Y'all are not ready for a fit check coming up once something arrives 👀✨️🤫
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Y'all are not ready for a fit check coming up once something arrives 👀✨️🤫
Do they have to run in the same circles?
Wait what if Hulk Hogan was #3 for that group? Then a new group would be started yesterday, hypothetically ?
Wait what if Hulk Hogan was #3 for that group? Then a new group would be started yesterday, hypothetically ?
I'm not gonna lie I forgot about them
That's a possibility! I lowkey forgot about them (oops lol) but also idk if there's sub-rules about how close they have to be?
Not to be That Person™ but does the rule of 3s go into effect now (& if so who are the hypothetical other 2) ???
Hey can we collectively do a timeline cleanse? Memes, pet pics, maybe a pretty nature pic, etc. I'll start
after we've condemned political violence can we condemn nazis as a treat
Hey can we collectively do a timeline cleanse? Memes, pet pics, maybe a pretty nature pic, etc. I'll start
Man that close up video fucked me up a bit Humans weren't meant to watch each other get shot
Timeline cleanse: “Is that LETTUCE I smell?!”
Just leaving this here
Three teens have been hospitalized in critical condition after a shooting at a suburban Denver high school, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3VK0r3I
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The only nation where we have two shootings competing for news coverage at the same time (of course the famous guy is getting more coverage than the children), but sure, all we can do about it is "thoughts & prayers"
Hey if the graphic/close up video disturbed you, play some tetris to help your brain 🫶
I saw the more graphic/close up version of the video & it looked real bad
Are we gonna cover this as much as Charlie
political violence is also criminalizing the unhoused and mental illness. political violence is also defunding medical research. political violence is also destroying our environment. cant pick and choose what is political violence, when to apply it, and say it "doesn't have a place in our country"
When Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated, Trump shrugged it off, as did almost all Republicans. And the press stopped talking about it within days. Let's see what happens with all that and the Charlie Kirk situation.
alrighty gang gimme some required reading. I’m talking things that you’re actually glad your teachers made you read in school. I feel like there are SO MANY “classics” of literature I need to catch up on, and I need to know where to start.
The Color Purple and The Bluest Eye were very difficult to digest at times but I think that makes them even more necessary
The Great Gatsby Because of Winn-Dixie Brave New World (I specifically find the Christ figure interpretation interesting) To Kill A Mockingbird The Color Purple The Bluest Eye (Not a classic but personally really think it should be read by every non poc) So You Want To Talk About Race
So do we know what condition he's in or... ? (Not about Cheeto, unfortch)
oh noooooooo (quiet and sarcastic)
@todayisparadise.bsky.social
I'm rewatching Handmaid's Tale & how did I not remember Serena Joy inviting June to the "Pray-vaganza" lmao (I remembered the event but not what they called it)
Wtf
Noooo
This is Nora and Sophie. Their family was a little nervous how Sophie would react to Nora. Had no idea their cockatoo has always wanted a puppy of her own. 12/10 for both (TT: iamtylerrayn)
Most men wont even know where to find this place, even with directions
The Night Vale tabletop RPG is out today! Make a character. Do an adventure. You're in Night Vale now. buff.ly/PQ1IL9e
Happy anniversary!!! 🥳 your marriage can now vote lol
Tummy hurts 🥲
Sorry but I actually think it’s pretty evil to try to play both sides when you’re speaking about a literal eugenicist like RFK.
Passing notes in school was so fun I remember in middle school my friends & I made lil paper "mailboxes" & a coded "language" (in case a teacher wanted to read one out loud), but we were all "good kids" so as long as our grades didn't slip they didn't care Those were the days
Do you have biofreeze or tiger balm? It may not necessarily fix the pain but the sensation can be distracting, which can help mentally
My supervisor: "... and you can be awkward sometimes, you have your quirks, but we love them & you use them well" Me, internally: I've harnessed the tism successfully 🤓
WHAT
Should I deck her out in green for this lol 🌱
TWINSIES OMG
Ok I think I'm gonna do the blue ones actually
Are we sure? I've had multiple decent apples from an apple tree in my grandpa's old garden, is that tree just in apple tree witness protection? Some of them were a little tart but there were definitely good ones
I did my nails a cool metallic-y shimmery purple but the shimmer doesn't show up well in pictures so I can't get a good pic of them 🙃💅
Which pants (from the second pic) should I wear with the blouse (better shown in the first pic) tomorrow? 🤔 bonus points if you give a reason
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Wait what??! So all of our decent apples are liars?!?
I do not understand how some people can punch down at people less fortunate than them & they somehow don't feel like a shitty person about it
Is there something in particular you want to learn about it?
My hearing was fucked up for like a whole day afterwards but young me was PUMPED
Hannah Montana with the Jonas Brothers
BLUEY MOVIE IN 2027 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Think Green Day is a true cross generational band.
Decided to get back into Welcome to Night Vale & discovered it's still going!!! ✨️ Now trying to figure out if it's mathematically possible for me to catch up to current, starting at episode 1 & listening to 6-12 episodes per week (they're on ep 250 & release 2 per month) 😅 I'm bad at math so idk
Idk about gen alpha but can vouch they have the approval of gen z!
See I always just check the tag (if no tag, usually can guess natural or synthetic by feel) 😅 Did you know the mini skirt was named after the mini cooper?
I think I'm gonna have to settle for cereal 🙃😅 lowest effort option available
I want food but I don't wanna make food 🥲
I've seen some vocally anti-AI people recently make an anti-AI post and be surprised there are still pro-AI people following them, and I can explain this; most pro-AI people think they are somehow the exception. the way THEY are using it, SURELY you would take no issue! well, we do. so fuck off.
I see your sea anemone and I raise you: There's a type of shark that can survive out of water for short periods of time & it "walks" both in & out of water using its fins!
Ooooh!!!
Oh now that's interesting!!
Also one piece of confetti is a confetto!! 🥳
I'm so bored but it's too early to go to sleep 🫠 soooo anyone got some memes or fun facts? 👀✨️ I'll go first
Starting a rewatch now actually to see what foreshadowing I can spot
Ya know it's interesting how a while ago at least a portion of the gop claimed to be focused on human traff¡cking, yet when it's Epstein's victims suddenly not a peep. Feels very similar to how some dudes will be like "believe women!" until it's their buddy being accused
We added a pup cup station at work & Aster came with me today so I made him one with whipped cream, treats, AND peanut butter for being such a good boy
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Yessss his arc was really interesting & I think his ending was one of the most fitting for the character out of anybody's (but that's just my opinion)
Have you met Lawrence yet? No spoilers but keep an eye on him 👀
Like I would still rewatch all the way through even knowing the ending, & I actively want to watch the spin-off when it's out, & that's kinda my measure for if a show ends satisfactorily. Let me know your thoughts as you get closer!!!
There's definitely some people who will frustrate you a LOT towards the end & they could've done the finale a bit better, BUT I do think some people absolutely get what they deserve (both positive & negative), some people end their arc in a very fitting way, & some we don't know for sure
You don't think it's gross to be attracted to someone who's young enough to be your kid? Eww
& I'm gonna have to pass it minimum 3 times a week 😭🤢 at least that billboard tends to have high turn over (before this it was one for gun silencers)
Like I absolutely think age gaps can be fine sometimes, but when they're old enough to be your parent?!? No no no no no no no
Wtf is this???! Ewww
It definitely depends on the angle you look at it from but I would argue yes. I'm really excited for The Testaments (spin-off in the works)
Do you want spoilers or no
What if the announcement is them rickrolling us
Listen if it's the only thing you can think of to keep you sane/alive in the moment it's not maladaptive We're all specks of dust on a big floating rock just trying to do the best we can, we don't need to moralize our coping mechanisms (as long as we're not harming others)
America has such a proud tradition of lying about an incapacitated leader’s health; it’s fun that now, however, we get to fall down rabbit holes together, hand-in-hand.
Just read another giant thread about how AI is cool and good actually, it's just being misused, so I just want to restate that we were fine before it existed, probably better.
I had to move one the parts out of a dryer (it was done, & we have a table designated for that kind of thing) so that I could dry mine & they had like 5 items in that micro load 🙃 If they wanna do that at least wait until really late night or early morning! But oh well 🫠
(Yes I saw that it was one person, & we're not talking just separating delicates & colors & whatever, it was literally just a bunch of micro loads with no clear logic that could've been one or two)
(/rant) Hey so if you share a communal laundry space, & there's 5 washers & 6 dryers for over 60 people to share, it's really shitty of you, as one person, to split one load of your laundry across 3 of the washers & 4 of the dryers. I don't care if it takes longer, consolidate or do different loads!
🚨BOLO FOR WAFFLES 🚨former MACC DOG. Waffles is about a year old, microchipped, neutered, and wearing a collar. He should have a retractable leash attached to him. He was last seen near the Sounds Stadium and bicentennial mall. #lostdog #nashville
Look at this graph. The share of national income going to the richest 10 percent was lowest (and share to lower 90 percent highest) when union membership was at its highest. As unions have weakened, inequality has widened. This is why we must build back union power.
Partial shirt, partial shoes, partial service.
There are no bad questions, only forbidden questions.
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Never bring a large bag of feathers to a fistfight. Don't bring anything to a MindFight, you're supposed to just do those ones with your mind.
Is a sandwich a hotdog?
If you are in a public place and want to say anything about neurodivergent children you should perhaps consider that neurodivergent children become neurodivergent adults and some of us are already pissed off about the state of everything
Meet MACC’s Bangle House Tiger. Goldfish is 10 m old & 49lbs. She’s a gentle, shy girl who’s learning to navigate the world around her. As she gains confidence, her true beauty begins to shine through. With playful bows & happy tail wags, she loves inviting her shelter friends to join in the fun.
So are we monitoring the pizza index again tonight or do we expect that it would go back to normal anyway
Yeah that's the old one so there's still hope
So it's the old video they're trying to pass off as new 👀
Is this the old video where his hand bruise is miraculously gone? Or a different video?