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I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm
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IT COULD HAPPEN ON LIVE TELEVISION
COVID started like 20 minutes after that
Some people wait a lifetime
Maybe Tom would be good at college football if he got another shot at it.
Who’s trying to be my wingman
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Hard work pays off. Dreams come true. Bad times don’t last.
I swear to god if I have to bring this out again
I want every person who believes vaccines cause dog autism sentenced to life in federal prison
More people believe in dog autism than flossing
Let me off, please
Dog autism
love it
it’s always 2 dead bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
My oldest has been excited about it all weekend
There’s some new legendary something dropping if you beat some something or other on Pokemon scarlet & violet right now? A million people have to beat it or something and then everyone gets it in 2 weeks?
What if his appendix was the team’s problem this whole time?
Challenge accepted
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
Star Lord in the GotG PS5 game looks more like Ryan Gosling than Chris Pratt and that probably would have been cooler.
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Lemme dip my fish stick
It felt closer than that? Rushing YPC and 3rd down percentage?
The baby had a meltdown with actual tears this morning about how much he doesn’t like skibidi toilet.
When the FBI shows up and he’s wearing this t-shirt, what then, Dan?
Yeah, not in the top 100 wildest things you’ve said
Living my calling
I guess what I’m wondering is will this tip and become Spider House/my tomb or is there a chance they become my loyal spider army?
I know I’m not getting any women over here, that part’s fine
I don’t have to do Halloween decorations, they’ve got me set up in here.
Is there a number of spiders you can have in your house where it becomes too many spiders?
Might need to rein this in a little. There are 2 in my bathroom that are pretty effective bug hunters.
There are like 8 or 10 of the same type of spider about 2’ apart all around my entryway. I only found one because there were two, bigger spiders dead in their webs. And I wasn’t really looking for them.
I was showing him a spider I saw at the entryway and then we saw another. The entryway is dark even with the overhead light on, so I used my cell phone light and, friends, I have kind of a lot of spiders in my house.
I’ve talked about this before, but I live alone and my oldest likes spiders, so I just let them do their thing. I keep an eye on them, but as long as they’re not jump scaring me every day, I don’t bother them.
Do hairstylists even know how to do frosted tips anymore or are me and my friends going to have to do it in one of our moms’ bathroom again?
I was collect during exactly this time, they did a couple of Nolan Ryan sets and I had to convince my mom to buy cookies until I had all of them.
Maybe it’s just a trope and not reality, but it feels like there are always a lot of teams that drop a tough week 1 game who beat a good team in week 2 who played a nobody.
Should have read the next post
Second from the left on the bottom, is that from the ones they used to put in Mother’s cookies?
Lee Corso goes out with PERFECT picks. The legend.
It doesn’t have to just be politicians and religious leaders, some tech bros or people from finance would be pretty cool too.
What if the rest of the year is just bad people dying like 2-3 a week
All bluesky crush confessions are legal the day it happens
Call it
Donald Trump Sir please prove the haters and losers wrong and walk briskly up a steep hill #TrumpWalkUpAHill
Deconstructed meatloaf, fucking *would*
Sing it
It’s a little weird to demand people vote for a candidate as a necessary lesser evil three years before you even know if they’re going to be the candidate
It’s more aerodynamic
He has no patience for anything else, it’s wild
There’s is nothing about the baby’s demeanor or how he conducts his life that would indicate he’d be in to Legos in any way. And yet he can sit forever building them and he’s good at it.
I simply don’t care if people get into bad faith arguments. I am here to make dick jokes.
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
The baby: if we were germs we would be good germs. I just want to make people happy, not sick.
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Is Marcus Freeman the first likable football coach in Notre Dame history?
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
I completely forgot about this, he had just turned 3. He had no idea I was even in the room.
From the shadow, the person who took the picture is apparently a lego
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“When Philip Montgomery was at Baylor he recruited Kyron Drones.” That’s only like 10 years off.
3 day weekend, all number of fatal bacterial infections or parasites RFJ Jr could get in that time
Have you thought about that? And Texas lost.
We could find out Trump AND Rudy are both dead this week
marisakabas.04 on signal
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Tonight we get a week 1 ranked matchup between a school whose mascot is a natural disaster but has a pantsless ibis on the sidelines vs an angry leprechaun.
Another thing that makes college football superior to the NFL is we’re watching a game featuring a rooster and a made up word for a turkey as mascots.
party's back on chat
But I’m not greedy 7-5 would go into the prime number hall of fame
My dream is to see a football game end in a score of 11-5
I just woke up from a nap, no one else score
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
If they ever do a re-release in the theater they should add that and keep it a secret
When everyone started coming through the portals for the final battle of endgame they should have had Nic Cage blast in on a flaming motorcycle.
Anyone working in lighting at Home Depot, Lowe’s, or even Walmart should be able to show you where they are.
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
My first sales job was industrial supplies, there are more light bulb types/bases than anyone would ever imagine.
It’s a twist-lock base, probably GU24
The hell are they trying to prove anyway
Dumb and unhelpful. There’s obviously a rat under his hat steering his lifeless body around by the hair.
Brought to you by Virginia Tech-South Carolina
Still holds up
The road to 7 wins, I respect it 🫡🫡🫡
I know, on one level it makes it less fun on here, but when we’re able to parse the last 20 years of social media as sociology/anthropology it’s going to be *fascinating*
We can get those losers mad at a few of us and then spread it out through the season. Maybe they find some SMU fans to shit talk and now I have some targets for week 2.
I know, I was pissed
I think it starts by talking shit into the bluesky void and seeing what lands. For instance, everyone should spend Monday night dragging TCU and see if we can kick over some sort of hidden TCU bluesky hornets nest.
It might, I just grew up a cowboys fan so I have no feeling about any pro team. I watch if something is entertaining but my emotions aren’t involved at all. I wanted Kansas State to lose so bad last night that when they pulled it off against North Dakota I had to go to bed.
I hate it!
“They go low, we go high” has to stop!
I need to see a half dozen Texas fans asking about what Sark’s buyout is
