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The last ever member of Stereolab to be fired. Slava Ukraini
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The picture of the be-slippered lower leg in the St Michael book of Unexplained Mysteries haunts me to this day.
It's essential viewing for earthlings of our persuasion
Please tell me you've seen Tank Chats on YouTube. It's what the internet was made for. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The Bermuda Triangle is embedded deeply in my memory – alongside creosote, the Bird's Eye Steakhouse Grills advert and the mystery of white dog poo. Don't get me started on spontaneous human combustion!
Derek is a maestro.
No one talks about the Bermuda Triangle anymore! I used to find it absolutely terrifying - we all did. And then one day, nobody seemed to care. WTF! The Bermuda Triangle is still there!
Come for the beautiful tailoring, stay for the delicious barbs.
Exquisite. If only one had the funds.
Ah! that is a very good point.
Yes, exactly
I have pondered. Like every other Englishman, the Invisible Man would turn the sumptuous colour of beetroot juice within seconds. This would slake off revealing the pallid cheesy green again. But it would be invisible.
what would a tanned invisible man look like? I now have to ponder this and will get back to you later with a definitive answer.
no rule says you can baggsy loungers with a towel, and no rule says you can't unbaggsy them and lie there instead.
Dad!
yeah but free speech, legitimate concerns, take back control, pro-safe vaccines, etc etc
Nice mug!
Quite.
for which they send back moody lubricating oil and legions of fucking tourists
1.6% says Tuik
The house on stilts is still there
I'm not saying that Turks aren't buying more LEVs and ZEVs. Swastikars & BYDs are everywhere. Also saying that's great! I can make the numbers stack up
Something's very off about those figures.
Two crowd surfers, one aloft, the other wiped out.
Gently crumbling into the sea, one day to be washed away. Until then, I’m enjoying the view. Can still just about play. Glad you’re feeling well!
Not *the* Katie Lord Fuck Puppy? Quelle horreur!
I see what you did there.
Arh fuck. Back to the drawing board.
Health-wise?
There’s nothing quite like a crisply deployed “Pah!”
Broke and Duvets sing the songs of Laibach appearing at Tonbridge Working Mens’ Club (Deceased)
All the silliness of a Vox but designed by Chihuahua on meth.
You don't see hospital corners much these days. Except in hospitals. Brexit.
Ah, but would you want to live with a man who looks like a well-made bed? Probably. But... I got nothing
or ice cream
How strongly do you feel about trouser creases? And do you iron your underpants? (Asking for a middle aged, middle class white male.)
ffs
A very confusing condiment.
Hey ! Wassssuuuuuppppp!
Lol! CBT is GMT+forevah!
Take machinery, for e.g. The best machinery is Italian & ppl pay a premium for it cos it's so good. It took decades to hit that level. If the plan is to localise US manufacturing, it will take as many decades for the US to hit that level too. Until then ppl will still buy Italian machinery.
finally
Wouldn't the pics have got wet anyway? And how did you fit everyone in the same cubical without moving the hot tap or using the wrong shampoo?
Totally!
I had the immense pleasure of play a cover of War Pigs with Janet Weiss' band Quasi in Philadelphia. I monumentally fucked it up, which I felt was in the spirit of the song. Kinda.
This is also correct, yet not necessarily a good attribute.
This is correct
This is correct.
1, 4, 6: no no no
Swoon
That he smelled so lovely really makes this easier. Thanks for sharing x
No
Bye, mate. X
At last, Queen Mother of the Show is on Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns! www.apacikradyo.com.tr We talk about the recent end of the 1990s, heavy metal, the demise of the late night chat show and, ofc, King of the Show. 7pm, Istanbul time.
A thing of beauty. Enjoy every morsel.
Not only is Bertrand Cantat an absolute scumbag, Noir Desir is cravenly shit.
Still trying to get hold of you.
Is there any evidence of double dipping? Or is that a later development?
Honk!
Did I forget to mention it's Tighten Up with Simon & Leo Johns in 5 minutes on www.apacikradyo.com.tr?. Well it is! We talk about Gothism
Thank you Judy! See, King of the Show? IN YOUR FACE!
Everyone can be bought. Everyone has their price. Mine is about £10, which by coincidence is enough to buy a twin pack of Jaffa Cakes and a four bottles of Timothy Taylor’s Landlord.
Ah drat! Gecmis olsun, Karen'cim
Trying to get hold of you for comment about the inaccuracies in this article.
That's so lovely to read, Paul. XX
Semi professional. Mostly just at weekends or re-enactments.
Stimpt
True. I hope you enjoyed it!
Power cuts in 3...2....1......
My word, what a handsome creature! As Captain Beefheart oncesang: it's "eyes are a blue million miles"
Like this? (dribble) uh-gru..(spit stringy dribble)... uh-grrrrrrr..... grrroooooooooooook!
Sublimely amusing. youtu.be/vydwrn_TQow?...
Fabulously expensive even way back when
Good question. I have absolutely no idea. Report back if you find anything!
Fuck Spotify.
Fail after fail after fail.
A classic! Will try it. The previous two that really weirded him out were "and a half" and "with knobs on".
My son flatly refuses to believe that the phrase “can’t do something for toffee” is a real saying. Can I get a show of hands to prove I didn’t make it up?
The headstock is elegantly proportioned and an absolutely sumptuous bit of mahogany. Even the gold hardware works well. I've to rethink everything
That's a BC Rich? GTFO!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I've seen a Rickenbacker bright red bantar. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
As if there wasn't proof enough that social media is poison and techbrocracy is part of the state apparatus. Don't really know what that means. I just wanted to use "techbrocracy"
It's what thighs were made for
As Oscar Wilde would've said had he not died 125 years ago: "There is only one thing in the world worse than being cyberbullied by a troll farm in Kayseri, and that is not being talked about." Or something
For the full Mrs Wife is Out experience, don't forget to wipe your hands on your thighs.
Dirty Chicken and a four-pack of cooking lager
I kinda miss the old days when a horde of AK trolls would spit their manufactured outrage at any Turkey post.
They sound absolutely incredible
Not so! Surprisingly not as much neck dive as you’d expect
There's always one. lol
@gpsutton.bsky.socialhi graham, back on the socials. drop me a line. nearly finished the record!
As I walked through a double swing door, Paul Weller was coming through in the opposite direction. We both chose the correct door to facilitate simultaneous traversal. He was shorter than I had imagined, but just as sensible.
That's disgusting.
Is Excel infinite?
Give the money to charity
