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"alright so what's your login details?" "Dunno" "It's okay we'll click forget password, alright so where's your email?" "......." "Oh FFS"
I did nazi-that coming!
News dot com dot au comments having a nermul one today #auspol
"Why am I still single??"
I've had to have a week off. I've done everything right, doctors, psychology, exercise, sleep, good thinking. I still don't feel ready 😭 It's hard to replace a life time of anxiety & stress with something else sigh
I will never ever build another home in this country again. Worst stressful nightmare in existence to build in this country. During a building crisis, councils will still fck you over on every possible tiny code interpretation possible. If they all get replaced by AI it would be for the best
Murdoch trash giving cookers a voice for years. Now they're all like "oh no how did we get here with now 4 murdered cops" Everyone else: You fcking serious? #auspol
Was it if Kennett served one more term he would have received a statue?
What a let down it has been for many years. But romolus and earth are good!
Definitely can't be stuffed with all that nonsense will be log out time
During the COVID period I had a different contractor team sitting near me who was a massive anti-vax & conspiracy theories dude. Now during Trump shit going on I have the same situation but a guy who fkn loves everything Trump is doing. JFC why me god what did I do ?
$25 a kilo for capsicums. We're rooted.
Why do we feel guilty when we have mental days off.
AI: will I fall to my death if I span 6 plate over a 2m span with no bracing on a 4kpa load? *AI sweating* uhh you should consult an engineer for that. Coward.
Friday 3:30pm meeting you say? I UNO reverse card you with a Monday 6:30am follow up meeting
All the kids be like
Still my number 1 movie!!
Turnbull forever known as the king of copper
Planning officer was wrong, their own R Codes they cannot interpret correct. Yet we still have to suffer for their stupidity. I hate AI but if it took your job you fcking deserved it.
They're scared we may grow superpowers if we eat them!
The council will do anything absolutely anything to try reject building a small house in this city. The stress on trying to build a home in Australia is on such a high level I'm almost ready to just sell my land & live in a fcking caravan
Cool story bro #auspol
Imagine being explained what AI is from this c*nt who doesn't know where the internet comes from #auspol
"What do you mean the Nobel peace prize is already going to someone called Christopher???"
This just in... Person who died 70 years ago praises Albo. Etc etc
Does this mean flights to Bali should be getting cheaper?
10 years ago a simple job I could do in 4 days. Skip to today, the same job is still ongoing 7 weeks. Derp madness.
Waiting for a tree nut to fall on top of a car to see what happens
I can't wait to watch it arghh
Docs got me on different meds and hoooooly f*ck it's a struggle bleeping blooping
Yup happeneds a lot in the resources sector. Only way to poach people is to offer them a higher status + more $. End up getting more managers with a lot less experience then the workers being managed. Expecting to be paid more then a worker who's been there for 15+ years, lol no.
Wash my hands & the potatoes at the same time!
Siri, show me a party that's out of touch. No Siri, that's too out of touch!! #auspol
Nothing, because they are irrelevant #auspol
The not closing the quotation mark is annoying me.
I really want to see it!
Funny how selling all our assets we as tax payers owned put money in the bank. Then f$cked us over for the next 50 years
AI review these calcs and report the reason it's crashing. *Crashes* Well heck not even AI can stand me
Everything is fine everyone, I've crashed the AI every single time I've given it a task 👍
"Dr Coatsworth said..." Who gives a fuck.
Great now it's stuck in my head for another decade
ChatGPT, are these mushrooms okay to use in a beef wellington?
Just got out of a teams presentation with the software dude showing us the new version of engineering software that now has searchable AI. He did an example showing us how cool it is asking steel specification questions & AI displayed the wrong answer to 50 users. Slow clap.
Sir this gelatin mass won't give us adequate cover!!
Gulp
Can't you just tax the average Joe more Jim? 😩
On my way!!
In a move that nobody saw coming (everybody saw coming)
Bridge is woke now going to have to tear it down
Impressed they answered that with such a specific figure. Now how many toilet rolls have they used this month is what we really want to know
Media having a break down because 89,999 protestors did the right thing #auspol
New engineering software update: We added AI! Did you fix anything? Lol, no. But AI. Fuck off. Please update 🤗 Keep fucking off.
We live in bonkers times where businesses are sacking humans en masse while delivering massive earnings promoting AI. Fck it we're all ready for that asteroid to hit now
Shouting to my boss as I walk up to the mountains "yup no more antibiotics left"
wow they tried that old chestnut
Definitely nothing to do with starving people to death. Look the mums healthy, see it's all good!!
"everyone hates me." "It must be everyone's fault"
I have a meeting for a job that was cancelled because finances were being wasted on it. The irony of having 10 people sit in a room twiddling their thumbs wasting money discussing wasting money
As if anyone is going to buy American meat in Australia.
There's going to be a Trump documentary like the Jimmy Savile in a few years isn't there
Shape shifter vs gryphon... No don't. Nooooo!!
Well he did invent the internet in Australia. What I was told.
Womp womp woooomp
I sent you 5 emails & I haven't received a single notification you've opened them??? *Deletes without opening* Lol someone's about to go nuclear
Last time I put my hand up to help out another engineering discipline. The industry is so fcked in Australia where helping out another area you will be dragged down by incompetence of their own doing then the blame will try to be put on you. Lol fck off I'm here to lend my expertise not take blame
It knew what it was back then. Now it hides behind another key. Yes we see you F1 key
FBI CTRL+F'ing
Love how Murdoch being sued by Trump, the rag "news" is still printing his lies everyday. Hope you both choke to de*th you pieces of sh!ts
America is blinded by sCiEnCeeeeee.
Emergency exit should be available for these times
I wonder which one is going to die first
The world "surely American's aren't this dumb? youtube.com/shorts/yZf9I... *Reads the comments* Holy fck they're as dumb as two planks nailed together
Every YouTube thumbnail is just AI slop now.
Didn't Trump just threaten to sue their boss? Bizzaro world we live in
You instantly lose if you take the test
Deport him back to Australia! Wait... No!
Trump vs Murdoch
If he didn't have to pay wages he could still be in business
This is the only benefit of everyone being on teams now. No more landlines ringing every 5 minutes
"I didn't watch the movie, can you blame me?" - A Guy
"shared her secrets" Out of context? But wouldn't surprise me if bot text broke
Please America if you deport Murdoch don't send him to Australia
"anti-racist praises racist"
When you're ready to give up your +30 year career to punch a work colleague in the face because he's a fckface
I love it when people come up with more complex ways that take twice as long to do my job. Thanks 🙏
Jack the ripper. Now there's a funny guy!
Remember in the work force, performance is based on how many useless hours you do per week not keeping under budget. 👍
Prince Andrew's owes Trump a big c*ck sucking
JFC
Tariffs on Australian mushrooms
*and won't randomly explode
Yes I love waiting 40 minutes to flatten some 3d models to lines while using 48gb of ram and completely bricking the computer.
