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That sounds like a bad idea. When do we start?

created September 3, 2023

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So many of Ask_Aubry posts are: it’s disrespectful if you don’t give me a bj. it’s disrespectful if you don’t cook and clean for the family. it’s disrespectful if you wear a nose ring. What they mean is: you aren’t doing what I want.

1/9/2025, 11:56:30 PM | 17 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m glad she stuck to her guns. Her roommate needs to stop blaming how women dress for men’s reactions. And what is with all the “it’s disrespectful” stuff? If someone told me I was being “disrespectful” they would soon learn what that really means.

1/9/2025, 11:18:37 PM | 25 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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donald trump is serving prince philip

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1/9/2025, 8:08:42 PM | 1669 127 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope he didn’t have any kind of severance package.

1/9/2025, 1:24:32 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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McConnell?

31/8/2025, 10:26:11 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Musk by a piece of space junk.

31/8/2025, 10:25:05 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hopefully she can get something in writing from the manager, then she can pass it to her coworker to sue the company. OP would likely need a new job too.

31/8/2025, 10:16:19 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Narrator: “That is not at all surprising.”

31/8/2025, 8:47:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would normally regard this as a harmless kink, but when you have a partner and especially where intimacy is an issue… You both need a sit down conversation, and maybe marriage counselling.

31/8/2025, 1:18:59 AM | 33 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mr Cait racing out to buy googly eyes.

31/8/2025, 1:14:59 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I was maid of honour I would be drinking a glass of red wine before the wedding… Just mom and me in the room.

30/8/2025, 10:24:31 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Behind the tv? Nope.”

30/8/2025, 9:33:31 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Every first time parent is going to make mistakes. I bet “tech guy” read parenting books and now there is only one way to parent. His way.

30/8/2025, 9:30:54 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

And when you’re constantly criticised you doubt yourself and make more “mistakes”.

30/8/2025, 9:30:23 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favourite pieces I collected yesterday. #seaglass #seapottery. I think the glass is the type used as weight in vases. It is flat on the back. And that is why I pick up every piece of glass I see, even if I don’t keep it. I couldn’t tell it wasn’t just clear glass.

A light blue and white piece of pottery, and a clear piece of glass with white inside it.
30/8/2025, 8:24:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Leading him on”? It’s been a week! Just tell him like you’ve written it. If you lose his friendship think how bad it would have been if you dated him and broke up.

30/8/2025, 8:12:24 PM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Drones (instead of fireworks). Drone operators will need to plan joyous displays.

30/8/2025, 7:20:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

She has to get him to clean his teeth!

30/8/2025, 4:54:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Tbf the following *week* is just going to be hyper joy.

30/8/2025, 4:34:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

I swear when I did my grocery shopping today, I thought, “just one bottle of wine. It’s not like I’ll have a death to celebrate.” Hopefully I was wrong.

30/8/2025, 4:30:12 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cait.bsky.social breaking news: not acab. Chile cop cat share.google/lbcC05GcMXFW...

29/8/2025, 8:43:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Love a kūmara (sweet potato).

Three varieties of kūmara. One with purple skin and white flesh. One with white skin and purple flesh. The other with orange skin and flesh. A very purple kūmara.
29/8/2025, 4:30:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love to say I’m just going to fritter it away and end up with nothing.

29/8/2025, 4:18:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone should paint over it with Lee carrying a white flag.

29/8/2025, 4:13:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

I like roto_tudor’s “destructive”.

29/8/2025, 3:16:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Or have to say what they’re going to do with “the money”.

29/8/2025, 3:11:49 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait till they work out a supply chain of street snatches by ICE, to surgery, to profit prison.

29/8/2025, 3:04:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s Kitten Kickers. And they probably have a silent Kute at the start.

29/8/2025, 2:47:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Lifts it to where?

29/8/2025, 2:41:58 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. That “check from Soros” is still one of the lies they use?

29/8/2025, 12:34:03 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

He really thinks when he dies he’s going to be buried at Arlington.

28/8/2025, 8:06:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leon Thomas (@renegadecut.bsky.social) reposted

saw ashli babbitt trend and got worried she wasn't dead anymore

28/8/2025, 7:13:46 PM | 266 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Just give back the engagement ring. That is not OCD that is controlling you.

28/8/2025, 6:40:13 PM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A bruise resembling Epstein, on the back of a short fingered vulgarian.
28/8/2025, 4:30:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🙋🏻‍♀️

28/8/2025, 3:36:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

28/8/2025, 3:32:52 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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C’mon what could be easier than finding a babysitter on Thanksgiving? Grandma needs to find her spine and a new boyfriend.

28/8/2025, 3:24:13 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social)

It’s a bit hard trying to get photos of #uglydogs. Now I have an ear worm of “Mmboop” doggy version.

Sled husky waiting for pets. Black and white with brown eyes. A very gentle boy. Four light colored sled huskies lying on a bench in the sun after a run. The girls are back in town. Four huskies in a fenced run.
28/8/2025, 2:47:14 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m not a horse person but I understand geldings are calmer. This may be an explanation darth.

27/8/2025, 4:46:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Waiting for flights from Iceland with the “personal use” supply of hot dogs.

27/8/2025, 2:00:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Does a whole human foot only weigh up to 3.2 kg?

27/8/2025, 1:14:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you

27/8/2025, 1:13:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gold leaf on lead darth. He’ll never know.

27/8/2025, 1:08:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Is being a transvestite really a thing, or was it men not acknowledging they were transgender?

27/8/2025, 12:56:24 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhhh. Is he a… stool pigeon?

27/8/2025, 12:41:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Apologies! I was flushing my toilet fifteen times.

26/8/2025, 10:47:29 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

In NZ they have one in Auckland (and it also goes to other areas when required). But it is more used in response to actual jobs rather than flying around looking for crimes.

26/8/2025, 10:43:42 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Something, something… live your life so people don’t celebrate when you die?

26/8/2025, 9:59:37 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’d have to come back from wherever he’s on holiday this week before that happens.

26/8/2025, 4:05:56 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does he cook like her mom?

26/8/2025, 3:18:18 AM | 44 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

But… Seattle sounds like a wonderful place to be?

Pic of two cats snuggling. Fox News chyron: Lesbian cats take over Seattle.
26/8/2025, 3:14:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do I tell them Luigi sent me?

26/8/2025, 3:08:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯 change the locks, and make it your name on the lease and utilities. You don’t want the cops turning up because he got locked up and gave your address. Plus. NO ONE gets to talk to you like that. Make sure you’ve got everything sorted then let him know to pick up his stuff.

26/8/2025, 12:56:31 AM | 75 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rude. 😂

25/8/2025, 9:06:21 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Isaac G. Bryan (@ib2real.bsky.social) reposted

Them: “Stopping talking about Texas in California” Me: “No

25/8/2025, 4:53:54 PM | 176 52 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Ask him to show you what he’s done/said about Texas gerrymandering.

25/8/2025, 8:37:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A capybara and a goose beside a feeding station.
25/8/2025, 7:30:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Snoop Dogg Locks Car Doors Immediately After Entering Lesbian Neighborhood

25/8/2025, 12:24:20 AM | 629 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

“At one time the US was visa free to all countries” What did trump say to make you think that was how he was going to “solve the immigration problem”?

24/8/2025, 11:26:46 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

“It’s the parents role to say no.” Sounds like that’s what the parents are doing. They are saying no to your behaviour.

24/8/2025, 8:24:52 PM | 54 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Unconditional surrender. The allies weren’t going to make the same mistake again.

24/8/2025, 8:00:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If every person with the money and/or power that trump wants to exploit, told him to fuck off, and then used their resources to fight him. He would flail around like the inept coward he is.

24/8/2025, 5:20:18 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love how they completely disregard that the vast majority of the time it is the mother who takes children to the doctor.

24/8/2025, 2:26:37 AM | 100 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol. I forgot to take a photo till after I’d started. #freakshake #Waterside

A white plate sitting on a wooden outdoor table. On the plate is whipped cream and an eclair. Also a glass jug wit a tiramisu flavoured shake, ice cream, more whipped cream, with chocolate sauce running down the sides. Balanced on top is a rectangular piece of cake.
24/8/2025, 2:22:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Someone who not only doesn’t know what a woman is, but doesn’t know what a real man is either.

23/8/2025, 8:05:01 PM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sedation after watching South Park?

23/8/2025, 12:32:43 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That should be on a golf course, shouldn’t it?

23/8/2025, 12:30:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love her final edit, knowing that he’s reading her post.

22/8/2025, 9:40:30 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang. I read the alt as “this is all free cheese” and was even more excited than the potato logo had already made me.

22/8/2025, 4:26:48 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Him leaving a review of imaginary classroom:

One star. Almost died.
22/8/2025, 1:50:26 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A cracker (Epstein) sitting next to a barrel. Text in a yellow background reads Epstein Files. Below in small print Release them.
21/8/2025, 3:39:03 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

💯 My grandmother told me, “Make sure you have your own career”.

20/8/2025, 8:46:33 PM | 103 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! It’s disgusting.

20/8/2025, 4:21:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I judge bathrooms by how many hooks and rails, plus shelving there is. Also, no to manky shower curtains.

20/8/2025, 4:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

And lonely in your… loving, successful marriage?

20/8/2025, 1:29:18 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does that include his children?

shared their approach to parenting, including limiting screen time for their daughters.
20/8/2025, 1:26:07 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

I am old enough to remember when “glow up” meant something different.

20/8/2025, 12:06:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn’t they try that last time, with the “look at all the skills slaves were taught”? Every thing they tried and failed last time, they are doubling down on this time.

19/8/2025, 11:52:06 PM | 69 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Australian magpie. I think the grey plumage means he’s a juvenile.

19/8/2025, 10:41:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s how the Door to Hell in Turkmenistan got started darth.

19/8/2025, 4:30:08 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would probably be trying to decide between whose chair I use as a toilet, and pulling the fire alarm. Probably both.

19/8/2025, 4:26:25 AM | 40 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Batter up!

19/8/2025, 3:50:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. Is it Chiquita?

19/8/2025, 3:21:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s out of uniform. Must be a day off from holding doors open.

Hotel doorman holding a door open.
19/8/2025, 3:00:32 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Your fiancé and your best friend told you it was a bad idea. You: “Well you are both wrong.”

19/8/2025, 12:49:19 AM | 70 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sian (@sians.bsky.social) reply parent

Make it a combo.

Nazi getting milkshaked.
19/8/2025, 12:38:02 AM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what her husband says about her to Kyle that he’d make such a “joke”.

18/8/2025, 10:48:21 PM | 51 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even using the foot pedals. Good girl.

18/8/2025, 10:30:05 PM | 64 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If someone describes themselves as “a Christian” then it’s something they regard as being an important aspect of themselves. Why date someone you don’t want to have a committed relationship with?

18/8/2025, 9:49:48 PM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Next time she sees him …

18/8/2025, 3:36:01 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They claim to be “alphas” but are scared someone will make fun of them. A real man does what he wants, like this guy.

17/8/2025, 10:31:48 PM | 35 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A black star above a subway sandwich. Text reads: Come and take it.
17/8/2025, 10:25:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Contempt is the most corrosive thing in a relationship.

17/8/2025, 9:05:07 PM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I hope the pervert who wants to see this goes looking. I remember a lot of complaints about men getting malware from sites that claimed to have video.

17/8/2025, 3:23:29 AM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Subway is going to be busy. 🥖

17/8/2025, 2:58:33 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Gosh. This reminds me of something…

Trump cringing as he follows Putin to the podium in Helsinki.
16/8/2025, 3:52:44 AM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“All perspectives”. Uh huh. Both sides of misogyny and racism?

16/8/2025, 3:09:31 AM | 91 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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You went to the beach armed with a subway?!

16/8/2025, 2:22:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Bad robot. Daddy mad.”

16/8/2025, 2:20:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@cait.bsky.social hey idk about that one chief Alexander... @ale… • 1h Also... like Rashida Tlaib is a person of color the same way Rachel Dolezal is. Be for real.
15/8/2025, 9:00:46 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view