The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) / Redsky

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

HELLO WE ARE SKEETING LIVE FROM CLEAN SHEETS

2/9/2025, 3:16:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Yessss great to hear

2/9/2025, 2:54:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Then I got on a car fix stint and restored the headlights, fixed the cup holder I broke, and glued the side mirror on…may my eldest be PLEASED

2/9/2025, 2:41:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

I added 15min just for adding emails to a draft message…💁🏼‍♀️🤣

2/9/2025, 2:39:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

And rub voltaren on each others backs

2/9/2025, 2:39:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Oi vey. Hugs.

2/9/2025, 2:37:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve heard this slaps

2/9/2025, 2:36:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

And still want for nothing

2/9/2025, 2:36:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I skeet for me and no one else. YOLO

2/9/2025, 1:03:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

TIL there are two screws holding in the cup holder I broke which comes apart so I can fix it, my child will be pleased 💃 Better fix that side mirror too…😅🫣

2/9/2025, 1:00:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I started out feeling like total ass so thank you.

2/9/2025, 12:59:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Not that anyone asked but I worked, did dishes, laundry, deep cleaned the litter boxes, and wrapping up a keyboard install in my eldest laptop. This all seems like too much on a Monday…but I always set the bar at “getting out of bed”

2/9/2025, 12:51:54 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Should I work another 1.5hrs? Yes Will I? No.

1/9/2025, 11:03:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

All those weird eyes!!!!!

1/9/2025, 11:03:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Sooz🇨🇦 (@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social) reposted

Bagged shredded cheese is a gateway drug to microwave nachos.

1/9/2025, 10:12:26 PM | 42 11 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Ugh used them for a hot minute and trash. I prefer:

1/9/2025, 11:02:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

✨💕PrincessNelly💕✨ (@princessofbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Hurting my friends is the fastest way to make me hate you.

1/9/2025, 10:49:40 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

This could be us but I’m a lover girl and this is a FWB society

1/9/2025, 11:00:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha too late I got it done. He’s a nice guy lol I didn’t REALLY mind

1/9/2025, 11:00:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Cannot believe I told a client I would call them today🤦‍♀️

1/9/2025, 10:09:27 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Mosh Network 🤘🏼 (@themosh.net) reposted

DEEZ NUTS Drop New Music Video For “Miss Me With That” themosh.net/deez-nuts-mi...

1/9/2025, 10:05:40 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Please bring my a chipotle burrito kthx

1/9/2025, 7:49:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Jeff (@thebusyguy.bsky.social) reposted

Happy Labor Day! youtu.be/qLV4f0TlkFg?...

1/9/2025, 5:46:45 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve put off shit for long enough lol need to be a big girl

1/9/2025, 6:43:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Think I will add “screaming” to all my time entries In other news my boss wants to meet wednesday…I told them Friday I have to find something else to make ends meet and tackle things like my actual divorce lol🫠🫠

1/9/2025, 5:42:01 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Cooking eggs in a mug for a quick protein fix is my forever favorite

1/9/2025, 4:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there a difference??

1/9/2025, 4:20:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Noooooooo

1/9/2025, 4:18:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy late birthday!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳

1/9/2025, 4:17:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

You and my eldest are the same person🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 4:17:28 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Jen Hex (@maldoboo.bsky.social) reposted

Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, it’s football season again.

1/9/2025, 1:45:52 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Inspirational Skeletor (@skeletorinspires.bsky.social) reposted

The worst enemy to creativity is self doubt. Says Skeletor lounging nude with obviously very little doubt.

1/9/2025, 2:11:25 PM | 293 69 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

But they don’t even have real cheese!

1/9/2025, 4:11:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Mosh Network 🤘🏼 (@themosh.net) reposted

Adam Jones Hints TOOL Will “Dive Deep Soon” on New Music themosh.net/tool-new-mus...

1/9/2025, 4:06:36 PM | 35 2 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Noooo you slept all day Sunday without food and meds and now struggling to function on a Monday….

1/9/2025, 4:10:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Not very wicked of you🤣🤣

1/9/2025, 3:09:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Are you getting paid today for existing? Lol

1/9/2025, 3:00:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

No paid holidays for the wicked🫡

1/9/2025, 2:54:48 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

My dog was UPSET she could not come to big bed as the bedding is being washed

31/8/2025, 5:09:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I stopped watching news after the election, it’s too much

31/8/2025, 5:07:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Me remembering the night before

31/8/2025, 5:05:49 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Gas pills

31/8/2025, 5:04:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Frog and Toad Bot (@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social) reposted

Toad was asleep, and he was having a dream. He was on stage, and he was wearing a costume. Toad looked out into the dark. Frog was sitting in the theater.

Toad stands on the stage in a Shakespearean costume, looking out into the dark theater where Frog sits. From

31/8/2025, 4:37:16 PM | 363 25 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

14? Wow.

31/8/2025, 5:02:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Well…I got a little wild🤣🫡🤷‍♀️

31/8/2025, 5:01:54 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

THE HELL

31/8/2025, 5:01:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Inspirational Skeletor (@skeletorinspires.bsky.social) reposted

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The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Whoops🤣🫣🤷‍♀️

31/8/2025, 4:51:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

💕💕

31/8/2025, 6:35:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 5:41:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I have that too if you want to watch it..

31/8/2025, 4:30:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

First

31/8/2025, 4:28:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

✨💕PrincessNelly💕✨ (@princessofbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

Say yes to heaven say yes to me

31/8/2025, 4:05:34 AM | 16 2 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Found it under shit on my desk lolol

31/8/2025, 3:58:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Found it

31/8/2025, 3:57:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Can’t find my remote control I just had…

31/8/2025, 3:55:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless they were better than me

31/8/2025, 3:51:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣💕💕

31/8/2025, 3:50:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Not according to those who have

31/8/2025, 3:49:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re the sweetest

31/8/2025, 3:46:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Incubus

31/8/2025, 3:40:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

You should rub it out more often imo on a pretty thing you like

31/8/2025, 3:32:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Love that I started my bedding so late

31/8/2025, 3:29:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reposted

Remind me to close the front door and not fall asleep on my couch …

31/8/2025, 2:51:22 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

If only

31/8/2025, 3:25:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless. Our Lawrence time burns bright as well!!!

31/8/2025, 3:24:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Sir you are married invest in that

31/8/2025, 3:24:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I will take the D though..

31/8/2025, 3:05:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Whisper this in my ear and I promise to show you a response

31/8/2025, 3:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Remind me to close the front door and not fall asleep on my couch …

31/8/2025, 2:51:22 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist-arbys.bsky.social) reposted

Roast beef sandwich: temporarily warm, dead inside, gets chewed up and turned into shit. You: same, but you think you matter. Please enjoy arbys

31/8/2025, 2:46:38 AM | 268 29 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

I can give both if asking

31/8/2025, 2:46:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on where you are but even east side is 2 hrs

31/8/2025, 2:30:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Bless may your wife worship like you worship them

31/8/2025, 2:30:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Bb it’s 2.5 to you!

31/8/2025, 2:29:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Turns out I’m just one of those people 🤣🤣

31/8/2025, 2:28:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Guess I’ll do it myself….

31/8/2025, 2:27:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Someone could be seeing if my boobs and ass jiggle but here ya’ll are…

31/8/2025, 2:27:37 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡

31/8/2025, 2:25:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

If I had a man I imagine he would put me to bed, you know, in all the ways I like, anyway until then I belong to me and fuck ya I’m an incredible time💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

31/8/2025, 2:23:12 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Bitch you showed me a great time yes you are💕💕

31/8/2025, 2:19:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly

31/8/2025, 2:18:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello. Let me find it

31/8/2025, 2:17:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Yes I just need to be properly mentally prepared and the car right which I’m repairing the side mirror tomorrow proper…glass to follow…and once I get a big girl job end of year whip to show off…

31/8/2025, 2:17:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Today was my reup🥳

31/8/2025, 2:15:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

So let’s just get farting out of the way as I hear/know I do it in my sleep. Look I burp a lot…

31/8/2025, 2:15:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

I put a tiny crown sticker on my left boob so I know it’s real

31/8/2025, 2:12:34 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Better than a woman who might like you back 🤣🤣🫡🫡

31/8/2025, 2:11:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Nooooooo baby nooooooo

31/8/2025, 2:11:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Just put my sheets in the wash sooooooo help

31/8/2025, 2:11:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reposted

Snooze you loose idiot

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The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Womp womp

31/8/2025, 2:06:42 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Idk what this means but no

31/8/2025, 2:04:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

For everyone who doesn’t need me I’m doing things we can talk about watching Trailer Park Boys

31/8/2025, 2:03:59 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social)

Me creeping on you

31/8/2025, 2:02:40 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Kansas City Royals (@royals.com) reposted

Sublime Saturday night. #HEYHEYHEYHEY

Final: Royals 3 Tigers 1 Pictured: Bobby Witt Jr. swings and connects on a go-ahead two-run home run. (Photo by Jason Hanna/Kansas City Royals)

31/8/2025, 2:00:19 AM | 144 8 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

Great, tell your girl hello from me😉

31/8/2025, 2:02:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 1:58:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

We are forever untwined bestie

31/8/2025, 1:57:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

The Ariana Grande of Accounting (@sirend.bsky.social) reply parent

1953, they remade it??

31/8/2025, 1:55:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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