Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what this means, but I'm imagining Megatron being eaten by a Dune worm
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what this means, but I'm imagining Megatron being eaten by a Dune worm
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
drowning in ai slop on this rapidly deteriorating app but otherwise alright
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
goblin belly troll head
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not getting my hopes up again after I got my heart broken when he survived Covid
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
ACAB excludes Harry Du Bois because he's only barely a cop.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
The irony of wanting a con man under oath. Surely he'll cease his lying if his honor is at stake!
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a recipe for a pants-shitting
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Red-blooded American here. They're right. You don't treat unhoused people like animals if you're pro-human rights. Newsom will gladly turn heel if he manages to slither his way into office. He is not our champion Oh, and AI art sucks. Its not exactly trolling to act exactly like the people you hate
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
teach me your ways soup witch
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
cute! I have so much trouble with hair, I have no idea why
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you like your lasagna wet or crunchy?
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
okay but like slap some beef bolognese and ricotta between two slices of toasted garlic bread and what's the difference really??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
more like lapoopoo
🎃No Comrades Left Alive🎃 (@spiralrings.blue) reposted reply parent
Oh boy another sex gymnasium. No, once again, I only came here to use the phone, sir.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social)
is a grilled cheese sandwich lasagna
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
The people who clutch their pearls at this movie should be made to watch Mad God or Bestia to adjust their sense of "fucked up" because clearly they're a bit sheltered.
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha which volcano are you getting updates about...? 👀
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I stay stupid on purpose to preserve the magic in this world
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
shoutout to Digimon Frontier's english opening, as well
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Chaaaaaange In-To Digital Champions Toooooooooo Save the Digital [ W O R L D ]
Jeremy Faust, MD (@jeremyfaust.bsky.social) reposted
Massive walkout underway at CDC. RFK jr. must resign so that we can be safe.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
What if we got our best minds on cultivating glow-in-the-dark weed??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
What if we had some kind of... nationwide pizza party? Surely that would boost morale and productivity??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
sheesh, what did France ever do to you??
bites u (@bitesu.kawaii.social) reposted
I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT I HATE MICROSOFT
Zack Whittaker (@zackwhittaker.com) reposted
NEW: The Social Security Administration's chief data officer has blown the whistle, saying Trump's DOGE team uploaded a database containing the hundreds of millions of Social Security records of most Americans to an AWS cloud server, allegedly without proper access controls or monitoring in place.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Punched in the turd hole
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I refuse to believe this creature has ever had a thought
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
i've never found chapstick, gum, or tampons in a taco but okay I guess
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I cool toddler.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Somewhere between Forest Gump and Chris Farley
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am an average human bean.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hareem Adbool Jbarr
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
this is a blatant ripoff of Bachelor Chow
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
ain't that that flying bugman from the Star Wars prequel??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
At midnight, I gain the ability to eat my body weight in ice cream and have nightmares all night long. I'm expecting psychic powers to manifest from this routine any day now.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh man, Darkness Falls!!! I still remember reading the book. Very gripping.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Cabin Fever always leaves me with a deep feeling of dread. It's kind of corny by today's standards, but I watched Deep Rising when I was young and it made me scared to use a toilet for a couple days.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Slutty Fucko, my beloved.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I say this without the slightest hint of irony; The West has fallen.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't scare me. That gun doesn't even make sense.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social)
Gonna start making up wild and potentially dangerous lies like "bears are afraid of techno"
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social)
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Animals wish *we* could talk.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
can't go wrong with beef and cheese
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind Bubsy in: Fractured Furry Tales Bubsy is 3D in: Furbitten Planet
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what his wife looks like but I feel like I have a very good idea
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
We're getting married, little do they know
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
This doesn't even sound good on paper, imo
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Peppy do a little steppy
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I think slop like this is astroturf by rich donos because if you're a poor person why tf would you be making crap like this? Judging by the sheer volume of this vacuous slop I've seen posted by accounts like this, I can only assume money has changed hands.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
So you lot are all mad that time proved Susan Sarandon and Bernie supporters right?
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Human rights for all or human rights for none. You're hurting your own cause by defending this shit.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
If whoever funds this account sees this, know that it only makes me hate the DNC more to know their fundraising dollars are being spent on slop like this.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
that's one fuckin' nice kitty right there
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Moo Deng, my beloved
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
There are 32 comments on this post and they're all saying the same thing. Can you really not figure it out...?
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sony Will Begin Scalping Its Own Merchandise After Today"
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
not sure if I should be proud or embarrassed that I "um, actually"d you by 12 seconds
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
bad analogy because steering into the iceberg might have stopped the ship from sinking
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Or bbq sauce. Or honey mustard.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social)
When did this app become 90% bots??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
alright, $15 is fine. not great, but fine.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
$26.99
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
And I'm NOT just saying this because I'm similarly lummox-like!
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
My hot take is that liberals are too fixated on his appearance and should oppose him for the many many legitimate reasons to hate him
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Was it the one dressed up as Princess Peach?
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm allergic to sports
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
People pushing Pro-Genocide Pete are trying to handicap the party, you're absolutely correct
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
careful, he's fixin' to scurry
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
nostalgia flashbang
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
hero's death tbh
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
This should be a disqualifying statement. Anyone championing Pete to take up the mantle as the Democratic Presidential nominee is a saboteur.
Small Gray Games (@smallgraygames.bsky.social) reposted
[NEWS HEADLINE]: "Experts Call Griffith's Latest Gambit a 'Distraction,' Question Leadership Qualifications" [ATTACHED PHOTO]:
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
with he's friends
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
You absolutely need a typewriter. Break free from the tyranny of Microsoft Office
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
thank you for protecting his modesty
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
He got hit by a 0 damage attack with full knockback
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
the book kind of looks like a gun and now I'm thinking about tome-guns
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social)
Mahjong is confusing at first, and then makes less sense as you learn the rules.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
they're calling him "The Best To Ever Do It"
garb (@papagarbage.bsky.social) reposted
getting a rib removed so i can more easily put on socks
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
"y-you!! STUPID!!! SHITTT!!!!!!"
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Nuclear power is basically just glorified steam power, right?? So my question is... what the fuck kind of moon water do they plan to use?????
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
why does this sound like a Chinese proverb
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
or a bigger guillotine
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
yo, same!! next time I move, I'll opt not to have my desk up against a window
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Would you have played it if you knew??
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh it is AGGRESSIVELY French. Unapologetically French.
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
Insane game to play around Christmas of all times
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I love when they show teefs
Ol' Simpkin (@simpkin.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have a cat and I'm a piece of shit. Correlation or causation??