michigan state alum. bangladeshi. i like football and the detroit lions. he/him shurjo.me
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"I think it is safe to say that Fitchburg State is just the best team in college football and they're gonna go undefeated with the national title and beat I don't know, beat Auburn or something I don’t follow D1.” THIS GUY IS THE BEST COMMENTATOR OF ALL TIME.
thanks! <3
what website is this? i wanna see who im blocked by lol
Shoutout to Khalen Saunders, Saints DL (and brother of one of Tay's backup dancers) for his work for inclusivity for LGBTQ+ football fans.
Bluesky is great because it's home to maybe my ten favorite posters ever who left twitter, plus hundreds of thousands of the most annoying pendants online
ironic name for someone talking about a bigger hole
Very funny bit for the Dolphins to say "we're going to take backup quarterback seriously this year" and wind up at Zach Wilson.
there is a brady haunting new york
The slightest bit of psychological discomfort and they…crack Crumble. Shatter. Disintegrate. Spontaneously combust. While growing increasingly racist 🫠
This rocks. It looks like a version of Myst that only Bill Maher can play. It looks like Joe Camel's house if Joe Camel was a real guy.
You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
Is cops being allowed access to surveillance footage a ring thing, or can they demand any surveillance camera footage?
this guy was insufferable on twitter with horrible post after horrible post, i can’t believe he’s made his way over here.
there’s a big discord server where i posted this and demanded it be added and the mod asked me what to name it and i said ‘cow’. so now its forever :cow-1: emoji
That TeSlaa custom jersey story is incredible because it's the Lions calling someone else a tryhard
wine and maybe a vm is all you need. pretty much everything runs great in wine, except for CAD software, for which i use a VM. you wont be able to play valorant but i think its worth the trade off tbh
Another day, another reminder that Democratic leaders chose to forfeit the Presidency rather than desisting from genocide.
would love some. extra greasy please!
you’d expect bread to accompany the circuses
my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
there is nothing to learn, the party is operating precisely as intended. this is what they are. winning elections isn’t their goal, they still make ridiculous amounts of money losing them anyway.
this is the one thing siri is good for. hey siri set a timer for 1 hour.
persona moment tbh
i need to use sciel in ng+
i don’t speak german i don’t know what you’re saying who are you
huh?
i used to be the cavalry. now i just don’t care. if your computer doesn’t work it’s probably because you’re ugly and dumb and smelly
i’ve completely given up evangelizing. the few times i succeeded i realized that they would rather ask me everything than google their issues themselves or read the man pages. fuck that, use windows, chromeos, bixby whatever the fuck just DONT ASK ME FOR TECH SUPPOET
Because of when MASS EFFECT was written, while it looks surprisingly frankly at police brutality and the issues with the carceral system, you the player are still expected to work with and like cops in setting even when they freely admit to doing this shit, and it really grates
last ~6 years they’ve opened up a lot. like there is actually zero reason for me to want to jailbreak these days, which is something i did for almost a decade
you can actually! can also use vim!
get a $2 coke or water at a cvs and get the rest of it as cash back. those prepaid cards absolutely do suck and sometimes don’t even work everywhere so i found that’s the best way to do it. it’s good money for the first 6-8 weeks or whatever the promo offer is
i would humbly suggest not being an asshole off the bat on social media. ‘no idea what they’re talking about’ you don’t know that, and there is no evidence that you do either.
i’m from the region and i’m deeply invested in this conflict as someone that stands to be directly affected by it (read: family and home wiped out). this conflict has been going on for almost a century and has seen flare ups similar to this every few years. nobody’s nuking anybody, not over kashmir
and that’s precisely why they won’t nuke each other. mutually assured destruction is a thing, and deranged as world leaders might be they will sooner face a military coup than succeed in launching a nuke at a country that’s also in possession of nukes
inshallah they will gentrify all of new york
you can call out voting without saying ‘you deserved this’ as a blanket statement
people can’t just move.
i see this sentiment a lot with people in the southern states in general, too. for example just because say a woman in alabama dies because she can’t get an abortion doesn’t mean that it is deserved just because she lives in a certain community or in a certain state. not trying to be hostile btw.
absolutely. the point i was trying to make was though that minority groups are not monoliths. the majority of cuban americans *do* vote red, yes, but so do the majority of white american (men). it isn’t really fair to people affected by these deportations to just say ‘deserved it’
do you know this particular woman’s voting record? can you say with certainty that this woman voted republican? because if not, then yes, it is victim blaming.
Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
modern life is too complicated. I want to go live in a hut in the woods. with fibre internet.
source?? because why is my skin dry af then
first team all pro in 2016, pro bowls in 2016 and 2017, started in every game in the ravens super bowl season (2012). so yeah, lol.
ICE action in Massachusetts: "In Fall River, a citizen from Puerto Rico said federal officials blocked her car until she had shown them three forms of identification." www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/24/m...
also sure, okay, maybe he thought it was fake and needed 53 people to die to confirm that it was, in fact, real. what’s the first thing he does with that info? leave the group chat lol. not to mention the fact that he didn’t reveal information that was already made available to him.
still don’t understand why the person who got added to a top secret military group chat didn’t act on the knowledge that the US was about to murder 53 people. like… ‘haha drumpf stoopid’ is funny and all on the surface level but that dude is just as complicit lol. it’s just clickbait.
I made a video essay! It's a love letter to 3d software crammed in between several hate notes about 3d software companies. Maybe it can be something you put on in the background while you do art. :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4md...
this is fake right..
BIG WIN FOR SPARTY TONIGHT BABY
pointing out the hypocrisy is pointless. anyone who is for this is already aware of the hypocrisy and doesn’t care.
zero eggshells here. i think you’re under the impression that working with computers makes you a tech bro lol. and names for things, ‘labels’ as you call them, emerge as new phenomena emerge. that’s how language works. tech bros didn’t exist 100 years ago.
its easier to say ‘techbros are horrible people’ instead of saying ‘technological meritocrats who shove useless junk down everyone’s throats because they think it’ll make the world a better place when they’re a major reason the world is how it is are horrible people’.
why do you choose to self identify as a tech bro? why does that offend you? like… you’re getting mad about a non issue. techbros are people who believe in a technological meritocracy and shove genAI and crypto nonsense down everyone’s throats. they are bad and should be treated as such.
jenny tight pants
This is a shocking thing from AI discourse online. People say to me "AI is the only thing helping me learn physics, I can't follow the textbooks. I know it's wrong a lot though." Babe, you have not learned physics. You used a garbage tool and now you think you know something. Which is worse!!
oh i agree with you on all of that, i just don’t see how she’s ‘extremely sympathetic’ to someone who already isn’t convinced. like, sure, military spouse and 911 and all that, but also she worked for the CDC so she might as well have worked for the devil himself. to them, at least.
…. why? i don’t get it
if that’s the way it is for someone like me who doesn’t engage with that stuff, then just imagine how much of it gets shown to younger boys who might click on them. it’s so fucking evil i swear to god.
instagram don’t show me pornographic content in my explore page and threads recommendations challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) i swear to god i only follow people i know irl and meme pages. no porn. and it doesn’t matter how many times i click ‘not interested’, just goes away for 2 days then comes back again
cheap and it gets you drunk, which is the primary purpose of booze. i drink plenty of good beer when i want to, but there’s nothing wrong with piss water.
This is truth. SO many of you have no idea the sputtering, wild-eyed meltdown you would trigger. Criticism means nothing coming from marginalized person; they've already decided we don't matter. But YOU? You're supposed to be on THEIR side. And I can almost guaranteed they just assume you are.
it’s detroit right
this is one of the funniest exchanges i’ve ever read
This video has brought me such joy. I can’t stop singing the song lol. It feels like a forehead kiss 🥹
all fent??
fuck the birds, they’re not real
is that a threat
dont make me tap the sign
Caleb Williams vs League Average Time To Throw
Sam Darnold had the lowest total Passing EPA in a playoff football game since realignment. Per Attempt, it’s only the 5th worst, but it’s the worst this season.
Postseason QB EPA per Pass Attempt by Game (since 2002 postseason)
anyways, i do my best to reduce my consumption and carbon footprint on a personal level. but when you have corporations jumping onto any crumb of speculation and growth they can latch onto, nevermind the impacts, and regulators not doing jack shit about it (crypto, AI, etc.) what can individuals do?
i honestly don’t understand what leads to someone being so combative out the bat on the internet lol. we could be having this same conversation without all the toxicity. ‘perverts’ got a chuckle out of me lol.
i mean, yeah? “i want infinite growth” and “i want to save the planet” aren’t exactly compatible lmfao. capitalism chases growth and profit over anything, which is the *whole reason* regulations exist in the first place. otherwise you’d still have kids in mines and the EPA wouldn’t exist.
capitalism is inherently incompatible with degrowth and green energy
the absolute best thing it could be
does it look good not colored in. because if so i wouldn’t bother either
The comic that got us demonetised on Facebook back in August. (We’re no longer on Facebook).
oh-pee-oh-why!!
EPA on Passes Completed Behind the Line of Scrimmage
Success rate when targeting running backs, by team:
this is the second worst thing i’ve ever seen. superseded only by the first time i saw this thing
The wording here got me all excited that they found new evidence that smoking is good for you
jesus christ 2 hours a day, every day? i’m happy for you but i think you might be in the top 1% of fuckers
who in fucks name is vexbolt and why is everyone talking about unfollowing them. i dont follow in the first place
listened to imaginal disk for the first time like 5 days ago and it’s been a buzzer beater for my album of the year. so, so good
yeah he’s never going to upset anyone
he was favored to win so it doesn’t count. he loses big games he’s not favored in
Road warriors 😈
I’m sure they would’ve hit a wall and had to rely on chatGPT sooner rather than later, to disastrous effect. Reddit programming forums are already inundated with people copy pasting nonsensical code and demanding to know why it doesn’t work rather than trying to work through any of it.
ZHUGE LIANG 臥龍 / 伏龍 
Kelly Turnbull 