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created October 18, 2024

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay toning down the sanctimony, this is actually one of those big criticisms I have of Bioshock 1. That moral choice is overtly *not*, because they didn't want the optics of Encouraged Child Murder. You're rewarded for saving them, not just with ADAM but also audio-logs and plasmids.

17/9/2025, 7:17:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

AND YOU ARE QUITE LITERALLY REWARDED MORE FOR *NOT* HARVESTING THE CHILDREN.

17/9/2025, 7:08:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

"how you dont make good choices, but instead choose between two different evils" My BROTHER/SISTER/THEMSTER IN *CHRIST*, THE CHOICE IS "HARVEST THE CHILDREN" AND "DO NOT HARVEST THE CHILDREN."

17/9/2025, 7:06:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Szymanski (@duskdev.bsky.social) reposted

Was just thinking about how a lot of kids are growing up now with live service games as their "childhood games", and I wonder how many of those will simply not be playable in any form anymore once they reach adulthood

16/9/2025, 5:45:56 PM | 1334 243 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

I think that's always been recognized, but I can't remember if anybody's actually put words to it.

15/9/2025, 11:09:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

I did not hear that those were canceled and turned into a book. This is me just learning about the book. God damn 15 was a mess start to finish.

14/9/2025, 7:34:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

These and that fucken Kingsglaive prequel-interquel movie.

13/9/2025, 11:15:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

What the fuck is it with millennial manchildren (and womanchildren) giving #Nintendo and #Disney free pass after free pass despite the sheer amount of copyright, patent, and legal-loophole exploitation these two shitbag corporations consistently pull to everybody's detriment.

12/9/2025, 8:53:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice to know you loved Kirk more than you love your wife.

11/9/2025, 9:09:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

And (using your specific examples above) Nintendo of America is leaps and bounds bigger than Atlus (and Sega's already picked fights with Nintendo and lost), whilst Wizardry is scattered among multiple, MUCH smaller owners.

10/9/2025, 8:35:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohp, my bad. Commented before reading article fully. Saw 'Nintendo does thing' and just went "Yeah I bet they did." Altho frankly that one's also easily explained with US patent laws openly favoring large corporations.

10/9/2025, 8:33:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

The patent is accepted because Japan basically allows Nintendo to do whatever they fucking want.

10/9/2025, 8:02:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah no fair enough.

7/9/2025, 7:50:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay. Not to excuse the use of AI for the dumb portraits or anything- But why the hell is an order-fulfillment-packer being turned into a collectible aspect of whatever-the-fuck you ordered?

7/9/2025, 7:45:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eva (^_^)/ (@eva.computer) reposted

this is nightmarish and should alarm you no matter what your opinions on pornography are

3/9/2025, 5:45:10 PM | 4644 3357 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus christ it's so fucking close to being a great grappler. But... why do most of his attacks, including his grabs, just feel weightless. He has no impact, no power. They're so close with that wrecking ball and that super. It's like Riot's afraid of crossing a line, and I dunno what that line is

2/9/2025, 7:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

Me discovering, as I have to clean up the common areas of the apartment unit due to shitty roommates that have been evicted, that they've broken more and more things and I have to put in maintenance requests, resulting in maintenance fees:

An image of Primarch Angron of the World Eaters, a Warhammer 40,000 character. Over him is the meme:
28/8/2025, 7:13:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

And it's easy to have the time to learn how to study them when, even after losing access to wealthy family funding, you're still raised in a safe and stable environment, given the chance to win a scholarship, and later become an Oxford professor.

28/8/2025, 8:20:28 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jessica jonestown (@midnightmasseffect.bsky.social) reposted

reminder that MasterCard and VISA are very okay with processing payments for guns and bullets, just not a video game where two fictional people fuck.

28/8/2025, 5:47:27 AM | 4809 1857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

*only options for payouts on ko-fi are PayPal (company of thieves) and Stripe (willingly bending the knee to censorship)* yeah i may need to just shelve the web-fiction angle for now.

28/8/2025, 1:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chiiri (@chiiri.bsky.social) reposted

'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:

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Profile picture The Advocate (@advocate.com) reposted

Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.

20/8/2025, 8:20:25 PM | 1881 725 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

They took the cracker AND the barrel.

21/8/2025, 2:23:17 AM | 176 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mystery Syringe Enjoyer (Accepts DMs) (@patstaresat.bsky.social) reposted

All this AI shit makes me feel like there's an entire genre of people who resent having to think at all.

8/8/2025, 5:26:21 PM | 2522 743 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

reposting this from a tumblr person because frankly, factual.

a tumblr post from one 'goldensunset,' which reads:
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Profile picture Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reposted

I get this makes me old but if a restaurant wants me to scan a QR code to see their menu I am simply leaving

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Profile picture xantchaslegacy.bsky.social (@xantchaslegacy.bsky.social) reposted

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23/7/2025, 2:46:16 AM | 7211 3083 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember when Blizzard kept trying to push real names on their RealID shit? Same exact goddamn concept.

28/7/2025, 8:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair.

A man made of spaghetti stares, full of unknowable emotion. sad cat is idiot sandwich
28/7/2025, 8:00:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

An image of Sisyphus pushing the boulder. On the boulder is the meme text:
27/7/2025, 11:37:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

People also love talking about how sophisticated Google search operators were. That shit stopped working for me even before the AI search craze. Especially -, never actually cut out anything on searches, especially when it came to looking for non-AI-gen'd images.

27/7/2025, 11:02:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Counterpoint: ESO lets me visit all the regions of the world that Todd's hemming and hawing about acknowledging the existence of because he can't force everything to revolve around Big Burly Nords.

27/7/2025, 7:25:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

god I need to get my ass in order so I can start producing web-fiction again. The world needs a 30-ish-year-old 17th-century Scottish pirate bumbling through a fantasy realm.

26/7/2025, 8:08:46 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Consider tho: Lasers are concentrated Light. And Light is a form of Radiation.

25/7/2025, 8:32:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean isn't Radiation just Advanced Poison Damage.

25/7/2025, 7:42:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Blasphemous

24/7/2025, 9:35:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Unfortunately I think it's going to effectively be a zombie fighting game. It's a LoL entry, which means LoL players will gun for it. And LoL players already pay like 500 dollars for a single skin.

23/7/2025, 8:53:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted

Artists posting their OCs like "look at this fucking thing. It's disgusting. I want to smash it with a rock. If you don't like and share I may actually cry."

23/7/2025, 5:11:37 AM | 169 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

That's not even strange, that's just another step on the tech-tree of Slop Production.

21/7/2025, 7:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

there are a 'few' 'toons that the infinite-scrolling bit works for but like holy shit, I just want me separate pages, please Montresor.

21/7/2025, 6:07:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Cold. There was one time I chopped up leftover pizza and used it as part of "fridge casserole," but that's purely a Me thing.

20/7/2025, 11:32:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Bear in mind I write that statement out of cynicism, so there is no basis in reality.

20/7/2025, 9:20:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Most FF14 players probably never even thought about touching the rest of the franchise, barring *maybe* 16 because Yoshi-P produced that one as well.

20/7/2025, 9:20:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean shit, if you think about it. "confidently lies, and communicates those lies with a fluency almost no actual humans possess" describes multiple different kinds of mythological entities from different cultures. The lessons are always there, how the hell do people avoid learning them.

17/7/2025, 2:49:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jkapricorn 🌸🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷🌸 (@jkapricorn.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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16/7/2025, 8:57:35 PM | 292 68 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean to tell me I actually have a house? And nobody's told me this entire time?

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15/7/2025, 9:59:42 AM | 11751 4543 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

So I have spare tea bags, yet don't really drink tea all that much. My stupid ass gets the idea to try and steep a bag (specifically Earl Grey - black tea and bergamot, with bits of lavender and vanilla) in a bowl of reconstituting ramen and freeze-dried vegetables. All in all? Surprisingly good.

15/7/2025, 11:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Hear me out. You do it like the madman who modded Might & Magic 8 to also include the maps and campaigns for 6 and 7.

15/7/2025, 6:52:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

get yourself some Ang Lee's Hulk next.

14/7/2025, 10:35:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

Call me Dr. Jekyll the way I down this elixir (three energy drinks and a coffee) and turn into a cold-blooded psychopath (my customer service work-sona that believes in corporate submission and state compliance).

13/7/2025, 9:11:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

give it a week, tops.

12/7/2025, 7:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David J Prokopetz (@prokopetz.bsky.social) reposted

Tragic: that long-form porn AU fic featuring your favourite pairing has digressed into thousands of words of abstruse worldbuilding in order to properly contextualise and textually justify the author's unbelievably specific kink, and it's not good worldbuilding.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Lies of P coming in from left-field to staple multiple bosses to each other via Phase 2 transitions. All of my fucking pain.

9/7/2025, 3:25:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WiserOdin (@odin032402.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

we've known since the inception of trains that seeing the operating ratio is cognitohazardous and causes bad decision making because shareholders and dipshits will see the fees that cover the company as THEIR money rather than the money needed to run the enterprise

8/7/2025, 4:53:36 AM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Well shit.

7/7/2025, 9:25:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

This is active meth-pissing-tyrannosaurus erasure.

7/7/2025, 9:10:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

[SLUR-DEX ACQUIRED]

5/7/2025, 11:37:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

All of the gambling-debt suicides kicked-off because of one team flubbing a mid-game Baron kill for the post-game payout.

30/6/2025, 10:52:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

I can give ya three more dwarf and elf variants, take it or leave it.

30/6/2025, 7:11:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

True. It's also, unfortunately, completely and entirely functional. DMC2 is a game that you can conceivably finish, and it operates like it should. It doesn't do it in an enjoyable way whatsoever, but you can hit buttons and make it to the end credits.

26/6/2025, 2:33:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, so its reached the same level of budget as FFXIV.

26/6/2025, 2:32:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Every one of these people just needs to play DMC2. They need to be confronted with Infested Tank-kun and Infested Chopper-chan. They need to endure the boring slog of Trismagia. Then they will understand.

24/6/2025, 10:21:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reposted

This is a completely futile argument to have but I'll never not be annoyed how people completely misconstrued 'deconstruction' from 'something that understands and toys with story conventions in a way that requires deep understanding' into 'when someone epicly dunks on a genre I hate'

22/6/2025, 6:24:34 PM | 407 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Kinda also cuts to the quick of why it's a waste of time trying to convince these voters to leave his base. "He's a horrible person." >"YEAH AND THAT'S BASED!" "He's literally making everything worse." >"THAT'S EVEN MORE BASED THO!"

16/6/2025, 11:30:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

You've got too much cultural melanin. It throws them off-balance.

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Profile picture Alexis ☭ (@gothgf.rip) reposted

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

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Profile picture Dallas Reid (@fortworthreid.bsky.social) reposted

Boy, I wish even one of the sentiments I want to voice right now wasn't legally actionable.

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Profile picture Aidan Fitzmaurice (@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social) reposted

I think Greta Thunberg is the best example of how there is no way of protesting that will satisfy the scolds. It'll either be called too aggressive or a self-serving publicity stunt.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Phil Spencer looming behind the Obsidian devs with an executioner's sword held conspicuously behind his back, and a red gleam in his eyes.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

ANOTHER FIVE YEARS OF NAOTO-KANJI-DISCOURSE TO THE PERSONA 4 BOYS AND GIRLS

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Profile picture punkitt ⭐ birthday on the 24th! :3 (@punkitt.bsky.social) reposted

game conferences

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Profile picture •Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

The image is split into two parts: 1. Text Section: The top part contains text in white font on a black background. The text humorously describes a scenario about someone knowing there won't be a second date, but taking solace in the fact that they informed someone about Bass Pro Shops allegedly benefiting from tax subsidies by installing fish tanks and wildlife displays to qualify as tax-exempt museums. It also mentions the CEO, Johnny Morris, and his net worth-10 BILLION 2. Image Section: The bottom part shows a scene in a subway station. A person is walking on the platform towards the camera, and there is a train on the tracks with visible graffiti. The platform is lined with blue columns, and the scene appears dimly lit, suggesting it might be underground.
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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

You read like you physically had to leave comments on everything back on Facebook.

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Profile picture Daily Tokusatsu (@dailytokusatsu.bsky.social) reposted

Kamen Rider W Opening

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey. Stop that.

26/5/2025, 10:40:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Nintendo Fans are just Disney Adults. The Venn Diagram is a complete circle.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Cinema Sins has done irrevocable damage to media in the US, and the worst part is those idiots will never accept any responsibility for their part in it.

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Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵

Someone on Twitter writes:
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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah yes, a sequel to "THE WOKE WEST IS DEAD BASED TRAD ASIA SAVES GAMING." How exciting. I'm being sarcastic.

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Profile picture RSpanner (@rspanner.bsky.social) reposted

Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe (Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Put 'em in the freezer for a bit before eatin em outta the wrapper. is delicious.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

jesus christ alive I'm sitting here going "okay but I can't make these political figures that heinous or ridiculous" and "nobody's gonna believe a corpo would do that" for my stupid fucking book. And in comes reality going TOOT TOOT BIG MAC MOBILE ROLLIN IN.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

It's AppleTV. That all but guarantees it won't get much, if any, advertising. That's the thing about that service that confuses the shit out of me honestly - lots of good shit but they don't let people know about it.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that applies to hams, beefs, and birds in the deli department at most stores too. I had to break out new chubs every time someone ordered the last bit of one.

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Profile picture Wondermark Comics (@wondermark.com) reposted

I believe this is an accurate and concise summary of our present understanding of neurochemistry Wondermark #1566; The Roiling Storm Within

In this Wondermark comic, SCRUNCHIN is slumped in a folding chair, while his good friend BORNDOGH looks on, clutching a cane. S: Weird how when your MEAT feels bad, YOU feel bad. Do I have this headache BECAUSE I have indigestion? Or are my GUTS nauseous because I'm mentally stressed out? S (gesturing to his head): The meat parts are all making EACH OTHER grumpy. It's a vicious cycle! And it's not JUST the meats! There's the SPARKY BITS up here too! THEY got their OWN problems! SPARKS are interacting with FATS and I can't make heads or tails of it! S: And what about all the JUICES and GOOPS in there? B: If you got too much of one goop and not enough of another, WATCH OUT. S: My GOOPS are askew! They're oozing and splashing and getting all in each other's business! And somehow that is making ME, the real human boy at the center of it all, MISERABLE. What a racket! S: I am left to conclude that I got TOO many WEIRD goops, and NOT enough GOOD goops. CLINICALLY. B: The old folks were right all along! I guess your humours CAN get out of balance
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Profile picture Mike Rose (@mikerose.bsky.social) reposted

Hi Bluesky, could really use your help 🙏🙏 We just launched our latest game Starless Abyss - the exact week that Oblivion was shadow-dropped. Which has been *not fantastic* for our launch If anyone can spare a RT, that would be so, so helpful ❤️❤️ Find it here: store.steampowered.com/app/3167970/...

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the combination of: -Have to unlock characters -Small roster size -Tag fighter mechanics -Weird Riot balancing issues

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Profile picture Kris Wolfheart (@kriswolfhe.art) reposted

keep stumbling onto terfs/radfems bouncing from bsky and saying stuff like "I'd rather be on the nazi site than one where I can't make lists calling trans people predators" and it's like you're so close you're so close to understanding who your ideological allies are. don't stop now. almost there

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

Sidequest.

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Profile picture Hatok (@hatok.bsky.social) reposted

they're so mad people like the guy who kills mass murderers and fixes the UI of Civilization

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

How many mini-Voldemorts are walking around waiting to erupt.

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what, no that's. That's an important question my brain won't ignore now. Love potions. Perfectly legal in wizard society. But use of them creates magical date rape babies. And yet how many wizards and witches are born because of multiple couples being made from these drugs?

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

Dear shopping Americans, Retail workers are not your FUCKING therapist. We have jobs to do, and if we're seen on camera standing still while a customer stands there talking, we get written up. Please get an actual therapist, stop forcing random workers to bear the brunt of your issues.

23/3/2025, 1:13:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

Be me driving home from work in the pouring rain. See a red crate someone just ditched in the middle of the road. Also be me: Swerve, hit hazard lights, park, proceed to scuttle out of car grabbing crate while screeching like some feral man-beast hybrid. Crate acquire.

A red milk crate.
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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social) reply parent

There are so fucking many of them, and it's always some stupid repeat-with-different-words of the post they're responding to. Also I might be stupid. Does it seem like they always trend towards being overly-positive?

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Profile picture The Simple Barghest (@simplebarghest.bsky.social)

Juggling three separate jobs to keep myself alive, watching the horrors that unfold. And all I get told is that I'm not doing enough to help stop those horrors, when I'm barely able to avoid drowning as it stands.

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