy to run as long as were not having curroptnpeople run it (like Japan had at the time of their major failures). The US - nah f it.
Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ (@easybakedoven.bsky.social) reposted
lmao these ✨chuckclefucks✨
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Its almost like weve been saying the US literally doesnt have the capacity to manufacture everything domestically. We dont have the resources, employees, processes, badically...anything really.
RAin Nina Diercks (@raindiercks.bsky.social) reposted
Every citizen in the USA should be obliged to read or watch The Handmaid's Tale. Now. Oh. Damn it. It's already banned in parts of the USA. When a book becomes alive. Too quick. It seems it's already too late for a rising. But I do hope I am wrong. #TheHandMaidsTale #USA #Facism
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
He does know that cutting Interrst rates will only make things worse, right? (Of course not. Hes stupid) That was literally part of the problem in 2008.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Also...ya. He did try to make it illegal. Thats what were saying is wrong...
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net)
The middle disappeared amongst the sounds of the machines.
George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted
What RFK Jr. said was reprehensible. He should be ashamed of himself and step down.
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Me == basic human empathy
Caleb Masters (@shortbits.net) reply parent
Thats honestly the funniest part of this. Its been proven that people will either A. Find cheaper stuff to buy, which isnt likely from the US, thats how we got to China in the first place. Or B. Will just stop buying.