i already gave you good advice, that’s all i have for you
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i already gave you good advice, that’s all i have for you
is that him in the photo? CLAMP yaoi lookin ass mfer
the main answer to "why can't we have nice things?" is that all of america's public money goes to maintaining an ever bigger, dumber, and more brainwashed gang of violent racists/rapists it's time to declare war on the very concept of police the same way people of the past declared war on monarchy
paul giamatti is playing elmer fudd
sorry for your loss; maybe log off and grieve and experience nature instead of starting shit online?
all i remember from the movie shoot ‘em up is clive owen eating a carrot, forever convincing my brain that he’s playing a human bugs bunny
i’ve got other shit that’s pissing me off (starting an argument and being wrong on every level)
abloo bloo bloo 😫😫😫
nightmare blunt rotation
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone
I saw a clown girl and I wanted to suck her clown dick.
El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
i should be asleeping but i’m not
everything sounds so good!! making me hungry lol
ah, right on! that’s not so bad actually…
honestly i thought stephen miller was in the line of succession so that’s a bullet dodged i guess
aew should collab with zona 23 and revive another wcw favorite, the junkyard invitational
I have just been introduced to Bootleg Rayquaza and this is now one of my favorite things ever
Everyone freaking out and it’s just going to be that we are invading Venezuela cause he found out he can suspend elections if we are at war last week when talking to Zelensky
Great day for this story to drop
I think this guy is gonna do it
Controversial opinion but this sucks! It was never very clever or funny, and now it's objectively boring and annoying!
god the aesthetics of this is so sick. how much does a rig like this cost?
amanda has been patching these jeans for like two years lol
haha well that’s a great reason for it to miss the damn good mark 😂
the gods must be crazy
i read the first 5 issues and wasn’t hooked, but i’ve been told i need to check out absolute martian man hunter
A chat with an Apogee producer and hands-on with Rising Heat, a twin-stick survival roguelike that feels like Geometry Wars meets Enter the Gungeon meets Vampire Survivors, with some interesting flair. store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/r...
dang…. i could go for some brisket, that sounds delightful
i meant they’re walking around showing off their jacked muscles…. that’s pretty masc to me?
but really…
lol
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
it’s eugenics and history, man you have to vote for the transphobe that doesn’t want trans people participating in public life or else you’re going to get transphobes that don’t want trans people participating in public life let’s stop this slide into fascism, lets vote for the fascist.
they haven’t said anything about my pants, but they’ve subtly asked that i start wearing collared shirts because they want me to look the part of where they want me to be in the company
#くつの日 過去絵 おはようございます
Would you believe this page was the launch pad for a 25 year long career of writing critically acclaimed comics? www.nuklearpower.com/2001/03/02/e...
I think this T-shirt is a one-of-a-kind piece drawn by a fan that I received at an anime convention in the US. It's signed "KAY ENGSTROM 1993" underneath the illustration. This is the first time I've worn it.
I’m unemployed. I’m thinking about becoming an electrician. I do not blame him.
lmao ah ok
and your bird can sing?? let’s gooooooo
Joann Daley
why are his gums black?
thank you sir chip! i didn’t love it right after i finished it, felt like i didn’t properly use some of the pieces, but it’s certainly grown on me since then.
sea shanties and an eerie fog seem to be following in its wake
i bought new collared shirts for work when what i really need is time spent being collared
gin and ginger beer is bangin; i love a gin and tonic though, and gin and juice with a really thick grape juice is the indica of cocktails
i was really struggling to find things to put on the sign lmao, i do not stand behind all of my shitposts
oh shit, maybe it is! i thought that one was flowered rosemary lol
hell yeah! the leg-quarter is the best piece of chicken, hands down. gotta have all my moots over for a bbq soon
thank you! i picked it up this weekend when i was buying collared shirts lol
the pork roll egg and cheese biscuit, like if mcdonald’s in new jersey had its own regional menu how hawaii does 😮💨 🍜 🍳 🥪
paying homage to my wife’s homeland, new jersey: taylor ham breakfast sandwich on a kaiser roll with salt pepper ketchup 🍳 🥪 🍜
porkroll (taylor ham) egg and cheese on a kaiser roll served up with a 3BR Distillery 011 PEC on Everything vodka bloody mary 🫡 i love my wife’s culture and make an effort to bring it home to california as often as possible. 🥪 🍳 🍴 🍜
east coast friends, i’m doing cultural crimes!!! 🥪 🍳 🍴 🍜
staying at work an extra two hours sucks
this shit goes hard @usagiboots.bsky.social
sausage rice, a slice of american cheese, two fried eggs, and a gallon of lolo mulong hot and spicy crispy garlic in chili oil. the sick meal of champions.
d.b. gooper
the blooper take is even funnier imo
grilled chicken, fava parsley and tomato salad with olive oil tahini lemon juice dressing, grilled zucchini, arugula and orzo salad topped with jalapeños garlic cilantro yogurt sauce #bbqmunity 🍜 🍴 🍽️
corned beef hash, ham, and eggs with rye toast and oat milk espressos; got last nights billy strings show on again, good morning, sunday morning. 🍳 🍽️ 🍜
RIP
having an absolutely insane day at work and i wanna throw myself in front of traffic instead of deal with these morons; but at least i’m looking jacked again
the verdict is: mac salad goes with a plate of mexican food just as well as it does with a plate of hawaiian bbq. 🍜 🍽️
i did a flower arrangement tonight; i have no clue what any of these flowers are called, but i do know i used some flowering rosemary sprigs 💐 🏺
same/me
LABOR IS ENTITLED TO ALL IT CREATES 🛠️
lmao nice
rock and roll photos
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2 is a game I don't hear people talk about much nowadays, but it's one of those timeless games that is pure eye candy (if you can handle all the explosions and flashing lights), endlessly replayable and super fun multiplayer modes, this deserves modern ports all around 🤌
how do you take your gin?
PATRIOTS
what if the pyramids WERE built by aliens, but they didn't use any sort of advanced technology to do it it was just like 1 sweaty little green guy
don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining you fucking coward at least have the decency to aim for my mouth
beef
if you pray really really hard maybe next time you go to the store you’ll remember to get some toaster strudel
“oh my…” is maybe my absolute favorite reaction to me 😇
alright, good; i’m glad you’re fine, i’d hate to make you un-fine…
new godzilla shirt !!! and we tried to bleach the pink out of my hair last night but it just lightened it to a perfect ghost pink and also bleached my roots giving me a blown out tips look lmao; happy accidents, happy accidents.
what if
(Fred Schneider voice) i wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL
the perfect use for big hands and a strong grip… 😏
This is the cop who was watching an anti-trans video when he hit a cyclist. According to this reporting he won't face any jail time.
pawtism speaks, and its saying GET THE GODDAMN RABIES VACCINE
(vichyssoise)
