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Please join us tomorrow! www.corntelethon.com @siridahl.com
TOMORROW! Join me and a host of almost 100 of your favorite comedians, musicians, authors, journalists, performers, models and more for an ALL DAY marathon fundraising stream. 🌽☎️ it’s CORN TELETHON! ☎️🌽 Donation and stream links at 👉 corntelethon.com 👈 @corntelethon.bsky.social
Good morning! It’s time to push some weight! 💪🏼
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Not only wildly inappropriate, this particular form of indecent exposure/lewd behavior in public is a misdemeanor in every state and in most states if any minors are present, it’s a felony that will get you added to the sex offender registry.
Look at the top right corner. The man across the aisle is furiously jerking off under his airplane blanket.
People will literally watch this TikTok and be like “it’s the porn industry’s fault! BAN IT and then strange men won’t behave this way in public!” www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6nMwsrC/
Hey bsky did you know “violent behavior” only exists because of porn?!! If we ban porn, there won’t be any more violence! And every child on earth will be safe and loved for all eternity!!!!
It’s 12 hours long! 9am-9pm pacific time all day Thursday
Hey bsky did you know “violent behavior” only exists because of porn?!! If we ban porn, there won’t be any more violence! And every child on earth will be safe and loved for all eternity!!!!
I’M SO TIRED of these poorly informed and intellectually lazy takes!!! WATCH CORN TELETHON THIS THURSDAY
Good catch, I didn’t realize the de. Prefix in the url.
I just realized it’s yahoo image search, not google. Which somehow makes it both funnier and stupider
Update: he responded with a google image link to photos of Olympic swimmers????? LOL
I’m certain he would have accused me of an ad hominem attack, if he knew the term. lol.
Which would also explain why he’s so intent on virtue signaling re: “safety” concerns. If you’re an amateur producer working in Budapest and it’s impossible for me to find you online by your performer name or studio name, that’s shady as fuck.
(GWC = Guy With Camera) Also “A man with an opinion has nothing to do with ego or audacity” needs to be on a t-shirt
At this point I think he’s either a GWC who has something to hide, or he’s a Fed 🤡
But literally though who is this man and what is his porn production company? I’ve never heard of either of them. It’s absolutely wild to try to explain how censorship works to this kind of person. Like talking to a brick wall.
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If you’re not reading my alt texts then you’re really missing out on my sense of humor
Update: @liamlorde.bsky.social informed me that while I was dead asleep, Lenny was running all over the room (and on top of me) chasing a moth
Update: @liamlorde.bsky.social informed me that while I was dead asleep, Lenny was running all over the room (and on top of me) chasing a moth
That’s why I don’t call republicans SWERFs but there are definitely legitimate SWERFs on the blue side. The most annoying imo are Marxist SWERFs
Absurdist performance art isn’t for everybody
(Oh, and SWERFs. The Dems sure do love SWERFs. A lot of them are genuinely pissed that women are making money on OnlyFans and they’d love for that to be illegal, too.)
Republicans know exactly what they’re doing. And the only reason these AV laws pass with bipartisan support is because the Democrat party is full of reactionary, uncurious, disengaged cowards.
![“[We] came up with an idea on pornography to make it so that the porn companies [must implement age verification, and] what happens is the porn company then says, were not going to do business in your state, which of course is entirely what we were after. So we are doing it from the back door, we're starting with the kids, and then we'd have a national ban on pornography if we could.” - Russ Vought Trump Administration Official, Project 2025 Co-author](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k6j2c44fs4eb5mlyxdgbgyr3/bafkreicx5xmi44vu2hipwpzn6gszub6ilpxjvwyls5ekz4jaz7yshqcmjy@jpeg "Click to view full size")
This is worth a read, although I’d argue that in the case of many AV laws passed in the US, the consequences are very much expected. Once they drive most of the traffic to noncompliant porn sites that have zero content moderation, the GOP will use that to argue that all porn should be illegal.
I’ve never even met a ferret in person btw so it’s beyond me why my brain would construct this particular scenario
New: I looked at 90 porn sites to test the new age-verification law rewriting the web. The ones following the rules, and scanning visitors' faces, are crumbling, while the lawbreakers are doubling or tripling their traffic. One of many unintended consequences for an experimental tech wapo.st/47QuttW
Last night I dreamt that I rescued a GIANT ferret that had been abandoned and, to my surprise, my cats got along perfectly well with him.
Porn Save America! Listen: crooked.com/podcast-seri...
Hey! @siridahl.com told @jonlovett.bsky.social about Corn Telethon and regressive speech laws! And there’s bonus @jamieloftus.bsky.social!
Listen to @siridahl.com break down the pitfalls of online age verification on Lovett or Leave It. Great breakdown of why Dems shouldn't sign on to the nonsense.
oh TRUST there will be more cooking streams in my future!
also throwing LLMs in the mix you get a lot of accounts that look superficially normal, but ex: drive certain narratives in replies. This video shows just how easy it is to make a bot that flies under the radar but precisely trigger specific groups of people: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTGQ...
I’m live on YouTube right nowwwwww www.youtube.com/live/H6gl_zH...
Hahaha!! TBH Ricky can taunt me all day, he’s cute and charming so he gets a pass 😅😅
I spoke to @wired.com for this piece. please read it :)
My episode is out now! Watch on OFTV: of.tv/v/MXc8w
Me on a cooking competition show:
Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.
All the way from Middle Earth!! Gollum tells me about their celebrity crushes :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbkJ... @firstthirstpod.com
I woke up today to Lenny big spooning me while giving me a back massage.💆🏻♀️
I am so proud of Corn Telethon. I love @siridahl.com so much and it means so much that we get to make such a beautiful event. It's a 12 hour variety show / fundraiser for great SWer mutual aid orgs and it takes place on September 4th from Noon Eastern until Midnight. A VERY truncated guest list:
Modern politics is right wing parties saying “We have summoned The Shadow Lord from the realm of eternal screaming, he shall lay waste to this wretched earth” while sensible centrists say “We’re going to lose the next election if the left keeps moaning about The Shadow Lord.”
Ever think about how half a century of progress legalizing sex work was undone because Ashton Kutcher (aka serial rapist Danny Masterson’s bff) lied to congress about the dangers posed to society by backpage dot com
However I 100% would believe that a groyper mass shooter would leave some feeble “evidence” behind to make people think they *were* trans, solely to cause harm to the trans community.
Who is “they”? I’ve only seen the Chaya Raichik post that includes his name in her list of supposedly “trans” mass shooters. Either way I would absolutely not believe any reports that he was trans. He’s got groyper written all over him.
Thirst trapping to make you look at our guest list for @corntelethon.bsky.social 🫡🫡🫡
Omg I’m just seeing the news about the shooting in Minneapolis. The school/church where it happened is a couple blocks from my childhood home, and I grew up with many friends who went there. We used to go to their big fall carnival every year at the end of the summer. 😭😭😭 THIS COUNTRY IS SO COOKED
What happens when your career is considered “recession-proof”? @siridahl.com joins @anamariecox.bsky.social & @mike-eagle.bsky.social us this week to talk about surviving the creative economy in one of the most misunderstood industries. Listen: pastduepodcast.com
Now out for early access Patreon subscribers, we spoke with @siridahl.com about conservative censorship of pornography and NSFW content, the recent controversy with Visa and Mastercard censoring Steam and what it means for free speech YouTube ep will be out tomorrow www.patreon.com/posts/inside...
Me and @liam at last year’s @corntelethon.bsky.social 😆 photo by @gustavoturner.bsky.social
Early, add-free, bonus edition episode with @siridahl.com is available. Listen! www.patreon.com/posts/137258...
Have been watching @siridahl.com's live stream tonight and it was really good! Lots of interesting conversation on heaps of topics (movies, politics, SWer things, etc). Also a nice community feel. Always impressed by what I see from her!
Thank you so much for stopping by! It was nice seeing your comments in the chat 🤗🤗
I’m live now on youtube! youtube.com/@siridahl
Yes it did! I now get paid for you watching my YouTube videos and I also have the YouTube membership (it’s like Patreon) enabled and you can be a member for $1-2!
every time I have to set foot in an Apple retail store I casually talk up all the employees about how crazy it is they’re not unionized. they love it
If you’re discerning about what you enter in the text field, I’m happy to share my Venmo/cash app! My username on both is bagofspinach and the profile photo is a black cat :)
Awwww!! My childhood cat looked just like him!
If you like my work but you don’t want to sub to an nsfw platform, you can also becoming a supporting member of my YouTube channel for $1 or $2! www.youtube.com/@SiriDahl/me...
posting this to remind you all that despite the respect you give me for my big brain (which I love, thanks!) selling 🍜 on OnlyFans is still how I make a living 😊
Yessss she does it on my nose, cheeks, forehead, eyebrows, and ear lobes (specifically trying to remove my earrings) but I love it, even if it hurts a little 😆
I see Caturday is trending so I’m just gonna leave this here. Georgia requires a minimum of 30 minutes of squishes a day. If I don’t deliver she will literally open the front door and walk out the house
this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like
This makes me so sad
hey babe I can’t finish this tic tac do you want the rest of it
Having a peaceful 2000s era indie deadlift sesh today 😌
If you’re in LA on August 28th come see me LIVE on Lovett or Leave It! With Jon Lovett (ofc), Martha Plimpton 😮 and Jamie Loftus 😮💨 @crooked.com
I miss my Canadian friends who used to come visit LA 😭
Maybe a few more people will hear this now because somebody else said it? Lord knows sex workers have been saying this about AV laws since 2023 and a whole lot of folks haven’t wanted to listen.
Bernadette was my garage squat rack spider. She kept me safe from mosquitoes. We shared a home peacefully for ~6 months until recently when I found her, dead, suspended in her web, entangled with a large cricket. A struggle to the death, I presume. RIP Bernadette, you will be missed. 😭😭
james dobson is dead and cannot wish anything but eternal pain on that mother fucker. that guy destroyed so many lives
Imagine if we proposed closing churches to protect kids from predators.
LMAO thank you this is perfect
there is no privacy in my house.
For some additional exciting context, this random ass clip was filmed in a haunted Victorian bed and breakfast in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere in central Texas and I had a 10mg edible shortly before 🤭
Ope, found the full clip 🤠
Censorship of porn is just the test run. Age verification is going to kill the open web mashable.com/article/age-...
This is either going to be very entertaining or very “get my YouTube immediately demonetized again” watch live: www.youtube.com/live/M2NZS78...
Yes, there are AI companies with significant outside funding that have started placing ads all over adult sites/publications and sponsoring industry events. I don’t expect most of them to still be around 2 years from now.
Hentai and animated porn characters are so highly expressive and exaggerated, it’s hard to believe that those fans would also be into the underwhelming/lackluster content of AI models. I think the market for AI is either scam victims or ppl who actively *like* that a real woman isn’t getting paid
The “block and ignore every troll” strategy is bad advice, especially for sex workers online, IMO. A lot more men who follow us while harboring misogynist opinions NEED to be exposed to the occasional takedown content like this. Lord knows that other men aren’t speaking up and challenging them.
*this* is the video I made referencing his original comment, which upset him because according to him he’s not a hater (lmfao):
The most predictable story ever: Incel misogynist gets clocked accurately, complains directly to me about being miscast as “a hater,” I give him the benefit of the doubt, and he immediately doubles down on being an incel misogynist.
I’m genuinely curious how porn fans feel about this?? I assume that most people who follow these models and end up buying a sub simply do not realize they’re interacting with and giving their hard-earned money to a clanker.
The number of AI gen “models” on bsky continues to increase. Whenever one appears in my feed, I add it to this moderation list. One of the dead giveaways, btw (aside from visual errors) is they always use one of the shady OF copycat sites that has lax content moderation. bsky.app/profile/did:...
I wrote about how these bullshit “child safety” laws that are framed as cracking down on big tech actually do the exact opposite, for @zeteo.com
Pastors living "in constant fear of their sinful addiction being exposed" while simultaneously campaigning for government-mandated surveillance to expose it is some industrial-grade religious kink. www.christianpost.com/news/pornhub...
I think that’s definitely a penis. Ironically I’m sure if I uploaded a video of me drawing a penis, it would be demonetized
WE DID IT! I’ve just submitted the request for remonetization on YouTube! And now we must pray 🙏🏼🥲
"Pornhub is the UK's most visited website for adult content and it experienced a 47% decrease in traffic between 24 July, one day before the new rules came into place, and 8 August" Some "smaller and less well regulated pornography sites saw visits increase." www.bbc.com/news/article...
Omg could you share the link to this thread 👀
Lmao, not that reddit is necessarily an accurate reflection of society, but sometimes it rhymes 😂 Just read a thread of anti porn feminists concerned they'll lose access to their erotica bc if payment processor stuff, and its not fair bc erotica unlike porn, doesn't require exploitation 🫠🫠
Wyoming and South Dakota passed their own AV laws last month, with one important omission: they leave out the "one-third" or "substantial" content provision, opening up a whole new can of worms in those states www.404media.co/wyoming-and-...
An absolute banger. especially when the banjo kicks in
