Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
He’ll be a contestant in season 8 of LOVE ISLAND
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m totally like this for movies about technical writing, it isn’t half as sexy as Wesley Snipes makes it look
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
And as ATOMIC BLONDE reminded us, we can make secret agent films about hot badasses of all genders and ethnicities! They don’t have to be named “James Bond”!
Tom Nichols (@radiofreetom.bsky.social) reposted
Can't believe how much I'm agreeing with this comrade here
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Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s also no “you don’t get to prosecute one side’s war crimes until the other side’s crimes stop” provision in international law.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re talking about an indictment of Netanyahu here. So there’s no “they” here, there’s a “he”. I don’t blame him for being shocked. But leaders of countries don’t get a “well I was really upset at the time” pass for doing war crimes.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Right at the beginning of Israel’s counterattack they were cutting off water and electricity to Gaza civilians—Akiva Cohen was talking about it here, and he was calling it a war crime. So, no, it doesn’t lack credibility to say Netanyahu was committing crimes from 10/8 on. bsky.app/profile/akiv...
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember in the 80s the Avengers and the FF were fighting Galactus in New York. Two panel digression: Daredevil and Spidey are watching the fight from a rooftop. Daredevil says something like “We might end up being needed too, but I don’t give much for Earth’s chances if it comes to that.”
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
And having just confessed my ignorance—it does sound to me like, if it genuinely was “the Ottomans said ‘kill as many people as it takes to stop the rebellion’“ and weren’t trying to destroy the Armenians (but didn’t much care whether that happened), that wouldn’t be “genocide” by the UN definition.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I shouldn’t have tweeted about things I don’t know about! I was vaguely aware of the post-Ottomoan ethnic cleansing and I don’t know much about what happened earlier.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
If you really want to make this an argument about the motives of people on both sides of this argument* it will lead to some uncomfortable places. How many people are comfortable using the word “genocide” about Israel’s actions but not about Hamas’s? * I don’t, and I shan’t
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
If these people don’t think there’s an important difference between “Israel is engaging in war crimes” and “Israel is committing genocide”, why don’t they make the much easier argument about war crimes? My proposed answer: Because they agree with me that genocide is especially bad!
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
If people are using the word “genocide” to mean “many people are dead and I personally am super angry about it”, I won’t bother arguing with them. If they have a more precise meaning for the word in mind, I think it’s worth asking what that meaning is and discussing whether it applies.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Turkey clearly was trying for ethnic cleansing (they wanted a Turkish Turkey, not a multiethnic Ottoman Empire). But pre-Kosovo, I don’t know that ethnic cleaning was widely regarded as genocide. (And if it is, you then have to argue whether post-WWII expulsions of ethnic Germans were genocidal…)
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Let’s put “he” in quotation marks, though. I think whomever wrote this is trying to come up with a “moderate MAGA” position in which the vaccines are not necessarily bad but also RFK’s actions are not bad. So they square the circle by blaming Pfizer for everything.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
MBD is weird about a lot of things but yes, he does tend to get especially weird when he’s talking about women and their body parts
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
And noted NR weirdo MBD responded by saying that at 35 Taylor Swift is hardly “young“
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
…but given that there’s clearly a pro-genocide faction in Israel (and it’s represented in Netanyahu‘s cabinet), and given that Netanyahu clearly wants those folks to think he’s on their team, I’m not investing any energy in the argument.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree that it’s a necessary distinction to make! And the people arguing with you clearly agree about that too. If they didn’t think the specific charge “genocide“ mattered, they wouldn’t be bothered by someone saying “I’m not convinced that these war crimes are actually genocide.”
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
…and it’s Not Great For Israel that folks like me are feeling like that 🤷
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
We probably mostly agree on this issue but I just have to say, as a formerly strong supporter of Israel, I just don’t feel motivated to make the argument “Israel’s massive war crimes resulting in a horrific death toll are not inarguably ‘genocidal’”, even if that’s what I believe
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
“It”, as always, refers to the publication of THE WINDS OF WINTER
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump isn’t allowing them to gerrymander competently. He’s convinced he won Georgia in 2020 and his reason is just “Georgia always voted GOP”. He thinks Texas is all Republican and it’ll be easy to milk a few more seats out of it.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
God willing, the Internet will become a series of tubes
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
is there a plant-based version
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
“James” is short for “Jamiroquai”
Richard M. Nixon (@dicknixon.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Of course there are various reasons you might be waylaid with a woman by the side of the road.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
As I said, that doesn’t sound at all like Mr. Nixon
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Is he always right? No, of course not, and he’d be the first to say so. But again, Mr. Nixon is a very smart man, and he’s not one to “get out over his skis“ as the saying goes.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
Mr. Nixon is smarter than most of us, and he’s been playing the game a very long time. If this is where his thoughts are going right now, it’s something we should all be considering.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
prayers and also thoughts
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I would really love to go electric but we live on the other side of a mountain range from the big city. I keep thinking about getting stuck in traffic over the mountain pass in the winter and having to decide how much car heat I can risk having.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I don’t have kids so what do I know but if you asked me “what would you rather have to explain to a child: characters in a Pixar movie, or the lyrics to an early Snoop Dogg song”, I know what I’d choose
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t have kids so what do I know but if you asked me “what would you rather have to explain to a child: characters in a Pixar movie, or the lyrics to an early Snoop Dogg song”, I know what I’d choose
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
many people are calling Mr. Trump the “condiment king”
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Ted Kennedy was much the same, in many ways Trump is an honorary Kennedy
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
I really think there’s nothing more here then “Trump is a rich guy who thought when he bought a beach house he was also buying all the ocean he could see, he got very angry at a wind farm that changed his view, he wants vengeance on all wind farms”.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Mir-a-beel dictu!
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Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker!
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Huntr/x don’t quit!
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I would see this movie!
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
still seeing nothing that disproves this bsky.app/profile/shou...
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
OK, Hear Me Out...A 'LORD OF THE RINGS' Remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH LEONARD BERNSTEIN
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
What if— work with me here What if he tried to build a really tall Trump Tower that reached up to heaven 🤔
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect Erickson does actually think the Covid vaccine is good in general. But he knows his audience, and “well it’s good in EXTREMELY SPECIFIC cases like my wife” is about as far as he’ll risk going.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
And his phrasing “she is one of the people the Covid vaccine actually helps”? Like, it’s not helpful for most people, but for his wife with cancer it’s good? Feel bad for her. Don’t feel bad for him.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s clearly Stephen Miller in a trumpsuit, come on now
Katie Mack (@astrokatie.com) reposted
I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought Joni Ernst found the magic framing for BBB (“we’re all going to die”) but she dropped out so I guess even she doesn’t have confidence in it any more 😰
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
also sithlords, they can use the force and such
darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
you’re just not “with it”, daddy-o
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
i read this on a reliable account (mine) bsky.app/profile/shou...
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am talking about cillian adjusting his cap in an episode of peaky blinders
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
but if you mute “did it happen” you may get some false positives
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
pushypin pushypin pin pin pin 📌
Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) reposted
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s the one who was actually a general
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
and it’s spectacular
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
All I’ll say is, it rhymes with shmelvis on the shmoilet
Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
I CLEARLY SAID YEAR TWO.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I have no idea what you’re talking about, so to make conversation I’ll just share an entirely random link to a random post that I also do not understand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ bsky.app/profile/pale...
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m guessing he learned Roman numerals so he knew that V means 5, X means 10, end of story.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) reposted
every discussion about whether we should prioritize urban wellbeing over rural wellbeing has to start with an acknowledgment that the primary reason we are having the discussion at all is because the representatives of rural americans are forcing us to
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
would read tbh
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy’s Space Raptor Butt Trilogy www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor...
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not lying, it’s BSing. Saying something that might be right as far as you know.
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy’s No Whip Mocha
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Clancy’s Fear of Flying
Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Every American has to decide what they are going to do now, because your government is out to kill you. Perhaps in January, this might have seemed like hyperbole, but in late August, it sounds like just another Thursday morning in the United States. 9/
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
he’s America’s soda pop 😍
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Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been working at home for two years, which means I get to live my lifelong recurring dream of going to work with no pants on
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Hm. Thief Baggins is. Hates it, we does.
Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie (@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social) reposted
I think people really struggle w partially consolidated authoritarianism, either understating our problem or understating our power It's like we're in a liminal fascist space. And not recognizing how far gone we are or thinking we're simply too far gone are both grave errors we can't afford to make
Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24.bsky.social) reposted
It’s an authoritarian elected government. We are not yet fully an authoritarian state and no I do not find that statement that comforting but even if you do live in an authoritarian state, and esp if u live one that is still in the process of backsliding, it just means that even more so than in…
Tyler Britten (@tyler.britten.us) reposted reply parent
I do like that CVS is now like "click on this page to see a list of risks that qualify you for the COVID vaccine. Do you have one of these, we don't care which one and have no follow up questions"
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux (@bretdevereaux.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
But "cheaters never prosper" while it may not hold 100% of the time, is an idiom for a reason. Those Copybook Headings said what they said for a reason. Those Sesame Street values are the way they are for a reason. Conservatism used to mean knowing that. 🤷♂️
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Gonna be golden!
Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social) reposted
Monarez is playing her weak hand perfectly, and should be a model for institutional resistance for the next four years: 1. Make them fire you 2. Don’t go along to get along 3. Don’t apologize, have confidence in your own integrity and the importance of your role 4. Always escalate the conflict
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
a lot of people are ruined by wealth and fame but I’m pretty sure I’m built different
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I should take five seconds and see if it’s part of a thread but I want to reply NOW 😰💔
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t want people to suffer even when it’s suffering they voted for, but when they get what they voted for, I do permit myself to quietly reflect on brother Malcolm‘s observations re. the roosting of chickens 🤔
Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner.bsky.social) reposted
real “don’t cross the streams” scenario
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Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
buried lede: apparently Burning Man is still
ex-Lethality Jane (@lethalityjane.bsky.social) reposted
We do not in fact have to do Sandy Hook trutherism but leftishly
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social)
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy’s Rabbit, Run
Andrew S. (@shoutingboy.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, some folks might find it an embarrassing thing to self-attest but BMI>30 gets a lot of us! I’m also not sure whether plain-ol’ hypertension counts as a “heart condition” on that list but probably most doctors will go along with it.
rahaeli (@rahaeli.bsky.social) reposted
Reading the list of conditions that qualify you for an updated COVID booster, I think the easiest route for most people without an existing diagnosis will be "physical inactivity" because that's entirely self-attested, with the runner up being "I was a smoker for a few months a few decades ago"