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Nemo.

@sirnemo.bsky.social

Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

created May 21, 2023

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Profile picture PapaJ (@michiganpapa.bsky.social) reposted

"It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." Albert Camus

2/9/2025, 9:03:13 PM | 30 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Luke Knox (@lukeknox.me) reposted

Special teams coaching at its finest

2/9/2025, 1:11:53 PM | 199 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ᴄʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ★ᴘɪʀᴏᴛʜ (@charlespiroth.bsky.social) reposted

Edward Hopper, Office in a Small City - 1953

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2/9/2025, 9:03:26 PM | 22 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

OWL DOOR, BABE. OWL. DOOR.

2/9/2025, 10:03:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Can't let the Danes have all this majesty to themselves.

2/9/2025, 10:00:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Well, I have a new project: making a door like this for my house. I have the tools + a nice garage. And I want this. Bad.

2/9/2025, 9:56:17 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Ahead of schedule on the Alabama derangement timeline already

2/9/2025, 8:47:28 PM | 225 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

That's my coach. 🦆

2/9/2025, 9:08:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

this was 2003!

2/9/2025, 8:08:20 PM | 156 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ✨🌯 jamie (@glitterburrito.bsky.social) reposted

If you want to do something concrete to help folks in AL, donate to @yellowfund.bsky.social Their newest initiative is the Birth Equity Initiative, which aims to overcome the maternal health crisis, of which Black women are the largest group impacted. www.yellowhammerfund.org

2/9/2025, 7:23:47 PM | 120 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jen 🌻 (@bunnibytz.bsky.social) reposted

KASIE HUNT: Over the summer you said, “There’s no vaccine that’s safe and effective”. Do you still believe that? RFK JR: “I never said that.” KASIE HUNT: “Play the clip.” RFK JR (clip): “There’s no vaccine that is safe and effective.” (March 2024) ht: @cwebbonline.com

2/9/2025, 7:40:13 PM | 8056 2527 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah. That's a good lad.

2/9/2025, 7:55:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Premier League News (@plnews.bsky.social) reposted

The net spend table is IN for the summer transfer window. (Sky sports)

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2/9/2025, 2:06:14 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

"I wish!" -- Odysseus

2/9/2025, 7:42:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:30:14 PM | 59 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

I just really wanted to go to Space Camp (which is in Huntsville) when I was a kiddo. It was always a prize on Global Guts on Nickelodeon and that shit looked fun as hell.

2/9/2025, 7:19:05 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted

With mirth in funeral

30/8/2025, 3:03:30 PM | 855 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

*sighs, puts down his 'the poor of all 50 need to stick together if we want to survive this' sign, pulls something blue from back pocket, and winds-up*

2/9/2025, 6:45:32 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Jr and Eric

2/9/2025, 6:37:38 PM | 110 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LFChistory.net (@lfchistory.net) reposted

BILL SHANKLY WAS BORN IN GLENBUCK ON 2 SEPTEMBER 1913. I won't write much about him. It's pointless. No words can truly describe his greatness. SHANKLY LIVES FOREVER

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2/9/2025, 6:02:25 AM | 10 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Hell yeah. Glad to have ya, Lattimore.

2/9/2025, 6:35:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 6:05:45 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

That scene when the Officials first have their meeting in that trailer after the blast. Creeps me out every time.

2/9/2025, 4:47:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:36:30 AM | 655 71 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Tim. Tim. *long pause* Hell yeah, Tim.

2/9/2025, 4:14:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim (@linloxlar.bsky.social) reposted

Chap-L Bill

2/9/2025, 3:15:43 AM | 26 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck, bud!

2/9/2025, 4:10:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

I particularly enjoyed the observation about UT Martin.

2/9/2025, 3:41:22 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Mike is going to *love* Eugene / Autzen. Nicest crowd in football. 🦆

2/9/2025, 3:33:10 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TW (@twesq.bsky.social) reposted

As a kid I was playing basketball in a teammates’ driveway in Greystone and the ball rolled down the driveway and across and down the street to Michael Jordan’s house bc he was playing for the Barons and he was checking his mail and when we asked him to pass us the ball he kicked it down the street

2/9/2025, 3:26:06 AM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Actually this is better, leave the dog on

Kirk Herbstreit's dog in his spot in the press box in front of the screens, paws up on the desk
2/9/2025, 3:20:15 AM | 341 32 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:24:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

2/9/2025, 3:20:16 AM | 368 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

DOG! THERE'S A BEAUTIFUL, PERFECT DOG!

2/9/2025, 3:19:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Every goddamn stupid thing out of his goddamn stupid mouth.

Hank Hill, tired of everything.
2/9/2025, 3:04:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

"Do you think he ever knew he wanted to come back here to Chapel Hill someday...?" *sighs* shut up, Kirk. Just...just...shut up.

2/9/2025, 3:03:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Vannini (@chrisvannini.com) reposted

Deion Sanders and Bill Belichick were never the same kind of coaching situations. Deion was a high school coach and then an FCS college coach before Colorado. He worked his way up and always understood CFB, and he had two elite talents with him.

2/9/2025, 2:56:25 AM | 155 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted

most revered mastermind in the history of professional football coaches one college game and gets put in a chokehold by a grown man named Sonny

2/9/2025, 2:32:10 AM | 385 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Everything would be so damn intense. Only trip-sit where everyone would understand why you'd abandon them in a parking lot. In Cleveland!

2/9/2025, 2:39:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

FREDDIE KITCHENS : [with the biggest lip in you or God has ever seen] I can’t get these kiyuds ta do SHEEEYUT

2/9/2025, 1:47:21 AM | 316 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

I even called them Dear and they famously hurt me once. That's how much blood I want.

2/9/2025, 2:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Jesus Christ

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2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 2804 508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a headache night and he knows it.

2/9/2025, 2:33:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Dear TCU: ignore The Core.

2/9/2025, 2:32:22 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TJGator (@tjgator.bsky.social) reposted

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2/9/2025, 2:27:47 AM | 30 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Now I just want to see one of them try to buy drugs. Imagine Belichik or Saban trying to buy drugs. I bet Pete Carroll could pull it off.

2/9/2025, 2:28:59 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Both of them not speaking for HOURS after the show, Saban just staring at one play in some random playbook until he literally starts crying.

2/9/2025, 2:23:34 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

I want to imagine (and love the image of) them deciding "it's May, we have nothing tomorrow....should we fry?" but I can't get over the mental hurdle of figuring out who would be the one to instigate this plan.

2/9/2025, 2:21:38 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

"PRETEND YOU'RE PLAYING OREGON AGAIN."

2/9/2025, 2:18:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

Great time to remind everyone that Bill Belichick and Nick Saban went to a Pink Floyd show together in May 1994

2/9/2025, 12:25:04 AM | 472 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

You got this, Parish. Fidel believes in you.

Fidel, believing in you
2/9/2025, 2:14:20 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

"I am aware of shapes moving inside of clearly defined borders, but god help me if I know what's going on. Compels me, though."

2/9/2025, 2:11:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

He doesn't even look like he cares, just "what the fuck is this?" the entire time.

2/9/2025, 2:09:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Just scanning the crowd after every throw, hoping to see Giselle, gets more desperate with every look. Doesn't see his kids either, but that's okay.

2/9/2025, 1:30:16 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 1:17:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

That's his brother. Felt bad giving that much NIL to a clearly rich family, but fuck it we ball.

2/9/2025, 1:15:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam Lloyd (@llamsoyd.bsky.social) reposted

The Rock (Pacific City, OR version, not Dwayne Johnson)

A large rock in the ocean
1/9/2025, 11:23:20 PM | 26 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

It was fantastic, and that was just the one time years ago. Definitely going to read it again myself.

2/9/2025, 1:02:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

If I gotta hang in one of the VIP booths at Kenan tonight it’s gonna be with Roy Williams because he seems like he’d be, and this is the exact word, a “hoot”

2/9/2025, 12:59:15 AM | 272 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Going to be a great movie one day. bsky.app/profile/sirn...

2/9/2025, 12:58:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social) reposted

i hope a bunch of sitting NFL coaches text Bill some real condescending “good for you, staying active at your age” shit during this game

2/9/2025, 12:21:07 AM | 250 23 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

100% correct. He's rock & roll's Vince Gill.

2/9/2025, 12:53:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted

My personal friends I used to party with are my age too. This isn’t weird

2/9/2025, 12:44:21 AM | 172 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) reposted

2/9/2025, 12:42:18 AM | 557 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Shit, this sounds incredible. Should probably read the book again, haven't since it was released. www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo...

2/9/2025, 12:43:11 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Renner's finest hour as an actor, too. What a movie.

2/9/2025, 12:37:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Shit, might fire that one up tonight. Has one of my favorite closing scenes, too. The one on top of the mountain. "She ran six miles. Barefoot. Warrior. She was a warrior. But you...?"

2/9/2025, 12:35:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

"The Coach," directed by Darren Aronosky or David O. Russell or some asshole like that.

2/9/2025, 12:28:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like someone Jonah Hill would eventually play because he's a football coach that sells drugs to blind kids and he really wants that Oscar.

2/9/2025, 12:27:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Waingro's younger cousin who grew up in Westchester and Nantucket.

2/9/2025, 12:24:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted

If Carolina rolls it’ll be an exact replay of the first month of Coach Prime hype at Colorado before reality kicked in

2/9/2025, 12:22:24 AM | 200 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

I like it that Steve Belichik looks like a dude who gets shot on some job that goes awry in the first 30 minutes of a Michael Mann movie. It's a look!

2/9/2025, 12:21:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Campbell (@campbelljd.bsky.social) reposted

Men should smile more

2/9/2025, 12:07:50 AM | 18 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

"Man on the Moon." One of the greatest songs ever written.

1/9/2025, 11:55:26 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

And are naturally crazy about committing sexual harassment in nightclubs!

1/9/2025, 11:36:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Still waiting to see a wolf in cheap clothing.

1/9/2025, 11:33:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted

young guns: meet the coaches under 80 who are shaking up acc football

1/9/2025, 11:08:43 PM | 1581 118 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

"He hits from both sides of the plate -- he is amphibious." -- Yogi Berra.

1/9/2025, 11:24:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

*pounds table* MALAPROP! MALAPROP! JESUS HEALING ALL THOSE LEOPARDS!

1/9/2025, 11:22:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Bill Belichik's interview with Holly Rowe was very Bill Belichik

1/9/2025, 11:11:58 PM | 58 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

"Bon-petite" will live in my brain far, far too long.

1/9/2025, 11:18:47 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Man, now I want to watch WIND RIVER again. That movie ruled.

1/9/2025, 11:01:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Markham Nolan ☘️ (@markhamnolan.com) reposted

👏👏👏 @pbfcomics.bsky.social

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10/3/2025, 11:26:34 PM | 369 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

RIP to a legend.

1/9/2025, 10:57:07 PM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

I'll forgive TCU for the 2016 Alamo Bowl -- we deserved to lose that one anyways, clearly -- if they do the thing tonight. I need it. Already had a great week, a nice Monday to begin this new week would be even more chill.

1/9/2025, 10:23:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. Hell yes.

1/9/2025, 10:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iain (@iainnd.bsky.social) reposted

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

1/9/2025, 9:09:50 PM | 12340 1836 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tom Wright (@tomwright.bsky.social) reposted

truly the best sport

1/9/2025, 10:07:19 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John R. (@tribe.bsky.social) reposted

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1/9/2025, 3:31:24 PM | 287 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, he delivers me a Natty, he can do what he wants after that. This is my guy. 😂

1/9/2025, 10:02:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Take it.

1/9/2025, 9:18:49 PM | 240 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope you're right, but, this is CFB in 2025, so...

1/9/2025, 9:54:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Yeah, he's a bit of an old, gross prick, bit this is a good bit. I gotta hand it to him here. This is something *I* would do.

1/9/2025, 9:52:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah, good to hear!

1/9/2025, 9:47:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

Good luck, Frank. 🫡 (and to the Mrs.)

1/9/2025, 9:45:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

I don't want Bama to fail. The more they do, the more likely they are to try and poach my dear Mr. Lanning. And I can't deal with that type of newscycle again for awhiiiiiiillllleeee.

1/9/2025, 9:44:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Will Rubin (@willrubin.bsky.social) reposted

It took 24 minutes for a caller to want to fight Paul Finebaum.

1/9/2025, 7:25:17 PM | 179 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social)

Cleaned my room, washed the car, and played the only Pink Floyd album that doesn't suck (DSOTM) while doing it. Not a bad Labor Day, so far.

1/9/2025, 9:41:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nemo. (@sirnemo.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like we get to relive the Shankly & Paisley days or something. What a treat.

1/9/2025, 9:37:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture not an art thief (@famousartthief.bsky.social) reposted

ekitike isak salah wirtz mac allister/szobo gravenberch kerkez van dijk konate frimpong alisson lol, absolute joke

1/9/2025, 9:33:49 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view