i think if you're the subject of his interview, you're already dead regardless of what he is asking about
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i think if you're the subject of his interview, you're already dead regardless of what he is asking about
panic cancelled, got it sorted out
they have rejected a scan of the receipt too, time to panic :)
what do you mean you don't like the photo of the receipt that i uploaded 4.5 years ago
another lefttuber four hour video has struck the twin towers
i have one note
theoryslop
surely the evangelicals will change their ways upon the rapture not occurring as predicted
turn IT from a cost center to a profit center in your organization by crypto ransoming your own users
my 3080 got raptured today but thankfully i have a few more months left on the warranty
also postal banking
now hold on a minute
capitalism has been defeated in this scenario
fucked up to realize that if we ever get body transplants while i'm still alive, i won't be high up enough on the priority list for a long long time
i am cringe but i am not free until we're all free
ohhh a joke makes sense
i was kind of wondering about that option, what is the fcc license really needed for in tyool 2025? straight up broadcast ota?
you retweeted it from main the other day lol
i hope too many people don't murder-suicide their entire families for the rapture time
Rapture tomorrow. Go ahead and push directly to prod.
evil face effy...
trying to imagine people who were/are subscribed to disney+ so they could watch jimmy kimmel's show
would it be gauche to bark at her in this situation
a condition should be to shave those fucking sideburns, jesus christ
checking out polymarket to see if i can put money on kimmel leading off with a big ol bitchmade apology
so do the vaccines still cause autism or is it just tylenol now
made up a guy who understands 75% of any idiom: "i'm so horny that i could fuck a horse"
*fucking idiot voice* wow so you prefer trump then?????
oooooooooogh my brain
you don't think that knowing that someone uses a particular password wallet service like bitwarden rather than passwords saved in their browser or a physical notebook is useful information if an attacker is trying to break into a particular person's accounts?
made up a guy who understands 75% of any idiom: "i'm so horny that i could fuck a horse"
almost got mad at the sheer incoherence of the op until I saw what it was from 😔
new game tokens. they're a bit like if marbles couldn't roll under your couch. $20 for 10 nora.jewelry
a particular group, not generally
girl that needs to charge her wearable devices before bedtime tonight
mpreg but for content
complaining about vertical video in the year of our luigi 2025 is such a boomer complaint but it fucking sucks so bad in every respect
who invented that caption style on vertical videos where they only show one or two words at a time. i wanna talk. with my fists.
glorious day for an improvised explosive device
song still rips tbh
i hope the rapture does happen on the 23rd, those fucking people are annoying as hell
man hook door hand
i really like the theme parks and such for engineering and system design reasons but i largely do not care about mick mouse and the like (except for the odd times when i do)
i don't know if i count as a disney adult or not but probably a little bit. maybe a lot bit. idk i contain multitudes.
ah, the conversion of art to content
are you watching it
trump announced manned mission to jupiter (to get more stupider)
i need to renew my library card (by going to the library)
it hate it when i blast off by mistake
ales jones claims charlie kirk's neck just did that
..undertale was ten years ago?
the artists are doing a posters strike for rules that are the same as they were last week lol
not a real country. why not make them put up a trump statue too while you're at it.
where was jolly rancher on 9/11/2001?
they put a panopticon inside the panopticon so you can be watched while you watch
i'm hardly inclined to check out his book when he spends his saturdays screaming about how trump is the left's fault
i keep thinking about how much hair he had versus when he got ventilated. among other things.
currently i am directing my ire at the band Friday Pilots Club for this fucking nonsense
it's increasingly difficult to collect an offline music collection these days when acts release a bunch of songs that aren't on albums
we gotta reopen the schools
targeted attack vector. if someone is trying to break into katie's accounts, for example, knowing that she uses a particular password manager can direct the attacker to try to break in there and then gain access to a whole lot more of her stuff with that database of passwords.
i worry that telling the internet which password manager you use is a bad idea
lost and found??
luigi nation
that's not true, there was also visiting college campuses in a diaper to own the libs and definitely not for fetish reasons
pregaming
i'm half tempted to ask if anything terrible happened today that i missed but i also do not really want to know
fuck it bring eisner back, i'm getting eisner pilled
until his bestie died, anyways
but maybe i have allowed the modern disney commentariat to color my opinion of the man who rescued disney from bankruptcy
i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to hand it to eisner i do not have to han
i've hit people for lesser slurs
they'll be checking IDs as well at the door
handing my social security number and three digits off the back of all my credit cards to the man from 50501 so i can go to the protest
face plus real name poster has bad digital defense, shocker
i wonder how long until one of the networks tries to spin up a joe rogan type guy hosting a late night show
i mean i would be boycotting disney adult shit if i wasn't already financially committed to it for next month but rip me
a train going directly to the hospital??? wild
casual conspiracy: higher spf numbers are purely marketing and don't make a difference. just get 30 spf and call it a day
i'm probably gonna get the google smart glasses when they show up, sorry. not buying that facebook shit though.
checks many of the basics for survival
carbs and meat, mostly. also salt.
as i was driving home from lunch today i found myself wishing that i could give death stranding style reactions to other drivers. someone at a confusing intersection did something useful to signal their intent and i was like YES THAT IS SUPER HELPFUL THANK U and yet.. how to convey
a protest is not a party. nobody is ordering pizza for you. if the message was 'don't go' then that's what people would be saying.
saw a work van with gen AI slop artwork on the back door and briefly considered rear ending it as hard as possible
they're not obligated to answer your questions!!
they should have one that says 'this is not legal advice' in small print underneath imo
wait don't you live in this website? i thought they didn't let you out
reading a book is kind of touching a tree..
i'm a little shocked to see postmedia reporting on this in this tone
correct opinion detected
the five guys store that i go to is closing to put in milkshakes finally.. things are looking up for lauren
it's a perfect day for the total information collapse shirt
heartbreaking: this is a clickhole article, which i presume that the onion had to sell to the CAH shithead in order to survive
every five minutes for the last day
i'm peeping Deadeye Deepfake Simulacrum
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
